IN or OUT: Jennifer Aniston in Christian Dior

Posted on January 10, 2013

We’ve spent so much time ragging on poor Jen about her predilection for wearing sequined bathtowels, and now that we’ve effectively broken her of the habit (we like to think, because we’re just that influential), we find it hard to criticize her, even when we think she got it wrong.


Jennifer Aniston attends 2013 People’s Choice Awards in a Christian Dior dress paired with Fred Leighton jewelry and Tom Ford sandals.

So you do it:

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IN! What the hell are you bitches talking about? She looks fierce!


OUT! Oh, girl. That is one awkward motherfucker of a dress.

Fine. We’ll start you off:

  1. It’s leather.
  2. It shortens her torso.
  3. It flares out too much at the hips.

Basically, it’s hellaciously unflattering and she looks like an S&M cupcake. Discuss.

Amanda Seyfried’s gladiator dress was voted a firm OUT by the Bitter Kittens.



[Photo Credit: Getty]

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  • FrayedMachine

    Oh god, Out. This actually makes me so sad. The cut’s just all kinds of wrong for her.

    •  Those were my exact words out of my mouth when I saw Jen in this catastrophe.

  • I will not give her an “In” ever again until she loses the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hair. 

    • DinaSews

      She hated the ‘Rachel’ cut but all I see here is stringy and lifeless. 

    • She has honestly had that same hair, hair color, etc. for almost a decade.  I understand that she hated the “Rachel” cut, but there are other options.  And all are probably better than this.

      • librarygrrl64

         I loved it when she (briefly) had that kicky bob back in one of the later seasons of Friends.

        • The color is terrible.  It looks like hooker fur.  (That is what we called those 70’s patchwork fake fur coats in the old days)

          • librarygrrl64

             Hahahaha! It totally does!

  • MoHub

    OUT, no doubt.

  • Jessi03

    Oh no no no no no.  Jenny.  You are gorgeous.  Do you have absolutely no sense of fashion?  Can you at least learn how to dress your rocking body?  OUT.

  • ralish

    Out, for all of the reasons you’ve listed. Her hair also looks very limp and scraggly, which doesn’t seem appropriate for this ensemble.

    • VeryClaire

      What ensemble is stringy and over-processed appropriate for?

      • Sobaika

        One’s PJs.

        • MissMariRose

           or the Forever Lazy.

      • ralish

        Good point 🙂

      • Wendi126

        A beauty salon robe and neck towel

      •  Sequinned bathtowels.

  • Capital OUT!!  Everything you lads say plus…that hair!!  OMG – cut it! ‘Friends’ has been off the air for years, yet she still hangs onto the same hairstyle! Grrrr! 

  • Sobaika

    O U T.

  • jtabz

    She looks like an S&M cupcake.


  • StephanieLovesTLo

    Way OUT. Awkward muthafucka of a dress fo shizzle.

  • Edgy is not her métier. Bland and predictable is. She REALLY needs to try something new in the hair department as well.

    Okay, so I admit it, I am not one of her fans.

    • StellaZafella

       The skirt would work…covering a roll of toilet paper – in a leather bear’s bathroom.

      • RebeccaKW

        She looks like a biker ballerina. 

      •  Now that is an Etsy shop I want to see!

      • Can not un see this. Must scrape retinas clean now.

    • EveEve

      Like serving oatmeal out of a witch’s caldroun. It still tastes like oatmeal.

    • hyperionic

      Everyone seemed to think she was super hot in Horrible Bosses, maybe she should use that hairstyle. 

  • O to the U to the T!  YOWSERS!

  • VeryClaire

    Yes, awkward. But still better than a sequined bath towel. For the love of god, update your hairstyle!

  • DeborahJozayt

    At first glance, the skirt looked like something Leatherface would make for his wife as a birthday present.

  • My question is: where’s her doorknocker of an engagement ring? Can’t see it in these pics. 

    • stoprobbers

      It’s there. You can see the band in all the pics and the diamond as well. I actually rather appreciate that she’s not posing in a HEY LOOK AT MY AWARD AND MY GIANT RING kind of way. 

  • Watts

    Does she ever pick interesting shoes? She’s been doing the barely there black sandal for more than a decade now.

    • lindsmh

       This was my first though, too. If you’re going for edgy in a leather dress (even though the skirt on this particular dress is NOT edgy), you need an edgy shoe to go with it.
      She must really like for people to be able to see her toes.

  • Annabelle Archer

    That is a whole lotta out. 
    Ill fitting and unflattering in every way.
    And since this is not a gossip site, the Angie comments will likely stay to a minimum, but really, la Joli is one of the only ladies who should be working the leather dress.

    • It’s a good thing I read the comments first, I was about to say the same thing. 

      Angelina Jolie has the bitchface and badass-sexy attitude to pull a leather dress off. This ‘thing’ Jen’s wearing hasn’t a defined style, Is it a sexy/daring leather dress?(top) or Is it a girly-girl kind of dress?(skirt) It just doesn’t make any sense. All kinds of wrong deff, because she’s always been a bit more on the safe and glittery bathtowel sort of dresses… Won’t even comment on the hair, I stoped looking at her head in 2007.

  • Anathema_Device

    Aw, I want to give her an In for wearing something different, but this isn’t flattering. But isn’t she pregnant? Did I walk by the magazine aisle too quickly and get that wrong?

    Okay, I’ll split my vote: In for the attempt, Out for the execution.

    • i thought i’d seen tabloid covers saying she was pregnant… or did i imagine that? so i’m thinking it’s POSSIBLE that she might’ve been hiding a baby bump with the cut of this dress. i’m not saying she looks pregnant, but if *I* was pregnant and and wanted to camoflage the bump cuz I’m not ready to announce it yet, this would be an excellent dress sillouhette to do just that.

      • Call me Bee

        Just what I was thinking.  I thought I heard she was PG, hence the weirdly poofy dress. 

  • So far out, it’s from Mars.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    it’s ridiculously unflattering, and what is up with her hair?. on my screen it looks hilighted with…silver/grey?

    • Sobaika

      Her colorist needs to use more toner.

      • schadenfreudelicious

         ah, you’ve got that right, it’s “ashy” taken to a whole new level..

  • Ohhhh.. HER bad!

  • mommyca

    I guess I will be the first then giving her IN for fierce 🙂 

  • greymain

    soooooooooooo out.

  • Violina23

    S&M cupcake… bwahahaha, ok you broke me 😛  

    ANd yes, OUT. I prefer the sequinned bath towels. They are boring, but at least they are pleasing on the eyes 😛

  • Sara__B

    A different hairdo MIGHT have saved this, but the combination of dress style and hair style is OUT.

  • TSkot

    Leather dresses = OUT.  Always.

  • DaringMiss

    If the skirt had been a pencil skirt, it would have worked.

  • Out. It looks like what fat chicks wear to bdsm dungeons.

    • Now that statement seems like it comes with an interesting back story. Out for Jen, but with some fondness, because I saw a clip of her cutting Jimmy Kimmel’s hair, and it reminded me of how funny she can be.

  • I know she’s way overdone them, but frankly I would have preferred a sequined bath towel.

  • RocknRollmom

    Not sure anyone could wear that dress, but she is about 20 years too old and not amazonian enough for this look.  Maybe Rebecca Romijn back in the day could have pulled this off. 

  • leesalz

    isn’t she like 62 now? Hips look enormous and you know she ain’t that big…

  • hmariec19

    OUT. That dress sucks.

  • It could possibly be cute, but the proportions are all wrong.

  • Kerry W and Marion C wore versions of that dress that were far superior to this mess..OUT for obvious reasons..between her, Marion C and Jennifer Lawrence, Dior has been on a long string of misses

  • Imasewsure

    Maybe a personal worst. AWFUL OUT

  • ringthing

    S&M cupcake is perfect. OUT.

  • Rand Ortega

    From the waist down it looks like she’s surrounded by a leather balloon. Hair & makeup redo STAT!

  • leave_Blake_alone

    “S&M Cupcake” PERFECTLY descrbies this. Out, but (minor) props for trying something slightly different.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    This is more of a gladiator dress than Amanda Seyfried’s. I like Anniston, but this is not a good look for her. Her hair is lank and flat, her dress is icky and unflattering, and she doesn’t even look happy to have won whatever that is she won. Oh well.

  • I constantly feel like I’m being chased by Jennifer Aniston’s hard nipples.

  • Just … no. No, no, no and NO. How can someone be so clueless? Can she not afford a stylist?  Someone needed to tell her that “S&M cupcake” (ha!) is not a good look on her. And the hair? What’s up with the scraggly limp locks? OUT.

  • Kristy Evans

    OUT. It’s not terrible…but it’s heavy and awkward, yes. Also, it’s black and she’s still wearing naked shoes. WE KNOW WHAT YOUR TOES LOOK LIKE, JEN.

  • butterflysunita

    Very clear OUT.  And why is she still around?  Make her go away.  

  • jenuwefa

    Yes, your ass does look big in that, Jen.

  • Aly Light

    This one should never have been let out of the dungeon. It’s just too heavy to pull off the silhouette it’s going for. I’m kind of shocked she walked out of the house looking like that. OUT.

  • It’s an out.

    And her hair is horrendous.

  • Kate4queen

    Out, Not a good choice.

  • DaveinAlamitosBeach

    I think it’s an okay looking sitting dress, it’s just awful when she’s standing.  Someone please tell me she wore this on a talk show where she was sitting down?

    As for the hair, there is no excuse.  You can’t do stoner hippie chick hair when you’re in your 40s, right?

    • teensmom99

      that’s stoner hippie chick with overprocessed hair.  Like she just ran away from a PTA meeting on  Long Island to join Hells Angels.

  • It’s about the volume of the skirt. OUT. 

  • Deedles

    That dress is way too young for her. OUT.

  • MoHub

    It’s a damned dirndl is what it is. She’d have looked better going full-tilt Bavarian fraulein.

  • fiestyfashionfem

    It stunts her so much it looks like the skirt starts at her armpits.  out.

  • If the skirt was straight then I think she’d look great, or at least better… gonna go with OUT for this look. 

  • RebeccaKW

    Gotta go with out.  If you wanted a leather dress, you should have stuck with the bath towel shape.   This is doing nothing for you.

  • I know a ham sandwich could win a People’s Choice award, but what the hell did she win for?  I can’t think of the last thing she was in.  Horrible Bosses, but wasn’t that 2011? 

    Apropos of the post, I say OUT.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      I was wondering why she won also.  I have no idea.

    • Wanderlust, which was actually kind of a cute movie. but color me ashamed for having watched part of this dreadfully boring, painfully awkward, un-funny and just plain extraneous award show. and i tried to like it, cuz i love me some Kaley Cuoco… but alas i could not keep it on more than about 30 minutes.

      • Ah.  Thanks for clarifying.

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    OUT. She stole a dress from Taylor Swift’s secret dungeon. 

    • girliecue

      And you just KNOW Taylor has one! Maybe she chains ups soon-to-be exes in there while she writes songs about them…

  • In.  She looks great.

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    So close!  I think with a better supporting bra, it would be an IN.  I like the shoes.  Hair and makeup are as usual – not great but not horrible.  OUT.

    • libraangel

      Is she wearing a bra?!

  • OUT.  It’s just aging her.

  • Kristina Toma


  • jilly_d

    All kinds of wrong. Amazing how often she biffs it style wise, for someone with such a bangin’ bod. Still love ya, jen, but no. OUT. And wtf happend to that nice haircut she got last year?

  • Baby girl. No. Just…no. 


  • it’s different; i dig it.  IN.  also: i love the hair coloring!  she seems to be matching the event allright.

  • I was so hoping you would hyper-link “sequined bathtowels” so I could take a walk down memory lane! 

  • MarTeaNi

    She is such a boring looking woman that she makes this leather cupcake dress boring too.  THAT is power.  Boring shoes, boring hair, boring dress, boring boring boring.

  • MilaXX

    OUT for all the reasons you mentioned. I can’t tell if the fit is the major reason it doesn’t work, or the fat that the was she accessorized it fights against the sexy edge that a leather dress can give you. Either way, not working.

  • MissMariRose

    I feel like she’s begging the tabloids to publish yet another “OMG, is Aniston preggers?!?!!” article. That alone makes her OUT in my book.

  • BuffaloBarbara

    Out.  I actually think the hip-flare might be a nice shape for her, but not in leather.  Leather does not flare properly, and this just looks AWKWARD.  It also looks really heavy, and in the pictures, it seems to be sliding down her body more than it should.

  • Out. Doesn’t suit her figure nor her personality.

  • teensmom99

    OUT.  Terrible fit.  I think part of the problem is that the top is her usual (blah) style-so that remains boringly and unflatteringly in her wheelhouse and then the bottom just doesn’t fit right.  And going from all beige to black doesn’t really shake it up enough. And is this someone whose hair we all used to emulate?  Really????

  • prettybigkitty

    4.  Her hair streaks.


  • eowyn_of_rohan

    OUT.  This is impressively ugly.

  • jjfg

    S&M cupcake about covers it.  OUT.

  • JP

    OUT. Still too short for her age, like her usual bath towels, and that hair has got to go. I’ll give her a pass on the makeup; that actually looks nice.

    Seriously, though, what has happened to her and Courteney Cox? She can’t dress herself to save her life, and Court is starting to look like a Barbie doll who was left out in the sun and her face melted. Lisa Kudrow is the only female “Friend” that still looks good.

  • Le_Sigh

    No.  Just no.

  • AceOn6

    Wash your damn hair before going out in public.

  • libraangel

    OUT. Leather, fat hips, long stringy hair with roots – you can’t even see the ‘Fred Leighton’ jewelry!, and she has worn that same damn sandal style (which isn’t bad – but hello, it might be warm in CA, but it is still winter!) for decades.

  • Judy_J

    Some things just shouldn’t be made of leather, and Sandra Dee sundresses are among them.  And I’m really, really REALLY tired of her limp hair.  OUT.

  • unbornfawn

    I’ll do it. OUT, girl, just cause you fit the dress doesn’t mean you should wear it. This should be on someone half your age. And it is way past time you did something with your hair. I know you were all traumatized and everything because everyone thought you looked so good with that “rachel” haircut. But, honey, that was the best you ever looked and it is past time to do something besides letting it grown and getting bad color jobs done.

  • Kathy_Marlow

    OUT..not even close..

  • This reminds me of a vintage lady viking dress I found at a Swap n’Bop and converted into a Xena Warrior Princess Toga.  Ah, the memories. 

  • decormaven

    S&M cupcake, coupled with the clutching of the phallic-shaped award, is resulting in inappropriate-for-work giggles.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Honey, there’s a reason Marion Cotillard didn’t wear this dress, and she’s the face of Dior for the foreseeable future. OUT.

  • OUT.  Leather dresses are cliche at this point.   But I will say, this is the first time in ages I’ve found her hair interesting.  Is the color an artifact of the lighting?

  • girliecue

    Out. This looks Xena’s ill-fated attempt to girly-girl it up.

  • OUT, but not because of the dress. She could’ve worked with the dress. She gets an out because of her boring hair and boring shoes.

  • Puck Thornton

    I opened this post and I thought it was a lovely leather dress, until I scrolled down and saw the skirt. It made me laugh out loud. Does she have very sensitive toes, that she can only wear sandals? And the limp hair that she’s been sporting for years…

    Please Ms Havisham, don’t hang on to the past!


  • Samantha Irene

    she does look like a S & M cupcake – still – not a bath towel. In – but this is her last warning. Time to get it right girl – you’ve been in this game too long to go on like so!

  • 3boysful

    It’s like there was a new PR challenge (“Make a dress for Taylor Swift!  That she may or may not actually wear! A first in the history of PR!”) and this is Stell-uh from-several-seasons-ago’s entry.

  • Stubenville

    What girl wouldn’t want an expensive leather dress that made her hips look enormous?


  • Out. Awful.

  • Stubenville

    And do something about that godawful stringy greasy looking hair.

  • Jen, if you want to do leather right, learn from Angie.

  • mjude

    no. OUT

  • OUT. I hate the way it fits her; it seems too big and too small at the same time.

  • Monday1900

    S&M cupcake hits it on the head–hideous!

  • Oh girl. Bad dress, bad make up, bad hair. OUT.

  • Judy_S

    S&M cupcake, yes. But IN anyway because who else could make that dress look so sugary?

  • leftcoastpickle


  • luciaphile

    This is a WTH dress for me. OUT

  • SugarSnap108

    Ugh.  I’ve come to the conclusion that poor Jen just has taste issues.  She reminds me of the stereotypical Hoboken girl with a fake tan and bad highlights.

  • I don’t have the heart for this today. She’s a comedienne, she should start dressing like Phyllis Diller and give up on this sexy thing. It’s a strain.

  • BrooklynBomber

    help me Jesus. OUT

  • AuntJentie


  • Laylalola

    OUT. OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT. Jesus, isn’t she 45ish?

  • Stuck_on_Mute

    This looks far too close to a *prom* idea for the ‘edgy’ girl I remember seeing nearly 20 years ago in a teen magazine. the cupcake silhouette is not good. Sorry Jen, Out. 

  • NDC_IPCentral

    Out, out and more out.  Terrible hair and execrable garment that makes her look like a leather lampshade.

    I look a lot better today than she does and I’m a hair-breadth’s, so to speak, away from bald, in black pants and a magenta top with a coordinated scarf from the Masai Market in Nairobi.

    While also being old enough to be her mother (and if I were, I’d give her mucho grief for this look).  While I was about it, come to think of it, I’d give Christian Dior more grief for churning out this wretched rag.

  • crash1212

    I’m giving Jennifer the same pass you gave Lena. IN.

  • Out!  Even Madonna at last year’s half time show couldn’t make that look work either.

  • Trash bag couture. OUT.

  • altalinda

    Out.  Yawn.  Basically the same old style, but this time with a poofier skirt.

  • In. I feel all the “out” reasons, but really like this for some reason…but I AM a Jen Aniston fan, so that might help.

  • nerdykitten

    OUT. Maybe its a bit too young too?? I can see KStew in this though…

  • Joyce VG

    OWWWWWWT. Gee whiz this is ugly. 

  • librarygrrl64

    OUT. Plus, it’s still the same hair and she’s still wearing skimpy sandals. She is such a beautiful woman. I wish some talented stylists would get their hands on her, and that she will have the courage to listen.

  • mhleta

    OUT. “S&M Cupcake” covers it nicely. Here’s my rule about leather: If you’re reaching the stage where your skin is beginning to look like leather, you should no longer wear it. I’m allowed to say this because, coming from the generation that not only did not believe in sunscreen but used baby oil as tanning lotion, I fall into this category. 

  • Oooh, tissues!  Also, out.  But mostly, oooh, tissues!

  • tereliz

    What the…?


    The dress looks bad enough but her hair looks like you could stick it in French Onion dip and eat it. 

  • i thought i’d seen tabloid covers saying she was pregnant… or did i imagine that? so i’m thinking it’s POSSIBLE that she might’ve been hiding a baby bump with the cut of this dress. i’m not saying she looks pregnant, but if *I* was pregnant and and wanted to camoflage the bump cuz I’m not ready to announce it yet, this would be an excellent dress sillouhette to do just that.

    • Kate4queen

      according to the tabloids she’s always pregnant LOL

      • HengRu

        I know the tabloids are always making up nonsense like that, but for me the combo of this dress and the horrible hair color is making me wonder if it might be true this time.

  • Out. Poorly recycled tires, and what’s with the Puffs??

  • Melissa Brogan

    Out, but I’m still grateful it’s not a sequined bath towel.

  • Aww, I thought it wasn’t that bad — team Aniston! — until you said S&M cupcake. Nailed it. OUT for the whip-and-gag-ball-toting cupcake.

  • Out. Jesus, when will she stop with that hair. I’m totally in the Jen camp, but come on, honey. You need to stop with that. And that dress is just awful. Too big on the bottom and it doesn’t go with the skimpy tank top bodice. 

  • Not just the cut of her hair, but the color(s)!  It looks like a silky terrier…

  • OUT!!! 

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    An S&M cupcake-OMG-what an image! Well, at least it is not a sequined bath towel. Baby steps….

  • Scott Isaacs

    Boy, I hate to say it, considering how much she’s breaking out of the bland mold, but…yep. OUT. Get her some gays, stat.

  • BobStPaul

    Out, for all the reasons cited.

  • kimmeister

    OUT.  The skirt looks like a expensive birdcage cover.

  • itsnotoveryet11

    if she was aiming for size 10 up top and size 18 on the bottom (uk sizes, I have no idea what that’d be in US) then it’s a great look, if now then it’s a straight up OUT

  • Excellence_and_Elegance

    With that dress, she’s the bell of the ball.

    (And, no, I did not misspell belle…)

  • l_c_ann

    Out, she’s made leather twee

  • OUT. The dress is only ok – mostly it’s just not her dress – but her hair is killing me.

  • cayyee

    Xena at prom.

  • marilyn

    Out.  She needs to go back to sequined bath towels.  Hehehehehe……….

  • EolieV

    I like the girl, but that …thing she’s wearing… No. S&M cupcake, birdcage cover, lampshade, or giant inverted shuttlecock-like costume for next Tim Burton’s movie. In the OUT bag for me.

  • OUT.  I’d like to add 4) She needs a hair intervention, STAT.

  • AnnPopovic

    oh good grief no. 

  • OUT.  You forgot to mention her raggedy hair and makeup.

  • Wow.  Out.  That’s awful.

  • Janet B

    Such a shame, she is so much prettier than her choice of outfits.


  • ojosazules

    I just can’t like a leather dress. Out.

  • nannypoo

    Wrong, you say? She looks like an absolute fool, so yeah, she got it wrong.

  • “They” are trying to keep her “young.” IN on that count, it looks very baby doll.

  • getouttadodge

    I might just be saying this because I’m hungry, but I like it. 

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Out.  I can’t unsee “S&M cupcake”. 

  • siriuslover

    Yes it’s hideous, but I give her an in, just for not wearing a bath towel (oh bar, why must you be so low?). Plus, I like her.

  • she’s smokin’ hot. IN!!

  • OUT. So, so wrong.

  • CatherineRhodes

    IN. I weirdly like it.

  • Sing4yursupper

    Messy hair. The sexy Valkyrie dress doesn’t do it for her. OUT.

  • lalahartma


  • Louise Bryan

    OK, it’s not a sequined bathtowel.  Instead it’s leather ruffles.  No, just no.  OUT!

  • Peeve

    “S&M cupcake”. Too funny! It’s weird, but I have no idea how someone with such a bangin’ body can look so meh on the RC.

  • pugluv


  • Jangle57

    This is just so much less than she can be.  OUT

  • demidaemon

    OUT, though I’m a little bit scared about the way she is holding that award. She looks like she is about to run someone through with it. Additionally, the dress is really ugly.

  • Flora O

    What is this crystal vagina award?

  • s&m cupcake, indeed.  with hair and makeup that the cat dragged in.  OUT.

  • barbarienne

    Leather really needs to fit right, or it just looks strange. Also, Jen is not edgy enough for this. She has the same hair, makeup, and shoes that she always has. If you’re gonna wear a black leather bon-bon, you need to commit and make the whole outfit work towards the same goal.


  • Vickiefantastico

    Out. Out. Out.

  • S&M CUPCAKE.  Oh good grief this made me laugh aloud.  And yes, “hooker fur” hair has got to go.  So yeah, sorry gal, but you are OUT.  Thank you try again 🙂

  • @ DIOR…quite an accomplishment..making leather look like rubbber! 

  • trisker

    Agree with nearly everybody.  Hideous dress and OUT.

  • In, she looks fantastic….

  • Allison Woods


  • jw_ny

    1. doesn’t bother me, but 2. & 3. do, so therefore…OUT!

  • quiltrx

    OUT.  Honey, this may be the first thing that I can actually say (as much as I like to say disparaging things about you) makes you look OLD.  I bet Justin did NOT approve this look.

  • OUT! leather? really? doing wierd things to her boobage, and oh the hell with it, ugly.

  • Trisha26

    Out. Each “style” of dress has a range of fabrics, most of which are probably not leather! Wish she’d do something different with her hair…

  • aristida_girl

    “S & M Cupcake”. Perfect description…all I can defend is the shoes, which of course, I love… her hair and make-up are also nice, but that dress is too unflattering to be anything but OUT… I do wonder though, if the camera angle was better if the proportions would be a little less off? Hard to tell, but it does look like she has a lot of leg going on, still as it stands, it is just unfortunate…


  • This needs a braided updo and an apron and then she’s all set to hostess an Oktoberfest event. Horrifying.

  • FUG.LY. Seriously, is this even a question?? OUT.

  • Frank Lithium

    From the top, okay; as for the bottom, wtf. so NO.

  • BookJunkie315

    At least you can’t see her nipples through her dress. +1

    • libraangel

      Yes you can check left side

  • This is like when Rachel tried on her high school cheerleader outfit to impress a guy.  

  • i just snorted at s&m cupcake. yah, i don’t know who thought this was a good idea for her but they were drunk.

  • Out

  • ccm800

    Out. And she’s dull as dishwater.

  • Contralto

    sweet Mother of Pearl OUT OUT OUT.  

    Someone needs to stage an intervention on that hair.  

  • OUT. 

  • bluefish

    Meh on the dress.  Her hair needs a cut — way too long and stringy.  She does, however, have the best legs in the business.  And some beautiful feet too. 

  • So very very OUT.

  • snarkykitten

    Fierce if it were 92 and she was receiving an award for Friends

  • formerlyAnon

    Meh. It’s not awful, but I’ll say out because that hair is now making her read as the former cheerleader/gymnast who is now the car pool mom who is hanging on to the old look far. too. long.

  • Julie Parr

    IN. She looks amazing, as always. 

  • I don’t particularly like the dress, but I doubt that anyone could possibly look better in it than her. IN

  • OneRing

    Out for all the reasons you mention and I hate the way it bunches at the waist.

  • Out, it’s a severe case of girl that’s not your dress.

  • PeggyOC

    Out.  S&M Cupcake indeed.

  • OUT that shape is all wrong for her and the leather makes it look too stiff. Also, when in the fuck is she going to do something different with her hair?

  • kategs

    snort…S and M cupcake?  Har!

  • pop_top

    OUT. Behind the yard. Into the woods.

  • neofashionista


  • AlexisPayne

    OUT!!!!! That is Hiddy!

  •’s one thing to have the body of a twenty year old, it’s another to perpetually dress like one.  

  • Samantha Zito

    Out. I spy a baby bump.

  • julnyes

    That is not her dress, she needs to lay off the tanning booth and do something about her hair – OUT.

  • elemspbee

    OUT. SO not her dress, for all the reasons you noted. Hair and face look like it has been in the smoking room for too long. Just looks tired all around.

  • warnerave

    i love jen, but the dress looks weird..OUT

  • KatieKissinger

    Out!  Torso is super short and that skirt is terrible!

  • AthenaJ


  • BayTampaBay

    OUT! Oh, girl. That is one awkward motherfucker of a dress.
    I cannot say it any better than the masters themselves.

  • MarissaLG

    OUTTTTTTT. The cut’s to blame. Also, Jen, you have access to the best hair stylists in the world. I shouldn’t be able to clock your weave.

    • formerlyAnon

       Seriously? She *augments* her hair to look that crummy?

  • MB Photos

    You had me at S&M cupcake. 

    The only thing I am more tired of hearing about (than anything Aniston), is anything that has “Kardashian” in it.   (Or anything that is ‘in’ a Kardashian.  *wink*)

    I try to block all things Kardashian out of my conscious periphery.

    And yet, I think the one with the big butt could have worn this dress better.

  • MB Photos

    And on a side note, damn you google, for having seventeen different types of sign-ins, so that no matter how many times I put my actual online name in, you always revert to “MB Photos”.

  • Nonnah

    Out.  This is almost a “Girl, that is no one’s dress”.

  • mmc2315


  • lrhoff

    That’s just tragic.

  • loveisblind1

    I’m not sure what’s happening with her hair color. The greyish streaks with the copper-blonde and medium blonde streaks. Who said these colors work together?

  • GTrain

    OUT. Bad dress and god that hair is SO TIRED.

  • lilazander

    IN, She sill looks attractiveand makes us hope for a style evolution. Plus her body is so great, it’s rather hard to unflatter it.

  • She must face the fact that she is 43 years old and start to learn how to dress like a hot 43-year-old. What she has been doing is trying to dress like a 20 something and expecting us to believe that she hasn’t aged. I feel bad for her. 

  • Jennifer Hammond

    This dress is an abomination. She also needs to get rid of that stringy mop on her head, and try a new makeup look too So bloody boring.