Charlize Theron in West Hollywood

Posted on February 20, 2013

This is how Charlize Theron looks when she shows up at her gym:

Charlize Theron arrives at the gym in West Hollywood.

Better than most of us did when we went to work this morning. Jesus Christ, Char. Are you trying to make us all feel bad about ourselves today? STOP BEING SO GORGEOUS.

Is she going to work out in that? Or does she have workout clothes and sneakers tucked into that cute little purse? Because if she tries to work out in those leggings, she’s gonna get swamp-thigh.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

    • Introspective

      i saw this pic and had two thoughts: 1) FIERCE. 2) Fuck it. We should all stop trying now…  

      • kmk05

         We are but mere mortals!

        She looks fabulous.

      • Prudentia

        RIght? Bitch just gave me license to sit on the couch and eat cookies all day, because…..no point trying any more.

    • Carla_Charlton

      Normally I would say that I don’t like leather (or whatever that material is) pants, but — WOW — she looks great in them.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Really, even her Odwalla juice coordinates with her outfit.

      • miagain

        Is the juice bottle supposed to hide her face…. if so, I have news for you, dear…. WE CAN SEE YOU!!

        • StelledelMare

           That’s exactly what I was thinking

        • kimmeister

          That, and the pink index card she appears to have stuck to it.

          • barbarienne

             I assume the pink index card is to avoid “endorsing” the product. We all know what it is, but without a label, there’s no certainty.

        • formerlyAnon

          Maybe she just wanted to impair the view enough that they couldn’t sell the photos. Sorry, dear. Fail.

        • MzzPants

           It’s got to be a pain in the ass having your picture taken every time you step out.

    • hughman

      I, for one, welcome our gym-going, Glamazon overlords. 

    • Janet B

      Her drink coordinates with her outfit.
      Even if I find a blueberry smoothie for my walk I’ll never be quite so fabulous.

    • ankali

      I can never get my scarves to drape so insouciantly…

      • Rand Ortega

         At least you use the word “insouciantly”. That makes you super fierce in my book.

        • mhleta

          “Insouciantly” is the language equivalent of a perfectly draped scarf. Golf claps for you, Ankali.

    • lbl

      She looks fierce as fuck. I’ll take the scarf, blazer and purse and I won’t even pretend I could rock those leggings. And I love that her drink matches her outfit.
      I do wish she’d kept her hair brown while it’s still this short, the blond doesn’t suit this hairstyle. And I’ve never been fond of how tan she always is. Her hair and lips blend into her skin and it’s freaky.

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      Beautiful but grumpy. Much like my cat in the morning.

    • IAmJ

      Is she just showing up for some pictures there? Is that where she likes to have her juice? Did her assistant just run in with a gym bag for her? So many questions.
      Madam looks fabulous, but I’d hate to have to get in and out of these leggings more than once per day.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/BJTY6KY7LOR7MDOD6QCZUC3VVI Donna Tabor

         Maybe she keeps workout gear in a locker. People do that.

    • ChaCha_70

      If I could be her for a day, I’d just walk around and look at myself. Damn, she’s fucking gorgeous.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      Good lord she looks fabulous. And just to go to the f’ing gym. I don’t look that good when I get dressed up to go “out” (though I may try)!

      • formerlyAnon

        Yeah well. We’re mortals.

    • Sobaika

      Is this serious??

      … I give up.

    • Alyssa

      Fierce! And what, isn’t that how everyone dresses to go to the gym?!

    • Annabelle Archer

      Like a boss.

    • aeb1986

      Does she think we can see her behind her Odwalla bottle? 

    • Rand Ortega

      To quote my late Dad, “That’s the kind of woman you sign your paycheck over to”.

      • capybara_cafe

         That’s so cute, lol.

    • BaddestMotherEver

      I’m going to the gym just to throw in the towel after seeing this. 

      • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

         I randomly thought of this comment all day long and each time it cracked me up.  Well done!

    • MissMariRose

       I can almost hear what the blonde lady in the background is thinking.

      First of all, I couldn’t find my new Nike yoga outfit so I had to wear this old shit. Then, my curling iron picks today to go on the fritz. I can’t find my fucking phone. The valet is taking his sweet time getting my car … and now THIS BITCH! Fuck it. I can’t win. I’m going back to bed.

      • Rand Ortega

         ” and now THIS BITCH!”
        CAN’T. BREATHE.

      • PetyrBaelish

         HAHAHAHA Brilliant!

    • StellaZafella

        As an alter ego Chuck Theron…yeah, I’d date him.

      • barbarienne

        Hell, Charlize stands a better than even chance of getting me to switch teams.

        (Not that she would ever try, but you know, as long as we’re hypothesizing.)

    • mhleta

      I’d melt into a puddle of my own insecurities if I had to workout next to anyone this gorgeous. 

      • littlemac8

        If she came in my gym I would just get up and walk out the other door!  Talk about intimidating!  Could it be because I’m 4’11″?

    • EEKstl

      This would be me on my BEST DAY EVER, and frankly it wouldn’t be that good.  And she’s just going to the frickin’ GYM?  OY.

    • jw_ny

      Her gym has valet parking…probably lockers and laundry service for her work out clothes too…maybe? 

      By the looks of her leggings tho, it’ll be a full work out just getting them off.  XD

      • j_anson

        Exactly.

        Man, I wouldn’t even want to put those leggings ON after a workout, though.

    • sekushinonyanko

      Swamp thigh sounds like an equally terrible and hilarious ailment.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905542323 Rhonda Shore

      Perfection!  Love her hair!

    • http://twitter.com/DarrenMcMahon54 Darren McMahon

      Her juice matches her outfit! Fearless Leader!

      • MilaXX

         That those detox cleanse the celebs like.

    • stubbornthoughts

      That is one HAWT BITCH.

    • pookiesmom

      The gym? Seriously? I thought you were joking at first. Seriously?!?

      She looks PISSED, though. I wouldn’t want to meet her in a dark alley.

    • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

      She’s in a private mood, and still the shots are perfection! Let us worship from afar, Charlize!

    • TRSTL

      She looks amazing!  I love her hair like this. (My gym offers the option of leaving your workout clothes, ect at the gym and they will take care of the laundry, ect for you. It’s an expensive service but I am guessing she can afford it.)

    • MilaXX

      She looks fierce with her short hair.

    • JasmineAM

      She should keep her hair short. She is rocking the shit out of it.

    • decormaven

      That is style on parade. Not even an event, and she is perfectly pulled together. Happy sigh!

    • formerlyAnon

      Damn. She looks way better going to the gym than on half of her red carpets. Or maybe that just  means her gym-going clothes cater better to my tastes.

      I am pretty sure her gym fees include a dedicated locker in which her workout gear resides. They no doubt wash it for her as well, if she wants.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      this does not inspire me to go to the gym.  this inspires me to eat a bucket of chocolate ice cream and weep.

      • formerlyAnon

        I vote for both. You then feel much better while eating the ice cream. All full of strongly coursing, well-oxygenated blood.

    • Judy_J

      She doesn’t have to schlep around her gym bag like the rest of us mere mortals.  I’m sure she has her own private locker with all her fierce workout togs freshly laundered and ready for action.

      • l_c_ann

        In my former (wealthier) life, I belonged to a Health Club where, after a work out, we put our grungy clothes into a bag with our locker number on it, went into the showers, hot tubs, saunas, toweled off with cleanest towels, and got dressed and went home.  The next day, our work out clothes were back in our lockers, awaiting our sweaty bodies once again.

        One thing for sure, it took a way a lot of excuses for not stopping on our way home.   Those were the days, sigh.

    • Pants_are_a_must

      Um. I can’t.

      If anyone’s looking for me, I’ll be the one in the old sweats, hating herself.

    • FloTom

      I LOVE short hair and she looks fierce in short hair.

      But – am I the only one who thought the post was about Justin Bieber before I saw the name ???

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      I love how she is toasting us with her juice bottle.

    • margaret meyers

      I want that suit coat…. and I want to be 7 feet tall and slim as reed.

    • aristida_girl

      bootie lust (the shoes not her booty :)

    • neofashionista

      that is some serious bitch face
      if a paparrazzi goes missing you know why

    • Nancy Dunn

      She is beautiful, but doesn’t seem very interesting. Or fun. She always seems nasty. I would rather watch/listen to someone who doesn’t hide behind a small bottle of yucky drink, like we can’t see her.

      • demidaemon

        I’ve seen her in interviews, and she’s actually pretty down to earth and nice, with a sarcastic sense of humor.

      • mhleta

        Overall I think she’s being pretty nice. Personally, I would unleash an epic storm of shit on whoever let paps into the gym parking garage to snap pictures. A gym in Hollywood should be a able to provide their clients with some degree of privacy.

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      Super Glamazon with a bitchface – everyone steer clear!

    • Susie K

       Wow she is gorgeous! And so perfectly turned out for a gym visit!!

      And I need to know what kind of glasses those are … those are awesome. Are there any knockoffs somewhere, closer to my style budget?

    • Crystal

      Her hair looks great like that! Also, she just looks great. all the time. 

    • DeTrop

      I think she has to go down as one of the most beautiful women in the world.  Elizabeth Taylor, Hedy Lamarr, Halle Berry and Charlize Theron.

      I love her J’Adore commercial .  She looks fierce but always beautiful. 

    • Dagney

      Fence jumper.  luv huh!

    • lobsterlen

      Bitch look = cleansing. She probably has only eaten green sludge for days. She is probably ready to cannibalize one of those paparazzi if they get to close.

    • mom2ab

      And this is why I don’t go to the gym

    • guest2vists

      She’s so rockstar even her energy drink matches her bag and scarf.  She looks fantastic, inspite of booties.  Tall, determined.
      And she let the tiny, insignificant human in her path live instead of mowing her down.  That’s nice, too.

    • libraangel

      She looks waaaayyyyy cool

    • shelley514

      Snaps!!!!  And she is so not wanting to be bothered with the papparazzi.  Love her attitude!!!