It’s all going according to plan, darlings. We put up lists; you guys all scream and pound your fists and generally accuse us of drug and alcohol abuse; we sit back, laugh, and have another (handful of) butter cookie. Lather, rinse repeat. We’re such master manipulators. We should probably get around to taking over the world one of these days.
We can’t, however, count, which is why Chloe’s entry is at the top of this list after spending all of yesterday at the bottom of the previous one.
Chloe Sevigny attends the premiere of ‘American Horror Story: Asylum’ in Hollywood, California in a Valentino dress.
Miss Chloe is making the first of two appearances on our list this year, which means that, believe it or not, this is NOT the worst thing she’s worn in the past year. But it’s hideous, that’s for sure.
Maggie Gyllenhaal attends the ‘Won’t Back Down’ screening in New York City.
After 47 years of service to the New York Public School system, Miss Maggie graciously and eagerly steps into the newest stage in her life: NOT giving any more years of service to the New York Public School system.
Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone attend the world Premiere of “The Amazing Spider-Man” in Tokyo, Japan. Emma Stone wore a Rochas dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes.
A shit-brown Lucy Van Pelt dress paired with Rue McClanahan’s old makeup job. We think that about sums it up.
7. Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy
Amanda Seyfried attends the 66th Annual Tony Awards in NYC in Givenchy. Sandals by Givenchy. Jewelry by Fred Leighton.
The look on her face really sells it, right? If that’s not an “Oh, FUCK. I look like shit and there are cameras here” expression, we don’t know what is.
Johnny Depp attends UK premiere of “Dark Shadows” in London.
Elderly gay wind chime.