Cover Girl: Taylor Swift for Vanity Fair Magazine

Posted on March 05, 2013

Ooooh, Miss Tay. We don’t want to start trouble or anything, but…

 

Taylor Swift covers the April 2013 issue of Vanity Fair magazine photographed by Peter Lindbergh.

Someone at Vanity Fair really doesn’t like you. That is easily the worst picture of her we’ve ever seen.

Inside, dumb celeb-speak:

On being boy-crazy: “It’s why I have to avoid the tabloid part of our culture, because they turn you into a fictional character. For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that’s taking something that potentially should be celebrated—a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way—that’s taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist.”

On rumors that she buys houses near boys she likes: “People say that about me, that I apparently buy houses near every boy I like—that’s a thing that I apparently do. If I like you I will apparently buy up the real-estate market just to freak you out so you leave me. One of these things I say to myself to calm myself down when I feel like it’s all too much . . . If there’s a pregnancy rumor, people will find out it’s not true when you wind up not being pregnant, like nine months from now, and if there’s a house rumor, they’ll find out it’s not true when you are actively not ever spotted at that house.”

Is it us, or is the “It’s just so hard being a famous, wealthy celebrity and having all these people talk shit about you” interview becoming more and more common lately? Get over yourselves, stars. Until you have to deal with an ill child, underwater mortgage or a lack of health insurance, shut up about your precious, unique problems.

Chanel Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Maria Loks (NEXT)

 

Gorgeous dress, though. Too editorial for a red carpet, but perfect for Tay on a mag cover.

[Photo Credit: Peter Lindbergh for Vanity Fair, style.com]