Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Alicia Keys in Victoria Beckham
Girl, this whole look is doing you wrong:
Alicia Keys poses at the 40 Principales Awards 2012 in Madrid, Spain in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti sandals and Vernier jewelry.
Victoria Beckham Spring 2012 Collection/Model Kati Nescher
Giuseppe Zanotti Metal-heel Suede Sandals
The Lucy Ricardo hair, the cat-eyes, the for-models-only dress, the lack of support, the heavy-looking shoes – NONE of this is working for us, dear. Nor is it working for you. You sit whoever’s responsible down in a locked room and unleash the biggest diva-bitch meltdown you can summon from the depths of your soul on them, girl. We’re talking Faye-Dunaway-as-Joan-Crawford shit.