IN or OUT: Beyonce in Torn by Ronny Kobo

Posted on December 13, 2012

Kittens, what do we all think of this look for Bey?

 

Beyonce attends Solange Knowle‘s concert kick-off at the Bowery Ballroom in New York City in a Torn dress.

Torn Mammie Printed Knit Dress

The print is fantastic and the colors look really great on her. But it’s just a leeeeetle too tight, wouldn’t you say? Sure, she’s got the bod for a super-tight little dress, but when the print is spreading out like a comic strip on Silly Putty, the effect is less sexy and more, “Girl, you really need to go up a size.” And lest anyone think we’re selective in our outrage, our dislike of shoes that match the skin tone extends to women of color as well. Yes, we get that it gives the illusion that the leg is longer, but we’d rather see a gal go for style and color rather than fooling the eye as to their bodily proportions.  A pair of pumps that picked up on the reds or blues in that dress would have looked so much more stylish to us.

And while we’re bitching, we might as well say that we hate the two-tone hair. Wow! We were really negative on this one! It’s just that we think she took a great dress and made a bunch of decisions that make it look less-than-great. Go ahead. Tell us how we’re wrong.

 

 

Vote Now!

 

IN! You are WRONG, T Lo, and I’m about to tell you why!

 

OUT! You are RIGHT, T Lo! And that is all that need be said!

 

Amanda Seyfried’s uber-dramatic McQueen gown made up for her too-dramatic eye makeup, winning the hearts of the Bitter Kittens and getting a vote of IN.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, saksfifthavenue.com]

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