We’re not feeling this:
Mila Kunis attends the premiere of ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ in Moscow, Russia in an custom Atelier Versace dress.
It’s not awful. And she obviously has the bod for the dress. In fact, we’re impressed with its ability to make her look tall and long-legged.
But we don’t know, you guys… we’re just so burnt out on strapless gowns with thigh-high slits. We feel there should be a law banning both them and poufy princess gowns for at least 4 weeks following the Oscars to give fashion commenters a time to catch their breath and find their centers again. For the good of the country.
Also: we pretty much hate the color scheme here, which looks like ’80s 5-star hotel lobby upholstery. Also-also: her makeup is so harsh that it’s altering the shape of her face.
Bring it on home, kittens. The final word on this one is up to you, but we’re fighting yawns.
IN! What’s your problem, bitches? She looks FIERCE.
OUT! Jessica Rabbit, Russian Edition.
Salma Hayek’s puffy-sleeved doll dress did not captivate the Bitter Kittens, who voted it OUT.
[Photo Credit: Getty]