Jessica Simpson in Dolce&Gabbana on Jay Leno

Posted on January 16, 2013

A cartoon version of Jessica Simpson sat down with Jay Leno, you guys. It’s amazing what they can do with special effects these days.

 

Jessica Simpson makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in a Dolce&Gabbana dress paired with Casadei shoes.

Not to be inarticulate, but the dress is whatever. She’s J Simp. She’s pregs. It’s all part of the image. But sweet motherfuck-all, what is going on with that hair? There’s honky-tonk, and then there’s just plain old trailer park. That’s a kitchen sink dye job right there. And worse, it’s horribly aging.

Look, we’re all for the country-girl schtick and the big Texas hair. It suits her. But there’s a fun, sassy way to do that, and then there’s what she’s got here: ’80s televangelist wife hair. Freshen that shit up, girl. It’s 2013.

 

[Photo Credit: NBC]

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