Miss Universe National Costume 2012 – Part 2

Posted on December 20, 2012

Feathers, stripper heels, flags and weapons, darlings. There’s simply nothing like it to be found anywhere. Part 1 here. Part 3 to follow shortly.

Hit it again, ladies.

 

Argentina

“Am I a bat? Some form of demon? Or perhaps some species of bee? Come to Argentina, where our bat-bee-demon women will cater to your needs!”

 

Aruba

 “And when I blow on my magic stick, the rest of my clothes will disappear!”

 

 

Bahamas

 “GRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE BAHAMAS AREN’T FUCKING AROUND ANYMORE!!”

 

 

Canada

 “Canada is proud to be the leading developer of grade school textbook covers for the developed world.”

 

 

Cayman Islands

 “Here. Here is where the Cayman Islands will make their stand. My feather warrioresses will ride up and form a line here.”

 

 

China

 “Come to China! Our girls are walking gift shops!”

 

 

Croatia

“Croatia! Where the homosexuals are forced to work on cars, and costumes are instead designed by pervy, middle-aged straight guys!”

 

 

Cyprus

 “Come to Cyprus, where we all dress like we’re getting married on a beach!”

 

 

Estonia

 “LET ME HEAR IT ONE TIME FOR ESTONIA, BITCHES!”

 

 

Finland

 “Finnish Ice Fairies will welcome you at the airport in skimpy costumes!”

 

 

France

 “We’re with Italy. We just weren’t feeling it this year. Here’s a flag.”

 

 

Great Britain

“Here’s MY flag, bitches! Right on my crotch!” GLAM ROCK UK, FUCKERS.”

 

 

Guyana

“Come to Guyana, where our homosexual costume designers are seriously out of control!”

 

 

Ireland

 “Come to Ireland, where the strippers will dance a jig for you!”

 

 

Israel

 “Elf Queen of Loth-Israel!” ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.”

 

 

Jamaica

 “Come to Jamaica and party with hot women. You know it.”

 

Mexico

 “VIVA MEXICO, YOU FUCKING LOSERS.”

 

Netherlands

 “The Netherlands is proud of its standing as the world leaders in art therapy for the seriously disturbed!”

 

 

New Zealand

 “Buy a slutty bride in New Zealand!”

 

 

Romania

 “Romania. We’re right abooooout here. On the map.”

 

 

South Africa

“Cayman Islands is gathering her forces. It is time for PRINCESS GLITTERSPARKLE OF SOUTH AFRICA to respond in kind. Diamond Knights, ATTACK!”

 

 

St. Lucia

 “Come to St. Lucia and party with even hotter women. We don’t believe in skirts here. Not really.”

 

 

Switzerland

 “In Switzerland, we will form a kick line AND take your luggage up to your room!”

 

Ukraine

“Tonight, Ukraine will make war against Bahamas for their aggressive posturing.”

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