Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show Part 1

Posted on November 08, 2012

Yes, darlings! It’s time once again for us to look at the most ridiculously cracktastic runway show in the history of fashion! Granted, we’re not attracted to women, so the point of all of this is lost on us, but that never stopped us from offering an opinion before. This year, the brand took the bold move of choosing the theme of … HOOKERS!

Totally unexpected!


Birthday Clown Hooker!


Disco-Tron hooker!


Flightless Bird Hooker!


Ethnic Stereotype hooker!


Magic Hooker!

Ambitious Hooker!


Nutcracker Hooker!


Wonder Hooker!


Tattoo Parlor Hooker!


Georgia O’Hooker!


Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Hooker!


Scarlett O’Hooker!


Peacock Hooker!


Mugler rip-off hooker!


Heavenly Hooker!


Plain Old Hooker!




More hookers to come, kittens.

[Photo Credit: Getty]

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Georgia O’Hooker!  Brilliant!

      • Squarah

        I just about spit out my coffee at that one!

        • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

          Why have I not yet learned to never have food or drink in my mouth when reading TLO?

      • Patricia Hoffman

        This one is my favorite as well!

        • Kristin McNamara

          Mine too. AND IT’S SO EXACTLY WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE. hahahaha

      • LJCdoc

        Georgia O’Hooker made me lol on the middle of the coffee shop. Glad I wasn’t drinking!

        • foodycatAlicia

           I thought that one was Remembrance Day Hooker. It is November!

          • Kristin McNamara

            Also good.

          • schadenfreudelicious

            Me too, but that may be the Canadians/Brits talking :)

      • Julie Chase

        Best one in the bunch!

      • Aidan B

        Almost spit out my yogurt on that one. Closely followed by Scarlett O’Hooker. Hahaha.

      • Le_Sigh

        It made me spit up my water.

      • Judih1

        Thanks goodness TLO gives us something to smile about amid this tasteless, trashy, T&A freakshow

      • Mary Stone

         Epic drag queen name win: Georgia O’Hooker

      • Anna Elizabeth

         I totally lost it at Georgia O’Hooker. I think I scared people with my cackling.

    • another_laura

      Thank you, thank you, thank you.  Weeping over my keyboard!  In a field of favorite names, “Scarlett O’Hooker” is the winner…. so far….

    • Susan Collier

      Georgia O’Hooker! Mugler Rip-Off Hooker!

      • LesYeuxHiboux

        I thought Mugler Ripoff was Sexualizing Scoliosis Hooker. 

        • HomeOfficeGirl

          lol!  stop!

    • Photonix

      That second one is totally Neon Genesis Evangelion plug suit Hooker.

      • Raiphin Hunter

        YES YES SHE IS. :|

      • lorelark

         Glad I’m not the only one who knew that.

      • Reneesance

        Oh good, because I was afraid it was Buzz Lightyear Hooker and I was getting squicked…and then I saw the last one and I WAS squicked.

        • bittykitty

           i KNOW! my first thought was, “buzz lightyear”… sigh… i need to watch some age appropriate movies sometime…

          • Kristin McNamara

            Buzz Lightyear Hooker’s boobs look oddly deformed, don’t they? Or in pain. Or both.

      • renquise

         Oh my god, I am so glad I’m not the only one who saw that.

        • newtonGOTbeaned

           For the second one, I’m seeing Disco Clone Trooper Hooker. Although Buzz Lightyear Hooker is also eerily accurate…

      • hoez

        Rei Ayanami realness. Like.. literally.

      • MK03

        My reaction was literally “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, VICTORIA’S SECRET.” It’s insane how badly I want that. Especially if it came in Asuka.

      • Marissa Illustrious

        One of my friends works on these shows, and she said the designer of that one originally had it even closer to the plugsuit design, and had to change it. Bet he thought he could rip it off and get away with it, ugh!

    • Carlijn Kruidhof

      This post is complete bullshit. All women wearing sexy underwear are hookers? That is SEXIST. And surely you can do better than just calling every look ‘something-hooker’?

      • HomeOfficeGirl

        Joking, right??

      • charlotte

         Come on, don’t tell me you didn’t laugh.

      • Sobaika

        Don’t know about you, but I have nothing against sex-workers of any kind. 

        – Couch Potato Hooker

        • HomeOfficeGirl

          tee hee!
          – Stay At Home Hooker

          • Kiltdntiltd

             Can I be Kiltie-Hooker?

            • Cathy S

               Anything you want.  As long as sexy kilts are involved.

            • Kiltdntiltd

               Of course!  I’ll have to make a special one that only barely covers my bits, front and back.  However, a short, somewhat rounded, middle aged hookerman, will certainly change the tone of the event.

            • HomeOfficeGirl

              But, what you’ll be missing in Kilt coverage – you can make up with a fabulous over the top hat!  See, it IS all in good fun!  ;-)

            • Kiltdntiltd

               And I do love me a great hat!  Actually millinery work is a lot of fun, and I enjoy making hats for my clients’ costumes.

            • bionicgyal1

              Kilt-of-a-certain-age hooker!

        • schadenfreudelicious

          hear, hear 
          -Snowed-In Canadian Hooker….

        • Ginny Ellsworth

          I have to do it…….Crochet Hooker!

          • Cathy S

             Crochet Hooker is my favorite. :)

            • Kiltdntiltd

               Hooked Rug Hooker?

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              Shag rug hooker?

          • boomchicabowwow

            Latch Hooker!!

        • bittykitty

          i guess i’m “harried housewife hooker”

      • Tom and Lorenzo

        “All women wearing sexy underwear are hookers? That is SEXIST.”

        It sure is! How dare we say something like th– Oh, wait. We didn’t say anything like that. Sorry. Carry on with your delusional, humorless rantings.

        • EveEve

          There’s a reason we’re not seeing  “The Row Rip-off Hooker” in this line up! 

        • FuLinlin

           The funny thing is I didn’t see anything that I found remotely sexy. And actually a lot of it doesn’t look like underwear at all? No, woman in sexy underwear aren’t automatically hookers. Women in tacky, cheap looking and quite revealing costumes on platform high-heels do tend to look hookers. Which doesn’t mean that they are necessarily hookers.

      • Tadiana

        You really think that’s what they’re saying?  Loosen your corset strings, unclutch your pearls and have a laugh.  You have to admit that Georgia O’Hooker is sheer genius.

      • Sara Parker

        You’re so right! The Victoria’s Secret fashion show is the APEX OF FEMINISM. Making fun of it is SEXIST.  And this post is IN NO WAY hilarious! I certainly DID NOT laugh, particularly at “Flightless bird hooker” or “Scarlett O’Hooker.” Because I am a feminist, and tacky lingerie deserves my respect.

        • Elaine Lang

           Yes.   So true.   Verily, my consciousness has been raised today.

          ~~~Freelance Hooker on Deadline

          • nancylee61

            I liked this, especially because you used the word “verily”!!!

      • Katherine

         Whoaaa, someone has a bug up their butt. Seriously, learn to appreciate the TLo humor we know and love.

        • H3ff

          Dutch people aren’t generally known for their sense of humour.

      • LauraWL

        Haha. I don’t think T & L ever said all women wearing sexy underwear are hookers. I believe they implied that these women, dressed in lingerie and silly costumes walking down a runway *look* like hookers. 

      • alyce1213

        Your comment assumes this underwear is sexy. It is not, it is ridiculous , jokey, and demeaning. It is cheesy crap.

      • Susan Mayer

        Are you new to TLo?  They make fun of everyone, and that includes the annual post about this event.  Lighten up, VSFS has morphed into a glorified festival of Halloween hooker costumes.

      • Denise Alden

        You’re not from around here, are you?

      • kittwin

         I didn’t call you a ho. I said you had ho style!

      • nancylee61

        I think you miss the point. Victoria’s Secret is all about sexualizing women. We are making fun of those who sexualize women!! This is not just women wearing sexy underwear. This is making women very obvious sexual fantasies. How many of these women are dressed like they even know how to read?? It is sexualizing, plain and simple. I couldn’t imagine not laughing at how ridiculous these women look!

      • korilian

        I was also a bit put off by the hooker joke to be honest. I know you guy’s don’t really mean anything by it, but it’s just such a negative term and women are too often shamed for being sexy, while at the same time being expected to be just that.I’m not frothing in feminist rage or anything, but the joke fell flat for me.

         I do love these Victoria’s secret posts though. 

        • Tom and Lorenzo

          It just amazes us that anyone can look at these women in these outrageous getups and think any joke made about them is supposed to apply to all women everywhere. No one, least of all us, is “shaming women for being sexy.” We’re making fun out ridiculous costumes.

          • korilian

            I didn’t say you were shaming these women for being sexy. I said it was a term that was often used to shame women and thus doesn’t have a good vibe for me.  

    • MoHub

      But. ya know, I’m kinda craving the shamrock wings.

      • foodycatAlicia

         I want Magic Hooker’s star hat.

      • Cathy S

        Ethnic Stereotype hooker was my favorite, until I got to the circus hooker. I love everything about that outfit, but especially the boots and that jacket/skirt/cape thingie.

    • charlotte

      Thanks for making me laugh! I love Georgia and Scarlett O’Hooker and look forward to seeing them reappear as Chloe S.’ alters soon.

    • NDC_IPCentral

      I needed the chuckle.  I was trying to anticipate your christenings of these extravaganzas (and, boy, I’m being beneficent with that noun), but you topped my expectations each time.

      My call for the first get-up, though, would have been Wonder Bread Hooker.

      • Depot'er

         I STILL quote “its so gay it farts glitter” from LAST year….

        • twocee

           Ah yes.  The line that made me literally spit coffee onto my keyboard. 

      • kimmeister

        Those are the exact colors of Wonder Bread circles, aren’t they?  Good call!

    • Vera

      I don’t get the “fashion” show either, but it’s certainly crackstastic.

    • GorgeousThings

      My god, their breasts look pained. 
      I am practically peeing my pants at your descriptions!I would call Magic Hooker “Circus Pony Hooker”And the last would be “Alice in Hookerland”

      • LJCdoc

        Alice in Hookerland is sheer genius!

      • Introspective

        the last is just… disturbing. pedo-hooker is definitely appropriate. she looks like a child in the face and then the outfit? and in the context of all those other outfits???  just, ewww Victoria’s secret. EWWWW.

    • Jessica Wyatt

      Does anybody else think that Disco-Tron hooker looks a lot like a Buzz Lightyear hooker?

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        To infinity and beyond!

        • Lingus

          No, it’s even better: She’s actually a hooker cosplaying Rei Ayanami of Neon Genesis Evangelion, the most fetishized 14-year-old in all of anime history!

          Even as a straight female, I want to applaud Victoria’s Secret for the brilliant fan service.

    • Heather

      OMG, brilliant post, boys. And let me say this: I LOVE me some nice lingerie, but can’t STAND Vicky’s Secret. I can’t even bear to go into that store. Never got the appeal of their cheaply made, overpriced for the quality, poorly-fitting, tacky-ass shit.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I think that Victoria’s Secret success was built on taking some tacky-ass shit from Fredericks of Hollywood and making it safe for suburban mall shoppers.

        • Heather

          Which is funny b/c I actually like Fredrick’s – they do tacky lingerie but don’t try to cover up what they’re doing. I’ve gotten some fun things there (my BF really loves that aesthetic, hilariously or not).

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            Ala Frederick’s of Hollywood, one of the longest lasting local businesses in our local mall is a sexy lingerie shop named “Luv’n Time”. It’s just a bit bigger than a hole in the wall, always has the most amazingly tacky window displays, and has outlasted countless other stores in the same mall.

            • Heather

              Omigod, I bet they have AWESOME stuff.

      • Ali

         I think it appeals because it’s actually *there*. Buying lingerie online is a pain in the ass, considering fit issues, so at least for me in suburban midwest USA, it’s Victoria’s Secret or department stores. And the department stores in my area always look like a bomb went off in it, rarely have a decent selection, and are staffed by fusty old ladies who give you the side eye when you want something other than boring nude/white/black solid.

        But that’s just me.

      • rawrgrowlrawr

        I stopped going to Victoria’s Secret when they released the bra that supposedly makes your boobs look two cup sizes bigger. I don’t want to give my money to a corporation that makes small chested women feel automatically inferior. It’s gross.  

        • LesYeuxHiboux

          I stopped going when they dropped my cup size from their range. Narrowing in on a C-cup from both ends! The only bust size women are allowed to have. I have also warned my niece off their “fitting” technique of suggesting a larger band size if you don’t fit into their range of cup sizes. 

          • rawrgrowlrawr

            Your boobs deserve better! I taught a student-run Mad Men course at school and one lecture was about modern advertising. Victoria’s Secret was my primary focus. It was incredibly sad how many of the girls in the class discussed the self-esteem issues that surface whenever they encounter anything from that brand. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for a company that should cater to women.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              You would think that VS would cater to women, but their models do present such a fantasy of the female body-big breasts, tiny waist and barely there hips.  I understand they probably are marketing to a younger demographic, but they’re still selling an unachievable body image for many.  OK, rant over.

            • rawrgrowlrawr

              The fact that they *are* marketing to a younger demographic is kind of disgusting. I’ve seen girls who could not be a day over 14 shopping there and it just makes me sad. My mom would never let me buy “sexy” underwear at that age.

        • kimmeister

          What’s super awesome is when it comes in C and D cups.  Really?  If you’re already a D, do you need them to be bigger?

          One time a sales gal there told me I’d get some promotion if I just tried on their new Blah Blah bra.  I agreed, she asked for my size, and then informed me they don’t have anything smaller than 34B in that bra.  Pffft.

          • julnyes

            Argh – that drives me mad. For a long time I couldn’t find anyplace selling C/D cup bras without those stupid gel inserts sewn into the bras. I don’t need bigger boobs and I sure don’t need my real ones pushed up into some insane death defying cleavage! All I wanted was a full cup bra with underwire – finally found some simple ones at H&M of all places.

            • RebeccaKW

               Yes.  I hate finding a 42DD and then seeing the tag that it’s a push-up bra.  Um, I’m spilling out of my turtleneck as it is, I don’t need any pushing up.  Or those demi bras-woo, like balancing a tray of dishes.  One misstep, and your spilling out on everyone.

          • rawrgrowlrawr

            I’m so glad other people are aware of this issue. My friends tell me I am weird whenever I go on one of my rants. I tell them being aware of the manipulative techniques in advertising is not weird, but instead they ignore me and continue shopping at Victoria’s Secret. Right now my moniker definitely suits me!

      • Introspective

        theyre known for using sweatshop labor in various parts of the third world to construct their stuff. a friend of mine from the DR has boycotted them for years because of their exploitation of dominican garment workers. so ‘cheaply made’ is an understatement

        • Heather

          Yup. This too.

    • mjude

      the only reason to pay attention to the “fashion” show is because of TLO.  BRILLIANT BOYS, BRILLIANT!

    • l_c_ann

      Several of these are straight (heh, heh) out of the Crew of Petronius.

    • AllForUSophia

      The most disturbing site is Justin Bieber in that last pic. Absolutely frightening!

      • Denise Alden

        OMG, you’re right!

      • RebeccaKW

         Yes, I saw that and alternated between laughing hysterically and feeling icky.

    • SarahStiletto

      I look at #2 and all I can see is Buzz Lightyear. I think it’s the little green panels that take me there.

    • Sara LaBatt

      Should  not have taken a sip of tea before reading this.  Hilarious!  On tattoo parlor hooker, is there a little bit of tulle coming out of  each side of the front of the panties?  Because I totally thought at first she had a grooming situation going on there!  Who designs panties like that??

    • MarinaB

      Absolutely perfect.

    • Depot'er

      oh thank god for them…ALWAYS good for a screaming fit of giggles in the middle of the day! bless you!

    • lucifyr

      I dunno.. I thought Scarlett O’Hooker was more a Marie Antoi-hooker

    • IAmJ

      Ohhh, it’s the most wonderful time of the year!
      “Georgia O’Hooker” and “Scarlett O’Hooker”? Genius.

      • LJCdoc

        I think Ethnic Stereotype Hooker should be Paddy O’Hooker, just to keep the theme going.

    • Ms_Winston

      Several years ago they seemed to actually sell some of these things in the store.  I presume they no longer sell these “looks” and it’s purely for the show now?  I mean, you can’t literally buy the shamrock bra right? VS has the worst quality “lingerie” ever.  Expensive, but it looks and feels cheap as hell.

      • Mary229

        The Victoria’s Secret Brand has changed drastically in the last decade and the fashion show has changed along with it.  For one, the models used to be older.  Many of the most famous VS models even 7-8 years ago were over the age of 30.  Yes, they used to model actual lingerie that you could purchase.   And I don’t want to get into a touchy discussion about weight, but the women also used to have more diverse body types.   I just have no interest in the store anymore.

        • kimmeister

          Now, half of their merchandise seems to be aimed at teenagers.

        • Ms_Winston

          @ Ali I guess it’s just a matter of the actual bra/panties being surrounded by the costumes?  The costumes are so ridic that it overwhelms it all.
          Yes, I remember when the catalog used to come and it was actually aimed at the women in our house.  Regarding diverse body types–for sure.  Tyra, Heidi and different-shaped models. Now the requirement basically seems to be giant tatas, the end.  

      • Ali

         I own Miranda Kerr’s ivory and black bra. I think some are sold and some are obviously costume. And some of the costumes do show up online, but not in stores.

      • RebeccaKW

         I think VS is missing the boat.  The should do this show in August or September, then market these as Halloween Costumes.

    • EverybodysStarling

      Tattoo parlor hooker made me think of the Big Bang Theory episode with Howard’s tattoo sleeves. :D

    • CPK1

      Hilarious. My faves this year  are plain old hooker and Georgia O’Hooker. Brilliant!

    • CPK1

      Everyone’s breasts look wack but Disco-tron hooker’s are off the charts

      • G

         Yes, poor Disco-Tron should have gone to a better surgeon.

        • shirab

          Are any of them sporting natural boobs? Any at all?

          • charlotte

             Well there is a chance with Alice in Hookerland/ Pedo Hooker because hers aren’t exposed.

          • Lisa_Cop

            Doubt it. And obviously fake boobs pushed up to a bony sternum is not a good look.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      As Gorgeous Things said, that final model could certainly be “Alice in Hookerland”. The ethnic stereotype could be subtitled “Erin Go WonderBra”

      • Ali

         Erin Go WonderBra is comedy gold!

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          I’m old enough to remember the Maidenform Bra company’s ads that were all variations of “I dreamed I went to Ireland and kissed the Blarney Stone in my Maidenform bra”!

    • f_yeah_marie

      Some of these models got a heavy dose of spray tan, it seems

      • oohsparkley!

        I thought it looked like they had “shadows” and muscle definitions sprayed on to legs and stomachs on some of them. Looked wierd.

    • Kate Gorton

      I don’t even get it. 

    • VioletFlame

      Coffee over the keyboard Spew. You guys always brighten my day.

    • dress_up_doll

      Thanks, boys! I love this show and had forgotten it was on until late last night. I actually remember a time when the show wasn’t so cracktacular and showed some decent looks. Now, it’s just a circus o’ cracktastic whorewear. And I love it! Thanks for the laughs and featuring this time honored tradtion.

    • Frank_821

      Oh yes. I was wondering if you were going to cover this again. The absurdity is beyond entertaining. although I did like ambitious hooker. she looks kind of drag queen fabulous

    • G

      What I love is that some of these hookers actually have a bit of heft to them!  They’re not all anorexic looking, and that’s amazing!

      • kimmeister

        I’m impressed that an Asian woman finally made it to their runway!

      • RebeccaKW

         Yes, several of them have visible muscle tone.  That is one nice thing to say about this.

    • alyce1213

      Hilarious post.  I loathe everything about Victoria’s Secret, the go-to spot for middle-aged men to get cheesy, whorey lingerie for their mistresses — and think they’re buying the good stuff.
      The models are all clones of one another, totally boring.
      The outfits are ridiculous and demeaning.

    • Contralto

      I love you guys so, so much.  Seriously.  This post made me whoop so loud, I woke the cat.

    • afabulous50

      Fantastic!  This “fashion show” is such a joke anyway!

    • Greg Burchard

      crotch feathers on Tattoo parlor Hooker are…. unfortunate.

    • BrooklynBomber


      I thought the last one was Alice in Wonder-hooker, but I think Pedo-hooker is more to the point. 

      Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Hooker!
      Georgia O’Hooker 

    • xmixiex

      I would have gone with Hooker in Wonderland for Pedo-Hooker, myself!  Otherwise, Bravo!

    • maygoon

      Nutcracker Hooker sounds like some kind of avenging-angel superhero hooker, attacking bad johns by assaulting their genital region.

    • Dhammadina

      Best captions EVER!

    • Tara Melissa

      I have to set the record straight. That second one can’t be ANYTHING but Rei Ayanami Cosplay Hooker. 

      • maygoon

         My first thought was Buzz Lightyear Hooker, but clearly I was mistaken! 

      • Verascity

         Oh, good, someone DID say it. I was like, that ain’t no Disco Tron, that is serving STRAIGHT UP Eva 00 realness.

    • Judy_J

      Thanks, I needed a good laugh!

    • susan6

      Hmmm….Ethnic Stereotype Hooker’s chest looks bolted on.  And Pedo-hooker….way too young-looking, way too disturbing.

    • Inspector_Gidget

      In other news, NBC has picked up Heavenly Hooker as a spring replacement series.

    • Chillmer

      I have to give them props for the diverse runway!

    • Pants_are_a_must

      I think “Ambitious Hooker” should be “Guardian Hooker of Vegas”.

    • Imasewsure

      And I’m displaying my ignorance here, but what items exactly are they selling in this fash-hole show? I guess it’s just the glory of brand awareness???
      Me don’t get it (but then again, I am very aware that this brand is crap no matter how many hooker-supermodels go stomping down the runway)…

    • Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

      I will say this for Icky Vicky, when the National Guard came calling on them for help during Sandy, VS loaned out generators, forklifts and other supplies. So, I don’t like their products or their stores but I guess I like the company.

      • Heather

         I thought you were going to say that they donated stockings and padded bras to the cause.

    • AnaRoW

      I just knew the last one was going to be “Alice in Hookerland”.  Oh well.

      • buildmeatower

         Same here!

    • MilaXX

      LOL, I played this game where I named them and then scrolled down to see what you had named them. Sadly I only got 2 correct. Nutcracker Hooker and Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Hooker

      That Alice in Wonderland looking hooker aka pedo Hooker is creepy even for VS.

    • Susi R

      LOL! You really made me laugh today!

    • Carly Warnock

      What the frickity frack is Justin Bieber wearing?!? Can we please all comment on his HOrrendous style. 

    • Cathy S

      Mugler rip-off hooker is riding a bicycle? Well, at least the handlebar part. What the hell is that? But what is Disco-Tron hooker wearing? The way that . . . thing comes down to her booties, it looks like she has hooves. Like robot zebra hooker or something.

    • Wendy Ann

      I lost it at Scarlett O’Hooker!  You guys are great!

    • decormaven

      BWAH! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I’m still cackling over “Magic Hooker.” And what the heck is Justin Bieber wearing? Vinyl puffy vest and pleather pants? 

    • kimmeister

      I’m confused by Pedo’s hair bow and skirt.  Are they made out of construction paper that’s been drawn on?

      • PinkLemon

         it seems so….like she’s a paper doll or something

    • Nicholas

      Ms Ambitious looks like she’s dressed like Hurricane Sandy.

      And calling this a “fashion show” without quotes is a tragedy.

    • Peeve

      Georgia O’Hooker: first belly laugh of the day! Thank you, gentlemen.

    • twocee

      Wonder Hooker!  Where is her invisible plane?  Mugler Hooker has what might be the most ridiculous accessory in the history of this “fashion” show, and that is saying something!

    • Aidan B

      I don’t see how any of this is supposed the least bit attractive. What drugs are these stylists on? (Some of the models seem to have taken some as well)

    • Sarah Caponigro

      NUTCRACKER HOOKER! HAhHAHha  The odd black mesh and lace panels near the groin area are well coming off…….like something more natural especially on Scarlett and Tattoo.

    • Sarah Thomas

      Disco-Tron Hooker looks like she used to work for Cerberus.

    • Nicole Chubb

      I look forward to the VS show every year because of your commentary.

    • Heather

      Where is this “fashion show” held? It would be hilarious to attend.

    • Cindy Bartlett Zigler

      LOVE your descriptions of each of the models, TLO!  Brilliant!  Let’s face it, Victoria’s Secret has never been known for high fashion, and the way the girls are dressed are complete fantasty, so why not have a little fun with it?  I was not offended in the least.  :-D

    • Reneesance

      Georgia O’Hooker *snort* Love you guys!

    • xay

      You had me in tears at Birthday Clown Hooker. I love you guys so much.

    • Nick Eck

      I’m seeing Disney all over this:

      Disco-Tron hooker! = Buzz Lightyear
      Nutcracker Hooker! = Mickey Mouse Band Leader
      Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Hooker! = Mickey Mouse Circus Ringmaster
      Peacock Hooker! = Belle B&TB 
      Pedo-hooker! = Disney Alice in Wonderland

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    • rab01

      Am I the only one who heard the theme song to “Wonder Hooker” start up as soon as you read the caption?  Also, “Nutcracker Hooker” made me wince but the last picture made me cringe even before reading the caption.

    • jmorino08

      But what we really want to know is, What was Beebz wearing?

    •!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Lost it at ‘Georgia O’Hooker.’  You guys kill me.  

    • Winter_White

      “Flightless” bird hooker?  I dunno…her wings are sad, but look at that umbrella!  I think that if she got a running start, then caught an updraft followed by a good tailwind, she might get up there.

    • Call me Bee

      My eyes!  Too many babyheads! 

    • snarkykitten

      I lost it at Georgia O’Hooker

    • Rand Ortega

      You guys are hilarious! But what does any of these outfits have to do w/ Victoria’s Secret? Or underwear? Or fashion? Or anything?

    • PastryGoddess

      Thank you for this TLo.  Now I have to answer phone calls with Georgia O’Hooker in my head

    • MaryAtRealityTea

      I’m pretty sure EVEN if I looked like Gisele nothing could convince me to disgrace myself by appearing in this fashion show. This is really just the worst thing ever. But I secretly love it in the same way I secretly love watching Miss America and Say Yes To The Dress. 

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Ah, Say Yes to the Dress-my favorite Bridal Porn-between the dresses and the collection of neurotic bridezillas that is reality show gold.

    • Kenisha Hill Phillips

      I got a Storm from X-Men vibe from Ambitious Hooker, so I’ll call her Storm Hooker.

    • A B

      You guys are gonna get me fired!  I was laughing so hard tears were flowing!

    • JimMcC

      Further evidence I’ll never be able to discern whether something has been Photoshopped: I could have sworn Flightless Bird Hooker’s face came from another photo even though I know it’s not the case.

    • Fordzo

      Is that Justin Bieber?  Why is his crotch so saggy?  I’m more baffled by his look than by any of the lingerie.

      Well…maybe the bicycle-handle-bondage-device is more confusing.

    • Jessica sabat

      Actually…. taking a guess before scrolling down, led me to “Sponge Bob Hooker” where you saw “Peacock”.  Check out her Crabby Patties!

    • fnarf

      Well, I am attracted to women, and I still don’t know how to respond to these. I don’t think they’re sexy at all, but then, I’ve never found the bolt-on fake boob attractive. They are hilarious, though. The chick with the bicycle handlebars growing out of her chest is the best; am I supposed to make a “take her for a ride” joke? I’ll pass.

    • Rhonda Shore


    • frannyprof

      Girl #2: Buzz Lightyear Hooker. 

    • kolokOlchik

      Georgia O’Hooker absolutely killed me!

    • Anathema_Device

      You guys have no idea how much I needed this today. Georgia O’Hooker made me full-on belly laugh.

    • Fatima Siddique

      lmao at Georgia O’ Hooker. 

    • Magdalena Monzerrat Ontiveros

      Love the top model angels, hillary rhoda!!! 

    • PeaceBang

      Oh boys, you are killing me!!

    • Pinup Ghoul

      WHY? Just… WHY?
      The costumes are gawdy and awful. Men who want to watch scantily-clad women sashaying around via some sort of visual media will just watch porn. The only possible target audience for the VS “Fashion” show is Body Queens like Carmen Carrera and Yara Sofia.

    • Donna Tabor

      T-Lo, honeys, I AM a woman, and the point is lost on me, as well. 

    • marilyn

      I can’t stop laughing.  What are they supposed to be selling?

    • stubbornthoughts

      Or, what I like to call, Halloween in Las Vegas.

    • rtuko

      I believe there’s a Native American hooker making the rounds and horrifying people on the internet at the moment, too. Maybe in the next post?

    • Pamela

      Ambitious Hooker could also be known as Swan Hooker.

    • Snailstsichr

      Ambitious Hooker’s shoes make her look pigeon-toed. I hope it was OK that I looked at their shoes.  :)

    • Louise Bryan

      Georgia O’Hooker…

      I’m wiping the tears off my face, while my daughter is asking why I’m laughing so much.

    • Alloy Jane

      Holy Hooker, Batman! I laughed so hard my cat left.  Also, I thought Hooker #2 was Buzz LightHooker.

    • Daenyx

      Being attracted to women does not confer understanding of this ‘fashion show,’ believe me.  >.>

      That said, “Georgia O’Hooker” made everything worth it!

    • marlie

      This is HILARIOUS. 

    • oh_dear_oh_dear

      I was wondering if it was actually Rei but I thought “No way is there someone nerdy enough to do that working at Victoria’s Secret.” I know it’s trashy but damn, that makes me so happy.

      • Verascity

         It has to be Rei. It’s such an exact “slutty version” copy that that model could walk right into a con with it.


      Hungry Hookers. too much bones showing.

    • boweryboy

      I look forwards to this post every year! 

    • Aurumgirl

      Is that Justin Beiber in white plastic, singing behind them?

    • jan lee

      Okay is it just me or does Pedo Hooker’s hairband and skirt both look weirdly CGI? Won’t be surprised either way, just asking!

    • LinXGUA

      Scarlett O’Hooker looks like the fairy princess of the hookers. She will make all your hooker dreams come true.

    • Aaron Salitra

      The Tron one looks oddly familiar…

      • SayWTH

        See, I was thinking Buzz Lightyear.

    • Scott Miller

      Looks like Pedo-hooker didn’t get the praise it deserved!

    • guest2visits

      These outfits are often so bad; all I do is wonder the entire show; who ‘creates’ these, who’s idea are they anyway ?
      They are so rarely attractive, they actually make the models look very dumb, very clownish.
      I’m sure the group thats is putting these together is having many a LOL moment backstage – but the spectacle that walks the RW is
      not a particularly sexy or flattering image.  I can’t see the gain for the models or the underwear company either.

    • lizlemonglasses

      “Georgia O’Hooker!” Oh T-Lo, never change.

    • Dani Dudek

      The last one should be Alice in Hooker Land!

    • Kani G

      These getups scare the pants off me.

      Not that I’ve ever been a big fan of VS, though.  They don’t make lingerie in my size!

    • How to Faint

      I lost it at Georgia O’Hooker. XD

      • DebbieLovesShoes

        Ohmagosh… so funny…. followed closely by Scarlett O’Hooker

    • Matt

      I almost fell out of my chair with Georgia O’Hooker. Once in a lifetime, that one….

      • DebbieLovesShoes

        Me too

    • quiltrx

      You guys make this SO fun!  I never watch, I just wait to see you guys hit the hooker nails on the head.

      So…”shut up.  You had me at Georgia O’Hooker.”

    • Molly Harrington ⚓

      Georgia O’Hooker! I’m dead. Perfect.

    • Karoline Sobieski

      Great collection.. must say…

    • Nikki

      The first one looked like a wonder bread package!

    • librarygrrl64

      “Georgia O’Hooker!” Jesus, I love you guys.

    • Pamela H

      Hope parents can keep their young daughters from seeing this!  Hookers are sure diverse.