Oh, GURL. Someone talked you into this, didn’t they?
Fergie attends the premiere of ‘Safe Haven’ in Los Angeles in a Gucci dress paired with Alexander McQueen clutch.
Gucci Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke
Okay, as we have said, that is NOT your dress, hon. It’s kind of a fabulous dress, but we don’t like all that foofaraw up on the shoulders. Besides, the shape is doing nothing for you; nothing good, anyway. It makes you look so busty and wide that, when you combine it with that TOTALLY ill-advised “Valley of the Dolls” hair, you come off looking like Ethel Merman in a minidress. We’re going to go out on a limb here and declare that, when you stood in front of your mirror earlier that day, you DIDN’T say “I want to look like Ether Merman tonight at my boyfriend’s movie premiere.” Go home, take this off, and start over.
Also: that clutch is just way too much.
[Photo Credit: Emiley Schweich / PR Photos, style.com]