Sarah Jessica Parker at Target

Posted on March 28, 2013

Let’s start the day off by keeping it real, people. And it doesn’t get any more real than going to Target.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker attends the opening of Target At Shoppers World Danforth in Toronto, Canada.

Jean-Michel Cazabat Ella Suede D’orsay Pump

We wonder if she couldn’t leave without picking up a 3-pack of Clorox Wipes. No matter what else we may go in for, we simply never leave Target without a 3-pack of Clorox Wipes.

We also wonder if she secretly really hates giant fabric flowers, harboring a deep, abiding resentment of them for being forced to wear them for a decade-and-a-half because the world can’t let her forget Carrie Bradshaw.

Oh, who are we kidding? SHE won’t let THE WORLD forget about Carrie Bradshaw. But hey, you do what you must to keep your career alive, darlings. Even for a Target opening.

Anyway, despite our hissing bitchery, we think this outfit is really, really cute. Somewhat oddly proportioned, sure; what with the cropped, low-rise pants, cropped, fitted jacket, and the aforementioned gigantic floral arrangement. But we don’t know… it just works for us. Probably because it really does look like something Carrie would wear to a Target opening, if Carrie was somehow forced to step inside a Target, which, admittedly, doesn’t sound very likely. Maybe someone kidnapped Mr. Big and forced her to do this. Whatever the reason, she looks cute. But you can tell she can’t wait to get the hell out of there so she can stop holding in her stomach.

 

[Photo Credit: WireImage, jeanmichelcazabat.com]

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