Matt Bomer in Beverly Hills

Posted on March 21, 2013

Here is Matt Bomer wearing nothing objectionable, darlings.


Matt Bomer out and about in Beverly Hills.

The fact that his clothes are so blandly inoffensive might spark some cranky criticism from us, but even on the off-chance we could get any of you to tear yourselves away from the pictures and listen, you’d probably all rip us new assholes for sullying the moment.

So enjoy, darlings. You frighten us sometimes.


[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

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    • Eva_baby

      Heh. Every time I see his name, I inadvertently read it as Matt Boner. Probably because he always gives me a lady boner. He’s so purty.

      • gabbilevy

        You, me and everybody else. Sometimes, life just works out perfectly that way.

        • marlie

          Yep, same here.

      • Pablo Ulloa

        and not only lady boners, rainbow boners too <3
        he can do that and i'm sure he can do more

      • Carly Warnock

        This was going to be my exact comment. Such a hunk of man.

      • drdarke

        Yeah, he can even make “Honey, what’s clean?” work for him, can’t he?

        I have roughly the same outfit he’s wearing (well, EFF baseball cap in my case – clearly I don’t know from sports) – but I don’t look near as good in it….

    • Christina Diaz

      i don’t even know if there was any text accompanying these pictures and i don’t care.

    • Maggie

      I’m just so glad he exists.

    • Emily Dagger

      And in a Cardinals’ cap! Can I put him in my secret file of handsome men who are Cardinals’ fans?

      (Jon Hamm, so far, is the only occupant of this file)

      • Czarina5 Czarina5

        Oh, I think he borrowed one of Jon Hamm’s 8 billion Cardinal’s baseball cap!

      • Qitkat

        And might we hope that some day Matt and Jon will appear in something together?

        • snarkykitten

          ugh this must happen!

        • Emily Dagger

          Preferably in something where they wear old-timey baseball uniforms. Yes. This is a very good idea.

          • Sara L.

            Oh. My.

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      Why is that woman talking on her phone? I’d be using it to take photos of his butt!

      • lovelyivy

        You are a forward planner who takes the initiative. Clearly this was a big ol wasted opportunity!

      • Jessica TallGirl Freeman

        I like to believe she is saying “ohmygodimhangingupbecasuei’mlookingatmattbomersass”

        • j_anson

          Yup, exactly my thought. “Oh. My. God, Gina, you will not BELIEVE whose butt I’m looking at RIGHT NOW.”

    • Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      The sexiest part is that half read book in his hand. I love me a readin’ man.

      • BazoDee

        Don’t you wonder what it is he’s reading? I’m a kindle reader myself these days so I hope it isn’t a prop.

        • Alyssa

          I so want to know what he’s reading! While I understand the convenience of the Kindle (I have the app and a few free e-books), I still prefer reading a hardback book. There’s something about turning the pages and the feel of a book in your hands that I can’t give up.

          • Angela_the_Librarian

            I am cringing a bit though at the amount of wear he’s putting on the binding by putting something so thick (envelope?) in the book.

            • Brian G. Cox

              I agree about using a writing instrument as a bookmark. I’m a Kindler by default (way too many read-once books for LA living spaces), but I totally get the desire to smell and feel a book.

              It’s also refreshing to see someone in BH not trying to look like they’re in BH. I was pretty much over it when the septuagenarians with too much money (*ahem* cosmetic procedures) were sporting Bebe and XOXO on the streets.

    • MilaXX

      Thanks for the pretty!

    • Rebecca Zmarzly

      He’s a Cardinals fan!

    • charlotte

      I thought this was Jon Hamm after all these Mad Girl posts. This one isn’t bad either.

    • carolynmo

      He’s wearing a Cardinals cap. Love you, sir!

    • alyce1213

      He’s yummy looking and has a quite charming personality. And I love a star in regular clothes.
      But, truth be told, I’m not crazy about the chevron flaps and zippers on the jacket. Sort of makes it look inexpensive.
      Otherwise, lovely, especially the book.

    • Carrieanno

      Examined these photos closely and it all looks pretty darn fine to me.

    • BazoDee

      Oh thanks for the pretty! Happy Thursday to me!

    • Jean Marie Downing

      I… don’t like the jacket. And not just because it means he has multiple layers on. Hate the chevron bisecting his middle. Also he needs to take off his sunglasses so I can see his pretty pretty eyes.

      • Rose_H_Tyler

        I agree about the sunglasses!

      • julnyes

        yep, the chevrons are unfortunate.

        • Shawn EH

          It’s kind of a pleather coat, but the glasses are very cool. He’s having a day off!

    • Teresa Enright Campbell

      You are right, this is what every straight girl wants her man to look like. And the book! God I hope that isn’t a prop.

    • Qitkat

      Happy now. The chores of the rest of the day just melt away, along with my heart.

    • Jeff Warhurst

      Inoffensive? If you call looking like Ted Bundy or an extra from fucking Seinfeld “inoffensive”; lol. I think he looks like a creeper!

      • Coolekat

        So wrong. He is so fine.

    • another_laura

      Aww, look, he’s so cute! Love the styling choice of the book, but I wonder what he’s jammed in there – probably his iphone. But a girl can dream that a guy would carry a book around whilst shopping in BH, can’t she?

    • facebook-724916801

      Yeah…but his clothes ARE beyond boring. Sheesh, make an effort!

    • formerlyAnon

      Huh. Call me ungrateful, but he looks too much like Any Dad here (albeit a fit dad with money to spend) for me to be too interested.

    • warnerave

      that is a cool and great look here in LA…any more than that you’re gna look trying too hard to be hip or what not…

    • j_anson

      I find those glasses objectionable. Wrong shape for his face, which is a work of art that should not be sullied or hidden by poorly shaped glasses.

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      Here is Matt Bomer wearing nothing objectionable, darlings.

      Here is Matt Bomer wearing nothing….would be even less objectionable, dahhhhlings.

    • snarkykitten

      He looks kinda…weird dressed down like that. I dunno if I like it!

    • maggiemaybe

      I don’t know, that jacket has a whiff if “Dads mid-life crisis” about it… He is lovely, though.

    • BaddestMotherEver

      I look forward to the day that I get to hear that first sentence without the word “objectionable” in it. “Here is Matt Bomer wearing nothing, darlings.” Maybe on my birthday.

    • NurseEllen

      This is the modern take on “The Regular Guy” look that Rodhey Dangerfield was selling in the old movie, “Easy Money”.

    • Vivi N

      I don’t like the look. Bland.

    • PastryGoddess

      Happy Thursday to us

    • random_poster

      If I saw him walking down the street in this outfit, I think I’d wonder who put such a mash-up look together. I guess I don’t like the jacket, and especially with the shirt hanging out from underneath.

    • headhunter2

      The best accessory he’s got, in my mind, is that hardcover book. And he’s halfway done! God bless people who still read.

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      It’s gray and snowy here in Michigan. Thanks for the LA pretty boy with sunshine. I really needed that right now.

    • Spencer Robeson

      He could wear a sack and still be one of the best dressed and hottest men alive. This is perfect LA cool! Love that he pulls off every outfit for any occasion perfectly. 99% of actors could take style lessons from him.

    • Samuel Joesph Donovan

      I love that the left zipper on his jacket is hilariously undone just so.

    • Colin

      The hat ruins everything. I don’t even think he looks attractive in these pictures.

    • Deitra S.

      As a Cubs fan I find that hat objec- Oh! He smiled at me! **eyelashes flutter, falls to the ground unconscious**

    • rkdgal

      As a native Chicagoan, I find the St. Louis Cardinals hat repulsive. Now if he’d let me take it off and run my fingers through his hair, I could let it go… :)

    • Julie Chase

      Ha! You should be frightened. He’s that delicious.

    • Snailstsichr

      Oh honey – you used your pen for a bookmark. You come here, curl up on the couch, and I’ll make you a nice little bookmark.

    • marlie

      Le sigh. He’s such a cutie.

    • Cz

      I’ll take this one to go, please. Throw in the book as well. It works together.

    • Noshmek

      Um, excuse me. Stars get paid a gazillion dollars so that they will flit about and always be perfectly coiffed, dressed, and presented. That is their job. How am I supposed to justify my incredibly low self-esteem if people like this are going around looking normal and everyday? It gives me standards I might be actually able to reach. This is completely unacceptable.

      • drdarke

        Go ahead, @Noshmek:disqus – we’re waiting to see you do it….

    • lilibetp

      He should never be allowed to wear sunglasses.

    • PrunellaV

      Jon Hamm without the sloppy dong hanging out. I’m sold.

    • kindwordsonly

      A ‘distressed’ leather jacket always looks kind of prissy when it’s obviously been ‘distressed’ by the maker rather than distressed by dirt biking, fighter piloting and rodeo clowning.

    • EEKstl

      Living in St. Louis, I am delighted he’s wearing a Cardinals cap, despite being from Texas. The man is ridiculously gorgeous.

    • Imasewsure

      Looks like a better version of a PA in Hollywood… he’s awesome… love

    • Jase Sherman

      If he walked by my construction site, I’d grab my crotch and whistle.


      Our boy’s wearing jeans & leather, sigh…and that smile…

    • unpious

      My brain decided to read that first sentence as “Here is Matt Bomer wearing nothing, Objectionable Darlings.” Which lead to two thoughts:
      1) OH HAPPY DAY
      2) Huh, “Objectionable Darlings” must be the new Precious Unborn Fawns. I like it.

      But then neither was true. But still, Matt Bomer. I’ll take it.

    • Nithya

      And of course he’s holding a book. Sigh. Could he get more perfect?

    • littlemac8

      Go Cards!!

    • mmc2315

      As long as he takes that hat off inside a building, especially a restaurant. I’m old-fashioned that way.

    • chitowndg

      Nothing objectionable except for the Cardinals cap.