Adrianne Palicki in Reem Acra

Posted on April 02, 2013

Adrianne Palicki attends the premiere of ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ in Hollywood, California in a Reem Acra gown.

Reem Acra Spring 2013 Collection

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]

    • Sobaika

      Girl, next time someone sends you a pile of TSwift’s 2011 rejects, say no.

      • aeb1986

        hahaha. love it. dead on

    • kalisa

      Why are her boobs so far apart?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=571205045 Kent Roby

        I wouldn’t be surprised if she asked her surgeon the same thing.

        • Carly Warnock

          ZING!

        • Coolekat

          That’s funny

        • nannypoo

          She might also have asked why they are two very different sizes.

      • schadenfreudelicious

        an unfortunate enhancement result….

        • schadenfreudelicious

          i’ve heard it referred to as the “drive a truck through them” effect…

      • Guest

        Sequestration.

      • Jacqueline Wessel

        Yes, why??? why???

      • Heather

        Perhaps a good rule of thumb is: if you can see your implants, it’s not a good look. (Xtina A. could take this rule to heart.)

      • H2olovngrl

        Because she bought them. That is also why they have zero sag.

    • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

      I think it’d be a great dress if only I couldn’t see her boob tape.

    • ChaCha_70

      Her boobs look weird. Too far apart or something. Pretty dress otherwise. But can’t stop staring at her boobs…and not in a good way.

      • http://opinionandamovie.blogspot.com/ Deitra S.

        I think it was one of the other Bitter Kittens who coined the term “titscrepancy” for precisely this situation.

        • ChaCha_70

          You got that one right Deitra! !

        • http://twitter.com/omg_dora Dora K.

          I thought titscrepancy was when the two boobs were treated very differently by the bodice (e.g. one looks a mile higher than the other)?

          • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

            That is the context in which I use it. (No, I am not the BK who coined the phrase. Though I can’t remember if it was coined here or over on GFY.)

      • Jibs

        That is what is often referred to as a “refund gap”.

        • ChaCha_70

          Hahahahahaha! Priceless.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=571205045 Kent Roby

      Looks like she is going for retaliation against anyone who ever accused her of being flat-chested or ugly in high school.

    • kmk05

      It’s blond and bland. She looks like sparkly wheat. Also, her breasts are a little disturbing.

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      It’s sheer, it’s neutral, it’s boobtastic and sequined. IT’S LAST YEAR IN A DRESS. Nice earrings though.

    • pattyw

      “Hi, my name is Adrianne, and I have boobs!”

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

        “And I have FAKE boobs.”

    • http://twitter.com/Moondragonic Charlotte

      Girl, That’s Not Your Cleavage.

    • Little_Olive

      Boobs, that is not your dress.

      • Vlasta Bubinka

        A ku for her and her lady lumps:

        Fleshy sequin shine
        I see your nipple tape, dear
        Cleavage– high and low

      • VanessaDK

        Yes–it seems a misnomer to say she is “in” Reem Acra since she seems to be trying to get out….

      • drdarke

        Whoa, those breasts are Porn-Star Fake!

        Actually, I take that back – I’ve known porn stars whose breast augmentation is less obvious than those are….

    • jilly_d

      God almighty, no.

    • decormaven

      Her bosom is about to do Acra-batics.

    • stubbornthoughts

      They’re fake, amiright?

      • Donna Tabor

        Oh, yeah.

    • crash1212

      She’s too boobtacular for that dress. Go home and try again.

    • joancarol

      Yo Adrianne, nobody wants to look at half grapefruit boobs.

    • http://twitter.com/TVcastingcall Reality TV Casting

      never have her boobs looked faker than at this exact moment

      • Little_Olive

        I dunno, mine are natural and when I lie on my back it’s like they are mad at each other :/

        • rumcg66

          Yeah, on your back, that’s called gravity. When she’s on HER back, I’m pretty sure they look exactly the same as they do here.

        • http://twitter.com/lisledanielle Danielle Lisle

          I spit out my coffee at that!

    • PastryGoddess

      Sometimes you have to bypass the pictures for the comments

      • Coolekat

        Seriously

    • http://twitter.com/Kate4Queen Kate Pearce

      did some of the sequins fall off?

    • Tatiana Luján

      If I wasn’t so bored of nude sequined dresses, I would say the dress looks gorgeous on the model.
      The dress looks a tad vulgar (and boring) on Palicki.

    • http://twitter.com/Glam_Dixie Glam Dixie

      She needs to get a refund from whoever did her boobs. Dress is fine, hair and makeup seem a little off to me.

    • marilyn

      Yawn. Standard blonde, standard starlet boob job, standard shiny nude dress, standard lightened hair. This all makes her look a lot like Vanna White. Double yawn.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790818401 Laurie Landry

      Holy Body Hugging Dress Batman!

      You Could park a Mac truck between those two balloons!

    • Trisha26

      Ouch.

    • bellafigura1

      I mean, I just truly don’t understand — feel free to set me straight — why anyone would want to highlight that botched boob job. Really, bigger is sometimes just bigger! Or maybe she just doesn’t see how odd it looks?

      • Donna Tabor

        It saddens me on so many levels.

      • MarissaLG

        My guess is that she’s dressed to cater to would-be fans of the movie (GI Joe). I’d be surprised to find a straight, 15 year old boy who has any problem with the way she looks here.

    • another_laura

      Hello! My name is Adrianne and I’d like to introduce you to my breasts, for which I have had this dress altered in the tackiest possible way. For tomorrow’s photo call, I will introduce you to my nether regions by way of tacky alterations to a [insert designer name] gown.

      yuck.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      The neckline was at least classy on the model. I do think this is a pretty dress, but sheer-over-nude-with sequins is Britney in 2000 at the VMAS.

    • Pants_are_a_must

      Good lord, she is such a gorgeous woman, but who told her to get a boob job? Moreover, that is emphatically not a dress for well-endowed ladies.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      Pretty dress, but not for someone so buxom.

    • YoungSally

      It can’t be in when the boob tape shows — third photo

    • http://profiles.google.com/ruthieoo Ruthie O

      Texas forever.

      • makeityourself

        I’m watching the series “Friday Night Lights” all the way through on Netflix right now. It’s set in small town Texas and this actress plays Tanya on the series. The first thing I noticed after the boobs was –the veneers! OMG they change her appearance so much. On the show she had still her own teeth and they made her look so believable as the high school hottie. Now she’s just soap-opera pretty.

        • Beardslee

          I didn’t realize who that was! Now she is so generic looking. She should have stuck with that bob, it looked great on her.

        • Melanie

          It’s Tyra, just to clarify. That is my all-time favorite show.

    • MilaXX

      pretty yet boring

      • flamingoNW

        it’s kind of standard bombshell, which is kind of tragic, isn’t it?

    • http://twitter.com/kerryev kerryev

      It’s not just her chest size–she is wearing this all kinds of wrong.

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      That’s a nice dress, chest.

    • frannyprof

      That is some serious lifting and separating.

    • http://twitter.com/omg_dora Dora K.

      The chest of this plastic doll was designed by an amateur.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      She looks like Vanna White’s slutty sister.

    • Joyce VG

      Ahh her girls are not talking to each other…

      • H2olovngrl

        Her girls clearly NEVER talk to each other.

    • flamingoNW

      That dress is a whole ‘nother experience when you have breastes

    • http://kingderella.tumblr.com/ kingderella

      dreadful colour on her.

      in fact, its pretty ugly dress.

    • unbornfawn

      It looks fine from under the boobs down. It is not the dress for her girls.

    • Contralto

      Has anyone pointed out that you can see the boob tape in that one photo?

    • Robin Krug

      If those boobs were any further apart, they would be under her arms.

    • watchmeboogie

      Serious question: WHY do actresses wear things that display their completely hacked-up body parts? It boggles the mind.

    • PastryGoddess

      I don’t think it’s boob tape we’re seeing but the sheer overlay on the bodice.

    • jmorino08

      Heidi is going to be sooooo pissed that she didn’t get to this first!

      Also, pasty slips are so tacky! Rein ‘em in girl!

    • poggi

      At least her hair is behind her and not worn spaniel style (although I am pretty sure that is because nothing is permitted to obscure her breasts, not even her dress).

    • http://www.facebook.com/candice.booth.79 Candice Booth

      I love deep V necks on flat chested ladies but women with substantial breasts, real or not, should stay away from this style. I unfortunately have 34Es and I would give anything to have cute little A cups so I could wear any style of shirt I wanted.

      • http://remedialstitcher.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

        Agreed. It just doesn’t work for someone with breasts of any size.

      • http://twitter.com/jaythenerdkid Aaminah Khan

        I’m well endowed and wear deep-ish v-necks. I got ‘em, I flaunt ‘em. :P

      • kmk05

        I’m a C cup but I can get away with something a little less deep than this: it all depends on your natural boob shape and what they do if you tape them up to high heaven. Not saying it’s a good idea, mind you! But it can be pulled off without looking ridiculous.

      • lovelyivy

        You speak the truth. It’s a style that 90% of the time i wouldn’t be caught dead in (32E here). That said, that 10% of the time when you want to go for it, it can be hella fun….

        • http://www.facebook.com/candice.booth.79 Candice Booth

          I rock a deep V but not a super deep V.

          • lovelyivy

            Ditto- I would not in a million years go as deep as Adrienne has here, but deep is ok.

    • Imasewsure

      What a beautiful dress for an elegant, natural beauty (hope the dress finds one some day). AWFUL!!

    • filmcricket

      Why would someone known for playing such a kick-ass character want to change her appearance so she’s basically indistinguishable from T. Swift, Faith Hill, or a dozen other blonde starlets you could name? I thought the point of becoming a performer was so that you could stand out.

    • colleenjanel

      Hellooooo glitter puppies!!! Gotta keep those pasties in check!

    • siriuslover

      If Katy Perry gets chastised for the boob dress, so should she. That’s all I see…boobs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bert.keeter Bert Keeter

      As said in Young Frankestein ” those are some big knockers”!

    • http://twitter.com/gomijacogeo gomijacogeo

      She’s giving great sternum.

    • Frank Lithium

      Breast support, you’re doing it wrong. Otherwise, it’s a gorgeous dress and her Greek goddess hair looks amazing.

    • lehen

      it’s like her boobs hate each other.

    • gracedarling

      Where is Tami Taylor when you need her?!!

      • charlotte

        In Nashville.

    • Angela_the_Librarian

      I find it kind of weird to wear such a soft ephemeral dress for the premier of a GI Joe movie (or for any beef head action flick). This would be the optimal time to wear something a bit edgier, or maybe take a page out of Lady Jaye’s book and wear a tuxedo!

    • Diego!

      She has Mariah Carey’s 1999 boobs, you know, when both of them hated each other and wanted to go one west and the other one east.

    • Indigo54

      That’s a shame. The dress is lovely but she’s turned it from a v-neck to a wide scoop neck. Really cheapens the look.

    • Kristy Evans

      That dress is beautiful but that refund gap is killing me. Sigh.

    • SophieCollier

      Yeah, the boobs are looking a bit weird here. This is very much an A-cup sort of gown.

    • E. D.

      Very nice dress, but not on that chest!

    • http://www.facebook.com/judy.julian77 Judy Julian

      You can practically see the serial numbers on those implants.

    • TieDye64

      Sternum and chicken cutlets do not a lovely look make.

    • oldbobbydraper

      faith hill, is that you?

    • ccm800

      Why didn’t the surgeon just put those things right on her shoulders and be done with it?! Good lawd.