Rosario Dawson Gives Up

Posted on March 27, 2013

Oh, MISS ROSARIO. Who did this to you? What can we do to help?

 

Rosario Dawson at the launch of the Tanqueray Gin Palace, held at 13 Floral Street, Covent Garden, London.

The hair is so limp, darlings. The dress, so shapeless. The bridesmaid shoes, so tragic. The makeup, so drab. How does someone so naturally hot manage to get it so wrong? Because if Rosario Dawson can’t leave the house looking hot, even with the help of professional make-you-look-hot people, then what chance do the rest of us have? Granted, it’s a bar opening, not the Oscars, but still.

You are letting the world down, Rosario. Although we have to admit, your clutch is kind of witty-cute. You just never should have matched your shoes to it. Also, you should never wear a dress that makes you look like a bra-less Depression-era wife living in the dustbowl.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

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