Zooey Deschanel in Los Angeles

Posted on January 03, 2013

Miss Zooey is just so very, if you know what we mean.

 

Zooey Deschanel shops at Gelson’s market in Los Angeles. Zooey carries a Chanel bag and wears Alice Hannah ear muffs.

Alice Hannah London Chelsea Pearls Earmuffs

Ignoring the fact that her head is sporting tits – which, admittedly, is not an easy thing to ignore – we’re struck by just how Zooey it all is. Like a commercial for Siri AND cotton happening at once, right in front of our very eyes.

Don’t get us wrong; there’s not a thing we mind about the look (Reminder: still observing the whole “ignoring the head tits” thing). It’s quite cute, actually.* But let’s face it; girl knows she’s being photographed and she dressed accordingly. Cute? Check. Dark tights? Check. Something “quirky” and just so very Zooey? CHECK.

 

*Still ignoring.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, modcloth.com]

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  • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

    Of course.

    • Pants_are_a_must

      I love how this comment can apply to both Zooey Deschanel and Lea Michele. Two very different women but so very similarly annoying.

      • kaycem

        and taylor swift.

  • miagain

    I gotta say…. I would’ve hated being snapped while doing my food shopping this morning.  Celebrity is not for the faint of heart!!

    • filmcricket

      Seriously – we’re following them INTO markets now? I’m sure she doesn’t want to make a big stink about it, but I’d ask security to have the dude removed. Plus, those poor people getting snapped in the background during their own shopping. 

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

        I did notice that she’s buying baking soda, powdered sugar, nuts, and cooking oil. Someone’s doing some baking?

        • kaycem

          she literally has a cookbook in her hand called “baked.”  so i’d say yes.

  • halleygee

    What the….. I thought those were pig ear muffs? Kinda funny she is carrying a book titled “Baked” which pretty much sums up this entire get-up.

    • http://profiles.google.com/scaponigro Sarah Caponigro

       She does have oil, baking powder, baking soda, sugar and some extract in her cart.

      • halleygee

        I do get that she is actually going to bake…

        • http://profiles.google.com/scaponigro Sarah Caponigro

           Haha I figured you knew I think I was just stating it because it shocks me a little bit.

      • http://twitter.com/chylde chylde

        I wonder what spectacular confection she’s planning to bake. I can’t really suss out what else she has in the cart! Maybe pecan pie? I mean, the oil and the nuts?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001027870630 Terry Owen

          LOVE how she’s carrying the cookbook around with her as she shops for ingredients.  I have that cookbook and she’s making the Classic Carrot Cake on page 130 of the BAKED Elements cookbook!

          • http://twitter.com/peacebang Victoria Weinstein

            That’s so cutely stalkerish that we now all know this.

    • kschwarting

      Great comment.  It’s actually a fabulous cookbook.

      • zuzu

         One of the things that made me sad about leaving Brooklyn was leaving Baked (and their Sweet and Salty cupcakes) behind.  I’m glad they have a cookbook.

    • AuntieAnonny

       Hehe.

    • kimmeister

      I thought they were either piglet ears or wontons.

    • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

      I thought the earmuffs looked like animal ears, too, except that she reminded me of the Faun in “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.”  The Faun’s girlfriend, I guess.

      • sk8tfan

        I thought they were little hands, like a little kid sneaking up on her but couldn’t reach her eyes. I couldn’t figure it out at first. The rest of the outfit is really cute.

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

         Are they two-tone bows? It’s hard to get a clear look but I think the front half of the bow is piggy pink and the back half is black.

        • RebeccaKW

           That was my first thought, was bows.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I thought the ear muffs look like an etsy version of Lord of the Ring elf ears….kind of if Galadriel were forced to live in a very unstylish Middle Earth.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

       I thought they were elf ears and she’s trying to relive … Elf.

  • MilaXX

    I hope she is getting paid to wear those stupid earmuffs. Why look like an idiot for free?

    • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

       You’re asking this question of Zooey Deschanel.  It should be self-answering.

  • call_me_schmeg

    i don’t get the muffs. pig ears? i dunno. but, she does look utterly human to be that chic (otherwise) but still have a damn string on her butt. that’s the story of my life. (oh hi! look how fabulous i— dammit, i’ve got toilet paper on my shoe again!)

    • VioletFem

      Stars! They’re just like us!

    • Jennifer Coleman

      that’s the string that tacks the back vent of the coat closed when you buy it. Usually in an ‘x’ form. I guess she just broke it & didn’t remove the string, which takes a bit of effort. Oops.

      • http://twitter.com/emilyf007 emily

         I thought the string was too far over to be the little tack that holds the back closed. I chose the I-didn’t-look-in-the-mirror-at-my-backside-before-I-left explanation, which could be used for the outfit in general.

        • Jennifer Coleman

          The string aligns with the center seam of the coat. The material to the right of the string is supposed to lie under the right side edge of the coat back, which is pushed over by her purse. The tack was probably close to 1 inch square to catch the majority of the vent. I think that coat is by JCrew, and they use those big tacks. Your explanation still applies, though!

  • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

    Why is she wearing pig ears?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=639062430 Sara Padilla

      Why is she wearing ear muffs?  She’s indoors for Christ’s sake.

      • Sobaika

        This. I can get behind getting dressed up for grocery shopping and even the earmuffs (they’re cute in a 15-year old way) but I sort of hate that she’s wearing them indoors.

        Maybe it’s so she can pretend not to hear people if they ask for her autograph?

      • NC_Meg

         She’s indoors AND it’s warm enough for her to go out wearing a short skirt and opaque tights.

        It’s like when you’re a kid and you get a new item of clothing that doesn’t make sense to wear but you want to wear it really bad so you bug your mom until she says, “FINE! Just wear it! I don’t care!”…except Zooey is 32.

      • RebeccaKW

         I agree.  I understand she might be chilled in her short dress so she kept her coat on (which is why she needs to discover pants), but the ear muffs?  I think she’s doing it on purpose, as T-Lo stated.

      • DesertDweller79

         Indoors in LOS ANGELES.  It is 65-70 degrees there right now.  In fact, this coat looks a bit ridiculous for LA.

  • EveEve

    piggie ears?  why?

  • 3boysful

    I was wondering why one needed ear muffs in LA, but I suppose they are an excuse for not talking to anyone.  They’re kind cute in a vacuum, but as halleygee says, on they have an unfortunate resemblance to pig’s ears.

    • http://storiesfromaboveandbelow.com/ Karen

      It’s been in the low 40s in the morning for the the last several weeks in Los Angeles. Don’t let the cliches fool you, there are definitely seasons here, and this winter has been muy chilly!

      • jmw1122

        It was 6 degrees where I live this morning, with a -10 windchill. The low 40s sounds freaking tropical to me right now.

        • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

           Yeah, it was 0 here. Freakin’ cold, but I still wouldn’t wear ear-boobs.

      • filmcricket

        That’s what, about 5 degrees Celsius? That’s practically shorts weather, where I live. ;-)

      • Elaine Lang

         Where I live, low 40s is a sign of spring and we break out the organza.   Sorry, no “we have seasons!” credits given for a balmy spring temp!

        • LesYeuxHiboux

          If you’re used to temps pushing the hundreds (or clear over), 40 is quite cold.

          • sweetestsith

             Truth. Also, the level of humidity makes a HUGE difference. I live down south and people laugh when I complain about 40 degree weather…until they experience it. I’ve lived up north (new york/maine) & in the freaking cold west (utah/wyoming). Never felt as cold in either place as I do when it’s 30-40 degrees, damp and windy in the south. Gross.

            Still worth it for the early spring though!

          • J. Preposterice

            Seriously, though.  Give me 12F and snowing over 34F and drizzling ANY day.  Cold wet isn’t the worst cold, but it’s the worst that occurs in my neck of the woods (Pennsylvania), as far as I’m concerned. 

          • RebeccaKW

             This.  I have some friends who’ve moved here (Texas) from Wisconsin and they can’t believe how much colder it is here.  They told me, at home when it’s 40-50, they don’t even need a jacket.  But here, they need one if it’s below 60.

          • http://www.facebook.com/carrie.mansfield.71 Carrie Mansfield

            Plus it’s been bone-chilling windy here.

            I had a friend from Canada come out and visit. I warned her how it could get and she just laughed me off. She put on shorts…and that lasted all of 5 minutes. LA is closer to the ocean than people realize!

          • Alisa Rivera

            When I first moved to LA from NYC, I didn’t bring any of my winter clothing with me because I thought I wouldn’t need it. Then I found myself in the Valley on a 45 degree night wearing a denim jacket with bare legs and sandals and I almost died. 

            Having said that, ear muffs in LA are ridiculous. 

      • http://completeflake.com/ LaVonne Ellis

        I live in San Diego and have been shivering for days, but I know better than to whine about it on the internet. Oops.

        • http://storiesfromaboveandbelow.com/ Karen

          Wow, I had no idea an innocuous comment about the weather was going to elicit mean-spirited and defensive comments. I usually enjoy the member interaction on this board, but I have to say this round of replies reminds me of junior high kids ganging up on someone who looks like an easy target. 

    • formerlyAnon

      I assumed the resemblance was entirely intentional. That they ARE looks-like-a-pig’s ear earmuffs. I am wrong?

  • Kristina Toma

    Head tits should not be a thing. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=639062430 Sara Padilla

    I feel bad mocking her earmuffs, as bad as they are.  She looks really, really unhappy.  I hope she baked herself something lovely, and that it made her feel better.

    • EverybodysStarling

      Actually on the second picture she looks like she has been crying. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208138556 Sara Munoz Munoz

      Maybe she is bringing yummies to a sick friend.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    Those earmuffs look like her head is sprouting pink ravioli. Someone pass the Romano. And the cheese grater, please.

    • http://twitter.com/Elissa_Malcohn Elissa Malcohn

       Ravioli was my first thought, too.

    • rh33

       I thought little tiny teeth…

  • http://twitter.com/mizenkay Nancy K.

    How very Zooey to not write down the ingredients she needs on, you know, a piece of paper and instead she brings the book with her to the market. LOL.

    • formerlyAnon

      Makes one wonder how much grocery shopping she normally does.

  • http://twitter.com/watchinginkdry Krysta

    SERIOUSLY. HEAD TITS.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/6PQUNH7VYANAXMRMEEM763V3EU victor liu

    OY, what’s with the ravioli earmuffs?

  • cleverlady

    It was 1˚ here in Maine this morning… we all needed ear muffs, no matter how silly looking. But… LA?  I thought perhaps they were hiding her iPod ear buds.  Or… worn to be just off-putting enough to discourage people from talking to her.  It can’t be easy pulling things off a grocery shelf with cameras flashing all around. Confesssion?  I do wonder what she’s got in her cart, though.  Shame on me.

  • geans

    Earmuffs indoors? How cold is it in there? 
    I love the coat. 

  • Judy_J

    It all works for me except for the earmuffs.  When I saw the first photo, I thought she was trying to revive the pink zig-zag hair tape we used in the ’60′s.  Off topic, but I found the contents of her shopping cart fascinating.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      Baking powder, baking soda, oil, walnuts, a small jar of McCormick seasoning, probably cinnamon, and a bag of what looks like King Arthur flour… Someone’s baking goodies, but it’s strange that she needs so many staple ingredients all at once.

      • Mismarker

        She’s carrying a Baked Elements cookbook in the first couple of photos.  She’s going to be making some awesome sweet yumminess.

      • Beardslee

         I noticed that too.  Maybe she is new to baking and someone gave her that book for Christmas.  All power to her.

      • Judy_J

        In the Siri commercial she’s having to find a restaurant that will deliver tomato soup, so I suspect her pantry looks like Old Mother Hubbard’s, if you get my drift.

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

         Cooking in someone else’s kitchen maybe?

      • Kayceed

        SO relieved to see the baking powder, says the person who only bakes during the holidays, and has been warned by many of the perils of using old powder.

  • siriuslover

    she’s got thread on her butt. I like that she’s got baking soda in the cart. Stinky fridge, maybe? I don’t know, I dig her.

  • Synnamin

    I love that she’s doing her own shopping. Maybe it’s just me, but if a celebrity is going grocery shopping, they can almost wear anything they want to (and no, sweats are not “going out” clothes)

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Everything good about this look is immediately negated by those earmuffs and the person wearing them.

  • jmw1122

    I don’t care how supposedly “cold” it gets in LA, it is never cold enough to justify earmuffs. Honestly.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=571205045 Kent Roby

    I used to love ZD (“500 Days of Summer” is one of my favorite films, and she was fine in “Elf”)…but then, somewhere along the way I had just had enough of her Zooey-ness.  I doubt that I’d ever tire of, say, Mila Kunis, the same way.

  • VeryClaire

    Is it so cold in LA right now that ear muffs are needed indoors?  Because it’s 6 degree here and no one is wearing ear muffs indoors, so it must be reeeallly cold in LA. 

    • meowing

      Below 60 in SoCal means Uggs, ear-gear, heaviest coat you can find.  It’s right now 60, I just returned from the grocery store, and heard 2 people complaining about the cold.  We’re wimps.

    • Mismarker

      I chuckled at this.  It’s 17 degrees where I am.  Just picked up my daughter from school and half of the kids in the pick up line weren’t even wearing hats or mittens! Zooey is a daffy, daffy gal.  

    • Carrieanno

      I guess it’s all relative.  As I stood in the snow at the gas pump this afternoon, I noticed a couple of people not even wearing heavy jackets.   

  • shirab

    I think the earmuffs look like they are eating her head. Those little pearls are like teeth.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610791985 Aniela Marie Perry

    I was going to say something nasty but she looks like she’s about to cry in every shot and then I felt bad. 

  • nannypoo

    OK, I am officially over her.

  • Vlasta Bubinka

    Short skirt shows china
    idiot ear muffs on head
    Baked book looks away

  • EditKitten

    I suddenly feel so much cooler knowing I’m not the only person who says Dammit, I’m bringing the whole damn book to the store with me for this recipe because I’m lazy.

  • PastryGoddess

    Well she certainly has a look doesn’t she

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905542323 Rhonda Shore

    it’s not cold enough in LA for ear muffs and those are absurd.  

  • http://profiles.google.com/scaponigro Sarah Caponigro

    Normal person thread on butt. Check.

  • greyhoundgirl

    Her outfit is really fine–but those things on her ears are hideous.  So many things come to mind–pig ears, paws of a strange animal, tits…with teeth?

  • AuntieAnonny

    I wish I looked that good when I got high and went for munchies, the best I ever looked was stumbling around Wawa at 2am in a dirty wool coat and $4.99 bedroom slippers while trying to decide if pickles on a meatball hoagie with creamy white horseradish was a good idea (totally was).

    Jealous.

  • twocee

    Her earmuffs confuse me, both because they are completely ridiculous and because she is IN LA WEARING EARMUFFS.  It cannot possibly be cold enough for earmuffs there.  Especially since she probably was outside all of the 30 seconds it took to get from her house to the car to the store. 

    But I covet the coat.

  • pookiesmom

    Good lord, she’s in the grocery store! I don’t care if she “knew” she was gonna be photographed or if she’s dressed up for the pap’s, I just can’t find it in me to criticize what she’s wearing. Girl on the Street, I can get behind (less so than Girl on the RC, but whatevs), but Girl with Arm & Hammer in Her Cart? Not so much.

  • Imasewsure

    She probably sleeps in age-appropriate, elegent Chanel and then puts the twee crap on when she goes outside. Great coat… the rest… no comment (ok one… grow up Gurl!)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

    Earmuffs aside, Zooey is clearly about to bake up some sweet goodness – so I really can’t be mad at her.

  • GorgeousThings

    Sorry, I don’t agree. Forget the titmuffs, the skirt hits at a place that makes her thighs look a mile wide. That’s not easy to do. My mother would have called it “broad across the beam”. Not a good look at all.

    I do love the coat, though.

    • kimmeister

      The coat is GORGEOUS!  I want.

    • sweetestsith

       LOVE the coat. 2″ on the skirt would make it more flattering and more (in my opinion…) comfortable to wear (so short!). I would personally like to see a more substantial shoe too, for balance, but 2″ on the skirt would be enough to fix the proportions here.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

    I can’t hate on anyone who actually puts some effort into dressing to go to the grocery store. Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one in a 50 mile radius that doesn’t do her shopping in PJ pants and a ratty shirt.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    as i Canadian living near the Rocky Mountains I may be somewhat biased in my opinion as to what type of weather requires the wearing of earmuffs..  in all seriousness, does the weather in LA (even in winter) ever get cold enough for earmuffs??.. I wont even bother with the fact that she is wearing them indoors…

  • captrenault

    Pay no attention to me, ZOOEY DESCHANEL, shopping in the baking aisle.  I said, pay no attention to ME, ZOOEY DESCHANEL, right over here, being all inconspicuous and ZOOEY DESCHANEL-Y.

  • AnaRoW

    All I can think is how much it’s got to suck to have paparazzi following you around with a camera while you’re trying to shop.  She looks irritated and I don’t blame her.

  • Elaine Lang

    The earmuffs are gaggingly twee, but the coat is very cute and the color suits her.
     

  • kittenwithaquip

    All I can think is Vagina Dentata Ear Muffs, and that she is one awkward shrug away from catching the back of her skirt with her little chain-link purse. I bet under those tights she’s wearing ruffle-butt panties…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

    Oh, for fuck’s sake!  Designer earmuffs?  What a thoroughly horrible idea!

  • elemspbee

    wtf is with the black tights and this girl? 

  • Girl_With_a_Pearl

    I like her blue jacket.

  • bertkeeter

    90′s career gurl!

  • http://kittysdrawings.com Esz

    She is the Hipster Queen

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    I was ready to say so very: irritating, overrated, monotonous when speaking, overexposed, image-bound…

    …but girlfriend looks like she’s been crying. 

    Looks like I said those things anyway. Such a bitch. Cute coat!

  • Tatiana Luján

    Love the jacket. the skirt is too short and unflattering.
    I thought she was vearing elfic ears, because of the season.

  • Louise Bryan

    Ear tits?  I actually thought they were pig ears, given the trend to wearing animal accessories this year.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535548244 Kim Baker Vidas Davey-Irvin

    zomiGAWD you guys!  she’s wearing BLACK TIGHTS!

  • http://twitter.com/lisledanielle Danielle Lisle

    Head boobs aside, that’s a really pretty color of pea coat.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/OCHXKG5VLN3B5Y4733I4ULA6UQ Angela

    Ok, I don’t generally comment in defense of Zooey because, even though I like New Girl and her movies, I can tell why people dislike her, however I really need to step in here. 1. People are ignoring the fact that the people behind her are wearing scarves and woolly sweaters and cardigans and other cold-weather accoutrements so it was obviously not that warm. 2. The earmuffs are from Modcloth and are now on sale for $16 so I don’t think these earmuffs really fall under the general definition of “designer clothing.” 3. Yeah, the earmuffs are kind of ugly but just to clarify, they are actually one half of a two-toned bow.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    I can’t help but think twee should have an expiry date, and she’s reaching it.  But somehow if she were 20 years older, this would circle back to cute again.  I hope that doesn’t make me ageist and horrible. :

    • guest2visits

      Thankyou for that – I too think she could definitely rock some other looks beside these precious-twee-little girl outfits.
      Zooey’s very attractive and yet she seems to have this ONE theme. I saw this and was not impressed with any of it;
      the skirt is too short for her, the bag seems tiny and useless (and cheap), the ear-muffs: kinda lame. Unless you’re 5.
      Even the cobalt jacket is looking alittle tired to me now, as well as the flats.  There; I was mean and judge-y enough for
      at least three or four people.

  • dickylarue

    I don’t know, but something just isn’t Kosher about this ensemble…

    Thank you very much! I’ll be here all week!

  • sarah jacobs

    This is a completely normal wear in the fall in NYC sort of outfit ( minus the earmuffs) for a 20 something to wear.You could probably go on any subway  car and see several  20 somethings wearing variations on this outfit.

  • Trisha26

    I detest that she’s consulting a cookbook in the store. IN THE STORE. If that’s more of “being Zooey” I want less.

  • Melissa Brogan

    She’s on my irrational hate list, but she looks like she’s on the verge of tears in nearly every one of these shots. Bake yourself something indulgent and have a good cry, girl. I won’t make fun of your earmuffs today.

  • aahlife

    Am I the only one who has trouble recognizing that this is Zooey?  She had more flesh on her face, not these angles, and her nose is now sharp when it used to be soft and round.  Google her older photos.  She looks less appealing and more ordinary now to me.

  • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

    F*** me gently with a chainsaw, Zooey. Anything. Please. Just for a change from so much twee. 

  • ampg

    I love that all of today’s posts remind me of clothes I owned in the 90′s.  I totally had that skirt, which I wore with black tights all the time in college.  And a bodysuit at frat parties.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/2LIE6ISFQUBIAO7OB6U5TAVXXQ Depot'er

    did she call ahead to make sure the paparazzi was there? this looks *very* staged.

  • Call me Bee

    Oh my–does she know how utterly silly she looks with those earmuffs? 

  • Shannon Maxham

    Pasta bows for the ears!

  • Chadge

    I’m a guy just a teensy older than Zooey, and I will never worry about dressing age-inappropriately in public again. 2013 is the year of Threadless for me, bitches!

  • formerlyAnon

    It is a real tribute to how well she carries off her one-and-only Look (and subtly tweaks it when necessary) that I say that she is on the cusp of being too old for middle school touches like those ear muffs.

    If she weren’t so good at this, I’d be noting that she’s been too old for those ear muffs for quite a while now. Quite. A. While.

  • judybrowni

    I’ve shopped in Gelsen’s, and never ever has the air conditioning been turned up to the point where earmuffs were required.
     
    Okay, it’s been 45 late at night here in L.A. recently, but earmuffs in a supermarket. Nuh uh.

  • http://twitter.com/DarrenNesbitt Darren Nesbitt

    I think she may be wearing the muffs backwards? (towards the front). If the pink scallops were facing away from her face they would look like cute little elf/pig/animal ears. Also Who ripped her coat tail open and left that awful string hanging? 

  • NCDFan

    That must be one very cold store to need earmuffs. In LA. When your bottom has to be feeling the draft.

  • holdstillnow

    Agree with it all…but I am sad to see these types of photos on this website.  To me TLo are arbiters of all things classy and tasteful, but publishing photos of someone grocery shopping (no matter how famous they are) is a bit tacky.  Please can we not help perpetuate the lower tactics of the nasty, invasive paparazzi industry?

    • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

      These types of pictures, nine times out of ten, are staged. The celeb knows she’s going to be photographed because her publicist called the paps and told them where she’d be. Thus, the celeb is extremely dressed up (for grocery shopping), and acting all quirky by walking up and down an aisle in tit-ears, holding a cookbook. Later (and nine times out of ten) an email blast will be sent out to bloggers and journalists listing the items that she’s wearing.

      It’s not nearly as invasive as you’ve been led to believe. It’s all marketing.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

        That is fascinating. Thanks for this.

  • quiltrx

    Oh honey, always pick the pleat-holding thread out of your fabulous new coat BEFORE you wear it to the store!  Otherwise, very Zooey and very very.  All she needs is a red scrunchie. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208138556 Sara Munoz Munoz

    I kind of love that she is baking… something… and buying every single ingredient, right down to the baking powder. And a cookbook. That’s more quirky than the earmuffs IMO. Is her pantry that bare, or is she on vacation I wonder?

    Also, when I first looked at the earmuffs I thought farfalle pasta.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

      True. I (like most of us who bake even occasionally) have most of this stuff on hand. It’s funny that she’s clearly buying every ingredient, and not generic (I always buy store brands of stuff like baking powder). This batch of cookies or whatever is going to cost her $50.

  • jw_ny

    l can’t ignore the ear tits.  Seriously.  Ear tits cannot be ignored. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bob-Sponge/100000465550991 Bob Sponge

    Is it weird to say that I like her ear tits?

  • RzYoung

    She’s testing my love for her here. Why would you wear ear muffs firstly: in a shop and secondly: OVER your spaniel hair?! Sure all her hair keeps her ears and neck and upper back warm enough?!

  • ccm800

    She has her thing. It works. I’m good with it. 

  • mhleta

    Too short and precious. Time to grow it up, girl. 

  • NinjaCate

    See looks so different without her liner and lashes. Whoa!

  • TRSTL

    Seriously, one of my worst nightmares.  Having a life where I know I can’t even make a dash to the supermarket without being photographed.  I know, I know, it’s all part of “the life they chose” but really?  I would HATE that part of a job I might otherwise love.  But I do think she looks perfectly fine, comfortable and the ear tits are just part of her quirky love of quirky details.  Now, go buy those tampons while no one is looking & snapping…..

    • MilaXX

       I think this is a planned trip. Who doesn’t take off their earmuffs inside?

      • TRSTL

        Probably so, which makes me even sadder.  Imagine a career that involves someone saying to you, “Today, we are going to stage a trip to the grocery store and pretend you are just shopping.  FUN!”.  Ugh…..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

    Earmuffs give me a serious headache. I ONLY wear them when it’s truly cold (I know 40 is chilly, but not COLD) and I don’t want to mess up my hair with a hat. And I certainly remove them the minute I go indoors. 

  • xmixiex

    I do kinda love how she’s not all made up and is wearing clothes perfectly appropriate for grocery shopping.  not y’know, 5″ stilettos and a face full of paint.

  • Dhammadina

    PUT DOWN THE POWDERED SUGAR. SLOWLY. 

  • http://twitter.com/peacebang Victoria Weinstein

    My first thought was that she bit the ears off some hobbits and is wearing them as some kind of warning to other hobbits that she is not to be messed with.

  • jennsilentcrow

    cant get past baby ear boobs.

    • jennsilentcrow

      and that coat and its color are hateful. 

  • Scott Hester-Johnson

    You are overlooking the fact that she is obviously up to some baking (and not sure if it’s baking soda or baking powder, so get both!).

  • http://www.facebook.com/renate.yerkes Renate Yerkes

    Piggy piggy oink oink ears

  • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

    Titmuffs?  *smeh*  Love the coat.  BUT.  I really wish she would buy a pair of decent tights.  Would it kill her to wear a pattern?  Or put on a quality pair?  I mean, she’s shopping at Gelson’s, for pete’s sake.  They charge $4 for a can of Dole pineapples.  And if she’s at the Gelson’s I think she’s at, then she could’ve gone up two blocks to the Trader Joe’s and paid a lot less for better walnuts and used the savings to put towards quality leg wear.

  • sweetsadness

    Annoyingly Portlandia.

  • http://twitter.com/magadutari Ma. Gabriella Dutari

    My first thought was “Zooey Deschanel likes fucking Chobits!”

  • loveisblind1

    I know this is her signature style but I don’t think I’m the only one who probably thinks she’ll look better in some pants. 

  • DesertDweller79

    When I was a kid my father used to work at this very grocery store in Los Angeles.  He has many amusing stories of celebrities coming in.  He never mentioned there being photographers, though.  Do we really need to see celebrities grocery shopping?

    And why is she wearing earmuffs in Los Angeles?  Not getting into the style of the earmuffs, I just question the function.  I never owned earmuffs when I lived in LA.  Why on earth would I?

  • OrigamiRose

    Between “head tits” and “dog anus,” you guys have made my day perfect, sunrise to sunset.  

  • Contralto

    head tits.  You guys kill me.

  • Lilak

    Hem’s hitting those thighs in the worst possible place.

  • BookishBren

    That skirt length is not flattering from behind at all. Maybe a bit longer.