IN or OUT: Jennifer Aniston in Christian Dior

Posted on January 10, 2013

We’ve spent so much time ragging on poor Jen about her predilection for wearing sequined bathtowels, and now that we’ve effectively broken her of the habit (we like to think, because we’re just that influential), we find it hard to criticize her, even when we think she got it wrong.

 

Jennifer Aniston attends 2013 People’s Choice Awards in a Christian Dior dress paired with Fred Leighton jewelry and Tom Ford sandals.

So you do it:

Vote Now!

 

IN! What the hell are you bitches talking about? She looks fierce!

 

OUT! Oh, girl. That is one awkward motherfucker of a dress.

Fine. We’ll start you off:

  1. It’s leather.
  2. It shortens her torso.
  3. It flares out too much at the hips.

Basically, it’s hellaciously unflattering and she looks like an S&M cupcake. Discuss.

Amanda Seyfried’s gladiator dress was voted a firm OUT by the Bitter Kittens.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

    • FrayedMachine

      Oh god, Out. This actually makes me so sad. The cut’s just all kinds of wrong for her.

      • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

         Those were my exact words out of my mouth when I saw Jen in this catastrophe.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Cleary/1201575213 Patrick Cleary

      I will not give her an “In” ever again until she loses the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hair. 

      • DinaSews

        She hated the ‘Rachel’ cut but all I see here is stringy and lifeless. 

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/PZJXF5ET5W5PMUIIGTTNOKHVSY Ka T

        She has honestly had that same hair, hair color, etc. for almost a decade.  I understand that she hated the “Rachel” cut, but there are other options.  And all are probably better than this.

        • librarygrrl64

           I loved it when she (briefly) had that kicky bob back in one of the later seasons of Friends.

          • http://twitter.com/MaryClaireMcG Mary McGuire

            The color is terrible.  It looks like hooker fur.  (That is what we called those 70′s patchwork fake fur coats in the old days)

            • librarygrrl64

               Hahahaha! It totally does!

    • MoHub

      OUT, no doubt.

    • Jessi03

      Oh no no no no no.  Jenny.  You are gorgeous.  Do you have absolutely no sense of fashion?  Can you at least learn how to dress your rocking body?  OUT.

    • ralish

      Out, for all of the reasons you’ve listed. Her hair also looks very limp and scraggly, which doesn’t seem appropriate for this ensemble.

      • VeryClaire

        What ensemble is stringy and over-processed appropriate for?

        • Sobaika

          One’s PJs.

          • MissMariRose

             or the Forever Lazy.

        • ralish

          Good point :)

        • Wendi126

          A beauty salon robe and neck towel

        • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

           Sequinned bathtowels.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cindyloohoo19 Cindy Bartlett Zigler

      Capital OUT!!  Everything you lads say plus…that hair!!  OMG – cut it! ‘Friends’ has been off the air for years, yet she still hangs onto the same hairstyle! Grrrr! 

    • Sobaika

      O U T.

    • jtabz

      She looks like an S&M cupcake.

      BwahahahahaTHIS.

    • StephanieLovesTLo

      Way OUT. Awkward muthafucka of a dress fo shizzle.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Edgy is not her métier. Bland and predictable is. She REALLY needs to try something new in the hair department as well.

      Okay, so I admit it, I am not one of her fans.

      • StellaZafella

         The skirt would work…covering a roll of toilet paper – in a leather bear’s bathroom.

        • RebeccaKW

          She looks like a biker ballerina. 

        • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

           Now that is an Etsy shop I want to see!

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          Can not un see this. Must scrape retinas clean now.

      • EveEve

        Like serving oatmeal out of a witch’s caldroun. It still tastes like oatmeal.

      • hyperionic

        Everyone seemed to think she was super hot in Horrible Bosses, maybe she should use that hairstyle. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

      O to the U to the T!  YOWSERS!

    • VeryClaire

      Yes, awkward. But still better than a sequined bath towel. For the love of god, update your hairstyle!

    • DeborahJozayt

      At first glance, the skirt looked like something Leatherface would make for his wife as a birthday present.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

      My question is: where’s her doorknocker of an engagement ring? Can’t see it in these pics. 

      • stoprobbers

        It’s there. You can see the band in all the pics and the diamond as well. I actually rather appreciate that she’s not posing in a HEY LOOK AT MY AWARD AND MY GIANT RING kind of way. 

    • Watts

      Does she ever pick interesting shoes? She’s been doing the barely there black sandal for more than a decade now.

      • lindsmh

         This was my first though, too. If you’re going for edgy in a leather dress (even though the skirt on this particular dress is NOT edgy), you need an edgy shoe to go with it.
        She must really like for people to be able to see her toes.

    • Annabelle Archer

      That is a whole lotta out. 
      Ill fitting and unflattering in every way.
      And since this is not a gossip site, the Angie comments will likely stay to a minimum, but really, la Joli is one of the only ladies who should be working the leather dress.

      • http://twitter.com/steph_ya Stephany M.

        It’s a good thing I read the comments first, I was about to say the same thing. 

        Angelina Jolie has the bitchface and badass-sexy attitude to pull a leather dress off. This ‘thing’ Jen’s wearing hasn’t a defined style, Is it a sexy/daring leather dress?(top) or Is it a girly-girl kind of dress?(skirt) It just doesn’t make any sense. All kinds of wrong deff, because she’s always been a bit more on the safe and glittery bathtowel sort of dresses… Won’t even comment on the hair, I stoped looking at her head in 2007.

    • Anathema_Device

      Aw, I want to give her an In for wearing something different, but this isn’t flattering. But isn’t she pregnant? Did I walk by the magazine aisle too quickly and get that wrong?

      Okay, I’ll split my vote: In for the attempt, Out for the execution.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=746098172 Leigh Anne Statton

        i thought i’d seen tabloid covers saying she was pregnant… or did i imagine that? so i’m thinking it’s POSSIBLE that she might’ve been hiding a baby bump with the cut of this dress. i’m not saying she looks pregnant, but if *I* was pregnant and and wanted to camoflage the bump cuz I’m not ready to announce it yet, this would be an excellent dress sillouhette to do just that.

        • Call me Bee

          Just what I was thinking.  I thought I heard she was PG, hence the weirdly poofy dress. 

    • http://twitter.com/sjump54 Suzanne

      So far out, it’s from Mars.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      it’s ridiculously unflattering, and what is up with her hair?. on my screen it looks hilighted with…silver/grey?

      • Sobaika

        Her colorist needs to use more toner.

        • schadenfreudelicious

           ah, you’ve got that right, it’s “ashy” taken to a whole new level..

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kristy-Bartholomew/1034720856 Kristy Bartholomew

      Ohhhh.. HER bad!

    • mommyca

      I guess I will be the first then giving her IN for fierce :-) 

    • greymain

      soooooooooooo out.

    • Violina23

      S&M cupcake… bwahahaha, ok you broke me :P  

      ANd yes, OUT. I prefer the sequinned bath towels. They are boring, but at least they are pleasing on the eyes :P

    • Sara__B

      A different hairdo MIGHT have saved this, but the combination of dress style and hair style is OUT.

    • TSkot

      Leather dresses = OUT.  Always.

    • DaringMiss

      Out.  
      If the skirt had been a pencil skirt, it would have worked.

    • http://twitter.com/chylde chylde

      Out. It looks like what fat chicks wear to bdsm dungeons.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UCLO5V2YD36T7QMPKOC7YXPOFU Erica

        Now that statement seems like it comes with an interesting back story. Out for Jen, but with some fondness, because I saw a clip of her cutting Jimmy Kimmel’s hair, and it reminded me of how funny she can be.

    • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

      I know she’s way overdone them, but frankly I would have preferred a sequined bath towel.

    • RocknRollmom

      Not sure anyone could wear that dress, but she is about 20 years too old and not amazonian enough for this look.  Maybe Rebecca Romijn back in the day could have pulled this off. 

    • leesalz

      isn’t she like 62 now? Hips look enormous and you know she ain’t that big…

    • hmariec19

      OUT. That dress sucks.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=713709401 Randy Noak

      It could possibly be cute, but the proportions are all wrong.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000052021548 Nizea Paqueo

      Kerry W and Marion C wore versions of that dress that were far superior to this mess..OUT for obvious reasons..between her, Marion C and Jennifer Lawrence, Dior has been on a long string of misses

    • Imasewsure

      Maybe a personal worst. AWFUL OUT

    • ringthing

      S&M cupcake is perfect. OUT.

    • Rand Ortega

      From the waist down it looks like she’s surrounded by a leather balloon. Hair & makeup redo STAT!

    • leave_Blake_alone

      “S&M Cupcake” PERFECTLY descrbies this. Out, but (minor) props for trying something slightly different.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      This is more of a gladiator dress than Amanda Seyfried’s. I like Anniston, but this is not a good look for her. Her hair is lank and flat, her dress is icky and unflattering, and she doesn’t even look happy to have won whatever that is she won. Oh well.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/QMNOQHDZ4WFRAZGKOLQ3NH5KKQ Helena

      I constantly feel like I’m being chased by Jennifer Aniston’s hard nipples.

    • http://twitter.com/margcellent Marguerite

      Just … no. No, no, no and NO. How can someone be so clueless? Can she not afford a stylist?  Someone needed to tell her that “S&M cupcake” (ha!) is not a good look on her. And the hair? What’s up with the scraggly limp locks? OUT.

    • Kristy Evans

      OUT. It’s not terrible…but it’s heavy and awkward, yes. Also, it’s black and she’s still wearing naked shoes. WE KNOW WHAT YOUR TOES LOOK LIKE, JEN.

    • butterflysunita

      Very clear OUT.  And why is she still around?  Make her go away.  

    • jenuwefa

      Yes, your ass does look big in that, Jen.

    • Aly Light

      This one should never have been let out of the dungeon. It’s just too heavy to pull off the silhouette it’s going for. I’m kind of shocked she walked out of the house looking like that. OUT.

    • http://twitter.com/emilyf007 emily

      It’s an out.

      And her hair is horrendous.

    • Kate4queen

      Out, Not a good choice.

    • DaveinAlamitosBeach

      I think it’s an okay looking sitting dress, it’s just awful when she’s standing.  Someone please tell me she wore this on a talk show where she was sitting down?

      As for the hair, there is no excuse.  You can’t do stoner hippie chick hair when you’re in your 40s, right?

      • teensmom99

        that’s stoner hippie chick with overprocessed hair.  Like she just ran away from a PTA meeting on  Long Island to join Hells Angels.

    • http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals

      It’s about the volume of the skirt. OUT. 

    • Deedles

      That dress is way too young for her. OUT.

    • MoHub

      It’s a damned dirndl is what it is. She’d have looked better going full-tilt Bavarian fraulein.

    • fiestyfashionfem

      It stunts her so much it looks like the skirt starts at her armpits.  out.

    • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

      If the skirt was straight then I think she’d look great, or at least better… gonna go with OUT for this look. 

    • RebeccaKW

      Gotta go with out.  If you wanted a leather dress, you should have stuck with the bath towel shape.   This is doing nothing for you.

    • http://hearmeintheharmony.wordpress.com/ Melanie

      I know a ham sandwich could win a People’s Choice award, but what the hell did she win for?  I can’t think of the last thing she was in.  Horrible Bosses, but wasn’t that 2011? 

      Apropos of the post, I say OUT.

      • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

        I was wondering why she won also.  I have no idea.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=746098172 Leigh Anne Statton

        Wanderlust, which was actually kind of a cute movie. but color me ashamed for having watched part of this dreadfully boring, painfully awkward, un-funny and just plain extraneous award show. and i tried to like it, cuz i love me some Kaley Cuoco… but alas i could not keep it on more than about 30 minutes.

        • http://hearmeintheharmony.wordpress.com/ Melanie

          Ah.  Thanks for clarifying.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      OUT. She stole a dress from Taylor Swift’s secret dungeon. 

      • girliecue

        And you just KNOW Taylor has one! Maybe she chains ups soon-to-be exes in there while she writes songs about them…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=555593309 Alexis Peñafuerte Wenceslao

      In.  She looks great.

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      So close!  I think with a better supporting bra, it would be an IN.  I like the shoes.  Hair and makeup are as usual – not great but not horrible.  OUT.

      • libraangel

        Is she wearing a bra?!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002396153672 Ann Martina

      OUT.  It’s just aging her.

    • Kristina Toma

      Horrible.

    • jilly_d

      All kinds of wrong. Amazing how often she biffs it style wise, for someone with such a bangin’ bod. Still love ya, jen, but no. OUT. And wtf happend to that nice haircut she got last year?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Baby girl. No. Just…no. 

      OUT.

    • http://twitter.com/amndad amanda lynn

      it’s different; i dig it.  IN.  also: i love the hair coloring!  she seems to be matching the event allright.

    • http://www.facebook.com/aboutelle Ashleigh Boutelle

      I was so hoping you would hyper-link “sequined bathtowels” so I could take a walk down memory lane! 

    • MarTeaNi

      She is such a boring looking woman that she makes this leather cupcake dress boring too.  THAT is power.  Boring shoes, boring hair, boring dress, boring boring boring.

    • MilaXX

      OUT for all the reasons you mentioned. I can’t tell if the fit is the major reason it doesn’t work, or the fat that the was she accessorized it fights against the sexy edge that a leather dress can give you. Either way, not working.

    • MissMariRose

      I feel like she’s begging the tabloids to publish yet another “OMG, is Aniston preggers?!?!!” article. That alone makes her OUT in my book.

    • BuffaloBarbara

      Out.  I actually think the hip-flare might be a nice shape for her, but not in leather.  Leather does not flare properly, and this just looks AWKWARD.  It also looks really heavy, and in the pictures, it seems to be sliding down her body more than it should.

    • http://twitter.com/uyeahu Michelle Wilson

      Out. Doesn’t suit her figure nor her personality.

    • teensmom99

      OUT.  Terrible fit.  I think part of the problem is that the top is her usual (blah) style-so that remains boringly and unflatteringly in her wheelhouse and then the bottom just doesn’t fit right.  And going from all beige to black doesn’t really shake it up enough. And is this someone whose hair we all used to emulate?  Really????

    • prettybigkitty

      4.  Her hair streaks.

      out

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      OUT.  This is impressively ugly.

    • jjfg

      S&M cupcake about covers it.  OUT.

    • http://riley-merrick.livejournal.com/ JP

      OUT. Still too short for her age, like her usual bath towels, and that hair has got to go. I’ll give her a pass on the makeup; that actually looks nice.

      Seriously, though, what has happened to her and Courteney Cox? She can’t dress herself to save her life, and Court is starting to look like a Barbie doll who was left out in the sun and her face melted. Lisa Kudrow is the only female “Friend” that still looks good.

    • Le_Sigh

      No.  Just no.

    • AceOn6

      Wash your damn hair before going out in public.

    • libraangel

      OUT. Leather, fat hips, long stringy hair with roots – you can’t even see the ‘Fred Leighton’ jewelry!, and she has worn that same damn sandal style (which isn’t bad – but hello, it might be warm in CA, but it is still winter!) for decades.

    • Judy_J

      Some things just shouldn’t be made of leather, and Sandra Dee sundresses are among them.  And I’m really, really REALLY tired of her limp hair.  OUT.

    • unbornfawn

      I’ll do it. OUT, girl, just cause you fit the dress doesn’t mean you should wear it. This should be on someone half your age. And it is way past time you did something with your hair. I know you were all traumatized and everything because everyone thought you looked so good with that “rachel” haircut. But, honey, that was the best you ever looked and it is past time to do something besides letting it grown and getting bad color jobs done.

    • Kathy_Marlow

      OUT..not even close..

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3OBBIZ6M6TBHXYURMKXYMTC7RE Rita

      This reminds me of a vintage lady viking dress I found at a Swap n’Bop and converted into a Xena Warrior Princess Toga.  Ah, the memories. 

    • decormaven

      S&M cupcake, coupled with the clutching of the phallic-shaped award, is resulting in inappropriate-for-work giggles.

    • Pants_are_a_must

      Honey, there’s a reason Marion Cotillard didn’t wear this dress, and she’s the face of Dior for the foreseeable future. OUT.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      OUT.  Leather dresses are cliche at this point.   But I will say, this is the first time in ages I’ve found her hair interesting.  Is the color an artifact of the lighting?

    • girliecue

      Out. This looks Xena’s ill-fated attempt to girly-girl it up.

    • http://www.what-the-frock.com Dana WhatTheFrock

      OUT, but not because of the dress. She could’ve worked with the dress. She gets an out because of her boring hair and boring shoes.

    • Puck Thornton

      I opened this post and I thought it was a lovely leather dress, until I scrolled down and saw the skirt. It made me laugh out loud. Does she have very sensitive toes, that she can only wear sandals? And the limp hair that she’s been sporting for years…

      Please Ms Havisham, don’t hang on to the past!

      OUT!

    • Samantha Irene

      she does look like a S & M cupcake – still – not a bath towel. In – but this is her last warning. Time to get it right girl – you’ve been in this game too long to go on like so!

    • 3boysful

      It’s like there was a new PR challenge (“Make a dress for Taylor Swift!  That she may or may not actually wear! A first in the history of PR!”) and this is Stell-uh from-several-seasons-ago’s entry.

    • Stubenville

      What girl wouldn’t want an expensive leather dress that made her hips look enormous?

      /sarcasm

    • http://twitter.com/LouisaEdwards Louisa Edwards

      Out. Awful.

    • Stubenville

      And do something about that godawful stringy greasy looking hair.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000393765005 Garcia Loca

      Jen, if you want to do leather right, learn from Angie.

    • mjude

      no. OUT

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      OUT. I hate the way it fits her; it seems too big and too small at the same time.

    • Monday1900

      S&M cupcake hits it on the head–hideous!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DNWEFT2SVBX5T3NPMROQCT4U2U jennyv

      Oh girl. Bad dress, bad make up, bad hair. OUT.

    • Judy_S

      S&M cupcake, yes. But IN anyway because who else could make that dress look so sugary?

    • leftcoastpickle

      OUT

    • luciaphile

      This is a WTH dress for me. OUT

    • SugarSnap108

      Ugh.  I’ve come to the conclusion that poor Jen just has taste issues.  She reminds me of the stereotypical Hoboken girl with a fake tan and bad highlights.

    • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

      I don’t have the heart for this today. She’s a comedienne, she should start dressing like Phyllis Diller and give up on this sexy thing. It’s a strain.

    • BrooklynBomber

      help me Jesus. OUT

    • AuntJentie

      OUT

    • Laylalola

      OUT. OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT. Jesus, isn’t she 45ish?

    • Stuck_on_Mute

      This looks far too close to a *prom* idea for the ‘edgy’ girl I remember seeing nearly 20 years ago in a teen magazine. the cupcake silhouette is not good. Sorry Jen, Out. 

    • NDC_IPCentral

      Out, out and more out.  Terrible hair and execrable garment that makes her look like a leather lampshade.

      I look a lot better today than she does and I’m a hair-breadth’s, so to speak, away from bald, in black pants and a magenta top with a coordinated scarf from the Masai Market in Nairobi.

      While also being old enough to be her mother (and if I were, I’d give her mucho grief for this look).  While I was about it, come to think of it, I’d give Christian Dior more grief for churning out this wretched rag.

    • crash1212

      I’m giving Jennifer the same pass you gave Lena. IN.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/PZJXF5ET5W5PMUIIGTTNOKHVSY Ka T

      Out!  Even Madonna at last year’s half time show couldn’t make that look work either.

    • http://twitter.com/lisledanielle Danielle Lisle

      Trash bag couture. OUT.

    • altalinda

      Out.  Yawn.  Basically the same old style, but this time with a poofier skirt.

    • http://twitter.com/UberChicADee Diana Giese

      In. I feel all the “out” reasons, but really like this for some reason…but I AM a Jen Aniston fan, so that might help.

    • nerdykitten

      OUT. Maybe its a bit too young too?? I can see KStew in this though…

    • Joyce VG

      OWWWWWWT. Gee whiz this is ugly. 

    • librarygrrl64

      OUT. Plus, it’s still the same hair and she’s still wearing skimpy sandals. She is such a beautiful woman. I wish some talented stylists would get their hands on her, and that she will have the courage to listen.

    • mhleta

      OUT. “S&M Cupcake” covers it nicely. Here’s my rule about leather: If you’re reaching the stage where your skin is beginning to look like leather, you should no longer wear it. I’m allowed to say this because, coming from the generation that not only did not believe in sunscreen but used baby oil as tanning lotion, I fall into this category. 

    • http://twitter.com/BigBearSpeaks Big Bear

      Oooh, tissues!  Also, out.  But mostly, oooh, tissues!

    • tereliz

      What the…?

      OUT

      The dress looks bad enough but her hair looks like you could stick it in French Onion dip and eat it. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=746098172 Leigh Anne Statton

      i thought i’d seen tabloid covers saying she was pregnant… or did i imagine that? so i’m thinking it’s POSSIBLE that she might’ve been hiding a baby bump with the cut of this dress. i’m not saying she looks pregnant, but if *I* was pregnant and and wanted to camoflage the bump cuz I’m not ready to announce it yet, this would be an excellent dress sillouhette to do just that.

      • Kate4queen

        according to the tabloids she’s always pregnant LOL

        • HengRu

          I know the tabloids are always making up nonsense like that, but for me the combo of this dress and the horrible hair color is making me wonder if it might be true this time.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      Out. Poorly recycled tires, and what’s with the Puffs??

    • Melissa Brogan

      Out, but I’m still grateful it’s not a sequined bath towel.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/63SNCISX6GBJ6NNZXVPQBQB34Y Decline

      Not just the cut of her hair, but the color(s)!  It looks like a silky terrier…
      http://preview.tinyurl.com/admamkz

    • http://www.facebook.com/sara.m.hottman Sara Hottman

      Aww, I thought it wasn’t that bad — team Aniston! — until you said S&M cupcake. Nailed it. OUT for the whip-and-gag-ball-toting cupcake.

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

      Out. Jesus, when will she stop with that hair. I’m totally in the Jen camp, but come on, honey. You need to stop with that. And that dress is just awful. Too big on the bottom and it doesn’t go with the skimpy tank top bodice. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905542323 Rhonda Shore

      OUT!!! 

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      An S&M cupcake-OMG-what an image! Well, at least it is not a sequined bath towel. Baby steps….

    • Scott Isaacs

      Boy, I hate to say it, considering how much she’s breaking out of the bland mold, but…yep. OUT. Get her some gays, stat.

    • BobStPaul

      Out, for all the reasons cited.

    • kimmeister

      OUT.  The skirt looks like a expensive birdcage cover.

    • itsnotoveryet11

      if she was aiming for size 10 up top and size 18 on the bottom (uk sizes, I have no idea what that’d be in US) then it’s a great look, if now then it’s a straight up OUT

    • Excellence_and_Elegance

      With that dress, she’s the bell of the ball.

      (And, no, I did not misspell belle…)

    • l_c_ann

      Out, she’s made leather twee

    • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

      OUT. The dress is only ok – mostly it’s just not her dress – but her hair is killing me.

    • cayyee

      Xena at prom.

    • marilyn

      Out.  She needs to go back to sequined bath towels.  Hehehehehe……….

    • EolieV

      I like the girl, but that …thing she’s wearing… No. S&M cupcake, birdcage cover, lampshade, or giant inverted shuttlecock-like costume for next Tim Burton’s movie. In the OUT bag for me.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      OUT.  I’d like to add 4) She needs a hair intervention, STAT.

    • AnnPopovic

      oh good grief no. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1594250515 Kim Brightman

      OUT.  You forgot to mention her raggedy hair and makeup.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

      Wow.  Out.  That’s awful.

    • Janet B

      Such a shame, she is so much prettier than her choice of outfits.

      OUT

    • ojosazules

      I just can’t like a leather dress. Out.

    • nannypoo

      Wrong, you say? She looks like an absolute fool, so yeah, she got it wrong.

    • http://twitter.com/TheRunwayQueen Amanda Fields

      “They” are trying to keep her “young.” IN on that count, it looks very baby doll.

    • getouttadodge

      I might just be saying this because I’m hungry, but I like it. 

    • Vaniljekjeks

      Out.  I can’t unsee “S&M cupcake”. 

    • siriuslover

      Yes it’s hideous, but I give her an in, just for not wearing a bath towel (oh bar, why must you be so low?). Plus, I like her.

    • http://www.facebook.com/D.D.D.Dino Dino Bonačić

      she’s smokin’ hot. IN!!

    • http://twitter.com/Eovaai Eovaai

      OUT. So, so wrong.

    • CatherineRhodes

      IN. I weirdly like it.

    • Sing4yursupper

      Messy hair. The sexy Valkyrie dress doesn’t do it for her. OUT.

    • lalahartma

      Out.

    • Louise Bryan

      OK, it’s not a sequined bathtowel.  Instead it’s leather ruffles.  No, just no.  OUT!

    • Peeve

      “S&M cupcake”. Too funny! It’s weird, but I have no idea how someone with such a bangin’ body can look so meh on the RC.

    • pugluv

      out!

    • Jangle57

      This is just so much less than she can be.  OUT

    • demidaemon

      OUT, though I’m a little bit scared about the way she is holding that award. She looks like she is about to run someone through with it. Additionally, the dress is really ugly.

    • Flora O

      What is this crystal vagina award?

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      s&m cupcake, indeed.  with hair and makeup that the cat dragged in.  OUT.

    • barbarienne

      Leather really needs to fit right, or it just looks strange. Also, Jen is not edgy enough for this. She has the same hair, makeup, and shoes that she always has. If you’re gonna wear a black leather bon-bon, you need to commit and make the whole outfit work towards the same goal.

      OUT.

    • Vickiefantastico

      Out. Out. Out.

    • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

      S&M CUPCAKE.  Oh good grief this made me laugh aloud.  And yes, “hooker fur” hair has got to go.  So yeah, sorry gal, but you are OUT.  Thank you try again :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/bert.keeter Bert Keeter

      @ DIOR…quite an accomplishment..making leather look like rubbber! 

    • trisker

      Agree with nearly everybody.  Hideous dress and OUT.

    • http://www.facebook.com/CameronETurner Cameron Turner

      In, she looks fantastic….

    • Allison Woods

      NO.

    • jw_ny

      1. doesn’t bother me, but 2. & 3. do, so therefore…OUT!

    • quiltrx

      OUT.  Honey, this may be the first thing that I can actually say (as much as I like to say disparaging things about you) makes you look OLD.  I bet Justin did NOT approve this look.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/2LIE6ISFQUBIAO7OB6U5TAVXXQ Depot'er

      OUT! leather? really? doing wierd things to her boobage, and oh the hell with it, ugly.

    • Trisha26

      Out. Each “style” of dress has a range of fabrics, most of which are probably not leather! Wish she’d do something different with her hair…

    • aristida_girl

      “S & M Cupcake”. Perfect description…all I can defend is the shoes, which of course, I love… her hair and make-up are also nice, but that dress is too unflattering to be anything but OUT… I do wonder though, if the camera angle was better if the proportions would be a little less off? Hard to tell, but it does look like she has a lot of leg going on, still as it stands, it is just unfortunate…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Julie-Chase/731391326 Julie Chase

      LIPSTICK JEN. PLEASE.

    • http://twitter.com/peacebang Victoria Weinstein

      This needs a braided updo and an apron and then she’s all set to hostess an Oktoberfest event. Horrifying.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208138556 Sara Munoz Munoz

      FUG.LY. Seriously, is this even a question?? OUT.

    • Frank Lithium

      From the top, okay; as for the bottom, wtf. so NO.

    • BookJunkie315

      At least you can’t see her nipples through her dress. +1

      • libraangel

        Yes you can check left side

    • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

      This is like when Rachel tried on her high school cheerleader outfit to impress a guy.  

    • http://twitter.com/MarfMom Maya

      i just snorted at s&m cupcake. yah, i don’t know who thought this was a good idea for her but they were drunk.

    • http://twitter.com/craigaislinn Sandra Doyle

      Out

    • ccm800

      Out. And she’s dull as dishwater.

    • Contralto

      sweet Mother of Pearl OUT OUT OUT.  

      Someone needs to stage an intervention on that hair.  

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      OUT. 

    • bluefish

      Meh on the dress.  Her hair needs a cut — way too long and stringy.  She does, however, have the best legs in the business.  And some beautiful feet too. 

    • http://twitter.com/Nanskatoon Nancy Skaggs

      So very very OUT.

    • snarkykitten

      Fierce if it were 92 and she was receiving an award for Friends

    • formerlyAnon

      Meh. It’s not awful, but I’ll say out because that hair is now making her read as the former cheerleader/gymnast who is now the car pool mom who is hanging on to the old look far. too. long.

    • Julie Parr

      IN. She looks amazing, as always. 

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      I don’t particularly like the dress, but I doubt that anyone could possibly look better in it than her. IN

    • OneRing

      Out for all the reasons you mention and I hate the way it bunches at the waist.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768540908 Badriya Al-Badi’a

      Out, it’s a severe case of girl that’s not your dress.

    • PeggyOC

      Out.  S&M Cupcake indeed.

    • http://twitter.com/SillyGrrlJen Silly Grrl

      OUT that shape is all wrong for her and the leather makes it look too stiff. Also, when in the fuck is she going to do something different with her hair?

    • kategs

      snort…S and M cupcake?  Har!

    • pop_top

      OUT. Behind the yard. Into the woods.

    • neofashionista

      OUT
      Gross

    • AlexisPayne

      OUT!!!!! That is Hiddy!

    • http://www.facebook.com/AntoniaDonnelly Antonia O’Connor Donnelly

      Out..it’s one thing to have the body of a twenty year old, it’s another to perpetually dress like one.  

    • Samantha Zito

      Out. I spy a baby bump.

    • julnyes

      That is not her dress, she needs to lay off the tanning booth and do something about her hair – OUT.

    • elemspbee

      OUT. SO not her dress, for all the reasons you noted. Hair and face look like it has been in the smoking room for too long. Just looks tired all around.

    • warnerave

      i love jen, but the dress looks weird..OUT

    • KatieKissinger

      Out!  Torso is super short and that skirt is terrible!

    • AthenaJ

      XENA!!

    • BayTampaBay

      OUT! Oh, girl. That is one awkward motherfucker of a dress.
      I cannot say it any better than the masters themselves.

    • MarissaLG

      OUTTTTTTT. The cut’s to blame. Also, Jen, you have access to the best hair stylists in the world. I shouldn’t be able to clock your weave.

      • formerlyAnon

         Seriously? She *augments* her hair to look that crummy?

    • MB Photos

      You had me at S&M cupcake. 

      The only thing I am more tired of hearing about (than anything Aniston), is anything that has “Kardashian” in it.   (Or anything that is ‘in’ a Kardashian.  *wink*)

      I try to block all things Kardashian out of my conscious periphery.

      And yet, I think the one with the big butt could have worn this dress better.

    • MB Photos

      And on a side note, damn you google, for having seventeen different types of sign-ins, so that no matter how many times I put my actual online name in, you always revert to “MB Photos”.

    • Nonnah

      Out.  This is almost a “Girl, that is no one’s dress”.

    • mmc2315

      OUT

    • lrhoff

      That’s just tragic.

    • loveisblind1

      I’m not sure what’s happening with her hair color. The greyish streaks with the copper-blonde and medium blonde streaks. Who said these colors work together?

    • GTrain

      OUT. Bad dress and god that hair is SO TIRED.

    • lilazander

      IN, She sill looks attractiveand makes us hope for a style evolution. Plus her body is so great, it’s rather hard to unflatter it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/tiyuju Yuju Ti

      She must face the fact that she is 43 years old and start to learn how to dress like a hot 43-year-old. What she has been doing is trying to dress like a 20 something and expecting us to believe that she hasn’t aged. I feel bad for her. 

    • Jennifer Hammond

      This dress is an abomination. She also needs to get rid of that stringy mop on her head, and try a new makeup look too So bloody boring.