Cover Girl: Miley Cyrus for ELLE UK

Posted on April 30, 2013

We don’t know, you guys. We can’t quite put our collective finger on why this styling isn’t appealing to us.

 

Miley Cyrus covers the June 2013 issue of ELLE UK magazine in a Lanvin jacket photographed by Jan Welters.

 

Lanvin Spring 2013 Collection

Fausto Puglisi Spring 2013 Collection

Certainly all the skin is perfectly within Miley’s wheelhouse, but we don’t feel like any of these looks actually flatter her all that much. That Fausto Puglisi just looks downright bad on her.

Miley’s something of a Barbie doll and there’s a lot you can do with her looks from a style perspective, but it feels like either Vanessa Hudgens or Gwen Stefani should be wearing these outfits. And when you think about it, neither Vanessa or Gwen are what we’d call close to Miley’s style and they’re continents apart from each other. Maybe that’s why this isn’t much working for us.

Yes, yes. We’re overthinking it, kittens. We know.
[Photo Credit: Jan Welters for ELLE UK,  style.com, luisaviaroma.com]

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Julie-Chase/731391326 Julie Chase

      The cover gives her phantom boobs.

    • http://frockpaperscissors.blogspot.com/ kvlm

      Susan Powter.

      • jennifervney

        Totally!

      • MK03

        Beat me to it.

    • VicD

      Jeweled ladyparts.

    • In_Stitches

      I agree entirely on the clothes, but her face has never looked better.

    • commish24

      The shiny face reflecting the leather isn’t working for me either. It’s all too artificial in a bad way.

    • flamingoNW

      She’s a terrible model

      • http://profiles.google.com/ameliaheartsu Amelia Logan

        That’s what I was thinking. she has no idea what she’s doing.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Victor-Beiramar-Diniz/100000152390012 Victor Beiramar Diniz

      looking like bieber in drag, no?

      • Sara L.

        Bieber looks like Bieber in drag.

        • DebbieLovesShoes

          hahaha

      • Kate

        This is what I call the “I like the ladies” Miley

    • http://twitter.com/Lily1129 Lily

      That Puglisi look AWFUL on her. It’s like she’s an advert for the knock-off clubwear warehouse down the street.

      • Sarah

        In fairness, it looks like that on the model, too. It’s just hella trashy.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=811053804 Stacy Parker Cole

      It’s the dreadful hair color. ALL Wrong for her coloring.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      it doesn’t work because she’s not selling it. Her poses are a bit too structured and obvious. The haircut agrees with her face. From the neck up she’s gorgeous.

    • joancarol

      She seems sexless.

      • EveEve

        She seems witless.

    • Emily Giovanni

      I am surprised you didn’t pull quotes from the interview and mercilessly mock her. I was kind of looking forward to that. (For example: A star is someone who doesn’t have to take her clothes off to be sexy because you naturally have star power. Sex does sell, but you have to find a way that’s not just showing your tits,” she says. “I don’t want to be a glorified model. They just walk on stage and it’s all about their clothes — or lack of clothes.)

      • Sarah

        HA! Then quit making me look at yer damn sternum all the frikkin’ time, missy. She seems to think chesticles = sexy, so methinks our girl is a hypocrite.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

        Yes, I see she is doing none of that here. No tits at all………….

    • MilaXX

      I just don’t think they are very flattering pictures. Miley’s no model so we’re not gonna get any smize from her. It’s the same face in every shot and the clothes with no accessories or even interesting backdrops. The only picture I sort of like is the last one, and that’s not more than a “meh” level of like.

      • JDreesen

        what do you call it if she is smizing with her mouth? not smiling…that’s already a thing….miling? she’s miling. close your mouth dear; you might eat a bug.

    • l_c_ann

      Entry for uck photoshop of the year: 2nd photo, her right arm pit.

      • Erica_Vuitton

        that solid black line is the top of a tattoo she has on her side, not an extra pit crease.

    • bxbourgie

      It’s not working for T and Lo because this photo shoot is the very essence of Trying Too Hard.

      • Ms. Schmidt

        I agree, it is trying too hard. Also, she’s going for edgy here (and really, with her whole, um, style evolution) and I get why she’d want to do that. I mean, who wants to be Hannah Montana all their life? Still, she doesn’t do edgy well. It’s not that she looks uncomfortable with that type of style, it’s more like it’s not a good fit for her and therefore just looks off.

        • demidaemon

          I think she’s more hippie than edgy. All of these looks lack volume and are tacky.

    • Pants_are_a_must

      The cover shot has the most badly photoshopped boobs I’ve seen in a while.

      The styling got her harder edge all wrong. I just don’t think she’s Sporty Spice, you know?

    • stubbornthoughts

      Dead eyes, much? There’s only so much you can do with a tilted chin and framing hands. I wish that dress was in a better color, I think the shape of it is very much her kind of thing. Ya know, the “let me show you my assets while I have them” type of thing.

    • Erica_Vuitton

      All I can think of when I read her headline is a SATC line “Single and fabulous question mark? It was supposed to be single and fabulous exclamation point!” Love the last shot (+a face blot) but the pink dress looks awful on her and the jacket looks flat out too big instead of just over-sized.

      • demidaemon

        I pretty much found every outfit they chose either a)hideous b) hideous on her or c) both.

    • Imasewsure

      I think she isn’t styled right but she also isn’t modelling these very well either. Love her but she’s no Gwen

    • Jessi03

      On Miley, the Fausto Puglisi looks like Julia Roberts’ outfit at the opening of Pretty Woman.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      The Puglisi makes her have a weird armpit thingie. I am distracted.

    • Eric Stott

      Everything looks washed out

    • nannypoo

      I like her hair this way and I’ve seen pictures of her that are attractive, but here she’s just skanky. Her transition from Hannah Montana to whatever she is now makes me sad. It has to be hard, but she makes it look downright grueling.

    • VioletFem

      Ooooh! Gwen Stefani would rock this editorial! Except maybe for the Puglisi dress which looks awful, even on the model.

    • TheAmericaness

      To be nice, she’s 20 and I think the look and feel she’s trying to give off is for a more experienced model. She’s got a great hairdo – I LOVE it. I appreciate that she’s not trying to look like every teen idol that’s gone before her. However, the Pink hairdo + the hard edge clothing + this spread = I’m edgy tough? No… She hasn’t lived that life yet. I hope she doesn’t – If I’m mistaken and she’s had the “coke years” already, I apologize for my ignorance. Miley needs to go with who she is exactly and this seems to be trying too hard to be something a bit more than she’s not – older and wiser – let’s face it. At 20, we all thought we knew more than we really did. WAY more. In fact, it’s get drunk laughable.

    • http://twitter.com/ThisMersLife Meredith

      I think it’s because these are horribly boring, washed-out photos. Her hair and shoulders bleed into the background, ruining the proportions of the entire photo. Maybe if her posing wasn’t so blah she could pull it off.

    • christinewithanx

      Is she incapable of closing her mouth? Poor thing.

    • formerlyAnon

      What I *think*’s bugging is that there’s no life to her. When she’s posing all serious-faced, she just looks vacant to me. Much better caught in mid-smile. Or even snarl.

    • alyce1213

      It looks like she’s ready for breast palpation by her gynecologist on the cover. Horrible picture, she looks washed out, lifeless, awkward, fake.

      She’s a terrible model. I don’t really like anything about her, her clothes, her appearance, her music, nothin’.

    • ConnieBV

      It’s not cohesive. What were they trying to do? Eighties? Grace Jones? Punk? You can’t tell, and her makeup and hair could be pasted on from shot to shot. Just not interesting.

    • http://twitter.com/Glam_Dixie Glam Dixie

      I think Miley is trying to cultivate more of a hard edged rocker chick type vibe, ala Gwen Stefani. I mean, did you see her at VH1 Diva’s??

    • snarkykitten

      She looks like she has period gas

    • MoHub

      Stop the insanity!

    • VicksieDo

      I think it’s young and hot. Go Miley!

    • copper

      I’m all for androgyny but this makes me so uncomfortable — it’s like looking at a drugged 14 year old boy in overly sexed-up drag. I just want to grab a sheet and cover her up. ugh.

    • mightbewrong

      Hm…400 million people might be wrong in this case.

    • StellaZafella

      I’m all for youth expression of individuality, really.

      That said, Pink’s been doin’ this longer…and better.

    • GorgeousThings

      She looks like Justin Bieber in drag.

      • StellaZafella

        Maybe, but if this WERE JBeib – even in drag…everything would be pulled down around his/her ass crack.

        • demidaemon

          That one dress is mighty close.

    • PeaceBang

      Well, she can’t model to save her life, so there’s that.

    • YoungSally

      I was thinking that she has the look that Amanda Bynes seems to be seeking.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535548244 Kim Baker Vidas Davey-Irvin

      in each photo, her expression asks, “this? is this right?” she’s not having any fun at all.

    • http://www.facebook.com/conysoledad Constanza Álvarez Espinoza

      An Agyness Deyn wannabe.
      She looks awful, highly photoshoped and the clothes are not beautiful.

    • guest2visits

      The cover pic is ok; although it looks more like her Cosmo cover; or most Cosmo covers – except in B&W.
      I thought the second was the only one that worked really well for her, in styling and personality.
      The last is dismal. Was that the ONLY way they could think to do her make-up…could have been something much different.

    • Trisha26

      In the first two looks she appears masculine with sort of an FU expression. I’m all for gender-bending & androgyny but this just isn’t her. The third look is very Gwen Stefani, rocker with a soft side, that works.

    • http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier

      She bores me. Off with her head!

    • Qitkat

      I think the pink dress is what happens when a designer tries to translate disco ball to clothing. I would love to hear what the Duchess would say about this one.

    • http://twitter.com/Rowsella315 Kathy G

      To look good in those um, outfits, one needs some muscle definition. This is like putting a junkie in a wresting leotard.

    • musicandmochi

      Probably because the clothes make her look like an awkward, slutty man (i.e. flat).
      Did Joe Zee really style this? Perhaps she requested some of these clothes?

      • tereliz

        It’s Elle UK, so I’m guessing someone on their staff styled her.

        • musicandmochi

          Oh! Doy, UK. Thanks for pointing that out. I had felt so lost, thinking the Mighty Zee styled this mess.

    • appliquer

      Her vapid expression doesn’t help!

    • http://www.facebook.com/judy.julian77 Judy Julian

      To my mind, there’s just basically something unappealing about her. Dressing her up is like trying to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

    • tereliz

      I dunno, it’s Elle UK, and Miley is chavving it. She even manages to make that Lanvin jacket look cheap.

      Looks right to me.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1229199146 Tara Gray Burkholder

      Damn girl, invest in some Invisalign or something. What’s with all these celebs & their jacked up teeth?

      • Sally Brownson

        I don’t think there’s anything wrong with her teeth that Invisalign would fix. You can change the alignment of someone’s teeth, but if a person has big teeth, you can’t really do anything about that. (I’m saying this as someone who used to work in an orthodontist’s office and knows what “perfectly aligned” looks like.)

    • H2olovngrl

      God, I hate the cut of that pink dress with the burning intensity of a thousand suns. Overused hyperbole, I know, but I can’t help myself.

    • Heather

      … on the other hand, her eyeshadow is pretty.

    • Sally Brownson

      I think a lot of it is the way she’s posing. Sticking her thumbs in the cutouts seems particularly ill-advised.

      • Fordzo

        It’s like her hillbilly genes are just lookin’ for some overalls to hook her thumbs in.

    • ballerinawithagun

      Very distracting!

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      She has no presence whatsoever. Which is baffling considering how much of her life she’s spent in front of a camera.

    • bd73

      tlo’s right. it isn’t her style. she looks uncomfortable when her whole image was bubbly. if she was giving us some sort of personality it would work wonders. cheeky feels like her thing, but you can easily see gwen stefani giving us edge with a straight face. miley isn’t a model and they shouldn’t make her act like one.

    • Coco Cornejo

      She looks too young to have the kind of edge these clothes demand.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001131282478 Jai Piper

      she isn’t a Barbie Doll; she’s Skipper!

    • CatherineRhodes

      Ugly cover.

    • Anniebet

      Sorry, she looks to me like some junkie they pulled off the street and plastered a ton of makeup on.

    • MandyM

      She is trying so hard to be edgy. She just looks silly.

    • quiltrx

      I’m so in love with the pumps the Puglisi model is wearing that I seriously can’t even see Miley.

    • Mlzx

      I actually love the cover, but otherwise the clothes look cheap and her face looks greasy.

      But man is that some awesome hair. I still like it more on her every time I see it, and I’ve seen it a lot. Great move.

    • Fordzo

      I don’t know if it’s because her father has a mullet, but Miley will always be just a little hillbilly hick for me. When she goes for “edgy”, it just comes off as trashy.

    • guest2visits

      When she tries for edgy she just looks ‘hard’ to me.
      She confuses edgy with sexed out, nearly naked, spandex and spikes, cougar outfits.
      Florence W, Tilda S, or even little miss Elle F have done edgy better.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=647819696 MaryAlice Finley Davis

      It’s that stupid hair.

    • silaria

      I like her a lot, and these pictures are… okay. Not great, but not bad either. But that cover–! Cover up her face with your thumb, and suddenly it’s David Bowie on the cover.

    • ccm800

      weird ears! Never noticed – especially in that first shot. But I like this esp the pink – suits her.

    • Allison

      There needs to be a much better contrast between her skin and the color of the clothing for it to work. She blends into that pink.