Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Posted on January 14, 2013

Keep it moving, people.

 

Allison Williams in J. Mendel

Oddly stiff and unflattering.

 

 

Ariel Winter in Valentino

Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.

 

 

Debra Messing in Donna Karan

Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.

 

 

Emily Deschanel in Badgley Mischka

Pretty, even if it does look like she’s got turtles on her shoulders.

 

 

Hayden Panettiere in Roberto Cavalli

This was a lovely pale pink on screen. It looked great on her and she’s never looked quite so polished before. The clutch is awful, though.

 

 

Heidi Klum in Alexandre Vauthier

WERQ it, Fraulein!

 

 

Isla Fisher in Reem Acra

Standard.

 

 

Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior Couture

Yet another “red carpet red.” We like the skirt and the belt, but the utterly bizarre headlight boobs pretty much ruined it.

 

 

Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Vera Wang

Bitch don’t age. This looked better on screen than it does here. We appreciated the boldness of wearing a brown on the red carpet.

 

 

Julianne Hough in Monique Lhuillier

Drag queen dress. Drag king hair.

 

 

Katharine McPhee in Theyskens’ Theory

BAM. Girl CLEARLY wanted to grab some attention for herself last night.

 

 

Kristen Bell in Jenny Packham

It’s a bit too heavy and over-embellished up top, but it’s a pretty good maternity gown. The color looks lovely on her.

 

 

Lea Michele in Elie Saab

We can’t really fault her for Angelina-ing her leg, since a whole bunch of ladies were doing that last night. Nice enough dress, but we hate the shoes.

 

 

Megan Fox in Dolce&Gabbana

Yawn. This blush trend can’t end soon enough.

 

 

Morena Baccarin in Valentino Couture

We suppose you could call this a bit mature, if not downright matronly, but we thought it was striking. Loved the hair and makeup.

 

 

Naomi Watts in Zac Posen

The train is totally unnecessary and it looks like this could’ve been fitted better, but the color is gorgeous on her.

 

 

Olivia Munn in Giorgio Armani

The dress looks awkward, the jewelry and clutch look like afterthoughts, and the head looks totally underdone.

 

 

Sally Field in Alberta Ferretti

Very, very pretty.

 

 

Sarah Hyland in Max Azria Atelier

The bumpit hair and babyheads take the whole look to tackytown. She looks like she’s in a child beauty pageant.

 

 

Tina Fey in L’Wren Scott

We wanted to like this, but the bustline is a little precious and the hem stops at a really awkward place. If this was a floor-length gown, we’d probably love it. On the other hand, her teal gown on stage was stunning.

 

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  • AnnaleighBelle

    Why did JLa have boob shelves?

    • Elizabeth Silverstein

      To display her golden globes? (Ooooh, I know that was bad, but I could not resist)

      • AnnaleighBelle

        Very…presentational?

        • Lisa_Cop

          HATED that dress. IMO Raf Simons at Dior is an utter fail.

    • StillGary

      it did remind me of the 1984 Fierro — am I dating myself?

      • LambeeBaby

         I think they look like those little rubber squeezy change purse things.Talk about dating yourself…

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DLXTFJUFG6ITIDTVP54CMMO6V4 SusanB

         OK, that’s hilarious.  Turn on those headlights, JLaw!

  • Sobaika

    Lea Michele’s spray tan is bordering on racially insensitive. At least insensitive to my retinas.

    • DaringMiss

      Agreed.  It was horribly noticeable…

      • E. D.

        Not as noticeable as JLo’s shimmer between the eyes – can wait to see TLo’s comment on that hot mess.

    • Introspective

      girl looked radioactive last night. i personally was hoping shed just come from somewhere really hot. but i knew it was just canned. and clearly ill-advised.

      • colleenjanel

         Actually, she just got back from Hawaii. I’m not sure it was can tan.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ULGCO2FA7R7R26GLC5FZEO4W2Q Annie

      I didn’t even notice her dress for her spray tan.

    • FrayedMachine

      Oh man. That got a legit “OOHHHHHH BUURRRRNNN” out of me.

  • Stephen Pischl

    Whoever did Tina Fey’s hair and makeup deserves a Golden Globe. She’s never looked more polished and beautiful.

    • bookish

       I can’t get over how beautiful Tina Fey’s hair was. I’m envious!

      • NC_Meg

         Seriously. That hair was a personal best, for sure. She looked great.

        • ConnieBV

          Isn’t she a Garnier spokesmodel now?

    • nicewilliams

      It looked like a straight up wig, though! 

      • In_Stitches

         Yeah, I thought it was pretty terrible.  It’s too big and stiff…after that line, I have to wonder if she’s baiting Joan Rivers.

  • Paigealicious

    Why does Tina Fey insist on that hemline?!!

  • Annabelle Archer

    Heidi is a WERQ? 
    I say no my friends.
    Corpse lips and the thigh of death are just a big ol’ NO.

    • Karen Maslowski

       That nude lip aged her. Blech.

    • notdorothygale

      You guys are just blindly smitten by Fraulein. She is Trying Too Hard. Mutton dressed as lamb.

    • LambeeBaby

       That gross flesh toned lip gives the appearance of a pencil thin mustache. Something that I try to avoid.

  • DaringMiss

    I want to put Morena Baccarin in Naomi Watts’ dress.  She would look amazing in that color.

  • Rand Ortega

    Sarah Hyland = Sofia Vergara Jr.
    It’s like she tripped & fell head first into Sofia’s closet & that’s how she emerged, hairstyle included.

    • f_yeah_marie

      Yep…I had the same sentiments last night; she’s obviously mimicking Sofia’s style.

    • Little_Olive

      Looks like a Japanese cartoon. So sad.

      And I say let’s NOT comment on Sofia’s wardrobe until she ditches that silhouette. It’s so repetitive it’s sickening. 

  • xmixiex

    why does sally field always look on the down end of an exasperated shrug?

  • VicksieDo

    Heidi’s dress lacks a hem!  And the slit is ridiculous. And she looks like she has no mouth. AWFUL.  And this woman judges fashion every week.  WHATEVER.

    • http://twitter.com/KateKealey Kate Kealey

       Kind of hard to believe that Heidi’s so-very-Heidi-tacky dress was from the same designer that did Michelle Dockery’s stunning and classy gown. I guess it comes down to styling?

      • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

        Maybe it comes down to Heidi made them take the slit higher up.

    • AnnaleighBelle

      I had to go back and look that the hem.  WTH!  Threads dragging off of raw edge….

      • VicksieDo

        The GGs are NOT a PRunway episode, right?  Unforgivable. 

      • alyce1213

        . . . plus fibers from the red carpet sticking to it ? ? ?  A nightmare.

  • http://twitter.com/maggie162 Maggie

    Worst lipstick ever on Frauline Klum. Blech.

    • lovelyivy

       Agreed, although Jessica Alba’s was giving her a run for the money in the ‘uglaaaaay’ sweepstakes.

  • http://twitter.com/mizenkay Nancy K.

    I can’t be the only one who thinks if Morena Baccarin cut her hair short again, she’d dress a lot more fierce and fabulous. This dress seemed 20 years to old for her.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1447060898 Lori Wade Miller

       We’d yell at Helen Mirren for wearing that!

      • alyce1213

        I’d yell at Helen Mirren if she wore that because it doesn’t suit her body.  I love the dress on Morena.

    • http://robot-heart.tumblr.com heartbot

      It would look so much better if it didn’t have sleeves.

      • BrooklynBomber

        I like the sleeves, but I think with the black sequined thingy down the front and the black detail at the bottom it’s all to much. Without the sequined part, it might look really nice.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1447060898 Lori Wade Miller

    Heidi, you don’t have much in the way of lips to begin with, so don’t go with a nude lip,  you look like a muppet.  Also, does anyone else think that Sarah Hyland looks oddly like LaToya Jackson?

  • filmcricket

    Julia L-D turned 52 yesterday. Those are some damn good genes, y’all.

    Kristen Bell looks so cute with the pregnancy glow, but I do worry she’s going to be another Natalie Portman: someone so tiny that carrying is going to be incredibly uncomfortable for her. 

    Can’t bear Monica B’s get up.

  • call_me_schmeg

    julianne hough’s drag queen dress looks like something alexis matteo would make for a bridal challenge on RPDR. bridal bam!

    • AnnaleighBelle

      I feel like “they” keep trying to make her happen and it just isn’t going to.

    • RebeccaKW

       I kind of liked the glittery top half…the skirt is what lost it for me.  I think if it was sleek and minimal past the hips, it would’ve worked.  With different hair of course.  And makeup.

  • thecitysleeps

    Few dresses are as ugly as that Debra Messing dress.  And what the fuck are those shoes,  Kat McPhee?

    I personally love what Olivia Munn is wearing and I admire a woman who is so beautiful and knows it and does not put on additional useless make up sometimes.  She is working the clean look.

    • Sobaika

      I think she could have used a flick of eyeliner but I agree. I don’t have a problem with her dress either, very sleek.

      This might be because I am definitely on the Munn train after she became the only watchable part of the Newsroom.

    • Karen Maslowski

       It didn’t help that Debra Messing had her hands on her hips in the photos, plus on stage when she was presenting. I kept expecting her to shake her finger at someone.

  • Introspective

    Heidi and Katharine brought the stylish sexpot. and Im feeling it. 

    Julianne looks completely crazy. my eyes are strained by looking at her. go home, wash your face & your hair, and strip that dress down, and try again.

    Hayden looks classically pretty. unfortunate clutch and all.

    what is with all the gowns creating sad and/or crazy boobs??? Sarah Hyland & Jennifer Lawrence (as did Jessica Chastain from the last post) all needed a hard shake and a new neckline. 
     

  • M_E_S

    Tina should have stayed in that blue gown all night.  It was SO gorgeous!

  • GorgeousThings

    Debra Messing is what, maybe a size 6? And yet she insists on wearing outfits that make her look about 4 sizes larger.

    I like Lea’s gown better than I thought I would. Probably because she covered up on top, instead of doing her usual cut down to there and slit up to there. She has to lay off the spray tan, though.

    • Janet B

      I’m always amazed how unflattering Debra Messing dresses.  She could use a pushy stylist that understands how to dress her shape (and remove a couple of bracelets for her). 

      • Lisa_Cop

        Isn’t Rachel Zoe Messing’s stylist?

    • http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

      Debra Messing is thin, flat-chested, and broad-shouldered, and she somehow hasn’t figured out how to dress that. I mean, damn, I’m the same way, and I figured out “no strapless dresses” at age 17.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1447060898 Lori Wade Miller

         I don’t think strapless dresses are flattering to the great majority of women, actually.

        • Billie_Dawn

          Not enough likes in the world for that comment. Why don’t other people see it?!?

        • paginatrix

           YES! I always wonder why brides want to go strapless.

          • alyce1213

            Most bridal selections are strapless because they are easier and cheaper to manufacture and alter.  Brides have become convinced this is “the”  look because it’s shoved down their throats by retailers and designers. 

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1447060898 Lori Wade Miller

           And nothing says class like yanking at your bodice all night.

  • Janet B

    Really liked Jennifer Lawrence’s dress from the waist down.
    I only saw Lea Michelle from the waist up last night, no ‘of course’ which is refreshing.Naomi Watts was just about the only woman I saw who looked appropriately dressed for January. Tina Fey’s dress in the opening was just about perfect.

  • Friedl Vanluchene

    Morena Baccarin looks stunning! 

  • chelwi

    Seeing how Ariel Winter dresses now that she’s not in her mom’s custody makes me happy. She looks adorable and age appropriate!

    • Annabelle Archer

      Is that why she looks age appropriate? I thought it was some sort of reflection on the whole scandal of it all, but I didn’t know the exact spin. 
      Honestly, it was a bit too precious for my tastes, I think there’s a middle ground she’s not quite hitting. Yet. 

      • chelwi

        I don’t know if it’s the exact reason why, but I believe one of the complaints against her mom was that she was trying to sexualize Ariel. This is the first red carpet appearance I’ve seen of Ariel’s since her mom lost custody though.

  • f_yeah_marie

    Lea Michele doesn’t look as orange in the photos as she did last night on TV

  • Angela_the_Librarian

    On a side note..did anyone else notice Jennifer Lawrence wearing some sort of weird blue blouse/jacket/dentist’s smock during the actual ceremony? I didn’t see the red carpet arrivals so I was actually relieved to see her wearing a pretty, if ill-fitting and slightly awkward, gown.
     

    • Sobaika

      Yeah, that was weird. Maybe it was freezing?

      • meowing

        Yes, CA has been in a cold snap (well, for CA), especially once the sun begins to set. 

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

      Maybe she got cold? She took it off whenever she knew she’d be on camera.

    • http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

      I definitely saw her wearing a man’s white coat. I assumed she’d begged it off of someone because the venue was cold, but who knows?

    • ChiliP

      My understanding is that she has the flu and was running a fever last night. She probably had the chills and borrowed/asked for a coat.

    • MK03

      She is apparently fighting off some kind of crud. 

    • http://twitter.com/DuBey2 Marie Fessler

       Angela said:  “On a side note..did anyone else notice Jennifer Lawrence wearing some
      sort of weird blue blouse/jacket/dentist’s smock during the actual
      ceremony? I didn’t see the red carpet arrivals so I was actually
      relieved to see her wearing a pretty, if ill-fitting and slightly
      awkward, gown.”

         I think she got tired of everybody’s food ending up in the scoops sticking out at her bustline.

  • kimmeister

    That’s a high slit, even for Heidi.  But why is she wearing white-out on her lips???
    My favorite of this bunch is Morena.  Wow!
    Sarah Hyland’s dress was pretty, if only her boobs had been contained within it.

  • f_yeah_marie

    Debra Messing looks shapeless and boxy at the same time in that gown :|  JL-D bringing it yet again.

  • kelsita421

    Tina Fey’s curves in that teal gown were like BOOM! BAM! Loved that on her. 

  • http://onebluetree.blogspot.com/ Sara L.

    Naomi Watts FTW. Gorgeous.

  • http://robot-heart.tumblr.com heartbot

    Pregnant women should never, ever wear a dress with a high neckline because all it does is highlight all the extra weight you’re carrying in your face, and that applies to pretty much every pregnant woman ever, even Kristen Bell. I don’t understand why any maternity evening gown should have a bejeweled high neckline, which in combination with bejeweled cap sleeves just serves to make everything from the double chin up look puffy.

    I really don’t like all the bizarrely stiff fabrics that almost universally looked wrinkled and puckered. Also not a fan of all the voluminous dresses that have serious poof right when you get to the hips. Naomi Watts was my favorite, weird cape and all.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

    I agree with the criticism of Morena Baccarin’s gown, but I still like it. It’s incredibly elegant and certainly stands out. I think she looks lovely. I also don’t hate Tina Fey’s gown, despite the tea length. Naomi Watts looks radiant in that color. I can appreciate seeing gowns with sleeves; they’re a rarity on the red carpet.

  • butterflysunita

    The Kluminator was werqing it.  If you’re going to show a leg, that’s the way to do it.  Lea Michele, put your leg away–don’t even try to imitate your elders and betters.  All you get from me is an “of course”.  

  • colleenjanel

    The nude lip trend needs to die. Even my non-fashion minded friends on FB were commenting on the apparent lipstick shortage plaguing Los Angeles. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/david.samson.79 David Samson

    Totally fed up with EVERY pic of Heidi Klum with either her dress or her split ending at her crotch. And as her knees are obviously not her best feature……

  • DinaSews

    Did anyone else think that Hayden’s eye makeup looked a little odd?  I can’t decide if it is just the wrong color or applied in the wrong place.  It’s shrinking her eyes, I think.

    • Annabelle Archer

      Great hair, not so great make up.

    • Little_Olive

      Clashes with the clutch, actually. She should have dichted it and maybe have avoided the trip to Barbieville.

  • EEKstl

    I agree that Naomi Watts’s dress didn’t need the train but other than that I loved it, in fact between QHoFF, Watts and Morena Baccarin, sleeves ruled!  And in Klum’s case, one sleeve (she looked pretty fierce, non?).

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Julianne Hough is slowly morphing into the drag queen Ryan Seacrest has always wanted to be.

    • http://twitter.com/DuBey2 Marie Fessler

       THis.  And Ryan S couldn’t stop talking about how great her dress was at the end of the show…

  • http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/lastbutnotleast janinedm

     Who told Debra Messing she could wear Helena Bonham Carter’s dress?

  • Super_Red

    the Kluminator looks amazing. She’s hit or miss (mostly miss) on the red carpet for me, but damn if she didn’t nail it here. Sarah Hyland just makes me sad. And I don’t care what you say, Ariel Winter’s headband is adorable. As for Miss Michele.. I had so hoped we’d turned a corner with her. Apparently not. 

  • libraangel

    Just two things: I don’t understand Jennifer Lawrence’s bodice: was it supposed to stick out like that, or go further up? I don’t know, but it looked bizarre. Sally Field_ yes pretty, but I think it looks like it is falling down off her.

  • mom2ab

    Debra Messing looks great from the neck up- and she gets points for not showing acres of her bony sternum as she is wont to do.  Katherine McPhee on the other hand looks like she tried on her dress after yoga class and somehow wandered out of the house- just awful.

  • Zippypie

    I couldn’t stop staring at Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs and I didn’t want to.  The dress would have been passable without all that frippery right there on her nipples.  What is that?!  Heidi’s makeup is hideous.  Yes, her body looks great, but the face, no no no!  And poor Deborah Messing.  That is a tragedy on heels.

    Sally Field looked very pretty.  I liked Naomi Watt’s 30′s nod but it didn’t fit her well in the torso.  Tina Fey looked really stunning in the blue dress she wore hosting.  But there’s no one in this bunch that I would say I really liked.

    And poor Kristen Bell. She must be exhausted after carrying around that beaded armor breastplate all night.

  • Frank_821

    I actually loved seeing Heidi. It was a refreshing change of pace to see her in white

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905542323 Rhonda Shore

    I couldn’t figure out what was going on w/JLas boobs…yet despite that weirdness, she looked tres va-va-voom.   

  • peachy

    meh, none of these are really worth a second glance. but you’re spot on, TLo, with the commentary on TFey’s teal dress; a real knockout figure-hugging sparkly affair that looked sensational.

  • Stubenville

    Oh Heidi – I thought that was one of your best looks ever and then I spied the leg. Cougarville.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      And in some photos, the cutaway in the skirt went all the way to Cooterville, making that dress and Fraulein Heidi look vulgar, vulgar, vulgar.

      • Stubenville

        I hope she had pretty underwear on!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Cleary/1201575213 Patrick Cleary

    I actually love Tina Fey’s dress here. She’s here to work, as opposed to those here to display themselves. Lady comedians can have a bit more moving room, I think. 

  • decormaven

    Julianne Hough’s look is downright scary. Makes me think she is the missing member of the Stray Cats.

  • KatieKissinger

    Don’t love Tina’s dress but her hair and makeup is flawless.  Katherine McPhee I actually gasped at a little, she looked like sex on a stick but not at all vulgar, go ahead girl!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clydette-Wantland/673315286 Clydette Wantland

    When I saw Debra hit the carpet I screamed, NO NO NO!  She looks huge in that dress and it does look like she ripped it out of a coffin.  Seriously bad.  Doesn’t Rachel Zoe usually style her?  Was she on vacation or something?

  • schadenfreudelicious

    that dress may be a personal worst for Debra Messing, i have never seen anyone look so literally “boxy”.. and the 72 bracelets didn’t help much either….

  • GenieinTX

    I love JLD Very Wang so so much.  It was gorgeous in motion, all those layers.  Loved it.

  • Mazenderan

    Jennifer Lawrence’s dress looks like the most annoying thing ever to wear around the boobs. I imagine you’d want to keep pulling it up all the time.

    Sally Field’s hair is awful.  It looks like the impromptu updo you do when you’re having a bath.

    Tina Fey looked lovely.

  • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

    I think I would have really liked Ilsa Fisher’s gown if she had been working it at all.

  • BrooklynBomber

    LOVE that color on Naomi Watts!

    Jesus, that Monique Lhullier on Julianne Hough is. . . is . . . I can’t find the words. It looks like it comes from one of those “Say Yes to the Dress” episodes where the bride has cajoled her parents into spending $25,000 on a bejeweled, tulled atrocity.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002396153672 Ann Martina

    Naomi Watts:  My first thought was “she’s pooing fabric!”

  • meebs

    For why Debra, for why?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=811053804 Stacy Parker Cole

    Julianne H seemed to be channeling Miley Cyrus.  (I thought it WAS Miley at first glance.) This is not a good thing for her! lol

  • suzq

    Wow.  I must be paying WAY TOO CLOSE attention to Project Runway All-Stars.  The couturiers were working on Morena Baccarin’s dress when the finalists visited the workroom!  If you don’t want to go back and re-watch, the picture is on the Lifetime website “Episode Photos, Episode 11.”

    • http://twitter.com/DuBey2 Marie Fessler

       Maybe that is why I immediately liked Morena’s dress when I saw it.  I don’t remember seeing it in the workroom, but my sub-Conscious did!  Loved it, and her styling.

  • CassandraMortmain

    Lotta boring stuff here.  Ariel Winter is adorable, headband and all.  Naomi Watts looks amazing.  That may be my favorite dress of the evening.  I love Morena Baccarin’s dress but I think it’s way too mature for her.  Thye Dowager Countess could rock it though.  Also, her hair and makeup are a mess.   I loathe Kat McPhee but I must concede that she looks amazing.  Or she would have, if she’d left the stripper heels at home.  Debra Messing is a disaster on every level.  Dracula’s coffin indeed.

  • http://profiles.google.com/dorothymichael Dorothy & Michael n/a

    Hayden’s clutch: repurposed Barbie pencil case?

  • MilaXX

    Lots of missteps in this batch.
    Allison Williams All the”Girls” seem to confuse natural faces with drab.
    Ariel Winter – I’m sure given her very public custody battles the goal was age appropriate, but that headband belongs on a 6 year old.
    Debra Messing – She looks like Ms Kitty.
    Jennifer Lawrence – Another look I went back and forth on. I think it was a take on a retro 50′s silhouette, but  pointy shelf boob effect was distracting.
    Julianne Hough – I do not get why it is so hard for her to dress her age.Naomi Watts – Great color, but the hair is awful and she was pooing fabric
    Olivia Munn – The bag is too big and looks cheap. I don’t get why she doesn’t do a bolder lip. She would look great in a bold red lip.
    Sally Field – I think the girls needed more support.
    Sarah Hyland – The entire look was bad. Go home and try again.
    Tina Fey The hem is weird, but I liked it.

  • e jerry powell

    Morena Baccarin looks as if she’s about to go read Mass in the 15th century.  BIG CROSS!

  • Imasewsure

    Morena and Naomi brought it and I don’t think the “mature” labels here are a bad thing if they are done right. Love both these looks

  • alyce1213

    Morena Baccarin’s couture Valentino is one of the most beautiful dresses I’ve seen on any RC. It’s exquisite, classic, so very French.  Her hair was perfect.

    We can always count on Heidi’s slit to be too high, her dress to be too tight, and her boobs to be unleashed (covered or not).  And shiny.  I’m too well acquainted with her mons pubis and I really don’t want to be.  She needs to tone down the exhibitionism.

    Debra Messing didn’t drop the Wonder Woman pose all night, even on stage.  Could her arms not support the cuffs and bangles without hands resting on hips? She looked so awkward.

    Sally Field was just lovely.

    • MilaXX

       Heidi/Halle/JLo will always teeter on (and occasionally tip over) into slutty.

  • Fordzo

    This photo makes Heidi look like she has the same mustache as John Waters.  

  • http://twitter.com/laura_carolyn LC

    Are you going to do a post on Tina Fey & Amy Poehler’s dresses during the show? PLEASE!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U5LTVYHX32MGMMXR33G7TOXVR4 Magdalena Monzerrat Ontiveros

    Sarah wanted to look like Sofia! 

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    I liked Tina’s new hair color also.
    And I want the blush dresses to stop.
    And that is the only Julia Louis-D dress that I haven’t like ever.
    I feel like the Debra Messings dress – aside from being ugly – was just too much for the occasion. I mean really, this is more like an Oscar after party than the actual Oscars. All those chairs and tables to negotiate. I just feel like the ball gowns look out of place at this event. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535548244 Kim Baker Vidas Davey-Irvin

    i wish frau heidi wouldn’t do that with her mouth; it makes her look like she has a ‘stache.  a rather dashing ‘stache, but still.

  • smallgirlsaretrouble

     Allison Williams looks like she has a stag/rhinoceros beetle stuck on the front of her dress – definitely an insect armor vibe going on

  • bluefish

    Naomi

  • Call me Bee

    Awwww–I love this dres son Tina Fey.  Cute and fresh.  
    All are pretty standard and most very pretty.  
     Morean in the sheer sleeves looks fabulous, very “Paris runway.”
    Was all ready to love Heidi’s dress until I saw that slit.  Then it became an ”of course.”   

  • MilaXX

    Just saw a picture of Julianne Hough’s after party dress. It’s so much prettier and youthful. I wish she had worn that to the awards instead.

  • http://twitter.com/iraki86 IraKi

    I think Tina looked so beautiful every minute last night! Well, I can’t be objective though because I love her so so so much!

  • Fordzo

    I loved Allison William’s earrings.  So pretty.

  • Kristy Evans

    Lea Michele was a terrible shade of orange on screen. Morena Baccarin clearly wants a guest spot on Downton Abbey. Katharine McPhee looks like the classiest girl at the AVN awards.

  • Terrible_Person

    Morena Baccarin’s look shouldn’t work… but it does, at least for me.

    Re: Emily Deschanel’s “Pretty, even if it does look like she’s got turtles on her shoulders.” Yeah, but they’re fierce turtles.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

    I thought Amy & Tina both looked gorgeous in their gowns at the top of the show.  And Ms. Klum’s lips look oddly plumped here.  I agree of the “of course” for the slit up to Vajayjaytown.  Doesn’t help that I hate one-sleeved dresses.

    • Lisa_Cop

      Her lips have looked plumped for quite awhile.

  • kalisa

    I am in love with NAVY. Love the color of Sally’s dress. 

  • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com cheekypinky

    I tried on the gown that Ms. Julia Louis is wearing!

    And trust, it is MAGNIFICENT in person–it’s this fantastic champagne-y color, and the workmanship is staggering.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    This is the best that Hayden Panettiere has looked in a long time. Pretty, and age AND figure appropriate. I kind of like Katherine McPhee’s dress. I’m surprised that I

  • Warrior89

    Klum’s lips.  What.  Ugh.  

  • http://twitter.com/DuBey2 Marie Fessler

    I thought Sally looked Awesome! She’s even older than me, so I am VERY impressed.

  • librarygrrl64

    Jennifer: she really loves her some weird bodices
    Julia: stunning!
    Katharine: looks like her boobs are trying to escape around to the back; very unflattering
    Morena: channeling Sophia Loren, in a good way!
    Lea: lay off the tanner!
    Naomi: I agree on the train, but otherwise stunning

  • enchanted216

    Trains are always unneccessary, but they are dramatic, and I thought it was pretty:)

  • sweet_potato

    Heidi’s dress is too tight and I think L’wren Scott is a sucky designer. Poor JLa, I was so distracted by the weird boob shelves, WTH.

  • Derek_anny

    I want to cut holes in the shoulders of Kristen Bell’s dress.  Yes, it would have been a bit predictable. but people don’t have the same standards for maternity wear.  At least it would have given the illusion of more neck, which this look desperately needs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1010760316 Rachel Lockhart

    Debra Messing = Ursula from Little Mermaid

  • Anniebet

    Debra Messing has no waist and no bosoms, and that dress did nothing but emphasize the lack of both. Dreadful choice. 

  • bertkeeter

    Someone NOT seen on the RC was Nina Garcia…She looked chic as hell in an understated black strapless lace and slightly beaded gown that stopped at the ankle! She has an amazing bod. Her hair, down a la N G, was beautiful. And that smile! :)

  • PhillipWilde

    The  embellished panel on the front of Morena’s dress is pretty, but it looks so heavy compared to the lightness of the rest of the dress.

  • http://twitter.com/peacebang Victoria Weinstein

    Holy cow, Miss McPhee!! I agree with all the other BKs who were scared of Fraulein Klum’s invisible scary mouth (and TACKY gown), didn’t think Julia Louis-Dreyfus’s dress was at all flattering on her and think that Isla Fischer needs to send her make-up artist a bag of cow pies for what s/he did to her face. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

    KLUMINATOR BEST.

    Also, Julianne, Honey, you’re just not that famous or that big a deal for a dress like that. Take it off and give it to ANYONE ELSE PRESENT AT THE SHOW.

  • Damien W

    When I first saw Naomi, I thought “She came in drag as Helen Mirren.”

    I think Tina’s dress killed.

  • guest2visits

    Again; most all the gowns were just beautiful.  There were a few curious and poor choices. (Debra M: coffin lining!)

  • Ellie Rowe

    Hayden looked pretty enough; but her face looked like it would melt if she stood to close to the radiator. Love the dress but the barbie make-up ruined it for me!

  • Nancy Dunn

    For a lowly TV star, Emily Deschanel hit it out of the park. She looked the best I have ever seen her. Emily for the win!!!

  • quiltrx

    Julia’s dress was actually my favorite of the few I saw elsewhere before getting a chance to come here.  There’s something about a bit of black lace layered over taupe or even tan that I always like…and it’s VERY flattering for her.

    And GAH, Heidi’s “all my makeup is the color of my skin” makeup is almost as aging and weird as Rachel Zoe’s.
    I actually really like Tina’s dress–it’s different, and rather Dita.
    And props to Morena (who is preternaturally gorgeous anyway) for picking something completely different.  It sort of gives a film-noir-femme-fatale-peignoir vibe that I like.

  • http://twitter.com/missbethg Beth Ann Gallagher

    Allison Williams’s gown looked more like the lining of a dress than an actual dress.

    I have to disagree on Tina Fey’s outfit. I thought it was pretty and flirty.

  • Pseudonymous Jones

    Heidi Klum, get thee some lipstick.

  • hape_dex

    Morena Baccarin should really cit her hair off, she looks stunning with a pixie cut, so much better than she ever did with long hair.