Miss Universe National Costume 2012 – Part 3

Posted on December 20, 2012

Final round, ladies! Part 1 here and Part 2 here.

 

Albania

 “Enough with these prostitutes and fancy ladies. Albania is sturdy and traditional.”

 

 

Australia

 “FUCK THAT NOISE. Australia just wants to hit the nightclubs!”

 

 

Brazil

“The Airbrushing-the-Side-of-a-Van industry is thriving in Brazil! As represented by this totally awesome Cheetah ralphing on my dress!”

 

 

Chile

 “Our battalions of Chilean colonial super-model ninjas are fucking amazing.”

 

 

Costa Rica

 “Come to Costa Rica and we will DANCE in our tacky bathrooms!”

 

 

Curacao

 “Curacaon Bronze Eagle Warriors! Tonight we swoop down on the battalions of Chilean supermodel ninjas and claim VENGEANCE!”

 

 

Czech Republic

 “Fuck you, Albania. Czech Republic can beat your sturdy ass when it comes to traditional.”

 

 

Denmark

 “We’re all kinda depressed in Denmark at the moment.”

 

 

Ecuador

 “ECUADOR! FUCKING BIRDS!”

 

Hungary

“Come to Hungary, where we keep our women pure by laminating them and putting their privates under pounds and layers of fabric! You’re not getting in there any time soon, buddy!”

 

 

Japan

“Japan. Eat our fierceness.”

 

Kosovo

 “I don’t have a goddamn clue what I’m supposed to be but I am OWNING IT, bitches.”

 

 

Norway

 “Albanian and Czech girls are whores. When you want extreme tradition, you want a Norwegian.”

 

Guatemala

“Guatemala! Where we demand human sacrifice to appease our showgirls!”

 

 

Panama

 “Fuck off, Guatemala.”

 

 

Peru

 “You can both step off, bitches.

Mountains of gold and cages full of virgins by sundown, mortals.”

 

Puerto Rico

 “Puerto Rico! Who needs clothes, right?”

 

 

Russia

“Russia does. It’s fucking cold here.”

 

 

 

Paraguay

“Poise and muscle control, bitches. Paraguay REPRESENT.”

 

 

Honduras

 “ENOUGH! The necks of Honduran women are the STRONGEST in the WORLD!”

 

Venezuela

“Lick me, bitch. I’ve got a giant fucking box of chocolates on my head.”

 

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