Jeremy Renner Double Shot

Posted on January 29, 2013

Let’s do a boy, darlings.

But can we just say that our jaws drop every time we see an ad for that Hansel & Gretel movie? It looks like a parody but apparently, it’s deadly serious. Oh, Hollywood. Silly little land.

Onward.

Jeremy Renner attends the premiere of “Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters’ in Los Angeles in Lanvin.

You might want to start by toning down the eyeliner there, Liberace. Someone needs to get fired for giving you that face.

You have to be up pretty close to see the texture in the suit. We like it, but it doesn’t appear to photograph very well. And the pants are too long.  Not crazy about the matching tie either. And boy, are those shoes shiny or what?

Next!

 

Jeremy Renner attends the premiere of “Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters’ in Australia in Vivienne Westwood.

Seriously, WHAT is going ON with his FACE?

Anyway, we like this look much more. The color’s unusual and the look has some nice touches, like the vest and the scarf. Pants are still too long, tie is still too matchy, shoes are still questionable. Still, not a bad try.

Now scrub that shit off your face. You look like a whore.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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