Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in NYC

Posted on December 05, 2012

Ahh, wedded bliss. Just look at these two lovebird, awash in the glow of marriage:

 

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake out and about in New York City.

Jesus, lighten up, will you, Jess? Yes, we can see your ring.

She looks cute, but his jacket is weirdly shaped, no? It’s like an A-line dress.

 

[Photo Credit: TS, PacificCoastNews]

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

      How did she knot her scarf like that?

      • shanna bowie

        Regular knot with a tuck? 

      • Deb_Lynn

        Haha I bet that alone took 20 minutes of staging before they walked out the door *nonchalantly*

        • theblondette

           Yeah, especially how she just “accidentally” tied it over her hair.

      • cleverlady

        My very first question as well… I’m good at a few varieties of knots but have been staring at this… maybe I need to get out a scarf and play!

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

          Maybe there’s a YouTube video with instructions lol

          • snevhead

            There is. I think it’s called 31 ways to tie a scarf? The Waterfall is good….

            • lovelyivy

               I LOVE youtube for this kind of stuff- a while back youtube taught me how to do a killer smokey eye.

      • Sugarbeetle

        It looks like this with a shorter scarf so the ends pop out. http://www.tiemyscarf.com/how-to-tie-a-scarf/videos/135-figure-eight-knot

      • 3boysful

         I was JUST going to type that!

      • Beardslee

         I had the same question!  I wear scarves all the time but that is a new one to me and it looks great.

    • MrsMaxPower

      The bangs are as gauche as her desperate attempts to flaunt the ring.  We get it, Gollum, you love the ring.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509434130 Michelle Le

        HAAAAA!
        she’s at the top of my totally rational hate list. 

        • MrsMaxPower

          I do not get her appeal aside from the fact that she’s got a banging bod (though I’m disappointed by her looking less muscle-y lately).  

          She’s creeping up my hate list, but I fear no cloying twit of a starlet could ever usurp Taylor Swift from the #1 spot on my list.

      • Introspective

        Yes!!! So ready for the Hobbit next wk!!

        Oh wait were supposed to be caring about these two on their so totally not staged “errands.” Sorry but I dont have enough fucks to give about these two. They look like an unremarkable fashion conscious enough couple in nyc. I saw 4 versions of them on Houston St today at lunchtime.

        • DeborahJozayt

          And the guys from Sherlock are in it! Super Freaking Spectacular! If TLo does an article of Cumberbatch and Freeman, I will be ecstatic!

          • Jecca2244

            Wait Cumberbatch is in the hobbit??? I love him!

            • DeborahJozayt

              Ya, he’s playing Smaug, the same way Andy Serkis played Gollum for the LOTR trilogy. You won’t physically see his face or anything, but he’s the embodiment of a dragon with the voice. Giddy giddy giddy!

            • julnyes

               He is also playing The Necromancer!

          • H2olovngrl

            MAKE IT SO.

    • http://twitter.com/kbshee kbshee

      At least she’s not doing that awkward bag hold.
       

      • gabbilevy

        No this is worse. This is Kate Middleton-hand-clasp-with-Diana’s-ring without any of Kate’s class or charm.

    • Imasewsure

      I like the jacket since it’s not a full-on swing coat. It’s amazing how nice casual can look when you have the $$$. Smile Girl…. your husband is ignoring you, but you look Maaarrrvellous!

      • raininmai

         I love the color of her bag with the rest of her outfit. I’ve always loved a cross body purse for practical reasons. But Justin’s jacket reminds me of a nursing top I had long, long ago and a man’s jacket shouldn’t be bringing that to my mind.  :)

        • http://twitter.com/iJenmac Jennifer McClory

           I thought the same thing.  Those are total “nursing flaps.” 

    • Kenisha Hill Phillips

      I didn’t even know they were an item. Show’s what I know… Anyway, her scarf is cute.

    • snarkykitten

      they look sooooo into each other, don’t they?

    • jilly_d

      she looks great; love the pop of berry in the bag.

    • traceyishere

      Swing coat.

    • quiltrx

      The only thing they look awash in is ennui.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

      J.T.’s legs are melting…..

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Don’t you just hate it when you’re out with your honey and he spends the whole time on his cell phone???

    • BrooklynBomber

      So cute! I love the pink collar and the butterscotch-color eye patch.

    • MilaXX

      She is such a rookie. Can’t even do a convincing ring flash. 

    • marilyn

      This is certainly not a private outing.  Their outfits are tightly coordinated.

    • Susan Sontag

      Her coat is adorable.  

    • Lisa_Cop

      She looks frustrated, feeling neglected.

    • Pants_are_a_must

      They’re in matching fashionable slankets.

    • crash1212

      I love her jacket – actually, I love her whole outfit and would trample over somebody for those boots. He’s looking kinda cute as well. I must admit, if I had cameras following me everywhere, I’m pretty sure that would be the look on my face all the time. I know, I know “they’re public people”….etc, blah blah blah – still – I think it would be so f-ing annoying.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bob-Sponge/100000465550991 Bob Sponge

      It seems that they just had a big fight. She trying to talk to him while he covers his ear, pretending he’s on an important phone call.

    • Rebecca Jay

      Too bad they weren’t awash in something like oh, soap and hot water.  They both, especially her, look grungy dirty.

      I like her coat, but oh how I loathe those stupid knit beanies dudes wear.  They all look like they smell like dog.

    • Zippypie

      Married a month and already he’s on the phone constantly when with her. Yeehaw!

    • angryparsnip

       Thank You for the link…. so cute !

      cheers,  parsnip

    • Carla_Charlton

      Well, if I saw them walking around the city, I’d think they look fashionable, handsome, and rich.  And I guess that’s what they wanted!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NUZ2RGIDRXKK6ADHFPPCR6S3WI MariaM

      He’s a douche.  I feel for her.  

    • roadtrip1000

      They’re okay but that little dog in the background is fabulous. Love the pink outerwear.

    • ccm800

      douche chills

    • berkeleygirl

      If that’s what marriage looks like, I’m thrilled to be single.

    • thecitysleeps

      I want her jacket/cardigan.

    • RzYoung

      Oh god, is she going to start wearing baggy so that the tabloids can start yelling ‘PREGNANT’ at her and she can stay relevant? I want to hibernate :(

    • bellafigura1

      Show the bag! Show the bag!

    • MoHub

      Am I crazy, or are they walking in step like soldiers?

    • Tatiana Luján

      Her bangs look pretty with those frames. This is the first time I like how she looks with those bangs.
      I also like her boots and jeans.

    • ShayShay

      I don’t have anything nice to say.

      • H2olovngrl

        I am not sure why, but that totally cracked me up. I am a simple person with simple needs, I guess.

    • TRSTL

      His coat is a very odd shape and I HATE those hipster “falling off the back of my head” stocking caps.  H A T E.  She looks pretty though.

    • afabulous50

      Douche and Douchess…out for a stroll.

    • decormaven

      His coat reminds me of an old maxi/mini coat I had in the late 60s. It zipped at two different levels for variety in looks. His stylist must be pawing through the vintage barrels.

    • 2ndhandchic

      I’m glad T&L mentioned JT’s coat because it looks really feminine to me.

    • Cathy S

      I love her scarf and coat. I like his coat too. You know, I really really like that scarf.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002396153672 Ann Martina

      Everything she wears seems to be weirdly shaped

    • Srw27

      She has serious bitch face…

    • stubbornthoughts

      The Curiosity land rover on Mars can see her ring.

      Love her scarf. Not hot on how puffy her jeans tucked into her boots, but otherwise I dig her look. Agree that his jacket is oddly shaped. 

    • alyce1213

      Except for his A-line jacket, I think they both look just fine.  I particularly like her jacket and the way she did her scarf.

    • H2olovngrl

      Picture #5: “Uh, yo, hang on a minute, the old lady’s trying to talk to me. OK. There. That’s better.”

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/FHLWSE7HQKOWJ43KJLAKHKERAU Bailey Lovell

      Hahahaha.  Man, don’t these pictures speak a million words?  It’s genuinely funny seeing these pictures of Jsquared and thinking back to Anne Hathway and her husband walking their dogs.  This is the complete opposite on the spectrum of newlywed-dom.  Granted we all have our days, but if a fraction of the cheating rumors about him are right, she has every right to look downright pissed at him every second of their short-lived love story. 

    • UglyTalents

      I think she’s a very pretty girl, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen her and not thought, “Oh, pretty.” Him, I just want to slap. 

    • glennethph

      This is not what I’d imagine if somebody told me ‘newlywed.’

      And he’s on my hatelist.

    • guest2visits

      I like both outfits. Although it does look like he could be wearing one of her heavy weather coats.
      They are abit annoying in their seriously hip-celeb kind of way.

    • allcapsERINN

      HA HAAAAAAAAA! This post made me laugh out loud. His coat! Her hands! The romance!

      Her purse is cool, though.