IN or OUT: Heidi Klum in Michael Kors at amfAR

Posted on February 07, 2013

We smiled indulgently at the following pics and said “Oh, HEIDI.” Then the theme music to her sitcom, Oh, HEIDI, started, in which we play the busybody, opinionated neighbors, always meddling in Heidi’s latest scheme to show off as much of her secondary sexual characteristics as possible.


Heidi Klum attends the amfAR New York Gala to kick off Fall 2013 Fashion Week in New York City in a custom Michael Kors gown paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.

It is, shall we say, a bit expected, no? Expected that it would be glittery; expected that it would be tight; expected that the neckline would plunge to her nethers. But then we thought, you know what? She’s Heidi freaking Klum, she’s got a spectacular bod, and she’s being honored by AmFAR. Why NOT show off the goods in that situation? Especially when your goods look so … good.

So, it’s really a simple question we have for you guys…



Vote Now!


IN! Flaunt it if you got it, honey!


OUT! Please. There are impressionable young people present.



Solange’s “This is not my beautiful house” getup failed to impress the Bitter Kittens, who voted it OUT.


[Photo Credit: Getty]

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  • It may be expected, but she looks fantastic. IN!

    • Sobaika

      I get that its low neckline and sparkles are straight out of Heidi’s playbook, but it’s long and covers her legs. That’s unexpected enough for me!

      • Meg0GayGuys6

        Haha, yea. When I scrolled down, I was certain there’d be a slit almost meeting that plunge.  I was shocked that you can’t see her legs.  IN!

        • Agreed!!  Could this be a new trend for her?  If so, it’s an IN!!

          • Meg0GayGuys6

            We’re definitely grading on a curve here… If you can’t see Hiedi’s nether regions, it’s an IN 🙂

      • SassieCassy


  • Annabelle Archer

    IN – despite the necklace, which made it a close call. 

    • 3boysful

       I know–doesn’t it look like some guy should use it to lead her around?

  • Out. The lady has a banging body but this dress is doing her zero favors.

    • tereliz

      I have to agree. Despite how tight and black it is, and how slinky it ought to look, the ruched panels on the hips make her loo wider than she is, an illusion perpetuated by the amount of sternum on display. Sorry, Frau Klum. OUT! 

      • sojourneryouth

        Agree completely.  While I wouldn’t call her girls saggy in any way, I think she needs a bit more support here, though with that plunge, I have no idea where the support would come from!  As great as her figure is, she can look a bit wide because her waist doesn’t look that small anymore in clothes–I think that may be the only thing she sacrificed to all her kid-having.  Her butt looks like it’s blending into her back because of where the dress sits.  I don’t know how it’s possible that such a potential showstopper jacks up her figure so badly!  BUT, Heidi really just needs to learn that she doesn’t have to flash bits all the time to be sexy and relevant.

        • Judih1

          Totally agree with everything you said. OUT

    • Totally agree. And that necklace is veering dangerously into porn star territory.

      • judybrowni

        I’ll bet it tickled her tummy when she walked.

    • BeeBeauNYC

       I have a question for the ladies out there – when you wear a dress likes this with a low low slit and partial boob showing, do the straight guys come out like flies to honey? I don’t get it, and am curious if straight guys see a woman dressed like Heidi and say, “Boomshackala I want some of that!”

      • leslietane

         I want someone to say Boomshackala to me. How can I make that happen?

        • l_c_ann

          Or dress like Claudia Christian (I think I’ve spelled it right) and go to a Babylon 5 fest with a short guy dressed like Paul Williams.

        • leilah

          Does, “awww, sooky-sooky, now” qualify?  Said to me from across the street … IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER … ’twasn’t all that …

      • Answer: Ladies, or I would wager about 95% of us, do not EVER get the opportunity to wear a gown like that. With that stated, if there was a plunge on, say, a cocktail dress, that was similar, and there was that much boob showing, by God, YES you’ve gotta fight ’em off with a stick. Assuming you meet the other requirements (not too terribly large or unnatractive), of course, or barring that, that everyone is quite drunk.

        • BeeBeauNYC

           Excellent Sarah! Good to know!

      • It’s funny, if the one I’m married to is any indication, straight guys like to see that…on a woman who isn’t theirs. And on THEIR woman, they prefer something slightly less revealing, I suppose so they don’t have to start fights with other straight guys who get whiplash ogling her.

        • Oh, yeah, you’re right on that one. My fella was PISSED when I whipped out a strapless mini for the Xmas party that I hadn’t worn in his presence yet, because it didn’t fit when I bought it on clearance. He actually told me he would have had more fun if he didn’t feel like he had to stand by me the “whole damn night.” Backwards compliment, that.

          • barbarienne

             Meanwhile, when I’m out with a gorgeous guy (even just a friend) who all the other women are looking at, I’m like, “Fuck yeah, bitches. He’s with me!”

      •  I’ve never had anyone say “Boomshackala”, but years ago I got a “Holy Hooterville”.  Does that count?

        • littlemac8

          Yes, M’am!

        • UsedtobeEP

          That made me laugh loudly enough to wake up the kids. Holy Hooterville, Batman!

      • 4JJ

        Depends on the breasts. My husband thinks that the “both sides view” of breasts a la Heid’s dress here only works with high, perky breasts, and even other breasts that have merit are not flattered by it. He likes larger, rounder breasts displayed with deep centre cleavage (old fashioned, but classic, he tells me). Small breasts are best with sheer fabric and the possibility of a little nipple poke.

        And yes, he is obviously a breast guy. 🙂

        • BeeBeauNYC

           4JJ, I was chuckling as I read this as your husband has definitely given this much thought!

    • ccinnc

       The side view is hideous. Grandma boobs.

      • Allison Harris

        I agree. I think you just can’t get away with that much side/under boob once you’ve had babies. I don’t care HOW stunning the rest of your body is. And the dress is making her look hippy – which I know she’s not. Off the mark on this one.

    • LaSylphide

      My first thought too. Out.

  • Out.  this is grasping at straws.
    PS. Too much eye makeup.

    • 3boysful

       WAY TOO MUCH.

    • She actually looks OLD because of it. Like, OLD.

    • Donna Schmidt

       Eye makeup is awful and applied with a putty knife.

    • barbarienne

      Only Eartha Kitt can carry off that eye makeup.

  • Its not a bad dress, though, as you both said, rather expected looking.  My only problems here are that it makes her look oddly thick waisted, which we know she is not, and the girls need a bit of an uplift.

    So, that said, I’m saying Out.

    • Deb Oswald

      i agree- how can she look like she has such a thick waist??

    • In_Stitches

       She is fairly thick waisted.  When you have a kid (or, what, 9?, in her case), you’re rib cage permanently widens.  She’s still hot, but these kinds of looks just don’t work for her shape anymore. 

      • girliecue

        Thank you. I’ve been trying to find a way to say what you just said. Heidi’s waist has thickened with age, gravity and childbearing and I can’t tiptoe around it any longer. Everyone’s body changes over the years and we all have to deal with the body we have right now, not in the past. It means reassessin what works or no longer works for you. Even the genetically gifted can’t have AND keep it all. Heidi still has two of the best looking legs on the planet and that immortally gorgeous face. She’s got plenty to show off still.

      • Sweetpea176

        And the girls are getting dangerously close to her navel, making her look short-waisted as well.  Out.

      • sojourneryouth

         Thank you for saying this!  I posted in reply to someone else above with a similar rationale, but I felt TERRIBLE for a second because I am NOT body-shaming her.  She looks amazing for a mother, but not for dresses like this anymore where your body has to be nearly-perfect.

    • Julie Fountain

      Ditto everything you said.  OUT.

    • CT14

      Exactly. For a shape-revealing dress, it makes her oddly shapeless by losing her waist.

    • mjude

      hi darling.  i am glad you pointed out it makes her look oddly thick waisted. i totally agree & am confused by the dress.  i will have to say its an OUT for me.

    • StellaZafella

       Hey Kiltd…you get my vote, especially in the 3/4 shot. I know you’re not following the drag queens as much as some of us…you’re my fashion mentor – but from this retired ol’ DQ’s view, the thick waist, necklace and deep slit combo screams “Rubber tits!”. Like a really good drag queen couldn’t figure out where to put a corset…but wore the dress anyway.

      Sorry Heidi, I love you but this is a miss.

    • Yes.  Weird thick waist and necklace almost-dangling to her almost-bare navel push it into the OUT category. Well, those and the stick-straight hair with the brown roots.  And the too-heavy eye makeup.  Wow – now I’m feeling really good about saying it’s out.

    • Exactly. Thanks for stating it so well. And yes, OUT.

    • littlemac8


  • Yes, she has a slamming bod, but this dress does her no favors.  It makes her waist look thick, and the rest of her…oddly lumpy. OUT

  • 4JJ

    OUT. She’s doing herself no favours with the neckline. I know she’s middle-aged and has had a dozen or so children, but why pick a dress that gives you pancake breasts? The eye makeup makes her look tired, she needs to moisturize the hell out of those elbows and surely she could have done something about her dark roots before being a guest of honour.

    I know, I’m mean. I’ve never been a Heidi fan, but she could and should look a lot better than this.

  • mellorcr

    This dress is not reallt “flaunting it”.  It’s oddly shapeless and thick around the middle, making her look oddly thick and shapeless. 

  • Jackie4g

    IN!  Frau Heidele  has been making her way in the world flaunting that body for a considerable time now, and as long as she can still stop traffic, which she evidntly can according to these pictures, let her be.

  • It’s not bad but, as others have said, it does nothing for her waist. I look at this and feel “meh.” I think Heidi could have done better, so I’m going with OUT.

  • OUT. The dress is making her look thick in the middle… I mean, we all know she isn’t

  • lehen

    out.  she looks thick around the middle in that.  and she’s heidi klum.

  • Pupioso

    In. But her makeup looks terrible.

  • nannypoo

    Pancake boobs, witchy hair, enough makeup for the entire cast of RPDR, and a dress that makes her look thick around the middle. Let me think …… um ….. no.

  • Of course.

  • Anathema_Device

    Out. That necklace cheapens it considerably. How can a boob-flaunting, curve-hugging, glittery dress on a gorgeous woman be so “meh’? Because for me, meh.

    • dress_up_doll

      I agree with you regarding the tackiness factor of the necklace. At first I thought it was from her uber-fugly Wildlife jewelry collection and then looked back to see it’s actually Lorraine Schwartz. Wow. That was the wrong choice for that dress.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    It’s the necklace that really pushes it to an OUT for me. If she didn’t have that, I would’ve said “of course” but voted differently because she’s just about the only person who can look like a fancy dominatrix and not like a tacky Vegas host.

  • ceceliadid

    The inter-boob necklace is tacky; waistline makes her look thick; and black roots/eyeliner/dress is less harsh on a fresh young thing.
    But, you know, in for still holding her head up and getting it all out there.

  • MilaXX

    OUT! I hate the way these plunging necklines completely take away any waist or in Heidi’s case, waist and hips. She looks oddly boxy and we know she is anything but boxy.

    BTW, did you see Janet Jackson’s dress at this? Yowsa!

  • iCouture

    I’m sooo not understanding how this visually makes her so…..odd looking..  Obviously, she has a great body.  But….this dress makes her look the same width from her chest all the down to below her hips!!!!  WTH is going onnnnnn!?

  • xmixiex

    errrr… any dress that makes HEIDI FRIGGEN KLUM look thick-waisted should burn for eternity. 

  • tired_mommy

    Out. She is so beautiful and this dress just doesn’t look that good on her.

  • same boob problem that Julianne moore had on the SAG awards

  • Violina23

    Expected would be all these things…. plus SHORT. I say in, she’s rocking it

  • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

    She’s still the Kluminator, but this dress does her no favors, and she’s wearing more eye makeup than 3 Kardashian sisters combined.  OUT.

  • Out. Same reasons named already; esp. the waist and heavy eye makeup.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    nein Schatz, Aus…

  • the dress is nice but the hair looks so 6 years ago. Aren’t we over the stick straight hair yet? 

  • insertclevername_ici

    Out. Saggy boob. wide waist. 

  • CatherineRhodes

    OUT. Boring.

  • Nancy Dunn

    The dress makes her look thick in the middle, her hair looks fried and lank, but I must say… I LOVE her eye wrinkles!!! She is just a gorgeous woman, and I am so happy to see her not mess with her incredible beauty.

  • RuthGo

    Out. It really hides her figure and makes her, like other people said, look thick-waisted. If you’ve got a slammin’ bod, show it, don’t hide it. 

  • lexilexi

    OUT.  Awful hair and makeup!  NEVER thought I would say that she looks positively MATRONLY…but she does…  good to see her boobs sag just like the rest of ours do!

  • Tamara Hogan

    Neither in nor out, but OF COURSE.

  • Tatiana Luján

    I don’t think she looks good in that dress, it makes her thick in the mid-section, wich we all know she isn’t.
    And the hair looks limp and damaged and the makeup is too strong.

  • gabbilevy

    OUT. The dress is pretty unflattering and while we still know she’s bangin’, the dress is doing its level best to mask that. Taste, Heids, will get you everywhere.

  • Snailstsichr

    I’m giving her an IN because it is not freakin’ short.

  • anotherkate

    In, but I wish there weren’t all that extra ruching around her waist. It’s making her look blocky when we all know she ain’t.

  • Qitkat

    Well, it’s tackyHeidiglitterplunge, but what else would you wear to highlight that ostentatious necklace (and not so incidentally your cleavage)? Add the aging eye makeup and it’s pure Heidi. I think she achieved what she set out to do. In.

  • This dress manages to accomplish the impossible – making Heidi Klum look thick around the middle. Out.

  • Scott Isaacs

    IN. Flaunt it if you got it, honey! Please. There are impressionable young people present.


  • Zippypie

    OUT for fit – it makes her look amazingly wide in the hips and tummy, which we know she is not – and for taste level.  I will say it is an improvement for her also not showing leg while she is showing boob and back but she can do better.  And Heidi, when are you going to break down and WEAR A FRAKKING BRA?!  I am so tired of seeing her boobs sag on the carpet.  The Duchess has to have a better design out there that would have met the “tight and shiny” criteria for the Fraulein but fit and flattered her better.

  • Sorry, Fraulein, but I’m voting OUT.  Everything is just too “TOO”….too much decolletage, back is too low, too much eye makup, the jewelry is too showy, the roots are too long, and the hair is too straight.  I’ll allow the glitter, which seems appropriate.

  • DinaSews

    Sorry Heidi, OUT.  You look ‘aged’ here and we both know you can look better!!

  • Jangle57

    My first thought was that it made her look oddly thick around the waist and I see I’m not alone in that observation.  Why wear something with a body like her’s that makes it look worse than it is?  OUT

  • Jepham

    Out for me. I hate the hair being too straight and in need of a touch up, the eye make-up, the necklace, the flat boobs and how the dress makes her look chunky which she is not. Guess I hate it all.

  • Aly Light

    I don’t know, the neckline isn’t particularly flattering, and it’s not sticking to her body properly– it’s not  tight enough to be tight, and not loose enough to be relaxed. Her eye make-up looks like it was applied with a spatula, and that necklace looks like my great-aunt’s costume jewelry. I’m going to have to say OUT.

  • The proportions are all wrong it makes her look wide and that her butt starts somewhere near her knees…OUT!

  • She looks great, if she can’t pull it off, then WHO? Some of the pics are not flattering to her shape, but I’m sure in person it looked stunning. IN

  • Kyle Crawford

    totally IN

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Out.  This is outrageously unflattering.  Come on, girl, you can do better than this.  

  • Out. Pancake boobs AND the dress is boring.

  • I dunno — it’s not the deep V that bothers me as much as how her boobs are floppy and all those sequins make her waist look thick, the dangly bauble thingy is cheesy and the taratanula eyes frighten me. Unflattering and harsh. OUT

  • mmc2315

    Oh, IN, why not.

    Although I agree with those who say the neckline is a bit too low, throwing off the proportions, and whether it’s the camera angle or dress itself she looks thick waisted.  Tired of pin straight hair.  Love her smile, complete with crows feet!  

  • Judy_J

    That’s looking good?  Sorry, that dress does absolutely nothing for her.  She looks thick, and her breasts are droopy.  OUT.

  • jennifromcali

    O-U-T out. For all the reasons already noted, and twice on the ashy elbows.

  • Funkykatt

    Looks like she got smacked in the eyes recently.

  • Kate4queen

    In, because I’ve had 4 kids and I can’t imagine the work she did to get back to looking like that. LOL

  • H2olovngrl

    That plunging neckline is ridiculous and not particularly flattering. Otherwise she looks good. Still, an out for me.

  • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

    Working on lyrics for “Oh, HEIDI”:  Oh Heidi, Oh Heidi, that outfit’s much too short, tight and shiny, Oh Heidi please put the good china away…

  • She has one of the most perfect bodies, but this dress makes her look wonky.  It may just be the pictures.  I think this is a “Girl that isn’t your dress”.

  • MzzPants


  • Janet B

    I don’t mind the deep plunge, but the fabric is adding inches to her waist and hips.


  • Besides the smushed boobs, I love it. Going with IN!

  • Lilithcat


    That dress makes her look heavy, which I would have thought would be impossible.  And her boobs are sagging!  Nooooo!

    Her roots need touching up, and her split ends need trimming.

    And her eye make-up looks like somebody punched her.

  • it…it makes her look wide!  why does she look wide?!  i have to say out because lady is NOT wide.

  • crash1212

    OUT. Does no-one larger than an A cup look at the side view interior of the ever-present-so-over-it plunging neckline to see how unflattering it is?  GAH! She’s a beauty, but this look does nothing for her.

  • It is making her look sort of thick at the waist?

  • mightbewrong

    Out. I’m confused at how she keeps finding outfits that obliterate her waist. Reaalllyy don’t like the necklace either.

  • Nazzzy

    For a dress that is as tight as this one is, it is doing her figure no favors. HATE both the hair and the necklace.


  • cmb123

    i think it might be an out. i feel like we lose her waist in this dress, she looks oddly wide.

  • kimmeister

    An emphatic OUT.  It’s so unflattering that it makes me think Michael Kors hates her if that’s his custom design for her.
    Plus, the necklace hitting that spot below her sternum makes me gag.

  • Cousin_Rose

    Out. Side boobs will never be in.

  • OUT. The waistline of the dress is making her look like a big block. And the severe center-part hair and smoky eye makeup are aging her. She can look much better!

  • MoHub

    Not Oh, HEIDI!; rather, Oh No, HEIDI!

  • MintaHallWriter

    Actually, I think it’s an OUT.  It’s weirdly unflattering. To me it makes her waist and hips look ridiculously large and out of proportion. And the eye makeup made me wonder if she’d gotten a couple belts to the face recently.  I don’t think it shows off her slammin’ body as much as she thinks it does. OUT.

    • Scarlet39

      That’s what I was thinking.  It’s making her look on the hippy side, and she’s definitely not. 

  • IN. No lie that she looks pretty hot. But – and I hate to say this – the girls look like they need a teensy bit of support. 

  • Stubenville

    [Kors voice] Hoochie mama.

  • lilibetp

    Out.  Under boob isn’t attractive on anyone.

    Dear Heidi, the rule is boobs OR back OR legs.  Not boobs AND back, or boobs AND legs, or back AND legs.

    • In_Stitches

       This made me think of her just wearing suspenders and a belt.  Some day, she’ll trot that look out. 

  • ringthing

    Hey, why not. IN.

  • AuntJentie


  • It’s very Mariah Carey, so it’s an out.

  • she really needs to do her roots

  • Nariya

    Out. Makes her girls look droopy.

  • The dress, hair and makeup and unflattering and also aging. OUT!

  • Lilak

    An attractive lady stuck in a look that’s had its day.  No need to reinvent herself, just freshen up the styling … I’d love to see the result.

  • Diego!

    I’m sorry but this is not making her any favors… OUT! It even hurts to write this comment! :/

  • Jessica O’Connell

    OUT. The rouching makes her waist look odd and we all know how great her body is. Plus the eye makeup is just a little too much in my opinion.

  • ballerinawithagun

    Belongs on Blake Lively about 5 years ago. Out.

  • BayTampaBay

    Out!  It is a gorgeous dress but I think it makes her look very thick through her midsection which she is not.

  • greymain

    looking much wider than she probably is, even with childbearing….plus what’s up with the eyes and center part hair?????

  • She’s old enough to need a little more support for the girls.  And her eye make-up is awful.

  • It’s strangely unflattering. Out.

  • slightlybitterkitten

    OUT.  I don’t think it’s super flattering.

  • mhleta

    Out! It’s making her look old and thick in the middle. And moisturize your wenis, girl!

  • ashtangajunkie

    In. Remember the PR finale when she wore the Michael Kors sparkly jumpsuit? That made her look thick-waisted and I find that this does as well, which leaves little hope for the rest of us. Having said that, I find it impossible to give gorgeous Heidi Klum in sparkly Michael Kors anything but in. If I looked like that (especially after children), I’d wear that dress everywhere.

  • carolynmo

    Out. She can do better than this. Can’t she?

  • Patricia Gillett

     OUT. It’s long past time for someone to have a chat with Heidi about support. Supermodel or not, gravity is a thing.

  • You are IN. You may leave the red (black?) carpet!

  • Bakerlooline

    Mutton dressed as lamb.  Out.

  • newtonGOTbeaned

    The dress is totally shapeless. The dress obscures her waist. Plus, it’s so heavy it’s squishing her boobs down, though from the front they looks great. OUT.

  • anne.landre

    Absolutely, she should flaunt what she’s got, but without the whiff of desperation.  OUT.

  • julesj

    The front view makes her look like she has no waist. Sorry….sagging boobs not working, they need a little help. Gravity is taking its toll, as it does with mere mortals. Goopy eyes.  Out. 

  • Maluca

    Out. There is no excuse for going out with such droopy boobs. 

  • B_C_J

    It’s a black tie event and she is one of the guests of honor. I like the plunging decolletage set off nicely with the fantastic necklace. The dress is her but she does have the figure to pull it off. I don’t care much for the hair but it’s still and IN.

  • belfebe

    She is the Kluminator.  She can do no wrong.  IN.

  • I’m more curious about whether anyone is concerned over the level of mascara/eyelash weight she’s carrying? Maybe her dress is cut that low b/c she can’t open her eyes wide enough to see how far down her cleavage goes?  Her eyedoctor must be horrified. 

  • Am I the only one who thinks this makes her look thick in the middle?  No waist?  Anybody…?  Anybody…?  Bueller…?

    • I clearly missed all the other comments declaring this was so.  Apologies.

    • That’s what I thought. It makes her look hippier than she is and no dress should do that to Heidi. Maybe it’s just the angle but I’m not loving it on her at all. OUT.

  • Merneith

    Out. She looks thick and droopy – and we know she’s not so I blame the dress. We have completely different definitions of “flaunting it”. 

    • l_c_ann

      OUT.  ITA thick and droopy as the adjectives that best describe it.

  • MsBusy

    Trying too hard: neckline, necklace, and especially eye makeup. Sad-makingly desperate.

  • CeeQ

    I say IN, bitch looks amazing.
    If I had tits like that, I’d be wearing plunging necklines in my sleep =D

  • Nonmercisansfacon


  • Out.  The plunge is getting old.

  • She looks so wide in this dress, and I know that’s not what her body looks like. OUT. 

  • Joey Melliza

    herr roots! herr roots! — and she kinda looks chunky in some of the photos

  • EditKitten

    It’s just not that flattering. Out.

  • I hate to say this, because I think the Kluminator is stunning, but I think that whole look AGES her SO BAD. The dress, from these photos, makes her look wide. I think the make up is too harsh and her hair needs a trim. I don’t love it. 

  • butterflysunita

    I’m going to say IN.  Hate the heavy eye makeup and the dark roots.  Also hate the necklace with that dress–think the cleavage is enough, accentuating it with that necklace takes it over the top.  
    Giving it an in because it’s a lovely dress and overall she looks fine.  I just think that if she wants to go super sexy and flaunt it, she could have chosen a look that’s more flattering.  

  • RebeccaKW

    In.  It’s not terrible, it’s just expected.  But you can’t see her belly button or butt cheek nor is it crazy short. I think something other than pin straight hair parted down the middle would help soften her features, though.

  • Trisha26

    OUT. Didn’t she used to be a sophisticated sexy? This just seems desperate – and it looks like a sack in some views, no shape.

  • PeggyOC

    Out.  It’s completely removing her waist.  She looks thick around the middle and the long plunge of the neckline gives you droopy and thick waisted.  No dress this sparkly should be this unflattering.

  • altalinda

    Out.  It doesn’t really flatter her shape (though it does flatten her boobs) from the front, and I have an aversion to that ironed hair.

  • Hetha Innis

    Every single thing is wildly unflattering. The hair, make-up, necklace, dress, etc. Nothing here works if you ask me. 

  • formerlyAnon

    I’m conflicted. It looks – what would be fantastic for an ordinary person, but for Ms. Klum, not so hot.

    Her boobs are melting down into her abdomen and something about that dress makes her look thicker through the waist than she usually looks. 

    On the theory that she KNOWS she’s droopy and is having a “natural me” moment and doesn’t care, and that the thickness is a trick of the photography, I gues I’ll call it in. Or in-ish.

  • libraangel

    She does not have a good bod anymore. Bitte, Heidi, look in the mirror and you will see NOT a sexy 20 year old anymore, but a saggy, baggy, trashy 40+ year old. You could look good if you dressed appropriately. Verzeichung dass ich so gemein bin, liebe Heidi, aber das ist die Wahrheit!

  • Rand Ortega

    IN. She’s gorgeous  She’s actually dressed more demure than I was expecting in the scroll down. I thought it was going to be a mini. W/ slits.

  • marilyn

    Out.  Her hair is a brassy awful color and she needs to touch up the roots.  The straight, with center part look is okay for daytime, but this is a formal occasion.  Now the dress:  Too loose.  Makes her look lumpy.  I expect her to mess up by being too slutty.  But this is unexpected.  She is wearing a trashbag with some cut outs.  I do not expect Michael Kors to ever be original, but this is bad even for him.

  • VioletFem

    OUT. The pleats on the side sit too high on this dress, which is obliterating her figure.  The whole fit is just off. Plus The straight ironed hair is not flattering either.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    I feel compelled to give her an IN here…just because she’s Heidi.

  • OrigamiRose

    This is going to sound terrible on a million levels.  I’m Heidi’s age and triple her cup size and my god… I would NEVER let mine be seen sagging like that.  And I’m not Heidi Klum, a knockout beauty.  Is it awful that I think saggy cleavage is not now, nor ever will be, attractive, even on someone like Heidi Klum?  

    She’s beautiful but for the love of god, lift those suckers up.  You can let ’em hang when you’re wearing your pj’s and sitting on the sofa watching “Dancing with the Stars.”  Like the rest of us do.

    Sorry to rant.  I just loathe that look.  

    And because of that: OUT. She’s too damn beautiful for this.

  • fashionzombie

    OUT. I am tired of her fashion choices, and I’m rereading PR Season 9 on this site, so I am annoyed with her. I SAID IT.

  • Donna Schmidt


  • Call me Bee

    It’s tight and shny–at least it’ snot short.  But I can’t give it an in–she is way beyond trotting out her goods without a bra.  OUT.   

  • Marian Humin

    Her waist looks huge in that dress! Out!

  • marigi

    Out, it makes her look like a tree trunk!

  • It’s really unflattering; makes her look like a rectangle with skinny arms… like a Mr. Men character… specifically Mr. Grumpy, but less grumpy. She’s working the front/back plunge, but the ruching is ick. OUT.

  • librarygrrl64

    OUT. I can’t get past the outmoded flat-ironed hair and eye makeup.

  • OUT. Just because you can doesn’t mean you always should.

  • Expected, but damn, it looks good. IN!

  • StelledelMare

    Out. This dress makes her look like she has no hips (emphasized by the pics where she has her hands on where her hips should be)

  • BuffaloBarbara

    Could be worse.  I’ll give her an IN.  Not a werq or anything, but an in.

    And I’d totally watch that sitcom.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      I’d only watch it if Tim Gunn guest starred.

  • Out.  She’s looking thick in the middle.  And we all know she aint.

  • shnaggi

    Out – clumsy waist, add racoon eyes, dirty blonde hair = Frumpy klum

  • capybara_cafe

    I love the dress, but it makes her look like she has no waist. Maybe it’s just not her dress? I’m pretty sure she is in possession of a waist line….

  • ojosazules

    Out- totally unflattering.

  • amaranth16

    I’ve got no complaints about the dress, but she’s an OUT solely for the two-toned abomination that is her hair and because she looks like she got punched in both eyes.  Wash your face and get that limp shit touched up and FIXED, lady.

  • OUT.  She needs to fix her boobs or stop with the revealing necklines.  Heidi (and her boobs) should be timeless, but this reveals their age. 

  • E. D.

    IN.  The hair could be fuller though.

  • OUT-so tired of Heidi’s classless flesh display.  She could look sexy without going to extremes as she always does.

  • Out. The dress does not flatter her. I hate the squashed boob thing…looks painful…

  • out. it makes her look broad in the beam. saggy water balloons and a shapeless, but wide, mid-section. must have looked better in person?

  • out.  borrrrrring!  i’ll take that necklace, though.

  • mznormann

    I don’t know, it’s getting old. You don’t have to flaunt it all the time – too predictable!

  • AnaRoW

    OUT! The dress is ugly and unflattering.  Also for the last dozen or so posts on her there seems to be a lot of comments to the effect that she has a great body and the clothes make her look wide in the middle.  Is it time yet to admit that maybe she’s just gotten wide in the middle?  Because in this pictures she looks wide all the way around.

    • 4JJ

      You might be onto something here…

  • j_anson

    OUT. If your object is to flaunt it, it should not end up looking like… that. Like, it’s unsuccessful flaunting.

  • butter nut

    OUT she would look so much better if she stopped trying to show so much.  it’s aging her terribly and making her look desperate.  she’s heidi freaking klum!  the whole world knows she has the best body. she doesnt need to flash anything to still be the most beautiful in the room.

  • alyce1213

    Aside from how unflattering this dress is on her and the heavy eye makeup, that hair is a tragedy. 
    I can’t fathom that she has a hair conditioner endorsement — they must use magic to film those commercials.  She needs a deep conditioning and cut, badly.

  • Out.  I don’t think this looks like she thinks it looks.

  • snarkykitten

    I dunno, it seems really unflattering

  • rumcg66


  • PeaceBang

    Most unflattering, and the eye make-up is downright scary. OUT.

  • ccm800

    IN as all hell and then some. 

  • elizonthelam

    OUT. I can’t beyond the awkwardness of how the bust is cut.

  • unbornfawn

    It isn’t doing a thing for her curves and I hate the cut of the plunge. Way too much black around the eyes. OUT.

  • melanie0866

    OUT. Saggy pancake boobs.

  • Out!  She had no waist in this.  Does nothing for her lovely figure at all.

  • AuntieAnonny


  • e jerry powell

    Another bit where I can’t quite put my finger on what specifically bothers me.  She needs her roots done, for starters.  Something between the fit of the top and the proportions of the train just isn’t right.

  • demidaemon

    I actually think this is pretty demure for Heidi. There are no slits up to there, and the plunge is fairly conservative. I don’t much like the gathering at the waist, but I think she looks good. IN.

  • zelavie

    Out.  It’s not flattering on her, IMO.  And the jewelry is tacky.

  • OUT.  What the fuck is going on with her shape in that thing?

  • Kirsten Kirsten

    OUT. She has a fucking fabulous figure, but this outfit gives her saggy flat boobs, and completely obscures her waist.

  • Monabel

    Never has she looked so bad.

  • Airkisses

    It does wierd things to her waist, hips, and legs. OUT.

  • KatrinaAtienza

    out. looks like a fancy belly binder.

  • TieDye64

    Sorry, this makes her look rather thick in the waist. OUT.

  • lrhoff

    Whoa, not impressed.  She needs to start dressing more classically.  I’m really tiring of her vampy style.

  • lizajane1776

    Out. The dress completely obliterates her waist.

  • barbarienne

    Heidi has a slammin’ bod, but this dress isn’t doing anything much for it. Maybe because it’s black. The whole bottom just blends into a blob and her hips disappear. I have cranked up the brightness on my monitor to where people on the ISS can see it, and the details still don’t stand out. Maybe it looks better in person, but these photos are not cutting it.

    I love the super-low-cut back. (I find backs incredibly sexy. Everyone, regardless of gender, should go backless. Regardless of weight, even. Everyone’s back is beautiful!)

    (Um. I may be oversharing.)

    She needs to return the eye makeup to Eartha Kitt.

    I’m going to give her an IN, because that necklace makes the outfit. It’s unexpected, risky, and it works. Many points to her for that.

  • DesertDweller79

    In.  She looks amazing!  Definitely flaunt it if you’ve got it.  Really happy it isn’t short.

  • TSkot

    Makes her look heavy, and that’s a bad make-up job:  OUT

  • Imasewsure

    Wow so OUT

  • neofashionista

    the necklace somehow makes it trashier and the way the dress falls on her curves makes her look boxey and less attractive than i am sure she is

  • In. But cut back on the eye makeup, fräulein. It looks like you got punched. Twice.

  • aristida_girl

    IN, I am amazed that the amount of makeup on her eyes allows her to a: keep them open at all, and b: still look good…
    love the dress, sparkly jewelry, and overarching heidi-ness, a perfect look for her… the duchess knows his girl and plays to her strengths…

  • kategs

    I think that dress makes her look droopy and thick waisted.  So very out.  She’s just flat tacky now.

  • jw_ny


    The goods look kind of flat and saggy…hike them puppies up!

    The fabric gathering at her waist makes her look thick. 

    Eye makeup is too severe.  Dramatic eye makeup is good…this is too much!

  • OUT, boring and unflattering 

  • caitlincactus

    that opening paragraph made me laugh out loud.

  • leftcoastpickle

    OH, Heidi…..OWT! 

  • conniemd

    In. Why not. Heidi’s checklist could result in the garish and grotesque and she looks good.

  • Buffy

    Out, it makes her look fat and we all know she’s not.  Plus that jewelry is all kinds of wrong for that neckline.

  • BrightsideSusan

    I’m not saying she has to dress like Betty white, but it is time for her to be a grown-up and not show so much all the time. 

  • Nayasabrina

    Rule of thumb: NEVER wear a gown with exposed side boob if you can put a pencil under ’em and not have it immediately fall out.  O_U_T

  • kathrineb

    Trashy and unflattering sorry Hedi :(.

  • IN! It is typical Heidi but it looks fantastic.

  • The first photo makes her look thick in the waist.

  • Louise Bryan

    She’s looked far better.  This is so dark!  Still, as expected, she can rock *almost* anything, and I’ll give this an IN along with a giant yawn.

  • lalahartma

    She seems unwilling to ever wear a bra. Which I can appreciate, but – out.

  • I think it looks dreadful.  You’d never know she still had it in those pics.