Pairs Division: Renner and Arterton

Posted on February 13, 2013

Hansel and Gretel apparently can’t keep their hands off each other.

Ew.

 

Gemma Arterton and Jeremy Renner attend the German premiere of ‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’ in Berlin. Gemma Arterton is wearing a Miu Miu dress.

Miu Miu Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Martha Hunt (IMG)

HE: Appears to have toned down the makeup since his last appearance on this site. That can only be considered a good thing. The look is nice, if a little standard. The tie could’ve been more exciting, but it all comes together rather well. Totally digging the cufflinks, which you rarely ever see anymore. It’s just a simple, polished look – and we can’t find one good reason to complain about that. Plus: his hair looks great. Score: 9/10.

SHE: Has a black hole between her legs, threatening to engulf everyone near it. And that’s us being polite. We could’ve gone whole hog on the vulgar jokes here, but we’ll leave it at that. It’s not a bad-looking dress, but someone should’ve realized that, in photographs, the only thing anyone was going to see was that abyss between her thighs. Also, the hem is dowdy and the back looks entirely too fussy. Hair, makeup and jewelry are pretty, though. Score: 7/10. Lose the black hole, dear.

Combined Score: 8/10, which seems a little high to us, in retrospect.

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[Photo Credit: Getty]

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