Elton John Oscar Party 2013 Red Carpet Rundown
Hit it, D-Listers!
Oh, we’re just teasing.
Hit it, C-Listers!
Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen
The dress is fine, but wow do we ever NOT like her hair. Very aging and matronly. In fact, the whole look strikes us as a bit too serious.
Danai Gurira in Tadashi Shoji
You WERQ that bod, girl. She looks amazing – and perfect for the venue.
Yes, we saw Walking Dead. No, we’re not getting to a review today. Sorry.
Emma Roberts in Oscar de la Renta
Pretty enough, but the color’s kind of drab and the fit’s not so great up top.
Emmy Rossum in Catherine Deane
Y’know… it’s actually really pretty, in a “I’m off to Lady Edith’s wedding; don’t wait up for me” kinda way but it strikes us as a bit … off for the event. Save this for the Met Gala, dear. You’re at an Elton John party. Put on some platforms and dust your face lightly with cocaine to get in the mood.
Miley Cyrus in Azzaro
After that night, she was forevermore known as “Mini-Charlize.” Which, hey, there are worse things to be compared to. But let’s face it: she’s more like Charlize’s more honky-tonk baby sister. Still, we love this look.
It’s all right. We have to admit, we’re disappointed.
Nina Dobrev in Naeem Khan
[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR Photos]