Ashley Tisdale in Maria Lucia Hohan

Posted on April 12, 2013

Ashley Tisdale attends the premiere of ‘Scary Movie V[ in Los Angeles in a Maria Lucia Hohan gown accessorized with a Tory Burch clutch, Dana Rebecca earrings, and a Graziela ring.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos]

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  • Karen Tully

    Elvira called and she wants her dress back.

    • http://twitter.com/KathrynTewson Kathryn Tewson

      Sure, but for a Scary Movie photocall? The allusion works.

      • drdarke

        It would work better if you couldn’t see her panties peeking out through the up-to-the-ass leg slit, @twitter-48645441:disqus .

        Otherwise, I kind of like the dress – yes, it too Sexy! Sexy!Danger! for a normal premiere, but this is SCARY MOVIE 5 we’re talking about here. Her in that outfit giving bitchface is almost certainly a better joke than any in the film itself….

    • 3boysful

      Very good. I was seeing Morticia. Cara mia . . .

      • Karen Tully

        Morticia’s dresses were in better taste.

      • Vickiefantastico

        Exactly! The Addams Family theme song immediately came to mind as I looked at these pics.

    • jmorino08

      My thoughts exactly!!

    • tereliz

      If you’re going to dress as Elvira, you need bigger hair.

    • Deb_Lynn

      Canadian Goose called, she wants her lips back too. (Tisdale seems to be thief…)

    • Vlasta Bubinka

      With that DRAMUH! dress, it must be said: Nude lips sink ships.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10910518 Erica Woods Tucker

      That’s the only think to say on that…I thought maybe she was playing Elvira in the movie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000393765005 Garcia Loca

    She looks like she’s molting — yet I’m mesmerized.

  • gabbilevy

    Normally, I’d hate this, but I think it’s really working for her. Do wish we weren’t seeing armpit seams.

  • eowyn_of_rohan

    Illusion netting is the new peplum.

  • http://www.facebook.com/conysoledad Constanza Álvarez Espinoza

    Sweetheart, you could at least smile for the camera.

    • Sarah

      Really. Wipe that smirk off of your face, miss lady. Let’s not forget what movie we’re premiering, here.

    • flamingoNW

      I think they’re glued that way…. She’s outdoing Fish Face Knightley

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1447060898 Lori Wade Miller

    For one, she’s overdressed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ginny-Ellsworth/534496198 Ginny Ellsworth

    Vampirella, in the flesh. Literally.

  • AndresB

    Someone should have told her that the dress is held together by excessive use of illusion netting, because she stands there as if she’s expecting various parts of it to fall off any second.
    Hard to tell whether she’s miffed by this misconception or if lip enhancements make it impossible for her to not pout.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    I appreciate how interesting this dress is. I can’t stop looking at it, her body, or the shapes the dress is creating. I think if this were in In or Out post, I’d have to go with IN. Weird.

    • jetpackdino

      Yeah… I’m feeling it too. I know I shouldn’t, but… I’m liking it. I think she looks hot.

  • snarkykitten

    this seems like the perfect dress to wear to the upteenth sequel of a shitty film franchise.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      My thoughts exactly. This dress was made for this premier.

  • MilaXX

    bless her heart she is trying hard to work this, but it just looks like a glammed up Elvira costume

  • Candigirl1968

    As Nina would say, there’s a taste issue here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nikki.massie Nikki Massie

    I like it. At first glance it looks like the sleeves would be drapey (which would be so K-Mart) but I love the interplay between the sheer and the fabric that contours her arm. She’s got a great figure. Not sure I’m loving the make-up and hair though. Something about it is bothering me.

    • Little_Olive

      It’s the no-color makeup ¡now with beiger colors to match your hair! From the JLo school of style.

  • Lori

    Have I mentioned that I hate illusion net? I do. A lot.

  • decormaven

    This is scary. The ring she’s wearing on the left hand is beyond bizarre. Not even going there with the side cutouts in the dress.

  • PastryGoddess

    I need to see the model for this one. Tisdale is tiny, I wonder if it works better on a long tall drink of water

  • aeb1986

    too many cutouts. its morphing her body and confusing me

  • Pammer

    A little lipstick would kill you?

  • Monkey Toe

    It’s a little Adult Video Awards for my taste.

    • Little_Olive

      It’s a LOT Adult Video Awards for my taste.

  • DeebaCee

    Oh, honey no

  • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

    Ugh I can’t.
    ETA: Also, I HATE flat-ironed flat flat hair.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    Elvira would like her dress back missy! (edited to say….oops that comment has already been done!)

  • Hetha Innis

    Totally revolting!!

  • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

    This is not her dress. It needs to go to a diva over the age of 35.

    … oh god, I just realised those are sleeves. I thought it was a cowl draping over the back of her arms. In THAT case it needs to be cut off at the thighs and worn for the short program.

    • smallgirlsaretrouble

      I thought it was a cape :(

  • Little_Olive

    Who is this Maria Lucia Hohan person and where do I reach her in order to thank her for giving us minions so much bitching material?

  • elemspbee

    oh dear. your seams are undone, child

  • charlotte

    Mayor of Tackytown in Tasteless County, currently campaigning against Lea Michele.

  • SaraB

    Lea Michele is wondering if she thinks this dress is beyond tacky or if she wants to steal it.

  • Rand Ortega

    Illusion netting only belongs on ice skating costumes.
    OUT.

  • Imasewsure

    Wow I hate everything about this one her. I do like the darker hair on her though.

  • ralish

    Scales?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexandra-Glorioso/10025811 Alexandra Glorioso

    This is awful on so many levels. I can’t even begin to articulate them all.

  • librarygrrl64

    Weird and tacky at the same time.

  • Arin McGraw

    The tan line on the hip is driving me bananas.

    • sisterb67

      I don’t think that’s a tan line – I think it’s a thong. Which, while unfortunately, I’ll at least give her credit for not wanting her ladybits uncovered.

  • http://twitter.com/TVcastingcall Reality TV Casting

    this is not an HD dress… cute in theory but in reality i thought she had rolls on her arms from that netting

    BOO

  • nannypoo

    She appears to be almost as disgusted with it as we are.

  • Qitkat

    More like “Scary Dress V”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=9362159 Tracy Walker

    Enough with the duckface already! I get that teen girls are legally required to do this for all pictures on Facebook and Instagram, but this is real life, sweetie. It’s best done with a smile.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      I *loathe* the duckface.

  • Loola234

    MIchelle Kwan would NEVER wear that – Eastern European ice dancers – yes!
    Please choose an actual color for your lips next time…if you do, it won’t matter so much if you don’t smile.

  • victoria rodeno

    I was thinking Morticia. Nasty

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    Oh Ashley, you can’t wear Cher’s dress. One, you’re too young. Two, and most importantly, you are most definitely not Cher.

  • anotherkate

    Does she have some secret talent or something? I’m not familiar with her work, but I find her so bland, yet always with that inexplicably smug expression on her face. What do you have to be smug about, Ashley Tisdale? Does she even go here?

    • H2olovngrl

      Well, she is Candace on Phineas and Ferb for one. Can you tell I have kids? She is a “Disney teen” who is attempting to move on. She was in High School Musical and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. She is surprisingly very funny.

  • formerlyAnon

    I was mildly against till I saw the illusion-netting tuxedo stripe down the side. Vehemently against, now. Went from odd-not-in-a-good-way to odd AND tacky.

    • formerlyAnon

      I’ve figured out the “odd.” That is dead-on sorority girl face & hair, but so NOT a sorority girl dress. (When college age girls go tacky it is almost always very Heidi: short, tight and shiny.)

  • crash1212

    Oh dear. Fug to the max. Tacky. Hideous. Makes her body look horribly misshapen. Can’t unsee. Must go lie down.

  • Kristy Evans

    Illusion netting strikes again. And also, what’s wrong with your teeth, girl? She has serious “I smelled doo-doo” face.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    This is (surprisingly) a “WERQ” from me. The dress is beautiful, and the placement of the cutouts/illusion netting flatter her figure really well. I wish she’d added some color to her lips, and she shouldn’t really pose like that, showing the seam under her arm. Plus, the duck face.

  • MissAmynae

    If you take your thumb and cover up the duck lips, this is one of her best looks ever. She looks pretty and well put together, and all of her bits and bobs are covered and secured. Her eyes are such a pretty shade of brown, never really noticed them before.

    I love it, the geometry of it is fascinating, and its doing great things for her body. With this designer, the illusion netting is a given, but for once its not too bad.

  • alaskahyoung

    I hate her face too much to think about anything else. The nose/mouth combo drives me bananas.

  • http://twitter.com/mannahattamamma MannahattaMamma

    when did she steal JLo’s face?

  • conniemd

    I will say that the illusion netting is a perfect match for her skin color.

  • Tatiana Luján

    I find this super tacky. Jlo tacky without any of the divaness

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208138556 Sara Munoz Munoz

    They got the color of the netting right.
    I wish she didn’t go “nude” with the lips. Otherwise, strangely enough, I like this. For the girl, and the venue.

  • Pterodactyl111

    I like it. I think she needs some lip color though.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Because everyone wants to dress like Vampyra.

  • http://profiles.google.com/scaponigro Sarah Caponigro

    Duck face. Duck face. Stop making that stupid duck face.

    • H2olovngrl

      She looks pissed because she is actually a really funny girl, (Candace!) forced to be in lame Scary Movie sequels.

  • titaness25

    I totally thought the sleeves were a cape at first, and got excited. Excitement, gone.

  • maggiemaybe

    That is a really peculiar garment. And not in a good way.

  • Trisha26

    AVN all the way.

  • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

    Slutty, slutty, slutty.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      it’s only slutty if you can see her ankles.

  • ballerinawithagun

    And here I thought Tory Burch did classy clothes.

  • Anniebet

    On her way to audition for a Morticia role? The black hair dye will come later.

  • http://remedialstitcher.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

    Abolustely horrible, dress, makeup, hair. The dress is hideous. Ugh. Did I mention that the dress is just awful?

  • ankali

    What an odd effect. I don’t find this offensive, I guess, but… when you’re choosing an outfit, do you really want people’s takeaway to be, “Oh, I see. She’s actually not that thin”?

  • subwaycars

    Holy shit that is some vampira realness. I can’t even hate.

  • clairellis

    Duck face-no. Dress-no.

  • http://profiles.google.com/gillianholroyd gillian holroyd

    A dramatic dress but it’s overwhelming her. Needs to be worn by someone with a bit more personality.

  • spinachleaf

    She looks exactly like Jake Gyllenhaal in drag. More so than his sister, in fact.

  • kathrineb

    Not what I consider stylish. To each there own I guess…

  • newtonGOTbeaned

    This dress is hilarious. Totally drag queen.

  • guest2visits

    Not a pretty dress. Hair looks healthy and not brittle blonde, though.