Grab your panties, pills, and passports, bitches! We’re off to SHANGHAI!
Yucca Lounge, Shanghai
A glimpse into our lives.: We wanted to paint our dining room the color of Isobel Crawley’s sitting room on Downton Abbey, but it wound up being not far from the blue of these walls. We have both silently agreed not to notice.
Guest judges Melissa Rivers and Joan Rivers, Nina Garcia, Rachel Roy and Heidi Klum
We couldn’t be more thrilled to see Joan on the judging panel. Say what you will about her, she has more than established her credentials to discuss red carpet fashion. She pretty much invented modern red carpet coverage singlehandedly and we tend to get very defensive about the fact that the fashion world has never paid her her due. She introduced the phrase “Who are you wearing?” to the American public, for God’s sake. Yes, she’s crude and no, we don’t think she always has the best or most interesting taste, but millions of people would never pay attention to what celebrities wear on red carpets if it wasn’t for her. And those red carpets pay huge dividends to the right designers and stars. Plus: we’re ready to see some of these designers cry. We love you, Nina, but you’ve gotten soft on these folks. Where is the spitfire who shouted “IT’S AESTHETICALLY NOT PLEASING!!!!!!” to Santino?
Melissa should just go sit quietly in the corner. We have no intention of noticing her.
Tap-dancin’ Grannies! Oh, boy.
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