Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show Part 1

Posted on November 08, 2012

Yes, darlings! It’s time once again for us to look at the most ridiculously cracktastic runway show in the history of fashion! Granted, we’re not attracted to women, so the point of all of this is lost on us, but that never stopped us from offering an opinion before. This year, the brand took the bold move of choosing the theme of … HOOKERS!

Totally unexpected!

 

Birthday Clown Hooker!

 

Disco-Tron hooker!

 

Flightless Bird Hooker!

 

Ethnic Stereotype hooker!

 

Magic Hooker!

Ambitious Hooker!

 

Nutcracker Hooker!

 

Wonder Hooker!

 

Tattoo Parlor Hooker!

 

Georgia O’Hooker!

 

Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Hooker!

 

Scarlett O’Hooker!

 

Peacock Hooker!

 

Mugler rip-off hooker!

 

Heavenly Hooker!

 

Plain Old Hooker!

 

Pedo-hooker!

 

More hookers to come, kittens.

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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