Don’t worry, Vanessa. We’re not gonna rag on a casual day outfit like this. You’re safe.
Vanessa Hudgens visits a friend in Los Angeles.
As penis’d people, we’re endlessly fascinated by maxi-skirts in warm weather. So many ladies swear by them, but we can’t imagine hauling around all that fabric, no matter how lightweight it is. Then again, as perpetually short-haired penis’d people, we can’t imagine hauling that mane around on a hot day, either. But that’s why God invented ponytails, we guess. And hey, you ladies probably can’t imagine hauling around a pair of testicles in hot weather, so it’s all good. Besides, we’re not criticizing. It’s a great, easy way to hit the street on a hot day without fussing too much.
Also, her sandals are cute.
Okay, one minor crit: the proportions of that top make it look odd with that skirt. There. That wasn’t so bad, was it, Vanessa? Aren’t you happy we didn’t call you Selena, like a couple of cranky, senile uncles, always getting you mixed up with your cousin?
But seriously, it doesn’t feel a little weird to have both arms, a strip of belly skin, and one leg exposed to the air, with everything else covered up? We suppose not, since it’s something of a warm weather standard look, but we’d love to see a man try walking around like this: a sleeveless half tank top and a pair of lightweight pants, with one leg hemmed up to the thigh. He wouldn’t be able to walk a straight line.
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]