Armie Hammer in Tom Ford at CinemaCon
Armie Hammer, recipient of the Male Star of Tomorrow Award, at the 2013 CinemaCon Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in Tom Ford.
Tom Ford Spring 2013 Collection
If we’re being purely objective in our man-rating, we can admit that, looks-wise, he’s gorgeous, but a bit on the bland side for our tastes. He’s like a movie star version of Josh Dallas, from Once Upon a Time – who does absolutely NOTHING for us except irritate us with his room-temperature-oatmeal blandness. But something about Armie is really charming to us. Maybe because his name is Armie. Maybe because he has such a cute smile. Maybe because he’s pretty much rocking the shit out of that Tom Ford; something that so many other male stars, from Bradley Cooper to Justin Timberlake, have had trouble managing. Ford’s suits are very build-specific, and Armie’s just tall enough, with shoulders just broad enough, a waist just small enough, and a chest just big enough to be the perfect model for the brand. Tom Ford generally likes exotic-looking Euro-guys to model for him, but Armie would make a pretty good choice for a campaign.
Of course, this is just a long way of saying, “le sigh.”
[Photo Credit: Ethan Miller/Getty Images, tomford.com]