Keep it moving, people.
Allison Williams in J. Mendel
Oddly stiff and unflattering.
Ariel Winter in Valentino
Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.
Debra Messing in Donna Karan
Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.
Emily Deschanel in Badgley Mischka
Pretty, even if it does look like she’s got turtles on her shoulders.
Hayden Panettiere in Roberto Cavalli
This was a lovely pale pink on screen. It looked great on her and she’s never looked quite so polished before. The clutch is awful, though.
Heidi Klum in Alexandre Vauthier
WERQ it, Fraulein!
Isla Fisher in Reem Acra
Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior Couture
Yet another “red carpet red.” We like the skirt and the belt, but the utterly bizarre headlight boobs pretty much ruined it.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Vera Wang
Bitch don’t age. This looked better on screen than it does here. We appreciated the boldness of wearing a brown on the red carpet.
Julianne Hough in Monique Lhuillier
Drag queen dress. Drag king hair.
Katharine McPhee in Theyskens’ Theory
BAM. Girl CLEARLY wanted to grab some attention for herself last night.
Kristen Bell in Jenny Packham
It’s a bit too heavy and over-embellished up top, but it’s a pretty good maternity gown. The color looks lovely on her.
Lea Michele in Elie Saab
We can’t really fault her for Angelina-ing her leg, since a whole bunch of ladies were doing that last night. Nice enough dress, but we hate the shoes.
Megan Fox in Dolce&Gabbana
Yawn. This blush trend can’t end soon enough.
Morena Baccarin in Valentino Couture
We suppose you could call this a bit mature, if not downright matronly, but we thought it was striking. Loved the hair and makeup.
Naomi Watts in Zac Posen
The train is totally unnecessary and it looks like this could’ve been fitted better, but the color is gorgeous on her.
Olivia Munn in Giorgio Armani
The dress looks awkward, the jewelry and clutch look like afterthoughts, and the head looks totally underdone.
Sally Field in Alberta Ferretti
Very, very pretty.
Sarah Hyland in Max Azria Atelier
The bumpit hair and babyheads take the whole look to tackytown. She looks like she’s in a child beauty pageant.
Tina Fey in L’Wren Scott
We wanted to like this, but the bustline is a little precious and the hem stops at a really awkward place. If this was a floor-length gown, we’d probably love it. On the other hand, her teal gown on stage was stunning.
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