THE SCENE: After a long day yesterday spent traveling to New York, having lunch meetings, having business meetings, and attending the Oscar de la Renta pre-fall show and admiring Anna Wintour’s coat from across the room – what we like to call a “Carrie Day” in honor of our spirit guide, Carrie Bradshaw – all while wearing pointy-toed uncomfortable shoes, Tom hobbled out to the living room this morning to be greeted by an excitable Lorenzo.
LORENZO: Oh my God!(pretentious French pronunciation) Les Misehrabluh opened last night in New York –
TOM: No it didn’t. (flat American pronunciation) Lay Mizzerahb did.
LORENZO: WHATEVER. The point is, you HAVE to see what Anne Hathaway wore! Oh my God, she’s lost it! I’m going to go get muffins.
LORENZO exeunts, excitedly.
TOM opens his laptop to look at the pictures.
TOM: Jesus, she REALLY wants an Oscar, doesn’t she?
THE CATS all continue to ignore this drama and lick themselves.
Anne Hathaway attends the premiere of ‘Les Misérables’ in New York City in a Tom Ford dress accessorized with Tom Ford Boots and Fred Leighton jewelry.
Tom Ford Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Jac
Tom Ford Spring 2013 Collection Boots
We’re sure everyone is talking about you now, Annie. Mission accomplished. Attagirl.
But you really do look a little crazy here. We hope it was worth it.
[Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PR Photos, style.com]