We’ll start off with the compliment (note that we did not write “A compliment,” for there will be only one): Her makeup is really pretty here:
Jennifer Lawrence attends the Vanity Fair, Barneys New York and The Weinstein Company celebration of ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ in Los Angeles in a Roland Mouret dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti sandals.
Roland Mouret Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Esther Heesch (NEXT)
Soft and dewy. Perfect for her looks. We don’t love the flatness of the hair, but we don’t hate it enough to make an issue of it.
Now, about that dress…
We stared at it for a full minute because we honestly thought that skirt was one royally fucked up pair of shorts. We thought this whole thing was some sort of crazy romper and we couldn’t, for the life of us, figure out why the hell she’d wear such a weird garment on this, the most important week of her year. But then we realized it was a double-slit skirt and we just said, “…Oh.” Because it’s the weirdest slit skirt we’ve seen in a while.
Jen, some advice: if you can see straight on through to the other side, we suggest you put the dress back on the hanger, dear. It looks awkward as hell in pictures and the black colorblocking gives the impression you have a dislocated hip or something. You’re all askew below the waist, sweetie.
Are we wrong here?
IN! You’re wrong, T Lo! She looks edgy and gorgeous!
OUT! A badly ironed pile of rags.
Emma Stone’s puffy insect dress inspired much debate, but the vote came down firmly on the side of OUT.
[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]