on Apr 2, 2013 in Whiteboard
Adrianne Palicki attends the premiere of ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ in Hollywood, California in a Reem Acra gown.
Reem Acra Spring 2013 Collection
[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]
Girl, next time someone sends you a pile of TSwift’s 2011 rejects, say no.
hahaha. love it. dead on
Why are her boobs so far apart?
I wouldn’t be surprised if she asked her surgeon the same thing.
She might also have asked why they are two very different sizes.
an unfortunate enhancement result….
i’ve heard it referred to as the “drive a truck through them” effect…
Yes, why??? why???
Perhaps a good rule of thumb is: if you can see your implants, it’s not a good look. (Xtina A. could take this rule to heart.)
Because she bought them. That is also why they have zero sag.
I think it’d be a great dress if only I couldn’t see her boob tape.
Her boobs look weird. Too far apart or something. Pretty dress otherwise. But can’t stop staring at her boobs…and not in a good way.
I think it was one of the other Bitter Kittens who coined the term “titscrepancy” for precisely this situation.
You got that one right Deitra! !
I thought titscrepancy was when the two boobs were treated very differently by the bodice (e.g. one looks a mile higher than the other)?
That is the context in which I use it. (No, I am not the BK who coined the phrase. Though I can’t remember if it was coined here or over on GFY.)
That is what is often referred to as a “refund gap”.
Looks like she is going for retaliation against anyone who ever accused her of being flat-chested or ugly in high school.
It’s blond and bland. She looks like sparkly wheat. Also, her breasts are a little disturbing.
It’s sheer, it’s neutral, it’s boobtastic and sequined. IT’S LAST YEAR IN A DRESS. Nice earrings though.
“Hi, my name is Adrianne, and I have boobs!”
“And I have FAKE boobs.”
Girl, That’s Not Your Cleavage.
Boobs, that is not your dress.
A ku for her and her lady lumps:
Fleshy sequin shine
I see your nipple tape, dear
Cleavage– high and low
Yes–it seems a misnomer to say she is “in” Reem Acra since she seems to be trying to get out….
Whoa, those breasts are Porn-Star Fake!
Actually, I take that back – I’ve known porn stars whose breast augmentation is less obvious than those are….
God almighty, no.
Her bosom is about to do Acra-batics.
They’re fake, amiright?
She’s too boobtacular for that dress. Go home and try again.
Yo Adrianne, nobody wants to look at half grapefruit boobs.
never have her boobs looked faker than at this exact moment
I dunno, mine are natural and when I lie on my back it’s like they are mad at each other :/
Yeah, on your back, that’s called gravity. When she’s on HER back, I’m pretty sure they look exactly the same as they do here.
I spit out my coffee at that!
Sometimes you have to bypass the pictures for the comments
did some of the sequins fall off?
If I wasn’t so bored of nude sequined dresses, I would say the dress looks gorgeous on the model.
The dress looks a tad vulgar (and boring) on Palicki.
She needs to get a refund from whoever did her boobs. Dress is fine, hair and makeup seem a little off to me.
Yawn. Standard blonde, standard starlet boob job, standard shiny nude dress, standard lightened hair. This all makes her look a lot like Vanna White. Double yawn.
Holy Body Hugging Dress Batman!
You Could park a Mac truck between those two balloons!
I mean, I just truly don’t understand — feel free to set me straight — why anyone would want to highlight that botched boob job. Really, bigger is sometimes just bigger! Or maybe she just doesn’t see how odd it looks?
It saddens me on so many levels.
My guess is that she’s dressed to cater to would-be fans of the movie (GI Joe). I’d be surprised to find a straight, 15 year old boy who has any problem with the way she looks here.
Hello! My name is Adrianne and I’d like to introduce you to my breasts, for which I have had this dress altered in the tackiest possible way. For tomorrow’s photo call, I will introduce you to my nether regions by way of tacky alterations to a [insert designer name] gown.
The neckline was at least classy on the model. I do think this is a pretty dress, but sheer-over-nude-with sequins is Britney in 2000 at the VMAS.
Good lord, she is such a gorgeous woman, but who told her to get a boob job? Moreover, that is emphatically not a dress for well-endowed ladies.
Pretty dress, but not for someone so buxom.
It can’t be in when the boob tape shows — third photo
I’m watching the series “Friday Night Lights” all the way through on Netflix right now. It’s set in small town Texas and this actress plays Tanya on the series. The first thing I noticed after the boobs was –the veneers! OMG they change her appearance so much. On the show she had still her own teeth and they made her look so believable as the high school hottie. Now she’s just soap-opera pretty.
I didn’t realize who that was! Now she is so generic looking. She should have stuck with that bob, it looked great on her.
It’s Tyra, just to clarify. That is my all-time favorite show.
pretty yet boring
it’s kind of standard bombshell, which is kind of tragic, isn’t it?
It’s not just her chest size–she is wearing this all kinds of wrong.
That’s a nice dress, chest.
That is some serious lifting and separating.
The chest of this plastic doll was designed by an amateur.
She looks like Vanna White’s slutty sister.
Ahh her girls are not talking to each other…
Her girls clearly NEVER talk to each other.
That dress is a whole ‘nother experience when you have breastes
dreadful colour on her.
in fact, its pretty ugly dress.
It looks fine from under the boobs down. It is not the dress for her girls.
Has anyone pointed out that you can see the boob tape in that one photo?
If those boobs were any further apart, they would be under her arms.
Serious question: WHY do actresses wear things that display their completely hacked-up body parts? It boggles the mind.
I don’t think it’s boob tape we’re seeing but the sheer overlay on the bodice.
Heidi is going to be sooooo pissed that she didn’t get to this first!
Also, pasty slips are so tacky! Rein ‘em in girl!
At least her hair is behind her and not worn spaniel style (although I am pretty sure that is because nothing is permitted to obscure her breasts, not even her dress).
I love deep V necks on flat chested ladies but women with substantial breasts, real or not, should stay away from this style. I unfortunately have 34Es and I would give anything to have cute little A cups so I could wear any style of shirt I wanted.
Agreed. It just doesn’t work for someone with breasts of any size.
I’m well endowed and wear deep-ish v-necks. I got ‘em, I flaunt ‘em.
I’m a C cup but I can get away with something a little less deep than this: it all depends on your natural boob shape and what they do if you tape them up to high heaven. Not saying it’s a good idea, mind you! But it can be pulled off without looking ridiculous.
You speak the truth. It’s a style that 90% of the time i wouldn’t be caught dead in (32E here). That said, that 10% of the time when you want to go for it, it can be hella fun….
I rock a deep V but not a super deep V.
Ditto- I would not in a million years go as deep as Adrienne has here, but deep is ok.
What a beautiful dress for an elegant, natural beauty (hope the dress finds one some day). AWFUL!!
Why would someone known for playing such a kick-ass character want to change her appearance so she’s basically indistinguishable from T. Swift, Faith Hill, or a dozen other blonde starlets you could name? I thought the point of becoming a performer was so that you could stand out.
Hellooooo glitter puppies!!! Gotta keep those pasties in check!
If Katy Perry gets chastised for the boob dress, so should she. That’s all I see…boobs.
As said in Young Frankestein ” those are some big knockers”!
She’s giving great sternum.
Breast support, you’re doing it wrong. Otherwise, it’s a gorgeous dress and her Greek goddess hair looks amazing.
it’s like her boobs hate each other.
Where is Tami Taylor when you need her?!!
I find it kind of weird to wear such a soft ephemeral dress for the premier of a GI Joe movie (or for any beef head action flick). This would be the optimal time to wear something a bit edgier, or maybe take a page out of Lady Jaye’s book and wear a tuxedo!
She has Mariah Carey’s 1999 boobs, you know, when both of them hated each other and wanted to go one west and the other one east.
That’s a shame. The dress is lovely but she’s turned it from a v-neck to a wide scoop neck. Really cheapens the look.
That dress is beautiful but that refund gap is killing me. Sigh.
Yeah, the boobs are looking a bit weird here. This is very much an A-cup sort of gown.
Very nice dress, but not on that chest!
You can practically see the serial numbers on those implants.
Sternum and chicken cutlets do not a lovely look make.
faith hill, is that you?
Why didn’t the surgeon just put those things right on her shoulders and be done with it?! Good lawd.
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