Darlings, Meet Chloe.
Chloe Sevigny attends the GUESS Hotel pool party in Palm Springs, California.
Chloe is an international film and television star with a reputation for wearing crazy outfits that delight celebrity fashion bloggers. After a day at Coachella, she’s about had it with vapid starlets wearing couture and 6-inch heels, vamping for cameras before running off to the potties to vomit up an olive. She stood on a table hours ago and did her patented tit-fringe twirl to try to get a little something started with this lame-ass pose-a-thon, but these starving little shitheads would rather “network” and do press. Fuck this. She’s putting on her sensible sandals, grabbing her angry totebag, and walking her fine, bikini-covered ass – WHICH EVERYONE HERE IS KINDLY INVITED TO LICK – out of here.
Bunch of losers.
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