Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in NYC

Posted on December 05, 2012

Ahh, wedded bliss. Just look at these two lovebird, awash in the glow of marriage:


Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake out and about in New York City.

Jesus, lighten up, will you, Jess? Yes, we can see your ring.

She looks cute, but his jacket is weirdly shaped, no? It’s like an A-line dress.


[Photo Credit: TS, PacificCoastNews]

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  • How did she knot her scarf like that?

    • shanna bowie

      Regular knot with a tuck? 

    • Deb_Lynn

      Haha I bet that alone took 20 minutes of staging before they walked out the door *nonchalantly*

      • theblondette

         Yeah, especially how she just “accidentally” tied it over her hair.

    • cleverlady

      My very first question as well… I’m good at a few varieties of knots but have been staring at this… maybe I need to get out a scarf and play!

      • Maybe there’s a YouTube video with instructions lol

        • snevhead

          There is. I think it’s called 31 ways to tie a scarf? The Waterfall is good….

          • lovelyivy

             I LOVE youtube for this kind of stuff- a while back youtube taught me how to do a killer smokey eye.

    • Sugarbeetle

      It looks like this with a shorter scarf so the ends pop out.

    • 3boysful

       I was JUST going to type that!

    • Beardslee

       I had the same question!  I wear scarves all the time but that is a new one to me and it looks great.

  • MrsMaxPower

    The bangs are as gauche as her desperate attempts to flaunt the ring.  We get it, Gollum, you love the ring.

    • HAAAAA!
      she’s at the top of my totally rational hate list. 

      • MrsMaxPower

        I do not get her appeal aside from the fact that she’s got a banging bod (though I’m disappointed by her looking less muscle-y lately).  

        She’s creeping up my hate list, but I fear no cloying twit of a starlet could ever usurp Taylor Swift from the #1 spot on my list.

    • Introspective

      Yes!!! So ready for the Hobbit next wk!!

      Oh wait were supposed to be caring about these two on their so totally not staged “errands.” Sorry but I dont have enough fucks to give about these two. They look like an unremarkable fashion conscious enough couple in nyc. I saw 4 versions of them on Houston St today at lunchtime.

      • DeborahJozayt

        And the guys from Sherlock are in it! Super Freaking Spectacular! If TLo does an article of Cumberbatch and Freeman, I will be ecstatic!

        • Jecca2244

          Wait Cumberbatch is in the hobbit??? I love him!

          • DeborahJozayt

            Ya, he’s playing Smaug, the same way Andy Serkis played Gollum for the LOTR trilogy. You won’t physically see his face or anything, but he’s the embodiment of a dragon with the voice. Giddy giddy giddy!

          • julnyes

             He is also playing The Necromancer!

        • H2olovngrl

          MAKE IT SO.

  • At least she’s not doing that awkward bag hold.

    • gabbilevy

      No this is worse. This is Kate Middleton-hand-clasp-with-Diana’s-ring without any of Kate’s class or charm.

  • Imasewsure

    I like the jacket since it’s not a full-on swing coat. It’s amazing how nice casual can look when you have the $$$. Smile Girl…. your husband is ignoring you, but you look Maaarrrvellous!

    • raininmai

       I love the color of her bag with the rest of her outfit. I’ve always loved a cross body purse for practical reasons. But Justin’s jacket reminds me of a nursing top I had long, long ago and a man’s jacket shouldn’t be bringing that to my mind.  🙂

      •  I thought the same thing.  Those are total “nursing flaps.” 

  • Kenisha Hill Phillips

    I didn’t even know they were an item. Show’s what I know… Anyway, her scarf is cute.

  • snarkykitten

    they look sooooo into each other, don’t they?

  • jilly_d

    she looks great; love the pop of berry in the bag.

  • traceyishere

    Swing coat.

  • quiltrx

    The only thing they look awash in is ennui.

  • J.T.’s legs are melting…..

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    Don’t you just hate it when you’re out with your honey and he spends the whole time on his cell phone???

  • BrooklynBomber

    So cute! I love the pink collar and the butterscotch-color eye patch.

  • MilaXX

    She is such a rookie. Can’t even do a convincing ring flash. 

  • marilyn

    This is certainly not a private outing.  Their outfits are tightly coordinated.

  • Susan Sontag

    Her coat is adorable.  

  • Lisa_Cop

    She looks frustrated, feeling neglected.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    They’re in matching fashionable slankets.

  • crash1212

    I love her jacket – actually, I love her whole outfit and would trample over somebody for those boots. He’s looking kinda cute as well. I must admit, if I had cameras following me everywhere, I’m pretty sure that would be the look on my face all the time. I know, I know “they’re public people”….etc, blah blah blah – still – I think it would be so f-ing annoying.

  • It seems that they just had a big fight. She trying to talk to him while he covers his ear, pretending he’s on an important phone call.

  • Rebecca Jay

    Too bad they weren’t awash in something like oh, soap and hot water.  They both, especially her, look grungy dirty.

    I like her coat, but oh how I loathe those stupid knit beanies dudes wear.  They all look like they smell like dog.

  • Zippypie

    Married a month and already he’s on the phone constantly when with her. Yeehaw!

  • angryparsnip

     Thank You for the link…. so cute !

    cheers,  parsnip

  • Carla_Charlton

    Well, if I saw them walking around the city, I’d think they look fashionable, handsome, and rich.  And I guess that’s what they wanted!

  • He’s a douche.  I feel for her.  

  • roadtrip1000

    They’re okay but that little dog in the background is fabulous. Love the pink outerwear.

  • ccm800

    douche chills

  • berkeleygirl

    If that’s what marriage looks like, I’m thrilled to be single.

  • thecitysleeps

    I want her jacket/cardigan.

  • RzYoung

    Oh god, is she going to start wearing baggy so that the tabloids can start yelling ‘PREGNANT’ at her and she can stay relevant? I want to hibernate 🙁

  • bellafigura1

    Show the bag! Show the bag!

  • MoHub

    Am I crazy, or are they walking in step like soldiers?

  • Tatiana Luján

    Her bangs look pretty with those frames. This is the first time I like how she looks with those bangs.
    I also like her boots and jeans.

  • ShayShay

    I don’t have anything nice to say.

    • H2olovngrl

      I am not sure why, but that totally cracked me up. I am a simple person with simple needs, I guess.


    His coat is a very odd shape and I HATE those hipster “falling off the back of my head” stocking caps.  H A T E.  She looks pretty though.

  • afabulous50

    Douche and Douchess…out for a stroll.

  • decormaven

    His coat reminds me of an old maxi/mini coat I had in the late 60s. It zipped at two different levels for variety in looks. His stylist must be pawing through the vintage barrels.

  • 2ndhandchic

    I’m glad T&L mentioned JT’s coat because it looks really feminine to me.

  • Cathy S

    I love her scarf and coat. I like his coat too. You know, I really really like that scarf.

  • Everything she wears seems to be weirdly shaped

  • Srw27

    She has serious bitch face…

  • stubbornthoughts

    The Curiosity land rover on Mars can see her ring.

    Love her scarf. Not hot on how puffy her jeans tucked into her boots, but otherwise I dig her look. Agree that his jacket is oddly shaped. 

  • alyce1213

    Except for his A-line jacket, I think they both look just fine.  I particularly like her jacket and the way she did her scarf.

  • H2olovngrl

    Picture #5: “Uh, yo, hang on a minute, the old lady’s trying to talk to me. OK. There. That’s better.”

  • Hahahaha.  Man, don’t these pictures speak a million words?  It’s genuinely funny seeing these pictures of Jsquared and thinking back to Anne Hathway and her husband walking their dogs.  This is the complete opposite on the spectrum of newlywed-dom.  Granted we all have our days, but if a fraction of the cheating rumors about him are right, she has every right to look downright pissed at him every second of their short-lived love story. 

  • UglyTalents

    I think she’s a very pretty girl, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen her and not thought, “Oh, pretty.” Him, I just want to slap. 

  • glennethph

    This is not what I’d imagine if somebody told me ‘newlywed.’

    And he’s on my hatelist.

  • guest2visits

    I like both outfits. Although it does look like he could be wearing one of her heavy weather coats.
    They are abit annoying in their seriously hip-celeb kind of way.

  • allcapsERINN

    HA HAAAAAAAAA! This post made me laugh out loud. His coat! Her hands! The romance!

    Her purse is cool, though.