TLOunge

Posted on January 10, 2013

Oooh La La, kittens! We’re jetting off to Paris tonight to all sit in uncomfortable chairs and bask in very unflattering underlighting!

 

Le Bar Laduree, Paris

We think we may have featured this bar more than any other single bar for T LOunge. One of these days, we’re going to have to make a point to actually go there and raise a glass to our minions.

Guest judge Cynthia Rowley, Isaac Mizrahi, Georgina Chapman, and Carolyn Murphy.

Cynthia Rowley remains the one designer among all others that T Lo wants to smoke a joint with. She just seems like she’d be fun, y’know?

Joanna Coles and The House of Valentino present the remaining designers their eleventh challenge.

And of course, we’re jetting off to Paris because they’re jetting off to Paris. Here’s hoping we don’t run into them. Because believe us, speaking from experience, you do NOT want to run into some of these Project Runway folks after you’ve said bitchy things about them on the internet.

Why do people sign up for reality television shows and then act put out when someone says something bitchy about them on the internet? Are they really THAT naive? A question for the ages.

Jealous. Wish we were there.

Not with them, of course. Just in Paris.

 

 

Yadda yadda yadda. Who’s getting cut from the Final 4, darlings? Make your pick now.

 

[Photo Credit: David Russell for Lifetime, Flickr - Video Credit: Lifetime]

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  • Stubenville

    Garçon ! Un Kir Royale, s’il vous plait.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Make that two!
      How ya doing, my friend?
      Paris, lord how I loved Paris.

      • Louise Bryan

        Champagne, s’il vous plait.  Bien sûr!

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          I always have an extra bottle in my sporran. Lol

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/6PQUNH7VYANAXMRMEEM763V3EU victor liu

            Hey Kiltd, very random question.
            I know that you live in SF and wear kilts. Any recommendations for where to get a kilt or any Kilt 101 tips for a young, urban kind of guy who likes to call himself hip? (That’s me, if you didn’t get the hint.) I’ve seen young guys pull off cool kilted looks and I’m interested in trying it…

            I live in the area, so if there’s any kind of kilt emporium in the Bay…

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            There are two SF kilt resources. The first is
            Wm. H Glenn and Sons on Sutter St, downtown, near Stockton. The other is the only store selling Utilikilts outside of Seattle. They are way way out on Mission St. About the 5300 block.
            There are also lots of urban kilt makers on the web now.
            Happy to help anyone get kilted up!

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/6PQUNH7VYANAXMRMEEM763V3EU victor liu

            Thank you!
            One more thing: Kilt over skinny pants, cool or awkward?

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            It could be great. It’s just something that should be approached with care. We’ve all seen unfortunate pairings of skirts and pants. It seems to be all about proportion and volume.

          • Scott Isaacs

            OMG. 1000 extra points for Kiltdntiltd for using the word “sporran.” Love.

      • Stubenville

        Doing fine. Overdue for a trip to the City of Light.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          We’ll go back together, then!

          • Call me Bee

            So sorry I am late!  Was with The Hubs picking up my Christmas present–a diamond right-hand ring!  It’s beautiful and all my BFFs will be envious so the champagne is on me! 
            I have never been to Paris, but will get there later this year when we make our pilgirmage to The Country of our Ancestors.  Can’t wait! 

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            OMG! Bijou diamanté! You really are a lucky lady. Any idea where you’ll stay while there?

          • Call me Bee

            Oh I have no idea.  Suggestions?  I’m sure we’ll only be in Paris a couple of days–we’ll be spending much time in Estonia & other places in Scandinavia.  Hubs want to go back to Stockholm for sure…

      • http://www.theseabirdmonastery.co.uk/ Ailsa

        I am suuuper late to the party, but I had a weekend in Paris a couple of months ago and went to this bar! Unfortch the cocktails start at 17 euros and just go up and up. Even the Coke was like 8 euros. However! Pro tip: you can order takeaway boxes of macarons while you’re at the bar and avoid the queues and crush of the shop itself. And they are deeeeeelish.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/XPWSQ2BDU5XJIA23AMYVBRWZBA Eric

    Don’t go to Paris just for that bar – they’ve probably remodeled it three times since it was photographed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pamela-Diaz/1127090694 Pamela Diaz

    Uli back in Paris <3

  • libraangel

    S’il vous plait: adieu, Anthony Ryan!

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Oh if only. But we all know its not gonna happen. If they didn’t Auff him for that last cracktastic potato sack mumu, they never will.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

        Oh how right you are. That thing SUCKED in the worst way.

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        the great dirigible, i called it.

    • Lisa_Cop

      C’est dommage pour nous. He will win, rest assured:(

  • http://twitter.com/mktp michael tanner

    ULI FOR THE WIN BITCHES

    • EveEve

      please, please, please tell those of us who couldn’t watch – what was this week’s challenge?!  You will save me having to read 290 posts to try to figure it out!

      • MissAmynae

        Couture. Whirlwind trip to Paris for fabrics, sketching and kvetching.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    What the HELL is LK wearing?

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      LK?  lady klinique?  i’m lost here.  i must need a drink.

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        Laura Kathleen. For a woman who USA self professed lover of pretty, and a designer, to boot, she sure doesn’t do all that well dressing her own shape. She often chooses things that make her look shorter and wider than she is.
        This jumpsuit with the bozo pant legs isn’t helping her a bit.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

          Whither LK, Kiltd? She got the axe a while back. Might you be referring to our lovely, Germanic Uli and her billowy ensemble?

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            Hoo Boy!!!!!
            When I screw up I Really Screw Up!!
            (Laughing really loudly at myself now)

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

            ‘Tis nothing. What is something, though, is the deployment of cigarette pants on our boy Clinique there. So classy for Paris, no?

          • MilaXX

             as  long as you bring the virtual champagne, all is forgiven

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            (Opens new bottle)
            You mean this?
            (Handing you a glass)

          • MilaXX

            thank you love. Zoned out for a bit. Doc has me on benedryl eery 6 hours and I keep dozing off.

        • LCTerrill

          That’s Uli, dear. :)

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            So I see. LOL
            I got my blondes momentarily confused. P

          • Jena Marie DiPinto

            One is German and can kill you with a glance. The other one is Princess Muffy Entitledshire. Get it right, Kilty. ;)

          • LCTerrill

            HA! Precisely. No worries, Kiltd!

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    Ah the City of Light-I may have to end my boycott of PR to watch this.  I suspect Josh or Emilo will receive the au revoir tonight.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      I’m still betting on Joshy Poo to be going home tonight.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

        Possible that Emilio could go. I am blinded by my distaste for 95% of Josh’s stuff, but I do seem to recall a heinously constructed yellow number with Emilio’s name on it from last week…

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          He’s been off his game a good deal this season.

  • alyce1213

    It’s got to be Josh, right?  

    The lovely and/or beautiful Georgina Chapman has a fuzzy midriff.

    • 3boysful

       It SO annoys me how CM always intros her as “the beautiful Georgina Chapman.”  Is she not also talented?  (OK, I know there’s some debate there.)  Award-winning?  Commercially successful?  There’s got to be another adjective she can mix in there without sounding like GC’s only there for set decoration.

      And her fuzzy midriff bugs.

      • 3boysful

         Oh, and a big-ass glass of a smooth red.  Long day.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          Sorry to hear it was a tough one.

      • swissgirl

        How about, “The beautiful and talented Georgina Chapman who sleeps with fat gross pig billionaire Harvey Weinstein.”

        • alyce1213

          Ya think she does?  I’m not so sure.

          • swissgirl

            Well, she’s married to him and they have a baby daughter.

        • WhiteOprah

          Well, from all of the buzzing on the internet (Because everything on the internet is true), Harvey Weinstein has quite the rep for using his power and influence to bed many young starlets.  If I were Georgina, I don’t think I’d be all that disappointed to have someone else taking care of that department (Shudder).  

      • Spicytomato1

        Actually tonight she was called “exquisite.” I almost fell off my chair at the change in adjectives.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      That is a bizarre look-it’s as if she’s in molt.

    • NDC_IPCentral

      Which sort of begs for Fuzzy Navel jokes.  What an odd midriff for her dress though.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

        Ah! Fuzzy Navels all around!

        • CozyCat

          Oh, Fuzzy Navels (the drink, anyway) aren’t nearly strong enough to get us thru how P*ssed off we’re going to be in about 20 minutes….

  • libraangel

    I hate what the BEAUTIFUL Georgina is wearing, and I hate EVEN more what the DESIGNER (?) Cynthia is wearing. (How do these people become world famous designers?!)
    p.s. Uli is looking better every week.

  • http://www.facebook.com/suzie.vazquez Suzie Vazquez

    josh please

    • Joyce VG

       agreed.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

    It REALLY should be Josh. I know he actually made something good last week, but that was a fluke born out of SOMEONE ELSE giving him advice on what she wanted. Because HE doesn’t know how to dress a woman, I’m pretty sure. And I want Uli to win so bad, bless her cheerful German soul.

    • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

      If it makes you feel better, it probably will be Josh.  Didn’t Jay Nicholas win the last challenge and then get cut from the final 3?  Same thing with Jerell, yes?  So my guess is it will be Josh, but I’m hoping AR gets the cut because I just can’t stand his clothes and would prefer to watch the tacky train wreck Josh would put on than the sort of ill-fitted boring AR makes.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

    She was “the lovely” two or three weeks ago. I know, not any better.

    • Lisa_Cop

      That’s because Gretchen Moll was “the beautiful”.

  • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

    lovely bar!  i am deep in reading the game of thrones series, and somehow this decor seems appropo. some warm honey mead and a slice of sucking pig, sil vous plait.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Linda-Harris/1358701372 Linda Harris

    I would be very happy is Josh got cut

  • another_laura

    Please send Josh home.  We know that the man with the horrible hair will win but at least I could stand it if Josh weren’t there.  Last week’s survival of all four has to be because they wanted to send Josh home but he so clearly did so much better than that humiliating muumuu with a sash that AR brought.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

      “the man with the horrible hair” – excellent. I used to live with a guy friend an another girl, and we would always call Adam “the rooster” when he got out of bed and combed his hand through his forelock, thus causing it to stand up in the way that AR seems to cultivate purposefully. “Anthony Ryan, Roosterman and Designer of Bo-Ring Tight Sheath/Columns.”

      • AnneElliot

        I see his hair and all I think of is Eraserhead.  

  • LCTerrill

    Ohhh, Paris. I want to go to there. Stayed by the Sorbonne the last time, and I looooved it!

  • Pennymac

    I thought that bar looked familiar, having never been to Paris, I couldn’t understand why : )
    Georgina Chapman is being swallowed by a giant anemone, by the way….

  • MilaXX

    I got blocked by AR on twitter for saying he and Isaac should have been punched for that ugly mumu. Not my finest moment.

    Josh will go this week if he returns to his tacky ways. I am also concerned about Emilio.

    • carolclark12

       I can’t stop laughing about the possibility of punching Isaac for praising that godawful dress AR made.  Violence shouldn’t be this funny.

      • MilaXX

        Honestly it was in reply to a comment on my timeline about how unflattering the dresses were. The kerfluffle arose because AR was @ replied.

    • NDC_IPCentral

      Props to you for honest tweeting,MilaXX!  Speak truth to chicanery.

    • alyce1213

      Maybe you should have said “flogged.”

      I feel the same about Josh or maybe Emilio, who’s been losing his mojo lately.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/6PQUNH7VYANAXMRMEEM763V3EU victor liu

      Well now you won’t get to hear AR gloat when he inevitably wins. Think of it as a plus.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

      Oh, ’tis fine to be blocked by AR. I should think he’d be reticent regarding that sack, but you were bold enough to point out its shortcomings, which makes you the winner in that little passive exchange.

    • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

      Brilliant!  It was an ugly dress.  Truly ugly, that poor girl.

      • MilaXX

        Complete truth: e then replies something about turning the other cheek. To which I replied, well fine and take your ugly dress with you.

        • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

          High fives!  I’d definitely slap both his cheeks for his offense.  And that’s just for the dress, at least that hair wasn’t permanent.  Oy.

        • formerlyAnon

           Hmmm – and you’re usually so diplomatic! Tell the truth: was it him [his overpraised work] getting on your last nerve, or were the meds (with or without liquid assistance) urging you on to brutal honesty? ;)

          • MilaXX

            honestly I was just pissed at how blantanly biased PR is for AR’s win, Isaac’s obviously producer supplied compliments. The fact this was yet another “real woman” challenge where the designer couldn’t design for a non model body just pissed me off. I an honestly say wanting to punch him may not have been the best way to convey that,but I was surprised that he even bother to acknowledge my tweet. No meds or alcohol influenced my tweet, just anger. That’s why this season I’m skipping the “real woman” challenge altogether.

    • muzan-e

      I think in fact you win the internet for getting blocked by Anthony Ryan over a dress for a TV show.

      Bravo.

  • PaulaBerman

    One possibility is that they will find a way to cut Josh whether he deserves it or not. If they keep Josh, they would probably auf Emilio, even though I thought his work overall was great this season. BUT what will probably happen is the usual BS faux drama and then no auf– a Final Four after all. Sigh.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    I would say that they’re gunning for Josh, but I thought that the last time, too, and they not only sent him to the finals, they gave him second place, with ANYA in first. Ugh to both of them.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Further proof, (as if we needed it) of the utter ass-hattiness of the “judging”

  • alula_auburn

    Ooh la la!  I missed the lounge the last two weeks for family things (although seeing part of not last weeks but the week before with my fashion-loathing uncle was kind of hilarious.)  But I missed everyone here!

    Is it just me, or is the second bar pic a little TARDIS-y looking?

  • swissgirl

    Another question for the ages is why would Josh dress like such a moron in PARIS? What’s with the capri leggings? He’s auf’d tonight for sure.

    • 3boysful

       So, those would be, let’s see  . . . manpreggings?

      • alula_auburn

        “manpreggings” sends my fanfic-honed mind to an unfortunate place.

        • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

          LOL!  Too traumatizing to think about.

  • NDC_IPCentral

    Good grief, they’re dressed that way in PARIS??  Les Parisiennes must have been sneering up a storm.  I mean it.  Europeans judge appearances like Isaac only wish he could.  I made a point, when I was in Paris 10 years ago, to wear good shoes and a coordinated outfit that was as chic as dark November and being a traveler permitted.

    Well, then again, when the designers (term used loosely) packed for the show they may not have anticipated a little jet-setting.  But… Josh, for the lovea international relations……

    Otherwise, this will be a poor man’s version of that rather great Season 3 episode, and I, for one, will be comparing, as invidiously as all get-out.

    • Qitkat

      You know, you took the words right out of my mouth. I’d love to go to Paris, and one of my biggest concerns, seriously, is what I would and wouldn’t wear. Especially since I am footwear challenged for pain reasons.

      • NDC_IPCentral

        Girlfriend, my feet, which now are chemo-feet with peripheral neuropathy, are right in step with yours.  I would be more chausseur-challenged now than I was a decade ago, that’s for sure.  But I think there are reasonable choices beyond wearing sneakers, which the Euros just fall around laughing at.  I’m a big fan of Beautifeel shoes, which are cushioned for the thin soles of us peeps of a certain collagen-deficient age.

        • Qitkat

          I liked, but not because you have the chemo pn feet. So sorry that continues. Hope yours will be transitory. I’m not familiar with Beautifeel, will check them out.

        • Qitkat

          Oh my. Such an impressive selection of lovely shoes. And free returns. Ordinarily I would never consider ordering shoes without trying them on. Definitely worth considering. Thank you NDC.

          • NDC_IPCentral

            Qitkat, chemo-feet will take some time, and I may not recover full sensation, or… dum-de-dum-dummmm, they may worsen.  I was reading about chemo-feet in Susan Gubar’s “Living with Cancer” blog most recent post, and the comments really… well, they were a downer, mostly.  But each case is individual, so I’m going to hope that my nerves will regenerate just as my eyebrows sort of are starting to (mostly rather coarse stuff, but there’s the promise of more conventional hair).  As to Beautifeel, I found those first at Comfort One Shoes (Comfort AND Shoes?!?  What a concept!) in Washington, DC around 14/15 years ago, and they were a godsend.  Better sized toe-boxes, those cushioned innersoles, and designs that weren’t dreadful.  I never’ve worn Louboutins or Jimmy Choos, and I don’t plan on doing so in my 7th decade, but at least Beautifeel doesn’t scream “orthopedic/old foof.”

            I buy Beautifeels using the European sizing system, too, so if you don’t know your Euro size, get fitted so that you can order correctly.  Bon chance!

          • Call me Bee

            If I may chime in–I order ALL my shoes online.  I wear a 12N, and while I don’t have any particular foot problem, NO ONE in town, save for the Grandma stores, carries that size.  So I order online from Zappos, Shoebuy and Stuart Wetizman mostly,a nd send back what doesn’t fit well.  I learned really quickly which brands will fit.  So don’t shy away from ordering shoes–you can always return.

          • UsedtobeEP

            I am getting ready to go that route. 10N here. It is useless to try and buy shoes locally.

          • 3boysful

             J’adore Zappos.

          • formerlyAnon

             I also thank you for the Beautifeel recommendation. In my case it is A Knee.

            Re: chemo-feet, do not forget that people do tend to be more vocal when they are unhappy/dissatisfied. We like to put the suffering which is safely in the past out of our minds. And, you did have, if I recall, a near-textbook perfect experience with tumor-shrinking and surgery, which is unusual.  Perhaps your feet will also rebound optimally.

          • NDC_IPCentral

            I can only hope for the rebound, and thanks, formerlyAnon, for the buck-up remarks, since I’ve been feeling a little blue about the survival and recurrence statistics – Sword of Damocles, especially as I began to feel the first symptoms of my illness right about now, a year ago.  You cheered me up!

          • formerlyAnon

             Well, the statistics would make anyone blue once in a while, but unless they actually rain down upon you, I hope you can spend most of your time feeling/living like the happy minority.  I mean, SOMEbody has to be one of the best outcomes or else they wouldn’t be lurking there in the stats as well, right?

            I know it must be very hard living under that sword, sometimes. To be honest, that’s the reason I hate going for a mammogram. I just know that there are women sitting in the waiting room with me in utter dread, looking outwardly just like those of us who’ve been luckier. And I hate knowing that.

  • Qitkat

    POOF! They’re in Paris.
    SNORT! Cynthia Rowley always seems like she just finished a joint. 
    WTH is The Beautiful Georgina wearing?
    PLEASE send AR home. No? Josh? No? Emilio? No? Just not my Uli. 
    CHEERS everybody! Wish I was there too.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

      Yes, keep Uli. Begone others, I care not.

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      did georgie tie a chicken around her waist?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Murphy.J.Colin Colin Murphy

    The only one I’m confident WONT get cut is Uli. I think that if Ryan completely fails he could have a 50% 50% chance of going home against Josh. But if Emilio fails completely he could go home too. 

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      any of the boys can go, if you ask me.

  • Girl_With_a_Pearl

    And will the be asked to design an outfit inspired by Paris or some section of Paris?  Why they just might do that.

  • guest2visits

    Sure looks like they supplied a jacket for Josh.  No jacket: no entre vous. No cheesy tanks shall pass!  The House of V; after all.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

      OMG you’re so right. He hasn’t been seen in anything but a hiddy fluorescent tank for weeks. Of course, he did bring out the leopard slippers to add some class…

      • guest2visits

        They are leopard!  I wonder if they’re Valentino. Like from the from the Valentino gift shop! (little teehee).

      • another_laura

        And Josh couldn’t resist szhooszhing the sleeves of the blazer.  The jacket equivalent of capris, non?

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

          True. He did say when he was talking to his Veteran last week that as far as “don’t ask, don’t tell” went, no one even had to ask when it came to him. If you wrote “manpris, leopard slippers, hiddy tank top, and pushed-up blazer arms with bronzer and gelled hair” you could only interpret him as exactly who he is.

    • Polka_Dotty

      Josh wore that blazer (with the rose on the lapel) last week in a talking head. Only Emilio looks like an actual businessperson.

      • l_c_ann

        I thought Anthony Ryan’s floral print jacket was worse.  I do hate the prints that look as if they were pulled before all the colors were run.

  • Stubenville

    Hmmm… if this episode is as cracktastic as last week’s perhaps we’d better nibble something to take the edge off of the liquor. Some  Ladurée macarons perhaps?   

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      would you like some of my suckling pig?

      • Stubenville

        Perhaps I’ll have a nibble. I’m afraid quantities of hard liquor will be required tonight.

  • Stubenville

    I know it’s not going to happen, but I wish they’d the designers them more than thirty seven minutes to whip up a couture gown. And something more specific than “make a pretty dress.”  And since they’re at Maison Valentino, this would be the perfect challenge to make them all use the same color of fabric – Valentino red!

    • formerlyAnon

       Though then Valentino would have to retain the right to own the dresses, so they could be burnt lest unauthorized hideousities in Valentino red be seen in the land.

  • Stubenville

    Schmauff? Hope for AR, will settle for Josh, afraid everyone is going to get a pony again.  :^/

  • Pennymac

    Ugh. Rewatching Isaac’s fawning over AR from last week is nauseating. I’m going to decide to LOVE Anthony Ryans design this week, in the hope that “They always auf the one I love” will come true. Otherwise, I think Josh will be going home.

  • Call me Bee

    harsh underlighting is not my idea of fun, but I’m game.  Perhaps if everyone has enough champagne, we won’t see each other’s crepey necks and nose hair.  :) 
    As for PR–whatevs. 

    • Stubenville

      Uplighting makes everyone look vaguely satanic.

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        i just watched an episode of american horror story, so that seems appropriate.

  • wawawah

    All I can say is MERDE! 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

    Georgina looks like she has extremely droopy boobs.

    Is Uli wearing Hammer pants?

  • Stubenville

    I wonder if Joanna and Georgina deign to fly commercial?

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      well certainly first class if at all.

  • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

    before we get started, may i state one of my many peeves about the beautiful georgie?  it’s the way she constantly talks about “the eye”.  who’s eye?  what eye?  i half expect her to take out one of hers and roll it across the stage.  own your own opinions lady, it’s your eye you’re talking about! 

    • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

      Alastor Moody’s magical eye?  Who knows?  My personal eye is drawn towards that lower set of feathered boobs she’s cultivating there.

  • alula_auburn

    :head tilt: couture is a “style”?  My editorial finger is twitching.

    eta: my eighteen-month-old niece constantly says “ohh, wowww,” exactly the way Anthony Ryan just did. And now all adults in my family do.

    • Stubenville

      Let me top off your glass – you’re gonna need lots of liquor.

      • alula_auburn

        LOL, especially since I’m critiquing college application essays during the commercials.

        • Stubenville

          Let me get you a bottle.

    • Qitkat

      lol
      Our family went through this a while back, everything was *look at that!*
      I do hope no one was unjustly injured during this episode of PR (referring to your college essay critiques).

      • alula_auburn

        haha, see, I snark here to get it out of my system so I can be sweet for the students.  

  • dschubba

    Those bar chairs remind me of the crap they put in my old student union after they renovated.

  • zelavie

    It looks like Joshua is wearing either Crocs or house slippers.  IN THE HOUSE OF VALENTINO.

  • Pennymac

    Will they get more than 37 minutes to make a couture gown? (cough, cough) 

  • Polka_Dotty

    Obviously packing only took 10 seconds. In real time. All they had to do was throw their schmattas in a baggie…

  • Stubenville

    Dinner? Before dark? In Paris?

    • Pennymac

       Gotta film that stuff as cheaply as possible, with the natural light…

      • Stubenville

        They could have just had drinks. Speaking of which…

    • NDC_IPCentral

      If they were there mid-summer, and it looks as though they might have been (heat: see Josh fanning himself at the V show), the sun probably didn’t set until 10 or later.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

    Like a straight guy at a baseball game? Really?

  • Stubenville

    3000 Euros? Holy crap!

    • Lisa_Cop

      That about $4500!

  • zelavie

    Wow – nice budget!

  • Pennymac

    Ok, somebody convert 3000 Euros quick. How much US is that?
     

    • zelavie

      $3,981

    • Pennymac

       $3900.00 and some change….

    • NDC_IPCentral

      Around $4500 or so, the rough calculation is half-again, but a Currency Converter could give you a more exact calculation.

  • Stubenville

    Black? Risky? Bwahaha!

  • Jasmaree

    “I’m gonna go with black. This may be risky!”

    Have you ever even seen an episode of PR?

  • NDC_IPCentral

    JOSH!!  Finds the most hideous fabric.  Does he have a No-Taste radar?

    • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

      Could it be a conspiracy?  Could they have paid him off to make the most obnoxious pile of tacky in PR history?  

      Then again, it could just be Josh having to exorcise the excess tacky out of his body after having to pretend he was a normal, non-sociopathic human last week…

  • Call me Bee

    The House of Valentino!!!  Would that we could all get a tour, hey?   Did you catch that pink coat?  I die! 

  • Stubenville

    Dear god – AR and Josh are dressed like clowns for the defile.

  • Polka_Dotty

    3,000 Euros = $3981. Thank you, show, for making me do my own research.

    • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

      Hahaha. Josh spent nearly $4,000 on that floral nonsense. My mind boogles. I can see Emilio’s at least looks really expensive. No idea what AR will turn out but I do hope Uli’s Gladiator Alligator turns out fab.

      • Stubenville

        He probably spent $100 and blew the rest on bronzer and hair gel in the duty free shop at the airport.

  • dschubba

    Shenanigans. There’s no way Emilio ranked Joanna Coles before Anna Wintour.

    • blondie65

      The producers made him say it in that order. No doubt. Then he threw up.

      • Lisa_Cop

        Because I’m so disgusted with this show I will divulge that Joanna lives at 93rd & Riverside Drive in NYC. We live 2 blocks away & my husband often sees her leaving in the morning.

  • alula_auburn

    Oy, hearing the designers talk about couture is like teaching an English class to first years who just discovered post-modernism.  Lots of pretension, lots of words that don’t mean what they think they mean, and producing a strong desire to drink.

    • formerlyAnon

       Folk-punk sounds awful. (And I like folk & punk more than most people I know.) But I’d buy an album with that title. Just to see what the  minds behind the title were up to.

  • Call me Bee

    Uli’s dress could be fabulous.  Or totally ugly. 
    I’m concerned.

    • Pennymac

       My thoughts exactly. Alligator/Gladiator is not a pretty description.

  • zelavie

    Josh, that is a hot mess.

  • guest2visits

    Gorgeous, gorgeous fabric Emilio.  Hope he keeps the black flower appliques. 

    Josh looks like he picked fabric for future tank tops.

  • Laure G

    Finally! For once I’m watching PR live so I get to comment on T Lounge! Whoo!

    Anyway, i just noticed that Emilio is the only one with a colorful, not textured, fabric…. except for that floral print Josh has. Which, actually, speaking of Josh that floral print with the textured black fabric just doesn’t work for me.

  • Stubenville

    Josh’s fabric is usually made into tea cozies…

    • Pennymac

       Are tea cozies usually made from tacky overpriced prints with colors only Josh could love?

      • Stubenville

        My apologies; apparently I’ve insulted the entire tea cosy industry.

        • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

          i have a tea cozy with frieda kahlo on it.

  • Jasmaree

    Josh is going home. No way they’re gonna let him get away with that hideous mismatched print.

  • carolclark12

    I haven’t been paying attention, just sort of listening to it in the background.  Finally, I looked at the tv in time to see that flowered cotton that Josh chose.  Why doesn’t Joanna just go ahead and send him home now?

  • Peeve

    Holy fuck, Batman! Josh’s looks even worse put together!

    • Call me Bee

      Oh my gosh.  I just caught a glimpse of Josh’s dress–YIKES! 

      • Peeve

         I know, right? He might have been able to pull off a Jeffrey (doubtful, but hey, a girl can dream) if he’d not gone to the black lace. Eeeeuuwwww.

  • NDC_IPCentral

    Oh man, what is with these designers?  Of course, they’re tired, exhausted from their trans-Atlantic venture, but…. Josh’s choice is Michael’s Crafts.  How in the world can he think that cheap looking floral print qualifies as “couture?”

    Emilio’s overthinking and is going to muck up his design…. NO SLEEVES, or at least no 17th C Dutch matron sleeves, please.

    Can’t make a determination on either Uli’s or AR’s, but Uli’s transparent base has to require a lot of fitting and finishing….

    • Polka_Dotty

      Well, we already know that AR’s design will be chic, fresh and young!

  • Polka_Dotty

    “My designers went to Paris and all they brought back were these tacky fabrics.”

  • dschubba

    AR only had half as long as everyone else! It’s gonna make his win that much more impressive!

  • zelavie

    All the great couturiers use glue guns!

  • Peeve

    I know it’s been said a million times, but why the hell do they give them money for all these expensive fabrics, and then give them no time? Especially for this challenge. I would love to see something that would knock my socks off.

    • dschubba

      I can’t help but flash back to the S3 Paris trip. At least they gave them a couple of days that time.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

      Agreed! There hasn’t been a challenge yet that gave them enough time to be creative, execute well, sleep on it, and have time for revisions. It mostly boils down to who gets lucky and has the right idea right off the bat.

  • dschubba

    In all seriousness, Joshua’s floral fabric reminds me of a last-minute Halloween costume I wore in the 9th grade.

    • Polka_Dotty

      But did you think to pair it with black lace?

      • dschubba

        I might have. I was going as “ugly”.

    • Call me Bee

      It looks like 70s quilt fabric–and quilt fabric was really ugly in the 70s.
       

    • CozyCat

      When they showed the work in progress, I had hopes.  Somehow working a print like that in with the black lace could have been really inventive and elegant.  But just making the skirt out of the print does nothing.

  • NDC_IPCentral

    Well the producers have managed to squeeze the Paris trip, the fabric purchase, the Valentino show and the sewing of the gowns into 30 minutes.  So we have to faff around for another 27 minutes now for a runway of 4 dresses and the pontifications and insults of the judges.  Now that’s high-quality TeeVee.

    Not.

  • http://profiles.google.com/officerbb Florence Busby

    I need Uli’s fabrics. now. please.

  • Stubenville

    Oooh! GC is “exquisite” this week.

  • Polka_Dotty

    Georgina got a promotion! No longer beautiful, now the EXQUISITE Georgina Chapman.

    • MoHub

       Noticed that as well. I’ve found myself listening carefully every week to catch Georgina’s “adjective of the episode.”

  • Stubenville

    Clash is right, Josh.

  • Stubenville

    AR – moth eaten LBD

  • Stubenville

    Ulis? Too sexy?

  • MintaHallWriter

    Josh has GOT to be aufed tonight. His dress is hiddy-hiddy-hiddy. The other three did great.

     

  • Stubenville

    Emilio – expensive pup tent.

  • Peeve

    As much as I liked Emilio’s fabric earlier, it looks a little upholstery now.

  • Laure G

    Josh. No. That’s just bad.

    Emilio. Good job.

    Well, at least, blonde host lady french pronunciation is better than Heidi’s.

    • Pennymac

      Until she pronounced tete a tete as Tet Tet Tet.

      • Laure G

        True… lol… My little french ass will take anything. T.T

      • AnneElliot

        And “haute couture.”  The H is silent!!!

        • MoHub

           It’s still better than chefs who say “aw zhoo” and add insult to injury by using the phrase as a noun. Evidently, no one takes French in school any more.

      • carolclark12

        I cringed when she was trying to say, “Creme de la creme,” but instead said, “creme of the creme.”  She actually said, “creme of the creme.”  As I type that, hours later, I’m still shaking my head.

  • Call me Bee

    I hate to say this, by Emilio’s does actually look the most couture! 

  • NDC_IPCentral

    Emilio’s taste and construction skills on display.  Well done, sir.

  • Pennymac

    AR! You models hair matches you! *Shocked face*

    • AnneElliot

      I saw the models in the finale preview and I knew which was AR’s because of the matching hair.  Please.

  • MintaHallWriter

    I like all of Emilio, Anthony Ryan and Uli.  Josh is just hiddy.
     

  • Stubenville

    “I’ve seen that dress everywhere.” Really Isaac? On what planet?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

      I hate those comments. I’m fairly sure that every dress that has ever been made on PR has been made before in a somewhat similar way. People have been wrapping themselves in fabric for millions of years.

  • Peeve

    Wow–the judges are sure pulling punches with Josh!

  • blondie65

    well…i’m just gonna say…when Emilio’s walked….I held my breath…

    • MoHub

      Yes! I watched and said, “My Emilio is back!” And he should have had the win rather than AR, although I wasn’t in the least surprised when the winner was announced.

  • MintaHallWriter

    If anyone but Josh is aufed it’s a sin…

  • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

    isaac discussing emilio’s dress:  we don’t need to see your ankles, isaac, we know what the word means.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    They’re just trying to scare us by being mean to Uli, right?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PBGUD7Y6KYRNL7PCKYNPD2UGSM Carol

      Man, I hope so!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3JSTXMWWVZN2QNP2UEKJMTWD7U Isabel

    Anthony’s dress – I’ve seen it before!

    a fancy version of  Mrs. O’Brien of Downtown Abbey only dress.

    • dschubba

       No no no, Tobey Maguire wore it in Spider-Man 3, when Peter was infected by that symbiote.

  • Peeve

    Oh, please. Like Uli and Josh are so close!

  • Stubenville

    Emilio was robbed.

  • dschubba

    Truly, Anthony Ryan is the son of God.

    • alula_auburn

      He can’t even fake modesty or surprise any more.  He knows he could send a model down in a Snuggie and Isaac would wet himself.

  • zelavie

    ugh.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TD3V5M36HNO6PDJVQRAM5JLO6I Mary Ann

    OMG – How did Emilio not win this challenge?

    • MoHub

      Simple. He’s not Anthony Ryan.

  • blondie65

    Well…it’s  clear Emilio and AR are safe…IT HAD BETTER BE JOSH WHO GOES. That is all.

  • Pennymac

    Wha????????????? Really?

    • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

      Ridiculous. AR is the golden child and apparently can do no wrong. He should have been gone last week for that horrid dress. Emilio really deserved the win this week.

  • MintaHallWriter

    Oh, please. Anthony Ryan wins AGAIN????  Seriously?  Over Emilio’s dress???
    Anyone betting against AR over everyone else in the finals isn’t paying attention.

    • ThaliaMenninger

       Maybe instead of Anthony Ryan, we should just call him Of Course.

      • libraangel

        or God of Isaac

  • dschubba

    Fuck this “extra challenge” noise. Uli’s better than whatever nonsense they’re about to put her through.

  • kipper

    Shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU….. zzzzzzzzzz

  • Peeve

    You have GOT to be kidding! God, this add-on challenge sucks!

  • Stubenville

    What bullshit it this? 

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

    What?? Fashion death match? 

  • Pennymac

    GAWD, why am I watching this dreck? Because of Uncles T and Lo and my fellow Bitter Kittens. I certainly am NOT enjoying PR anymore….

    • Call me Bee

      Me neither.  You can only throw so much popcorn at the TV….

  • Laure G

    Ugh, another week for AR. Such a disappointment. Emilio’s was a 100x better!

  • Call me Bee

    “Of course” AR win with his Morticia dress in which the model could not walk.  Should have gone to Emilio.  And Uli messed up.  But how could they not decide to send Josh home?  How..?  HOW!!!!???!?

  • BobStPaul

    Give me a break.  Anthony Ryan’s boring dress for the win?  Utter bullshit.  Talk about a dress that’s been seen before….  Not crazy about Uli’s but it’s infinitely better than Josh’s.  And Emilio really came through this time and definitely deserved the win.  I’m not sure I’ll even bother watching the finale.  

  • blondie65

    Well. Fuck.  No words.

  • BuffaloBarbara

    Oh, now what?

    And yes, Emilio deserved that win.  That was gorgeous.  I’ve never seen the judges run up and feel the fabric before.  I wanted to feel it myself!  Delish.

    AR’s was good, but Emilio’s was better.

    Josh, love ya hon, but that fabric was couture upholstery.

    • AnneElliot

      Josh’s fabric looked like a plastic picnic tablecloth I used to have.  Or some really gaudy quilting fabric.  Or both.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3JSTXMWWVZN2QNP2UEKJMTWD7U Isabel

      I guess that Issac has never worked with such a fabric? Mmmm

  • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

    much as i hate to agree with the judges, uli should have done some else about that lining.  i would rather have seen the skirt unlined, and the back without the illusion netting if possible.  otherwise i loved her dress.  AR’s was ho-hum, just another black lace dress.  emilio’s was beautiful, but also done before.  it would fit right into a valentino collection from previous years.  josh?   WTF girl.

  • guest2visits

    No. It belonged to Uli you asshats (judges);   Look at the entire season. Who do they want to see on the runway?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

    What can they possibly do in 8 minutes?

    • MoHub

       Eight minutes airtime; 1 hour in real time.

  • dschubba

    Just, stop. Just send Josh home.

    • Laure G

      Yes, this! This is ridonkulous. For this stupidity, the judges should be forced to sit there and watch them for the whole hour.

  • Stubenville

    What, no flaming hoops to jump through?

  • CozyCat

    Speaking to the commercials (since the outcome is too predictable to be comment worthy):  I thought Lifetime had hit bottom with the Dancing Child Abuse Show.  But now they have the “Let’s Make Fun of Women with Large Breasts” show.  If this is “television for women,” I may have to get a sex change–then I can watch ”1000 Ways to Kill Yourself Doing Something Stupid  or “Ultimate Punch and Kick another Guy with No Rules” on FX….

  • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

    Dear god, are you fucking kidding me? One muthafucking hour to make a new dress…on the runway!!! OMG, it’s made me so crazy I’m using multiple exclamation points which I HATE.

  • Pennymac

    DECONSTRUCTION DEATH MATCH

  • MintaHallWriter

    Uli–like being in the HUNGER GAMES!  Yup…

  • NDC_IPCentral

    Uli looks pissed.  And I would be tool  Yup, Frau Herzner, The Hunger Games.

    • alula_auburn

      I loved how there was like a one second flash on her face, like “I have played nice and fair the whole time and you seriously are putting me in sudden death overtime with this florescent chimpanzee?”

      • Pennymac

         LOL at florescent chimpanzee!!!!!!

        • BethR52

          Me too!  Great description!

      • Stubenville

        This.

    • SRQkitten

      She nailed it exactly. Hunger games, yes, indeed.

      And we the viewers are still hungry for some real fashion design.

      Yeah, Cynthia, if it is a “F*CK YOU,” well deserved too!

      Such nonsense….

      srq

      • MoHub

         But I loved Cynthia for saying that.

        • SRQkitten

          Yes, I give her points for being honest enough to see it and acknowledge it.

          And MOHub you are SO right about the likelihood of Bravo era designers winning the Lifetime All stars. Which is tragic cause IMO Bravo seasons were far more about design rather than drama.

          srq

  • jilly_d

    an amazing amount of fuckery squeezed into just one hour of television.

    • Qitkat

      and an even more amazing amount of fuckery squeezed into just one minute of television.

  • tinyredlocks

    What is this fuckery? I can’t …

  • MintaHallWriter

    Josh’s look doesn’t look much different except in hemline. Uli’s does…

  • VanessaDK

    Is anyone else seeing endless ads for personal injury lawyers? Lifetime is the pits.

    • Jena Marie DiPinto

      I’m getting vaguely racist loans from vaguely Native American loan shark commercials featuring this beautiful young brunette with her hair in a smooth ponytail and shockingly white teeth, a vaguely racist tribal drumbeat in the background. I think the idea is “you stole our land, we steal your money and good credit”.

      • MoHub

         Western Sky is run from the Cheyenne River Sioux Reservation. My husband calculated the repayment percentages, and borrowers wind up paying usurious interest that brings them to hundreds of times the original loan amount.

  • alula_auburn

    This is ree-damn-diculous, but how much do I love Uli’s Hunger Games riff?

    Seriously, if they think they can justify giving this to Josh, I want what they’re smoking.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

      But it’s SO DIFFERENT! He, like, cut off pieces and turned around the top!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

    Oh, come on now!

  • Peeve

    What kind of fuckery is this? (To quote Amy Winehouse)

  • dschubba

    I’m calling Anthony Ryan as the winner of the fashion deathmatch. If not him, then Uli.

    • OrigamiRose

      Project Deathmatch does have a much more honest ring to it at this point, doesn’t it?

    • MoHub

       I think Uli not only had the better rework, but she had to go to the finals because Lifetime needs to throw a sop to the Bravo viewers by making sure one Bravo-era designer is in it at the end. However, Uli won’t win because Lifetime has to maintain the idea that its PR designers are better than the Bravo designers.

      I suspect that after the coming season, when Lifetime will officially have more seasons of PR than Bravo did, the Powers That Be will dispense with recognizing any Bravo designers in future All Stars competitions.

  • blondie65

    ULI ULI ULI

  • Call me Bee

    OK so now absolutely love Cynthia Rowley! 

    • MoHub

       I never liked her until this time around. Still don’t care for her designs, though.

  • Laure G

    For this stupidity, the judges should be forced to sit there and watch them for the whole hour.

    I just noticed… but what the fuck is Georgina wearing?

    • Laure G

      Ooof! Okay, Uli’s still here. That’s all that matters.

  • Stubenville

    Isaac, you’re no Jerry Lewis.

    • OrigamiRose

      I disagree, but only because I think he’s like Jerry when he guested on “SVU” as Munch’s crazy uncle who went off his meds.

  • NDC_IPCentral

    Uli’s reimagined dress is really good!!  What creativity.  She can design.

    • Call me Bee

      Yes!  Totally loved the little jacket! 

    • libraangel

      And she got her sweet deserved revenge when she used the lining to make such an interesting dress!

  • Fordzo

    Does the runway part of the show look weird on anyone else’s TV tonight?

  • Stubenville

    Thank God. 

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

    YES!!! 

  • OrigamiRose

    Could Uli be any more wonderful?  

  • MintaHallWriter

    At LEAST they picked the right one to keep!!!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/XPWSQ2BDU5XJIA23AMYVBRWZBA Eric

      Josh is much nicer than he was on Season 9, but I am so glad Uli is going to the finals.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TD3V5M36HNO6PDJVQRAM5JLO6I Mary Ann

    Uli is not only an awesome designer, but probably the nicest person to ever be on PR.

    • OrigamiRose

      Truly, I wanted to hug the screen for her kindness in that moment.  

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      my husband has a crush on her.

      • Addictedtowhitewater

         I think I might have a crush on her too and I am a straight woman. If anything I wish I had her grace, composure, and kindness!

        • libraangel

          I’m straight, and me too – love Uli!

  • BuffaloBarbara

    Cynthia Rowley for permanent judge!  I loved that she pointed out what everyone noticed about Uli’s dress… and loved it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2052589 Merrie Davidson

    4 days! Why do I want to see the collection? Nope. Don’t care.

  • zelavie

    I actually really like Joshua’s second dress.  He managed to make the lace and floral work really well.  Uli’s was, of course, far superior, and I’m pleasantly surprised that the judges stopped dancing around and gave her the rightful spot in the final 3.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/XPWSQ2BDU5XJIA23AMYVBRWZBA Eric

      Joshua actually managed to make the fabric combination work. The shorter skirt was crisp and flirty and the lace added some interest without dominating. It helped that there was black in the print to tie them together. Still, Uli’s was better.

      • Call me Bee

        Yes–Uli’s was more of an interesting design.  Josh re-made a fairly simple dress and let the fabrics do the work. 

        • Stubenville

          But, but, but he hemmed it and turned the beat around turned the bodice around. 
          Meanwhile Uli made a new dress and a cropped lace jacket.

          • http://profile.yahoo.com/XPWSQ2BDU5XJIA23AMYVBRWZBA Eric

             I agree- he didn’t do much, but he did edit, and that’s something he had a lot of trouble with in season 9.  Uli’s rework does show more imagination – though I wonder if the dress would look as nice without the jacket.

          • libraangel

            I just LOVED it when Uli said that she used the lining to make the second dress! The look on the judges’ faces! FU INDEED!

      • Melvis Velour

        I knew Uli had it when Georgina was visibly startled by the reconstruction when it came around the screen…  Francine honey, you can stop screaming into the phone, Uli and Emilio are in :)

    • BuffaloBarbara

      Josh’s was definitely better the second time around, and the floral didn’t look as much like upholstery in a cute, kicky little short skirt. But yes, Uli’s… way better.  That would have made a lovely look for an evening party.

  • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

    And now what is this fuckery? Double Divas? And you know, I’m going to have to watch it and snort.

    • OrigamiRose

      I’ve seen so many ads for that show and don’t get it.  Is it about women who wear double-letter bras?

      • BrooklynBomber

        I think it’s about the deep emotional problem of buying underwear, and the angel women who make it all okay.

        • OrigamiRose

          Best description ever *grin*

    • BuffaloBarbara

      I actually could see it as an interesting one-shot, especially following a fashion show.  It’s actual useful information on “television for women.”

      But a whole SERIES?  We’re seriously going to see one week after another about how to fit bras?

      • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

        Yup. My one time viewing is done and I never have to do it again. Despite the ginormous boobies.

        • pdquick

           They lost me on the “I’m  not an escort; I’m a housewife,” who when she started trying on stuff for the camera was clearly the latter.

    • NDC_IPCentral

      “What Not To Wear” season celebrity (alas) is on TLC right now (10pm EDT), and there’s much better thinking and sharper writing than what Lifetime spews out….

      • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

        I should have taken your advice and switched over. That was the most scripted “reality” show I’ve ever seen. And their cackling was most shrill and irksome.

    • MoHub

      I’m a small woman with fairly large boobs (32D), and I can assure you that I have no desire to see this program.

  • dschubba

    I’m not gonna lie, that was kind of a cool twist, but there’s no way anyone with at least one functioning cornea could look at Uli and Joshua and deem it “too close to call”. I’d love to see that type of tiebreaker deployed in a situation that actually warranted it.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Like maybe last week, between Of Course and Emilio.

      • MoHub

         Well, I’m glad it didn’t happen last week because AR would have gone through no matter what Emilio did.

    • Introspective

      This. I cannot imagine that the ugliest of floral dreck churned out by Josh was actually billed as being in the same stratosphere as Uli’s first or even her 2nd garment.

      I cant even. The judges totally infuriated me with this “sew off”. What an insult to Uli. And the AR fix is still in. just wont stop. Emilio was cheated out of a genuine win. Makes for about the 2nd or 3rd time this happened already. Annoying.

      • libraangel

        EXACTLY. I agree with your every word!

    • libraangel

      Exactly

  • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

    cynthia rowley is fucking hilarious.  ”a big fuck you to the us (the judges)”.  an admirable potty mouth, too bad they had to bleep her. 

  • Stubenville

    “N” cup? Dear lord!

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      i am strangely drawn to watch the spectacle of enormous tits.  does lifetime employ witchcraft?

      • Judy_J

        That poor woman with the ginormous breasts…I would definitely look into breast reduction if I were her.

        • Stubenville

          I hope the divas at least get her into something comfortable. Those straps look liked they were carving grooves in her shoulders,

        • Addictedtowhitewater

           I can only imagine the endless back pain she must deal with…ouch!

        • pdquick

           Bless their hearts. Those girls look like busted up drag queens who will throw reall big bras at women–and now, little ones at men, who will appropriately run away. And there’s a fashion show where “Momma was wooried about your potatoes and banana,” which thanks to her wraparound, we never get to see.

  • OhSayNow

    I was not really feeling Emilio’s Dress, all I could see was The Handmaid’s Tale. Also, ten hours for a couture challenge…ugh.

    • muzan-e

      At first, the brutal time-limit baffled me. What on earth was the point of bothering with a couture challenge at all, if you’re not going to give them time to really show off their flawless tailoring, their precision, their painstaking devotion to tiny, hand-fashioned details? After all, some of the remaining contestants have spent the entire season riding on their excellent tailoring and devotion to handmade details - 

      And it suddenly became crushingly clear.

    • libraangel

      They said they were judging them on their tailoring skills, then give them no time ?!

  • Geoffrey Maugham

    Actually, those chairs are very comfortable. We were there a couple years ago.

  • l_c_ann

    None of the fabric looked like 3000 euros, much less 3000 euros each.

  • Girl_With_a_Pearl

    A whole lot of shenanigans during the judging portion (as usual).  Emilio should have won.  AR wins instead in a dress that reminded me of one Michael C. did in his first season, only not as well.  Ulli has to do a dress in an hour against Josh?  WTF

  • Lilithcat

    This evening sure went from the sublime to the ridiculous.

    Emilio was robbed, and Joshua’s taste is still all in his mouth.

    • Qitkat

      Lucky you. Must have been an exquisite evening at SAIC. The school I would have loved to have attended.

  • guest2visits

    Poor Uli; what a crappy thing to do to both of them – it was such an unnecessary and mean little game to pull at the end.
    Dance! Dancing monkeys! Dance!   As if PR hasn’t already shown complete contempt for designers. Beware; if you know how to
    sew and have a head full of ideas that you’d like to build on - Lifetime has a dark little dungeon waiting; it’s called Project Runway.
     
    I think I liked Emilio’s more before Joanna’s visit. Uli’s too. But he really couldn’t go wrong with his fabric, and the silhouette was
    a classic one.  And yes, Isaac the dress would work perfectly at various lengths; because that was the nature of the design. And if
    the judges expected MORE from Emilio or any of them.. how?… they wasted nearly 4000.00 dollars and a plane trip to run back
    and vomit something stupendous out in one day.    I thought Emilio’s was the best tonight.
    As for Anthony’s I didn’t think black was a risky choice at all, although the fabrics looked interesting pieced together.
    But without a lining, it’s a couture nightie. It looked very negligee to me.
    I liked Josh’s idea of the black lace and the floral; but the top didn’t fit, the skirt needed more design.
    Uli’s looked more avant garde to me; and I liked the back a lot more than the judges. Both of the re-designed dresses were
    better; Uli came up with something amazing, and Josh’s was an improvement – but not to level of the judges’ wonderous praise.
    They both deserved a special award for not stabbing any of the judges with something sharp (no wonder they all fled the room);
    and for keeping it together long enough to create something unique and pretty and worthwhile; in an hour!

     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

    • Addictedtowhitewater

       It was painful to watch Uli describe her re-worked outfit as it really sounded like she was on the verge of tears throughout. Josh won some respect from me in his treatment of the veteran last week and he has been much more tolerable overall this season but to imply that there was any contest between his gown and Uli’s was insane. Uli has shown herself to be a true designer as well as a professional *and* a kind and generous person. If I were ever so lucky I would love to have Uli design something for me because I know that from start to finish she would make me feel respected, heard, and beautiful.

      • guest2visits

        I know; what exactly did they need to describe?  “this was the last humiliating trick I had to perform before I could
        get the hell out of here. the end”    I thought Uli looked like she felt; how many hours in the air, and all the racing
        around to get Lifetime their soap opera?

      • libraangel

        I am SOOOOOO angry how they treated poor Uli! Like she had to prove herself – NOT!

    • AnneElliot

      Didn’t they do the same thing last year on The Fashion Show on Bravo?  Isaac was a judge on that show too.  

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/2JLWFTPQMKBY3AA444RMKERJ7M Hans

    Observations:
    1. Emilio’s looked like a bedspread from JCPenney.  Could it be a clue to next years corporate sponsor? Hint, hint?
    2. Seemed the producers really wanted to keep Joshua despite clearly being the worst this week, so they come up with this wacky one hour rework believing that Uli would not be able to rework hers due to it’s construction.  Afterall, Joshua had 50 yards of Waverly Puke de la Primtemps Percale to work with.  But alas, he was still beaten.
    3. Why not save the production costs of the Paris trip and give the designers longer to complete the gowns even if they had to use fabric from Mood?
    4. Four days to prepare for the final runway?  What has this show become?

    • pdquick

      Emilio made the dress he should have made at first. Ulli mada a dress that was in fact, a f*** you to the judges, with draped lining material, and the judges loved it.

      • MoHub

         Emilio? Don’t you mean Josh?

  • wawawah

    Watching last weeks episode …watching Mizerablerahi squeal in defense of AR’s sack! :)

    • bluefish

      Mizerablerahi is brilliant.  Thanks for a good chuckle.  Will never think of him in any other way from now on!

  • wawawah

    ULI looks like she belongs in the VALENTINO WORLD! Josh…honey it’s Maria Grazia…not grazie. Those red candles on the SEINE…God I  love tacky AMERICAN productions!

  • wawawah

    AR’s blue floral jacket….dosen’t Betty White have one like that?

  • bertkeeter

    Have to say Anthony n Uli selected the best represntation of couture fabrics…Emilo third n Josh…..4th , although like his idea of a vibrant floral with the black n white lace…just wrong floral…

  • bertkeeter

    ULI’s gown is Exciting …it is DIVINE!

  • bertkeeter

    Like EMILIOS take on brocade…CHIC….

  • bertkeeter

    Great lace dress AR! X

  • bertkeeter

    LOVE ULIS hair styling on her girl!

  • bertkeeter

    Yeah..CM, that’s why MCQUEEN hung himself! In one hour , standing on one leg, with dull scissors and no lights…and on a stage! CRUEL!

  • bertkeeter

    ULI’S second dress is amazing!  Love the jacket!

  • bertkeeter

    Good job Joshua…you gave good runway! X

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002142228959 Kathy Caldwell

    They are humiliating Uli because she allows them to. Bastards!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002142228959 Kathy Caldwell

    I am so angry about the way Uli has been treated. If it were anyone other than her she would have pitched a diva fit. Imagine Laura Bennet asked to reproduce a winning look in an hour. I call BS! She is being treated like the “old” gal in the group so unfairly.

    Makes my blood boil, that.

    • CozyCat

      Actually LB is an incredibly rapid sewer.  In her season she was turning stuff out faster than anyone else and had a fully finished collection ready for Tim’s visit–then scrapped it and did ANOTHER collection.  She would eat these people for breakfast in an hour-long challenge.
      BUT:  I wonder if Uli’s performance tonight will help shift the judges away from AR…..

      • SRQkitten

        I don’t think so. I think Uli’s biggest handicap is one that she can do nothing about – she’s a contestant from the good-ol’ Bravo days and I just don’t see the twits at Lifetime/BM allowing one of the older/better PR version folks to win. Mind you, I would LOVE to be proven wrong here. But Uli has produced a number of far superior looks to the others -particularly AR – and after the trash talk the judges gave her over her dress this week (and the gross way they fawned over AR’s wretched piece last week), don’t think that’s gonna happen.

        srq

    • libraangel

      me too. Uli is probably too nice so they think they can treat her like shit

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FBVC5LBEOWEHBYYCH3A2IZGZHI yahoo-FBVC5LBEOWEHBYYCH3A2IZGZHI

    OK, making Uli and Joshua squirm was supposed to be nail-biting TV.  It was.  What?  Uli could get kicked off over this?  Then, both of them redid their old looks extremely well.  I loved Joshua’s kicky new fun dress.  The black was scaled back and didn’t fight the print, whose smallish scale fit the small skirt.  I suspect he got lucky in his makeover.  And I really admired Uli’s brand new design solution.  Really nice draping and good-looking neckstrap. She’s an amazing designer.  First I feared that Uli would mess up.  Then after she and Joshua both did well, I thought the producers would keep both of them.  They would have if Joshua had been Anya or Anthony Ryan.  But he’s not and the producers made their script come true.

  • pdquick

    What’s-her-name butchers two languages to toninght, slowly. “Bun-zheeer, con…test…ants….” I can’t. I just can’t.

  • afabulous50

    How about a contest to take one of your minions with you?!?!?

  • Susan Cronier

    Hi Kittens!  my apologies if this has already been discussed – but have any of you found somewhere new to watch PR now that hulu/lifetime have made it unavailable?  thanks!