Posted on February 07, 2013

Darlings, we’ll just take a short elevator ride to meet you at the LOunge tonight:


Lobby Bar, The Empire Hotel, NYC

Because we’re tired, sore and cranky after a long day of fashionatin’ on the first day of New York Fashion Week. Actually, if you don’t mind, we’ll set up a tab for y’all and quietly retire to our room, where we will eat carbs in our pajamas and watch the show. Just as God intended.

Guest judge Kristin Davis, Nina Garcia, Zac Posen and Heidi Klum

Curious to see what kind of judge Kristin will make. We’re going with “too quiet.” Shock us, girl.

As for this:

Expect mugging and camera-hogging like you’ve never seen.


Oh look. Product placement for yet another of Heidi’s short-lived side projects. Remember the workout clothes? And the babywear? And the butterfly jewelry? And the motor oil? And the non-dairy whipped topping? And the onion-chopper?

That is one ugly perfume bottle.

Also: Tomorrow morning, bright and early, we’ll be on the scene at the tents at Lincoln Center, as the 37 remaining contestants get to show their decoy collections. In order to get through the no-doubt marathon tweeting session, we’ve packed lunch, earplugs, and Aleve. Is there anything we’re forgetting?

[Photo Credit: Barbara Nitke for Lifetime, – Video Credit: Lifetime]

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