Halle. Sweetie. You’ve been doing the fame poledance for a long time now; longer than you would like to admit, probably. So we’re puzzled as to why you picked this dress for a sit-down interview.
Halle Berry makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ in a Reem Acra dress accessorized with Karine Sultan earrings.
Reem Acra Beaded Cutout Dress
Karine Sultan Pewter Base Dipped in Sterling Silver Hoop Earrings with Crystal Rhinestones
Actually, that’s not quite true. We know why you picked this dress. It’s why you pick every dress you wear: because you think it makes you look hot. And hey, we’re not about to argue otherwise. You do look hot. Of course, you’d still look hot if you didn’t have an exposed strip running lengthways down the front of your dress, buckling when you sit down and making your boobs look like two melting scoops of ice cream.
Oh, who are we kidding? The lady-oriented are still going to think this is hot no matter what. But we maintain that one can look hot while also avoiding looking like a style tragedy. In fact, the pursuit of looking hot is probably the number one style tragedy among ladystars because it tends to supercede all other considerations. Like taste, for instance. Or the question of whether one is starting to look a little desperate.
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