2013 Kid’s Choice Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on March 25, 2013

Slime it, bitches!



Amandla Stenberg in Opening Ceremony

Uh… did she age like 5 years in the last year or something? She looks adorable. Very cute dress and surprisingly sophisticated without looking too grownup on her.

But we bet half the adult ladies reading this want her dress.

Ariana Grande in Alice + Olivia

Also kind of cute, in a Minnie Mouse sort of way. The shoes remain an abomination unto the Lord, but we’re not gonna yell at a little girl. Not this time, anyway.



Ashley Tisdale in Rafael Cennamo

Seems almost too grownup for the event. Basically, if it looks like you’re going out for drinks with a 40-year-old later, then maybe it’s not entirely Kids’ Choice Awards-appropriate.



Bella Thorne in Bec & Bridge

So… what? Is this a thing with the young ladies? Pink and green accessories in the same outfit? Because Uncles T & Lo might have a few things to say about THAT.



Elizabeth Gillies in Nikki Rich

Honey, your outfit’s so past its expiration date it’s growing fuzz on it.



Fergie in Mary Katrantzou

We so want to give her a makeover. Girlfriend needs one. This is not a bad dress – in fact, it’s a cute one – but we really think the best thing she can do with her style is simplify it as much as possible. That includes toning down the loud prints and colors.



Gabby Douglas

Very cute, in a Freshman Dance kinda way.

Jessica Alba in Mary Katrantzou

Little bows on top of shoes make our eyes twitch, but we can’t deny she looks cool and chic here. That’s a great little dress.


Proof once again that the stars hang on our every word. What did we say when last we spoke of Ke-doll? We said she had no wit to her cray-cray. Now don’t get us wrong, a ladytux isn’t exactly daring or even all that witty anymore but cut her some slack. She’s trying to be witty without the blessing of wit. It’s like watching a kid struggle with a knock-knock joke. This is the equivalent of us politely laughing and saying, “What a funny joke!” to a 5-year-old.



Kiernan Shipka in Rag & Bone

Showing all those bitches how it’s done.



Kristen Wiig

We could’ve gotten behind this as a sort of harder-edged version of a mom uniform. Like, if you switched out all the fabrics and colors for ones more conservative, she’d look like she was a hip mom at a kid’s soccer game in the suburbs. But those shoes are horrendous. Put on a pair of Chucks or something, girl.

Lucy Hale in Christian Dior

Cute, but the skirt shape is a bit much.

Miranda Cosgrove in Stella McCartney

We could shoot for something snarky, but we’re just going to go with what popped out of our mouths after looking at this:

“Wow. What an ugly dress.”

Says it all, yes?

Selena Gomez in Oscar de la Renta

The outfit is very cute and chic, with a little bit of fun to it, but oh holy Jesus, we have reached the very PINNACLE of the cocker spaniel hair trend. From the neck up, she looks EXACTLY like Lady from Lady and the Tramp.  That’s not us being mean about her looks. Lady was a babe. But that hair is so many different kinds of awful.



Victoria Justice in Pia Pauro

Cute. Lots of wild prints on the RC this time. We approve.

Those shoes look she won them out of a vending machine.



Willow Smith in Chanel

GOD, we hope we live long enough to read the tell-all book she’s going to write about her parents in 35 years. That one’s going to be EPIC, we just know it.

This getup has the hand of Jada all over it. Which is a shame, because that edgy hardness works fine for a woman of Jada’s age, but it’s a terrible choice for a 12-year-old.

The Hand of Jada sounds like a Star Wars sequel.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos]

    • editrixie

      I would so watch The Hand of Jada. Just sayin’.

      Once again, I tip my hat to Miss Shipka. That girl has an amazing fashion sense.

    • http://twitter.com/Mlle_D Donyelle

      Miranda, why are you wearing the bathmats from my Bubbe’s Boca condo?

    • schadenfreudelicious

      you just know The Hand of Jada (love that btw), will be borrowing Willow’s outfit asap….

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      In my imaginary universe, Amandla Stenberg and Kiernan Shipka are besties. Jessica Alba looks cute. That print on Fergie is HORRIBLY unflattering on her. And Willow Smith… I just can’t.

      • MilaXX

        I think they are. I’ve seen a few tweets back and forth & a few instagrams of them at events together.

        • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

          Awww! That actually made me happy.

      • Little_Olive

        Wasn’t Fergie really well in the style department for a while? She’d had something done so her eyebrows were less angry, her skin less tanned, her hair shorter and less fried. It’s one step forward and two steps back with this girl.

    • http://twitter.com/Moondragonic Charlotte

      Kudos to the young ones, there’s a lot of great outfits on the teens-and-below crowd here.

    • RedRaven617

      Willow is 12 years old and has arms cut like her mom’s? I don’t know, it is just creepy on a CHILD her age. The outfit? Yuck.

      • formerlyAnon

        Well, it can happen without intentional training or dieting. My kids played tennis mildly competitively (not “seriously,” but at least 5-8 hours game, practice & lesson time a week) at that age. My daughter was cut like that, though the dominant arm was visibly more muscular than the other, if you were looking.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        Ix-nay on discussing a 12-year-old girl’s body, please We don’t need to go there.

        • RedRaven617

          My apologies to everyone. You’re right, it was stupid and non-thinking on my part. I’m trying to erase, but am having problems.

    • Adriana

      I actually love that Kesha brought her little brother and they both dressed up in those Dumb and Dumber suits.

      • MilaXX

        I saw them together on the RC and it was adorable.

    • Trisha26

      I think this is a miss for Kiernan – old-lady print+conservative length+booties=NO. And I think Stella needs to stop designing clothes. Amandla for the win.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

        Agreed. The shape is perfect, but the print brings it into old lady territory. The boots did not save it.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=49702581 Susan Bullard Mayer

          I gotta agree. My first thought was “church dress.”

          • Spicytomato1

            I was thinking Kentucky Derby myself.

      • http://twitter.com/Glam_Dixie Glam Dixie

        That print is almost identical to a print I had on my Southern Baptist Church dress in the 90’s, so for that reason alone, it’s a miss.

      • Eva_baby

        Yup. She’s at a kid’s award show and she’s serving up Church Lady realness!

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

        I agree with the fact that Stella needs to stop designing clothes. PLEASE.

      • ballerinawithagun

        I agree, I had bed sheets made out of that fabric.

    • formerlyAnon

      On the whole, there weren’t too many clunkers in this batch.

      “Hand of Jada” sounds like something entirely more omnipotent and ominous than a Star Wars sequel.

      If Ke$ha had to go in a direction, this would be a good one to go in for a while

    • PastryGoddess

      I want Amandla’s dress. There I said it
      I’m also a despicable person for needing a friend to hold her down while I yank it off her

      • http://www.two-halves.com/ Michelle Le

        haha i actually HAVE amandla’s dress. you should totally get it. needs a good bra.

    • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

      I actually like Willow’s outfit when she has the jean jacket on over the dress, but yeah, without, not so much.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer


    • PastryGoddess

      Everytime I see Jessica Alba, the word Why? is in flashing lights over her head.

      Mocktress indeed

    • julnyes

      Amandla Stenberg looks lovely, and yeah, I wouldn’t mind owning her dress.

    • susan6

      Does Willow Smith do some sort of competitive sport like gymnastics? She looks physically intimidating, in a gymnast kind of way.

    • Sobaika

      Hmmm, I’ve seen some of the things Willow Smith wears and this seems right up her alley. I like her a lot.

      • fauxhawk

        It actually seems toned down for her. She’s a real stunner, that kid.

      • MilaXX

        I kinda like her too, but then again my sister swears my children will wear clown clothes.

      • http://twitter.com/DarthJaeda Jaeda Laurez

        It’s really simple and her face is gorgeous. I like it- she looks like a kid without being cutesy.

    • butterflysunita

      Selena Gomez does look exactly like Lady in Lady and the Tramp! Lady was beautiful–but still, I’m sure that’s not the look Selena was going for.

      • Anathema_Device

        Whenever I see that hair style, I mentally add in the little bow groomers give to shih tzu dogs.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      I’m mostly just glad Ke$ha kept her vadge covered at an event for kids. That’s about all the opinion I can muster up for this crop of “stars”.

    • NC_Meg

      I think another thing that would REALLY help Fergie is a new hair style. Not just ditching the cocker spaniel hair but looking at a different color. I feel like she’s had that hair forever.

      And yea, I’ll take Amandla Stenberg’s dress.

    • dorothea_brooke

      I am so with the T and the LO on the cocker spaniel hair. Once you see it, you cannot unsee it and it ruins 3/4 of every red carpet. I don’t care if it is your real hair or extensions. Just, stop. “To maximize the fulness of my glorious mane I shall divide it into two pieces in back and yank it over my shoulders.” I did this for my senior picture. IN 1982! We are onto you.

      • Flaming June

        I finally get what cocker spaniel hair is. Now all TLo’s negativity makes sense. Before, I just thought they didn’t like long hair.

        • Vickiefantastico

          Me too! Thanks for the explanation, Dorothea!

      • save_the_hobbit

        oh god, that’s how I wear my hair….now I’m re-thinking things…

      • Anathema_Device

        I call it middle-school hair. All my daughter’s friends do the cocker spaniel thing.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

        I don’t understand because I HATE when my hair does that. It gets in the way of what I’m doing, and it gets caught under my armpits (this has totally happened). Of course female celebrities don’t have to worry about silly things like “work”, but I doubt even they’re immune to hair in the armpit.

    • aahlife

      What happened to princess heels and cute flats for dressed up young girls? It feels all kinds of wrong, especially for Amandla and Ariana.

      • gdougs

        Ariana Grande is 19 years old..

    • mjude

      the hands of jada….LMFAO! as for the lady & the tramp hair, i just cant any more.

    • bookish

      Does cocker spaniel hair apply to anyone wearing their hair long and curly? I guess I don’t really see the problem. Then again, my hair is naturally stick straight and when I wore it longer it looked exactly like hair styles you called “basset hound hair.”

      • MilaXX

        no it refers to sheets of hair worn in front, especially crazy long and/or extension aided sheets of hair.

    • Pennymac

      Was that Stella McCartney made during a PR unconventional materials challenge? Bath mats and decontructed rain tarps, perhaps?

    • Fisher&SonsFuneralHome

      Victoria Justice’s dress looks like it has hamburgers on it.

      • charlotte

        I guess that’s why she wore it to the Kid’s Choice Awards. The Happy Meal dress!

    • Maryanne525

      I’m confused…her name is Amandla? That girl is going to have to spell that nonsense out for the rest of her life. Also, couldn’t be more correct with Willow. I get that you’re edgy & you cut your hair, and you buck the system, but you’re also 12. Don’t forget to be a kid, too.

      • Introspective

        Read a bit of the history of the South African anti apartheid movement to know why her name is absolutely significant, beautiful and why calling it “nonsense” sounds really insensitive on your end.

        Amandla for the win for both her outfit and her name.

        • Maryanne525

          Good grief, relax! I apologize for offending you on a blog about clothing and television, I didn’t realize I was being insensitive to the plight of apartheid. I wasn’t saying her name was nonsense, I think her name is quite pretty. I was saying she’s going to have to “spell that nonsense” – much like I’ve had to spell out “Maryanne” my entire life, and correct that it’s not “Mary Ann” and “Marianne”, etc. I was merely imagining her in a classroom setting while a teacher stumbled over saying it, wondering if she ever got called Amanda. I was making a joke (poor as it was) because clearly if you’re at the Kid’s Choice Awards – you’re not sitting in a classroom somewhere in middle America. I admit I have no idea who the girl is, but she looks beautiful and she has a beautiful name. Try not to take things so seriously.

    • nannypoo

      Kiernan’s dress is adorable but her boots, which are a lot like Kristen Wiig’s in the next picture and I don’t like them on her either, do not do anything for her or the dress. Elizabeth Gillies’ outfit makes me think of Lindsay Lohan, maybe because it looks like hookerwear. Willow Smith makes me sad. And what is Fergie doing there? Would kids choose her for something?

      • Imasewsure

        Her hubby was the host… probably she got an award for something too… can’t watch award shows and definitely can’t watch this one. Thank god for recaps (and fashion recaps of course!)

    • Rand Ortega

      Ke$ha looks like The Warden from “Superjail”. Probably has the same habits.

      I like Willow’s look. By her face, she doesn’t.

      Kiernan Shipka never ceases to amaze. How can she be that flawless at that age? I was wearing oshkosh & painters overalls with Hang 10 surfer shirts until I graduated high school.

      Gabby Douglas’ look is a little heavy for me. It reminds me of Layana’s last look. The belt is too much on such a tiny frame. But she’s so cute I can’t complain too much.

      Amandla Sternberg, Jessica Alba & Victoria Justice FTW

    • BrooklynBomber

      Those shoes look she won them out of a vending machine.
      One of the best TLo lines evah, in a long line of great lines.

    • VicksieDo

      Willow Smith gets to wear Chanel. SULKING.

    • Spicytomato1

      My favorites are Shipka (everything about the look except the floral print) and Wiig.

      And I was happy to hear that you approve of soccer moms wearing Chucks because I am one and I do wear them, and lately I’ve been wondering if I’m getting too old for them. Now that I’m officially closer to 50 than to 40.

      I still think Bella Thorne is a fake name. It’s like she put all the first names and last names from the Twilight franchise into a bag and pulled out two at random. And voila, stage name!

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

      Amandla Stenberg: lol – y’all totally predicted it, I was reading your first comments thinking how much I wanted that dress, and there it was. Unfortunately, I found it on the Opening Ceremony site – $425, of course. (The “Larson Stripe Dress” for the curious, looks better on Amandla than their model.)

      Didn’t really like the next three dresses.

      Elizabeth Gillies: sparkle tits.

      I noticed some magazine or other was touting pink and green as a hot preppy combo, so that might be the source of that (but I’d note that the combo only works for day/casual, in the same way that preppy is generally day/casual).

      Gabby Douglass looks amazing and probably could have gone down a size in the dress, but is perfectly lovely as is.

      I desperately want Jessica Alba’s dress and kind of am angry at her for having worn a dress that so totally should be mine. I love Mary Katrantzou.

      Ke$ha looks like she’s trying to be a simultaneously toned-down, drag version of Elton John.

      Kiernan Shipka, as usual, is perfect. I wonder if she has a stylist or an exceptionally fabulous mother; probably the former, but as someone who also has a fabulous mother, I wonder.

      I actually really like Kristen Wiig’s look, even the clunky shoes. It has a cute “Franky Says Relax” vibe.

      Lucy Hale looks like she belongs on a Desperate Housewives poster.

      Victoria Justice’s dress is cute but I agree about the shoes. They’re vaguely reminiscent of jelly shoes, which I assume are coming/have already come back with the 90s resurgence. Much like flip flops, they belong at the beach/pool only, where the foot sweat stank can easily be washed away.

      Willow looks so much like a cute little girl version of her dad that it’s kind of freaky. “The Hand of Jada” also sounds like a 5th Element sequel, and that’s exactly from where this outfit looks like it came. I’m surprised it’s Chanel and not Gaultier. I dig it for myself – I like the soft white brocade with the khaki safari accents and the Chanel combat boots (though I would have just worn Docs). But the combination of the outfit and hair on Willow ironically makes her look like she’s making an appearance as the spunky homeless kid taken in by the Banks family on Will’s insistence on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

    • j_anson

      Jiminy Christmas, TLo, women are ALLOWED TO HAVE LONG HAIR, and they’re even allowed to put it in front of their shoulders if they do. I agree it doesn’t look great when it’s cut so all the weight’s in the bottom four inches of it or something, but I honestly don’t see the problem with Selena Gomez’s hair. It’s layered and it looks fine to me.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo


        We, for our parts, are allowed to express opinions on it.

        • j_anson

          Yeep! Okay, seriously, this is the second time I’ve gotten a snarky TLo reply for disagreeing about something. It kind of feels like I’m complaining about the weather, and then God parts the clouds and is all, “What? You think you could do better? Plants need rain, WHAT DO YOU WANT?” Like, it’s cool and all. But disconcerting to get singled out for personal attention.

          Anyway, of course you’re allowed to have opinions on all of the above. I mean, I’m here for the opinion-having, right? That’s kind of the TLo stock-in-trade. God forbid y’all should stop opinionating.

          My point was just, I don’t understand this opinion, because you seem to apply it sometimes (like this time) to cases where the fundamental problem mystifies me. Like I said, I totally get that it doesn’t look good if long hair isn’t layered and ends up bushing out at the bottom on either side. But Gomez’s hair looks nice to me; it’s layered, it’s wavy, it’s lush; the shape of it has enough weight high up that it still frames her face pretty well. So if you feel like enlightening a random commenter, I’m honestly curious as to what Gomez needed to do differently to garner the coveted TLo approval. Was it just “cut it off or put it behind the shoulder?” Or is it something more specific? Can long hair be worn down in front of the shoulder under any circumstance, or is it simply verboten?

          • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

            Honey, we’re just teasing you. Glad to hear the hairstyle works for you. Doesn’t work for us. Ain’t that grand?

      • Imasewsure

        It’s also not really about having long hair or short hair.. it’s this particular look that is so ridiculously common now. “Cocker Spaniel Hair” is the new “of course” hair style and even though her hair is very pretty, it’s so cliche. If we eliminated fried blond center parted hair, BOOMS and the Cocker Spaniel look, we’d have a lot of bald starlets on the RC.. Just looking for a little originality, that’s all…

        • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

          Yeah, we don’t know why people hear “cocker spaniel hair” and think we’re somehow opposed to long hair. Doesn’t that term kind of imply a very specific kind of style?

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      I agree with everything you just said. Seriously, I had to sit through the KCA’s with my kids and I am proud to say our assessment was much like yours. What was Miranda thinking? Why is Willow letting her mother style her? We love Mary Kant. dresses. Thank god Victoria J. finally cut her hair and we wish the rest would follow (my daughter has a pixie cut: righteous indignation thy name is AKA). But most of all, ‘mom, why does Fergie look so strange?’

    • save_the_hobbit

      Damn, no Big Time Rush? I wanted to see what you thought of Kendall Schmidt’s obvious misunderstanding of colors.

    • GorgeousThings

      Hey, Ke$ha, Elton John is on the phone. He says, “I’m still standing, bitch. Take my 1980s costume off.”

      • MilaXX

        She came as dumb and dumber with her kid brother.

        • PastryGoddess

          Well bless her heart

        • par3182

          And which one was she?

    • Jessi03

      Amandla, Kiernan, and Gabby FTW

    • Anathema_Device

      Oh dear god, I love the short-caption write-ups. The Kesha/knock-knock-joke analogy made me snort something awful.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610791985 Aniela Marie Perry

      You are correct. I do want Amandla’s dress. Badly!

    • SRQkitten

      TLo said:“but we’re not gonna yell at a little girl. Not this time, anyway.”

      No, but please yell at the parental unit attached to this young lady, please. Those shoes seem more than a bit mature for someone of her age.

      And it looks like Fergie finally found someone to deal with her chronic roots problem,


      • steelglow

        Can’t blame the parents for this one…”her age” is actually 19.

        • SRQkitten

          wow… she has my sympathies then as she’ll probably be carded for decades to come.

          srq (who is now feeling positively ancient)

    • Eva_baby

      Honestly, I think Willow has developed her own edgy style and it has been working for her. I do think her earlier looks screamed over thinking and over-styling, but lately there has been a freshness to her that feels to me like this is her editing her own look. I think she looks great here. It looked even nicer when she had the jean jacket over it.

      Amandla Sternberg’s hair accessory is an EYEBALL! She’s wearing an eyeball barrette. How adorable.

      Kesha, oh Kesha…. Only Bootsy Collins can pull off the Bootsy Collins look.

    • PrunellaV

      14-year-old Amandla Stenberg — teaching fully grown-up ladies how to dress.

    • siriuslover

      “It’s like watching a kid struggle with a knock-knock joke. ”

      hahahahaha, that’s epic, having had to listen to years of my kids knock knock inventions. And I think the pink and green, at least at this particular event, is the Nickelodeon and slime colors.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

      Wow, for once I don’t like what Kiernan is wearing. My sister had a
      dress in that same print around 1990. Also, I think her eyebrow pencil
      is too heavy. Kiernan, come back to us!

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      It may not have the wit to back up the cray cray, but it’s a personal best for Ke$ha. And, OH DEAR LORD, that Stella McCartney is ugly. I know her dad is a legend, but there no way I wear that dress–even for free.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/QK3MTAHUVJCMI7DANY6WFCAIUM n a

      poor willow… never had a chance…

    • CarolinLA

      Willow looks like she whipped her hair into a leaf blower.

      • Rand Ortega

        Back & Forth!

    • http://twitter.com/anacedillo Ana Ced

      ohhh every girl in my age bracket just LOVES to sport the cocker spaniel look. and nobody understands when I ask if they are going to do something with their hair. smh, how much longer will this go on??

    • CarolinLA

      Brad Goreski should get down on his knees and thank the lord for Jessica Alba. She is the biggest advertisement for him. Nearly 98% of the time, she is dressed appropriately and always looks like herself.

    • jetpackdino

      About the pink and green… My great-grandmother had some saying about pink with green. It was something positive and happy, I wish I could remember what it was exactly. Something about how we’re supposed to wear a little bit of pink with green around Easter. She actually used to embroider little flowers on the front of my dresses, pink and green. I thought it was a thing… Maybe not, lol. Does anyone else know the saying I’m talking about?

    • veronkimo

      Here we go again! I’m going to disagree with you on the hair. Selena Gomez’s hair. It looks great. I definitely feel that it is a hairstyle that appeals to a younger crowd. I’m sorry to say this Papa TLo, but you are no longer part of this younger crowd. Yikes, that was a witchy thing to say.

    • veronkimo

      Also, I’m sure you laugh at all of my comments when I disagree with you all. I’m sure you think that I’m so wrong, and that in a few years time, I will see what you see. I don’t care. I totally disagree with you on the hair. ;)

    • fursa_saida

      I’m starting to think that a major, if subtle part of Kiernan Shipka’s ability to wear cute clothes without looking weirdly older than she is involves the fact that they haven’t yet reshaped her eyebrows into the grownup arc. She still has kidbrows and they really affect how I read her looks. (Of course the choices of outfits are involved here too! If that dress were low-cut, it would be weird as fuck. But the age-appropriate clothes I think tend to skew older less often because of the brows.) I know this is a weird thing to be harping on, but I really think it’s true.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/2LIE6ISFQUBIAO7OB6U5TAVXXQ Depot'er

        she looks like a KID! having fun! at an awards thing- I love it! you can almost hear her giggling…delightful!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/2LIE6ISFQUBIAO7OB6U5TAVXXQ Depot'er

      who is Amandla Stenberg? god what a GREAT outfit whoever you are!

      • http://twitter.com/jamiehoovs JLH

        She played “Rue” in the film version of The Hunger Games.

    • Imasewsure

      I don’t really hate Fergie’s dress since it’s kind of a fun pregnant lady look (go for it Mama). Hopefully she’ll find a different hairstyle, etc. but she looks much better than usual to me. Don’t like the shoes much.

      Love most of the looks here too. Props to K$ too for doing the right kind of crazy

    • MissAmynae

      I gotta give Fergie a boatload of credit. She’s very pregnant and is still rockin’ a cute dress and killer heels. Way to support your hubby, girl, and I hope your baby is adorable and squishy. :-)

    • madhatteryfan

      I kind of hope there is a pink and green trend. “The Preppy Handbook” was a bible when I was 16 and, as I’m sure some of you recall, it sang the virtues of that color combination. Where I lived, there was a proliferation of pink and green rep ties, layered polos, plaid shirt dresses with grosgrain belts. I had pink Converse high tops with green laces and God, I loved those. I wouldn’t mind having them back.

      OTOH, I owned a lot of Famolare wavy platform wedges in junior high school, so perhaps my teenage self is not the best measure of good taste.

      I don’t know. I still want those high tops. And truthfully, if I found a pair of Famolares, I’d strap them on with relish and do the hustle with the rubberband man while the Brothers Gibb watched my disco inferno burn down the Hotel California. Then a dancing queen would wander by and be all, hey hot stuff, save the last dance for me, and I’d be all, love to love ya baby, but enough is enough…these freaking shoes are killing me! Seriously, don’t wear them. If you try to walk up the stairway to heaven, it will quickly feel like a trek down the highway to hell.

      Whoa. Tangent. I’ll stop now.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=783500814 Amelia Pitts

      I thought Willow Smith looked great. What I’d expect from a 12 year old with a mind of her own.

      • Imasewsure

        Absolutely – and this is pure Lady and the Tramp… pretty but a beloved Disney classic even so

    • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

      I would totally watch the f*** out of The Hand of Jada. Just saying.

    • Anniebet

      So Much Cute! Well, except for K@#!*sha. Now I know where my Uncle Bernie disappeared to. He’s posing as a pop star! Gotta be him, same Sansabelt powder blue slacks with the pockets showing through. Dunno though, he’d never be all matchy with his nail polish and cane.

    • merciblahblah

      Kristen Wiig is my favorite, short boots and all. She gets it wrong on the red carpet so much, or worse – ALMOST right – that I love seeing her like this. Plus I think she does casual better than all done up, but that’s just my opinion. Oh, who am I kidding? She could be wearing a burlap sack and I’d STILL have an undying girl crush on her. Kristen? Call me….

    • Susannah Perry

      I know that WIllow Smith is 12 and therefore still a kid. But every time I see a picture of her, she is thinner and thinner. Painfully so at this point. She is practically frail. Has anyone else noticed this? I think she looks so grumpy all the time because she just wants a damn sandwich.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/37TPKASIMXVUPYK5BNQFOL43KU Carina

      Just want to throw in that I love the Stella McCartney dress on Ms. Cosgrove. It’s edgy and different.

    • lobsterlen

      Add this to the Fergie makeover ….I have felt for years that Fergie has over-plucked her and has too high an arch eyebrows. I bet it started with the Black-eye peas to give her hard edgy tough girl gang look. Sadly, there maybe no turning back now for Fergie’s eyebrows. Word of advice to young minions be gently to your eyebrows and seek a trusted profession with eyebrow shaping.

    • ScarlettHarlot

      Amandla’s bow is the absolute best. Also, Willow Smith’s hair. I’m so jealous, and wish I could do that, but my sad Mexican locks do not support my aspirations.

    • prettybigkitty

      Stellllaaa!!! Wow. How is she still a designer?

    • maggiemaybe

      Golly, that Stella McCartney “attack-of-the-bathmats” dress is really, uh… something.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=752912994 Bernadette Ulsamer

      I am digging the boots on Willow though.

    • Allyson Wells

      I see Fergie’s baby bump! I only bring it up because I have one about the same size. It’s nice to see her dressing in a way that doesn’t scream “look at my bump!” but also isn’t trying to hide it under something flowy that isn’t her style.