Julianne Hough in DVF on ‘Today’

Posted on February 15, 2013

Julianne Hough IS Hillary Clinton! After a 3-day bender!

 

Julianne Hough makes an appearance on the ‘Today’ show in a pink Diane von Furstenberg Spring 2013 pantsuit.

Not only does her hair look like she fell down a flight of stairs and her makeup looks like it was applied by a kindly, half-blind 90-year-old, she took what could’ve been a chic and sharp little look and took it straight to “Human Resources Manager.” Come on, honey. Get yourself a sassy blouse and some kickass shoes to go with this look. Also: a wig. And someone who didn’t learn how to apply makeup in a mortuary.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: NBC]

    • Elizabeth Silverstein

      I know nothing about this girl except that she is Seacrest’s beard and completely unable to dress herself or comb her hair.

    • Natalie Bryan

      Rough as sandpaper.

    • call_me_schmeg

      those eyebrows! blonde-blonde hair with dark brows can only be pulled off by certain ladystars. 

      • snarkykitten

         and Ken Masters. Maybe only Ken Masters

        [my nerd is showing. oops]

        • Catiline

          LOL!!!

      • RebeccaKW

         That was my first thought.  The eyebrows!  I don’t even think I would mind eyebrows darker than her hair, but these are too much.

      • Candigirl1968

        It’s not that her brows are brown, it’s that someone is going over them with a dark brown eye pencil (you can really see it in the middle pic).  They look like they were painted on. 

        Also, she needs to figure out to do with her hair.  It looks either fallen or unfinished. 

        Great suit though.  Pretty color.

      • http://dorothydamage.wordpress.com/ Dorothy Damage
      • http://dorothydamage.wordpress.com/ Dorothy Damage

         Like Cara Delavigne (who is a supermodel, so maybe not the same as a ladystar): http://img005.lazygirls.info/people/cara_delevingne/cara_delevingne_backstage_at_leonard_ss_2013_paris_t0zzITM1.sized.jpg

      • paginatrix

        With those eyebrows, she looks like Vincent Price’s younger sister. So not pretty.

      • http://twitter.com/emilyf007 emily

         And she ISN’T one of them.

    • VicksieDo

      But seriously, how do you really feel? hehe

    • Janet B

      First problem, I see orange not pink. 
      Second, I never wore gold pumps to work (I didn’t know I could).
      Third, why can’t she dress like a 25 year old? or even a 15 year old?

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

         I also see orange.

    • snarkykitten

      *~coral~* eyeliner needs to DIAF. She looks like she’s suffering from allergies

    • http://twitter.com/Sinead_Doyle Sinéad Doyle

      I don’t love this but she almost looks her age, normally I see pics of her and wonder who the 40-something actress is before realizing it’s an absolutely stunning young woman styled completely inappropriately

      • Kristin McNamara

        I respectfully disagree. Twenty-four. Twenty-four. Twenty-FOUR. Every time there’s a post on her on this site, I just try to repeat that to myself…. Twenty-four. Is that woman REALLY a year younger than me??!?!?? Because it is utterly incomprehensible to my brain.

    • Annabelle Archer

      That’s it, I quit her.  I officially give it all up to the explanation that she has the spirit of a septuagenarian living inside of her.  It will never get any better, it will just start to fit her actual age. Eventually.

      • Alyssa

        In many, many years…either that or she’ll start dressing like she should be now when she has her mid-life crisis.

      • poggi

        Reverse Cocoon

    • Beardslee

      What horrible fried looking hair.  No no no.  And that suit!  Too matronly even for me, and I AM a matron!

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      Many reputable companies – including Avon and MAC – make a lighter brown eyebrow pencil which is MUCH better suited for a blonde. On the other hand, she looks like my favourite bar manager so I am now wondering if she has a tattoo over her whole back.

    • SassieCassy

      my theory is that she wants to a de-sexy her image. she’s Mormon and danced half naked on dancing with the stars all the time. this is the only explanation for intentionally looking like a 40something who doesn’t own a mirror

      • demidaemon

        That doesn’t really follow, considering she’s promoting a movie that has multiple “love” scenes and is asked constantly about them.

    • MasterandServant

      I initially thought it was Meg Ryan! Why does she insist on dressing like a 50 year old?

      • filmcricket

        I just did an image search on her and she actually looks quite a big like Meg Ryan regardless – but that’s not who her style icon should be.

        Julianne, I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but: Kate Hudson and Jennifer Aniston. Those are the ladies to look to for inspiration, the blonde beach-bunny types whose looks are relatively natural and are all about the hair and bod, not slapping on the makeup with a trowel or being edgy or super-trendy. You will probably be boring, but at least you’ll look good.

    • http://twitter.com/lisledanielle Danielle Lisle

      Snore.

    • alyce1213

      Pink?  Is it my monitor?  Deep coral or papaya, maybe, is what I’m getting.

      I do not get the appeal of that haircut and I see it around a lot.  Is the idea to look unkempt and I-don’t-give-a-shit?  ‘Cause that’s not a good thing.

      • RebeccaKW

         Meg Ryan is the only person who can get away with the unkempt hair.  That was her look and no one else needs to try.

        • alyce1213

          True. And Meg did it MUCH cuter . . . in the ’90s.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1447060898 Lori Wade Miller

      Remember on Seinfeld when Uncle Leo burned his eyebrows off and Elaine drew them back on?  

    • Alyssa

      A killer necklace would be amazing in the look…you know, with a better blouse and better shoes!

    • schadenfreudelicious

      she needs to un-dragqueen those eyebrows a tad…..

    • http://twitter.com/amndad amanda lynn

      …i like the hair.

    • http://twitter.com/amndad amanda lynn

      also: DVF made a pink pantsuit?

      • Stubenville

        Looks persimmon-y on my monitor.

    • mjude

      HA!

    • kimmeister

      I work in HR and 80% of the HR managers I work with dress better than this.

    • LLuL

      Asked my five-year-old how old she thought this girl was: “Umm…..53?”

    • Rand Ortega

      All those resources & that’s the best she can come up w/?
      Wow & Dayum.

    • LauraWL

      Huh. I like this and totally would wear this to work. The eyebrows are a bit dark, but everything else looks fine to me…

    • http://robot-heart.tumblr.com heartbot

      Why does she always look like she’s in her 40s? She’s gorgeous and has lots of money. There’s no excuse.

    • lrober03

      What a fashionable and flattering pantsuit.  A shirt with a great print or colorblocking would have made this outfit much much better

    • Stubenville

      Her hair is tragic.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Her eyebrows are distressing me.

      • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

        Drag queen eyebrows, right?

        • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

          I don’t know if I’d say that.  Drag queen makeup usually has a pretty specific point of view – exaggeration for a certain kind of effect.  This just looks like bad lighting, a heavy hand and poor choice of color.

          Lord, I’ve got time on my hands these days.

          • NYCGlamourpuss

            But she’s been wearing her brows like that for a while now, so it’s not some random mistake.  And I just don’t understand why she’s doing this!

            • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

              I gotta believe at least part of this is how very much that is not her shade of blonde on her head.

            • MilaXX

               Agreed I think the hair is a bit too light so the color ration between her hair & brows is off.

        • MilaXX

          not even drag queen, closer to chola girl brows.

    • mellbell

      My thoughts exactly. It’s what Hillary Clinton (or Nancy Pelosi) would wear if she were feeling a little saucy. Or what our HR director at work would wear if she made six figures.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      I give up with this one. 

    • warnerave

      she looks so much better in “dancing with the stars” outfits….

    • JauntyJohn

      I think she got the look just right — if they were filming “The Tatum O’Neal Story.”

    • demidaemon

      It’s so sad, because I saw her on Chelsea Lately and she looked cute and much closer to her age. WTH is wrong with her and/or her team?

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      I really wish she would stop with the whole “angry eyebrows” bit.  Plus, a little pop of color is fine.  But this looks like a bitch slap of color!  A head to toe shiny orange suit?  Really, DVF?  I’m appalled.

    • http://twitter.com/chylde chylde

      Geez give her a break. Do you know how early those bitches on Today Show need to wake up? 

    • myristica_fragrans

      gold pumps?!? is she jem?

    • MilaXX

      I can’t get past the sharpie eyebrows to even begin to look at the rest of the outfit.

    • pulpytomato

      She doesn’t look anything close to fabulous, but she looks cute enough for the Today show.

    • quiltrx

      I totally see what’s going on here.  There’s only ONE Meg Ryan, honey…and you ain’t her. (she isn’t anymore either, but i digress.)

    • kathrineb

      I don’t think it’s anywhere near as bad as described. Perhaps the dark eyebrows are my blind spot because I love defining my brows.

    • decormaven

      Bernie is her MUA, right?

    • http://twitter.com/mannahattamamma MannahattaMamma

      Again we are forced to ask why the world of pop culture keeps foisting Julianne Hough on us? What did any of us do to deserve her, especially in shiny gold pointy-toed pumps, the likes of which I used to call “roach killers,” because they are PERFECT for grinding bugs to death in the corners of dark rooms, which is where it looks like she did her hair. 

    • EliseC

      You are too hard on her.  She’s gorgeous.  And these comments are just unnecessarily mean.  

      • Stubenville

        And you are on the wrong web site if you really think that.

        • EliseC

          Wrong.  I grant you that there’s a fine and blurry line between snarky/bitchy vs. mean, but usually TLo and the Bitter Kittens walk that line fairly well.  However: the habitual posts about Julianne Hough looking old/ugly/unstylish have tipped over into being predictably mean and unfunny.   

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

         Hi, Ryan!

    • ccm800

      Sheesh. Did they put her browns in with a crayola? 

    • Crystal

      Why does she always look so bad? She must have gays…. she was in Footloose! And she’s dating one! Why is this happening?

    • loveisblind1

      Her makeup needed less eyebrows and some lipstick. It looked completely unpolished without lipstick. nevermind the hair.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/37TPKASIMXVUPYK5BNQFOL43KU Carina

      Eyebrows aside, I think she looks cute.

    • libraangel

      My, how time flies! Julianne used to be 24 just the other day, now she is 54

    • oohsparkley!

      I’m one of the few who think she’s cute as a button and dressed appropriately. I like the suit, but the white blouse is boring. I’m fine with her not going for sexy all the time. She wants to dress conservatively? That’s fine with me. If I were her gay, I’d lighten her brows.

    • Acat

      I think her hair looks rather healthy for being bleached that blonde, and her dark eyebrows help her pretty eyes pop. I’d like to see the half of you guys with your ‘unreal’ expectation. Her hair looks great. Her makeup is fantastic, maybe a little too thick for usual. The suit may be a bit out of the ordinary, but I think its cool that she isn’t another celebrity glowering off their nearly nude fakely made bodies. Got damn.. People always hating on others. Shes famous. Nobody said she was perfect. I could find a thoooouuusand more mistake on you chubbo moms.