Robert Pattinson in Burberry on ‘Today’

Posted on November 09, 2012

Okay, who do we have to cut to get R Patz’s jacket?

 

‘Twilight’ star Robert Pattinson makes an appearance on ‘The Today Show’ today in New York City.

Burberry Virgin Wool Warmer Jacket

That thing is downright drool-worthy. We haven’t coveted a piece this hard in a while. We are going to fight over who gets to wear this to Fashion Week in February and, oh yes, there will be blood.

Okay, no. There won’t be blood. Instead there will be tears and histrionics.

Also: his hair looks ridic. He doesn’t deserve that jacket.

Seriously, Burberry peeps: are you reading us? Do you need to know our sizes? Who do we have to blow around here to get some free merch, for god’s sake?

Yes, we’re shameless.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Hall/Pena, PacificCoastNews.com, burberry.com]

    • Pants_are_a_must

      Wait, is that jacket attached to the waistcoat thing underneath? Because the waistcoat thing is a no.

      • ecallaw1977

         Ooooh, I like the waistcoat thing, but I don’t think just anybody could pull it off.  Hot.

        • margaret meyers

          I like the quilted snap vest.  I think it’s a sharp piece of cross-dressing:  urban sleek and country hike.

        • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

          I agree the COAT is hot even with the waistcoat thing, but this young man – until he shaves and washes his hair, will never be hot.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Louise-Bryan/1177213326 Louise Bryan

        The “quilted warmer” is detachable.

    • Peri7473

       OK, please explain. Just what is it that makes this jacket THAT much better than any other patch pocket jacket?  i am seriously asking.  not doubting, just wondering.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        The quilted warmer and the leather trim.

        • Peri7473

           Thanks! I’ll keep my fingers crossed that the universe provides this to you both (no bloodshed!)

    • http://www.facebook.com/aboutelle Ashleigh Boutelle

      the pants, the shoes and the white shirt sticking out UNDER the fabulous jacket are also ridic! 

      • RebeccaKW

        Are those…some sort of sneaker?  He should have to give up the jacket on the basis of that alone. 

    • Anathema_Device

      He looks pretty high. I think you could trick him out of it pretty easily.

      • Vickiefantastico

        Okay, you just made me literally LOL!

      • formerlyAnon

         A_D, you are a genius. Come the zombie apocalypse, the folks in your band will be lucky.

      • schadenfreudelicious

        indeed, a bag of doritos and he may hand it over….

        • RebeccaKW

           As I was reading Anathema’s post, I was thinking “tell him you’ll trade for bag of cheetos or some taco bell.”

    • GorgeousThings

      I bought myself a Burberry trench (short length) 3 years ago and it is the BEST investment clothing I ever bought. I get compliments on how I look every time I put it on, and it fits beautifully, even on this old broad’s body. Love Burberry. I’m trying to find some rich uncle to leave me a fortune so I can buy more.

      • DeborahJozayt

        We’re huge Burberry fans, too! (Husband and I) It’s not just the clothes, but the service is phenomenal! Me being plus-size doesn’t phase them; they’ll find clothes that will work for me instead of just showing me the scarves and purses. That’s incredibly rare for me, because if we go into another women’s store, even if they might have some tops that would work for me, they just push me off to the purses and sunglasses, or ask if my husband is getting someone else a gift. They’re awesome!

      • http://www.facebook.com/lenoradody Lenora Dody

        My lucky niece is very good friends with the CEO’s daughter.

    • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

      Can I recommend you cut Rob without getting chased off the site? He’s ruining the jacket for me. 

    • nannypoo

      Eew  What’s that smell?

      • http://twitter.com/dixielou8 Ashley

         perhaps your screen name?

    • Kayceed

      I like the little detachable quilted bit – it looks Austrian to me, somehow. Don’t ask me why.

      • SewingSiren

        I does look like it was inspired by traditional Austrian tailoring.

        • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

          Very “Georg Von Trapp.”

          • SewingSiren

            Played by hottie Christopher Plummer , but updated for the 21st century.

    • dsco3031

      Tears and histrionics <3

    • MilaXX

      This time I agree with you guys. That jacket is indeed worth fighting for. Mmmm, I wonder if it also comes in a deep chocolate brown. That way both of you guys could have one.

      • formerlyAnon

         All it takes is money . . .

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Louise-Bryan/1177213326 Louise Bryan

        Apparently it comes in “True Navy” only.

    • Imasewsure

      I love love love Burberry and I am allergic to wool (I has a sad) … we will take up a collection for you TLo! You need that outfit!!

      • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

         Oh, so am I, which really puts the kibosh on my tweed love. I do envy people who can wear wool without ripping their skin off.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_64HSRZWCSJ5RBFGCWDLFQOICYM G

      Boys, it’s only $1200.  If we each sent you a buck, you’d have enough for two!!

      • http://korilian.livejournal.com/ korilian

        Damn, Burberry is expensive! For some reason I thought they were in a lower price range. 

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      “Who do we have to blow around here to get some free merch, for god’s sake?”  TLo is pulling a Sev, and once again I am making the mistake of reading TLO with food in my mouth.  

    • unbornfawn

      Robert: a comb and razor are your friends. PLEASE for the love of god, use them once in while! I hope one of my gay daddies gets this jacket either of you would look swell in it. And I bet you would groom yourselves before wearing it. Come on Burberry show the bitter kittens daddies some love.

      • formerlyAnon

         What boggles is that he obviously DOES use the razor regularly. One doesn’t just freeze the growth at 2-4 day scruff, and yet he’s usually photographed in that zone.

        • unbornfawn

          Perhaps he could try using it on the days he is going to be photographed?

    • muzan-e

      He doesn’t deserve that jacket.

      There should be blood.

      You’re damn right I’d pay for nosebleed seats to this winter spectacle, if it happened to be Sulky McPoutface there who was doing the bleeding!

      But not, please god, all over the jacket.

    • PeggyOC

      Great outfit, completely wasted on a boy who apparently can’t find a shower and a razor.

      • Laylalola

        or a hairbrush or toothpasteh

        • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

          Or a moist towelette, ANYTHING!!!  He always looks so nasty!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535548244 Kim Baker Vidas Davey-Irvin

          i am completely on board with the word “toothpasteh.”  10.0.

    • In_Stitches

      I have an irrational hatred of pieces that look like they’re separates, but aren’t. 

    • SewingSiren

      Is it one piece? By that I mean is the vest part sewn into the jacket? That’s pretty innovative, and very attractive. Too bad it looks at though it only comes in navy, loden green would look good in this style, …… and then you could both have one (just wear it on different days).

      • l_c_ann

        A fashion-less friend has been wearing the liner (in loden green) from a long departed jacket as his light weight winter coat on the Gulf Coast for two decades. 

        Maybe he’s the inspiration for the liner vest (which is truly wonnerful).

    • Sara__B

      Love the jacket and vest. Hate the shirt coming out underneath, and everything from the neck up. Way to ruin a great suit, Pattinson.

    • snarkykitten

      I remember once my history teacher telling me how one of the czars of Russia would literally chase down other men & forcibly shave their beards.  I think someone needs to do this to RPatz

      (ok so he was doing it because they were sporting really long beards and he wanted a more Western European look, but ssshhhh)

      • Laylalola

        Russia’s beard tax — that was real, for the reasons you cite, instituted by Peter the Great. I never heard that he literally chased men down and shaved their beards … maybe something got lost in translation about the fear of losing their necks to the taxman. 

    • jilly_d

      great jacket.  I fail on every level to see how this man is considered a “sex symbol”.

    • l_c_ann

      “Refined virgin wool twill jacket with detachable diamond quilted warmer”

      Really wish they’d sell the warmer separately.  In. Colors. 

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

      Every time I see that douchecanoe, I’m shocked to remember how good-looking he was as Cedric Diggory. The clean-cut, British school boy look suits him so much better than stoner asshole does.

      The jacket is lovely, though.

    • formerlyAnon

      He had the same hair & stubble *precisely* on Fallon. What in the name of god is so wonderful about this look that it’s worth the effort to recreate it – I mean, how do you even DO it?  When it starts to look like a beard, you shave and then hide in your house for 36 hours until it’s scruffly enough?

      Baffled.

      DO like the jacket enormously. At least you two both have good taste, there’s that. Minimizes the “you’re seriously wearing THAT?” moments, even the ones that go unsaid. 

    • judybrowni

      Well, at least this time, Pattison shaved. A day or two ago, but within recent memory.

      So why does he still look like a deranged squirrel?

      I know, I know: THE HAIR.

    • Annabelle Archer

      Maybe we need a petition to get you boys that jacket?

    • tereliz

      Dudes. Even I want that jacket. 

    • PastryGoddess

      Fuck that, I want you boys sitting at the fashion show in January.  That is a petition I would sign..in blood no less

    • Anglow

      Tom and Lorenzo, wish you would break down the fabulousness of the jacket for me, the fashion uninformed. Why is it so great? I
      All men’s clothes look pretty much the same to me. Thanks!

    • granddelusion

      Dude needs a decent haircut and a shave. And that would only go halfway.

    • CarolinLA

      I’ll be so glad when those fucking movies are out and over.  He annoys the shit out of me.  

    • Judy_J

      I’m sorry to see such a fabulous jacket wasted on a guy who looks sorely in need of a bath and a shave.  And dental work.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535548244 Kim Baker Vidas Davey-Irvin

      love the jacket.  robert is looking more and more “special” with every shot.  (before you yell at me, i have special needs kids.  nothing you can say will shame me.)

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

        Oh my God, I never would have said it…but I sure as hell was thinking it.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      I want this jacket, and I’m a girl!

    • Zippypie

      Why can’t he bathe?  Is he an Oz witch and will melt in water?

    • JauntyJohn

      FANTASTIC jacket, yes. Quilted waistcoat is so awesome I want to start a Facebook Page for it.
      Effed up hair is his thing so …. *shrug*
      But we’re a long, long way from Cedric Diggory now, and as is the way when some age, I’m not sure if the camera still Loves the bone structure, or now only merely Likes it.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/57DSN5XCR5VONZ2JUMQ5M6EF54 Sabrina

      OK. Vulgar, but I laughed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/renate.yerkes Renate Yerkes

      Hey now. Calm down Tlo. Asking is I’m sure all that is necessary. Have you tried that?

    • poohbah1

      Bad hair, bad skin, bad teeth. When is his bubble going to burst?

    • decormaven

      For the love of Mike, shield mere mortals’ eyes from this vampire child, who most definitely does not need to appear at this early hour of the day. Le sigh on the jacket. It is exquisite. I’ll just look at the Burberry photo instead.

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      Love the jacket, do not love the way he is wearing it. Also, it looks really very warm, so maybe a bit weird for an indoor, sitting down thing?

    • guest2visits

      He looks good; the outfit works really well on him.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/GJMQE7IVSABICQ5LZ3S45EMY2I Brendan Schulze

      I covet that coat, even though I’m pretty sure I could fit maybe up to my elbow in either sleeve.

    • Trisha26

      How can he wear such an interesting piece and combine it with horrible pants, shoes, neck beard and that hair?!

    • crash1212

      Get the quilted vest while you’re at it, cuz it’s swoon-worthy as well.

    • ccm800

      Love his hair here 

    • http://twitter.com/TheScottFinley Scott Finley

      A little late to this game but Burberry does it again. :D

    • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

      You may have to cut R-Patz and steal it off his prone body. 

    • c-mcdavid

      I think the larger question is how many times would you have to dry clean this jacket to rid it of the smell of cigarettes, gin, and ass?

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      He most definitely doesn’t deserve that jacket!  That is the ONLY thing that makes him not look like a grimy homeless man!

    • MGMcD

      I can’t help but notice how cleaned up and dreamy he was when he and KStew were splitsville, and now he’s back to looking like an unwashed stoner in good clothes now that they’re back together. She looks fierce as ever but it seems like she’s not so great for him if looks are anything to go by (and really, what else is there?)

    • Srw27

      He looks like a homeless person wearing a smashingly awesome Burberry jacket

    • librarygrrl64

      That jacket looks like the ones the young guys wore in Spring Awakening. ;-)

    • pokokpuding

      Put this on Gordon Joseph-Levitt and watch me turn into a crazed nympho.