We are confused, darlings. Our minds are going off in many directions at once. This seems appropriate, given the subject matter.
Emma Watson attends People’s Choice Awards 2013 in a Peter Pilotto dress paired with Tabitha Simmons sandals.
Peter Pilotto Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Carolina Thaler
Tabitha Simmons Bailey Suede Sandals
On the one hand, we have dedicated our lives* to the idea that celebrities should take some risks with their fashion, especially since they so rarely pay for it. There’s nothing more boring to us than a bandage dress in a neutral color or a grey suit with a grey tie.
On the other hand, this dress is completely insane. You can see our dilemma.
It seems almost silly to subject this thing to normal fashion crit, but we have to say, ignoring the craziness of the design, we’re struck by how it pretty much makes her look like she has no breasts at all. Also: the shoes are just a little too on-point. We would have recommended – well, we would have recommended that she not wear the dress at all, but if she is going to wear the dress, then we would have recommended a more toned-down pair of shoes than these. As it is, there’s way too much strappiness going on.
Also: What the hell did Emma Watson win a People’s Choice Award for?