Guten Tag, Titsen!
Heidi Klum attends the 2013 Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party in a Julien MacDonald plunging v-neck gown accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.
Julien MacDonald Fall 2013 Collection
It is HILARIOUS to consider the runway look next to this … thing. We picture Heidi saying , “Yes! I’ll wear THIS one! But first, you have to rip everything off up top except two little straps to flatten meine titsen and cover my nipples!”
Oh, girl. Never change.
[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR Photos, Alexandra Wyman, Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images, style.com]
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