We realize we’re in no position to go on about our fantasy dream job, because despite our constant whining, we’re well aware that we already have one. But an opinion does not form in our heads without eventually making a break for it and slipping out our mouths, so here goes: if Mr. Jesus came down from heaven and told us we could have any job we wanted, we’d be torn between two.
- Michelle Obama creates the cabinet-level position of Secretary of Taste and we are both appointed jointly.
- The entertainment industry comes to their senses and decides to post Style Bouncers on every red carpet in the world to ensure that no one embarrasses themselves too much. We, of course, get top postings.
We admit, it’s the latter that we wind up fantasizing about more, if for no other reason than we’d never make it through a Senate nomination process without calling someone a whiny bitch and telling them to get a grip. And it’s at moments like these that our fantasy job becomes most desirable, because we know exactly what we’d do when faced with the following.
Jennifer Morrison attends the PaleyFest 2013 Panel for ‘Once Upon A Time’ in Beverly Hills, California.
We’d run up to her, body-block her from the photographers and hiss “Go HOME, you silly girl! You look like a background character on Welcome Back Kotter!”
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]