Nicki Minaj in … well…

Posted on November 30, 2012

It’s FRIDAY, bitches! Who needs a big dose of crazy right about now? YOU do!

Darling Nicki? That’s your cue.

 

Nicki Minaj attends her perfume launch at Myer Sydney City in Sydney, Australia.

Ohhhhhh … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

We love you, you batshit crazy ho.

She looks like a cheap bedding factory exploded all over her. Why can’t we all have jobs that allow us to dress like this? Fuck it, let’s all go to work on Monday wrapped in shitty comforters, just for the hell of it.

Oh, wait. We work from home, so no one will care. We’ll be with you in spirit, darlings. Even when they haul your ass to Human Resources for a little chat. Tell them Nicki sent you.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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  • Sarah Lynnae

    I don’t know what that is, but I love that there’s someone in this world who decided to wear it.

    • Chickadeep

      Oh, there are LOTS of people in this world who would wear that…it’s just that most of them are five years old and pretending to be Marie Antoinette for dress-up time!

  • Nimble27

    Nicki Minaj *is* the Princess and the Pea. It looks like she’s responding to lots of deep questions with her flailing mike. 

    • MalCo09

      Her facial expressions are priceless.  In the very top picture, she almost looks ashamed of being seen in public wrapped in an 8-year-old’s comforter collection.  Almost.

      • MGMcD

        Totally. Either that or she is terrified that the thing is just going to swallow her whole like Audrey II.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vienna-Marriott/100001636120960 Vienna Marriott

    Oh boy; lol.

  • knittermom

    She’s good for a laugh, but she doesn’t have the same style instinct as Lady Gaga, who can turn crazy outfits into actual fashion commentary. And now I can segue into asking if Hot Ginger Handler has *completely* disappeared, I miss the Lady Gaga posts for more than just the fashion.

    • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

      Hot Ginger Handler dropped us a line on twitter, thanking us for all our support and telling us we’re great. It made our month.

      • Anne At Large

        Ho. Lee. Shit.

        That news just made my month too. And I’m not even on twitter.

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

         That mean’s he’s maybe, available. Do you two want a handler?  He might be the right one.

        • BrooklynBomber

          Which they’ll be able to determine only after an extensive interview, right?

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            One would certainly hope so.

          • formerlyAnon

            An extensive interview with many, many photographs. Which they must post for our happy perusal.

          • BrooklynBomber

            It goes without saying.

        • MilaXX

           If HGH starts handling T & LO, I’m stalking them for life!

      • http://twitter.com/annalizabet Anna Elizabeth

         Holy crap, really? That’s so cool! It makes me so happy to know that Hot Ginger Handler knows how much his ginger hotness is appreciated.

      • http://geekentertainment.tv irinaslutsky

        i’m totally obsessed with HGH!

      • knittermom

         That would make my month too, so cool of him…off to Twitter to find it.

      • Sara__B

         I miss seeing photos of HGH. Sigh.

      • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

         OMG! You must have nearly plotzed. That is crazy. He’s hot AND has good taste in bloggers. sigh….

      • gabbilevy

        Did he identify himself as Gaga’s HGH??! That would be *so* amazing. Also, I’m not surprised that he reads you guys. I wonder if Gaga does too.

      • Rand Ortega

         JESUS PALOMINO!
        That’s awesome!

        • BrooklynBomber

          Now I can’t wait to work “Jesus Palomino” into a conversation.

      • Call me Bee

        That is really excellent!  I hope you all become friends.  :) 

      • watchmeboogie

         That’s fab!

      • GorgeousThings

        OMG, that’s so fabulous! So…. where is he??? Not geographic specifics, but has he moved on to other pastures? 

      • Little_Olive

        That is seriously COOL. Of both you and him. Is he not in any activity where he deserves posts of his own? Hell, he is a celebrity already. 

  • http://twitter.com/ladonnazc LaDonna Carpenter

    Based on today’s TLo posts, I’d like to a propose a new fashion ranking system for you…forget in and out and werq…it’s where do the fashionistas rank on a scale of Nicki to Deeta?

    • http://twitter.com/JanelMessenger Janel Messenger

      Actually, that’s a pretty cool idea.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U5LTVYHX32MGMMXR33G7TOXVR4 Magdalena Monzerrat Ontiveros

    Scrolldown fug from the neck down hahaha

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

       Why as low as the neck? I would say from the top of her fried wig.

    • http://twitter.com/Elissa_Malcohn Elissa Malcohn

       It’s bedding. You mean “turn down fug.” (You’re welcome.)

  • nomoreprinces

    She looks like a fancy cupcake.  brb going to bakery.

  • Sobaika

    There are some people who can make crazy werq and she is not one of them.

  • AR16

    It’s like she has decided to be every character from the Nutcracker’s Land of the Sugar Plum Fairy all at once.  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

    She’s like the Scarlett O’Hara of bedding.

    • Lattis

      ha ha – I also wish the von Trapp kids had been dressed like this. 

  • Julie Fountain

    She looks just like this demented doll my grandmother kept on the back of the guest bath toilet, it had a big fluffy skirt that disguised the spare roll of TP. 

    • random_poster

      I bet if you lift up her skirt you’ll find a huge roll under there right now helping her stand taller. 

  • hughman

    It’s the collar from a Varsity Jacket that really seals the deal for me. 

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

       Hee Hee. I hadn’t noticed it amongst all the other foofiness going on. Its the perfect little touch of WTF.

    • Mismarker

      With this look, she’s officially lettered in cray cray.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        If there were bizarro girl scouts, they’d have a badge in craycray!

  • Trisha26

    Is she wearing a track suit underneath that? What’s the orange/black/white collar? Cray!

  • Judy_J

    And here’s Nicki again in an outfit my 6 year old granddaughter would love.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    That was one expensive costume to commission.  Wish I’d gotten that call.   lol  Bet she would’ve been fun to work with, amidst all the cray cray, of course.

    • formerlyAnon

      I’ve heard she’s nice to the “little people” working her events.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PCARAOJSL553GBBPQSLRYD5REE L.

    I happen to be 100% in favor of repurposing.  This is recycling at its most entertaining!

  • BrooklynBomber

    Whoa! Wow, well I certainly didn’t expect that. Bravo. Why not? But is she on stilts?

    ETA: You know what this reminds me of, though (though I’m not sure why; it’s very different): the famous “avant garde” dress that solicited the “chip in a chip way” comment.

    • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

      Are you talking about the dress Kit and Crying Ricky made on season 4 of PR? Because that’s totally where I went.

      • BrooklynBomber

        Yes! I could picture the dress, and Kit (but I couldn’t think of her name). Thank you. 

    • SewingSiren

      That is it exactly!

  • StellaZafella

    When she’s done wearing it here, it goes back home…into the bathroom -  with a GREAT BIG OL’ toilet paper roll in it.

  • j_anson

    This? Is awesome. This makes my day.

  • prettybigkitty

    Who’s a little teapot?  More like tea cozy or tea crazy, but close enough.  

  • MissAmynae

    Its like my mother-in-law’s house exploded and our Nicki was in the kill zone. 

    eta- y’all don’t know my M-i-L…dang…wonderful woman, really, but lord does she love her frou frou satiny comforters and doilies. Her house is like walking into a fake faberge carousel….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    Girl is crackers. I l.o.v.e. the fan. 

    • http://geekentertainment.tv irinaslutsky

      she needs the fan because she’s WEARING SIX BLANKETS

  • Imasewsure

    This look is awesome but (and I can’t believe I’m saying this) she didn’t do enough with her hair and makeup… her head needs to look like a giant teacup or something…..luv huh 

  • marilyn

    Who is she trying to sell perfume to?

    • meowing

      people crazier than she is

      • formerlyAnon

         There is always an off chance it actually smells good on some people. I complimented one of my daughter’s friends on her perfume over Thanksgiving and was taken aback to be told it was one of Taylor Swift’s scents.

  • homespunner

    Wait. Is this our “pretty” to end the week? 

  • CeeQ

    Bitches. I was totally going to come to work in my quilt on Monday thinking you guys would show up in support. THE BETRAYAL IS SO DEEP.

    And on THAT crazy note – happy Friday fellow Bitter Kittens and Unborn Fawns!

  • http://twitter.com/jifstrohz Jennifer Storozuk

    Well at least it is not all in pink. And that was hilarious to scroll down!

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    It’s downright demure for her. God bless her. And TLo. I have a weekend project now. Now, where’d I put that sewing machine????

  • demidaemon

    Her facial expressions in these shots scare me.

  • PrunellaV

    Three! Three! Three dresses in one!

  • LittleKarnak

    LOL!!! Gonna strut through the hospital in my Granny’s homemade quilt singing “Pound The Alarm”!!!!

    • lastminutelucy

      I am HR, and I would totally support you doing so!

  • pookiesmom

    I LOVE HER

  • jowithnoe

    May I mention that here in Australia at the moment it’s way too hot for quilts on your bed, let alone on your person.

    • http://www.thechipsterdiaries.blogspot.com/ Jess the Chipster

      I know, it was almost 35 degrees (95) in Sydney yesterday, with all those lights and cameras flashing, how is her makeup not melting off!?

  • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

    That is one upscale Snuggie.

  • SewingSiren

    Mmmhum. I called Dolly Parton last time. Dolly + the Kit Pistol chip in a chip way dress

    • formerlyAnon

       Song: genius.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    OMG< this is hilarious!!! Nicki looks like SHE even realizes that this is BEYOND cray cray.

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    Just what every little girl will want for Christmas…Mali-Duvet Barbie.

  • margaret meyers

    “Get me a fan!  I am a hot mess!”

  • cleverlady

    Little Miss Muffet wears ALL of  her tuffets! At once.  And out of the house!

  • TieDye64

    My first thought was “cheap ass bedspreads”. Or layers of crazy cupcakes. With the paper.

  • standerby

    That first shot makes it clear that’s she’s being held aloft at the ankle by a small scrum of fabulous clowns.  She can keep her upper body frozen in those weird Kabuki poses while their busy little legs propel her like a Mardi Gras float.

  • Polka_Dotty

    Pajama Day at preschool next week — now I know what I’ll be wearing.

  • http://twitter.com/Sugarbeetle Sugarbeetle

    When I was little, I used to wrap my floral bedspread around my waist and pretend it was my princess gown. Obviously Nikki did the same thing.

  • nannypoo

    Cinderella goes rogue.

  • Call me Bee

    And have you seen the purfume bottle?  It’s downrigth scary.  I woudn’t want that thing staring at me every morning as I brush my teeth…

  • ankali

    Jesus Christ, is she wearing stilts under there?

  • http://twitter.com/DarrenNesbitt Darren Nesbitt

    She looks like one of the wealthy audience members at the Hunger Games

  • claudemtl777

    Its easy to forget that less than a year ago she was seated next to ANNAEFFINWINTOUR at a fashion show…Who here thinks she will again…ever??

  • quiltrx

    I love vintage sewing stuff, and she looks EXACTLY like one of those pincushion dolls with the amazingly full skirts!  (at least from the neck down, because that hair and that skin tone never met back in the vintage days)

    As I look more, she also looks like one of those gaudy birthday cakes with an actual generic-Barbie center and the cake is the skirt.

  • MilaXX

    Sorry Nicki, I can give you a pass on the pink suit from the other day, but I can’t with the canal street comforters worn as a dress.

  • BuffaloBarbara

    Not quite to the crazy level of that VMA get-up, but… so very wrong.

  • Vanja

    That dress is just used as a distraction so no one will notice the hideous perfume bottles on the table behind her.

  • http://twitter.com/zombuki Ms. Bee

    Who made this? I love how crazy it is, it isn’t 100% perfectly executed but I love how it’s madness slash little girl princess. When society tells every little girl she has to grown up and become a woman and hate all the things she loved as a girl, Nicki walks around like a huge middle finger. I love it.

  • ojosazules

    Fucking fabulous. The ruffles around her shoulders are a bit much :)

  • spooki C

    That…….. thing……… is so gotdamned hideous and unflattering. 

  • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

    “EVEN WHEN THEY HAUL YOUR ASS TO HUMAN RESOURCES FOR A LITTLE CHAT!”  omgomgomgomgomgomgogm.    Now I have to literally go change my clothes.  Thank you for this today boys.  Thank you so much!  omg.

  • miagain

    ain’t it grand!

  • guest2visits

    …. ashamed to say.. I would love any one of the 3 or 4  outrageously girly quilts/comforters she has on – without the fringe.
              

  • http://twitter.com/WaxPoesis WasPoesis

    Love her. She may be a cross between a cupcake and a quilting fair explosion, but I think the world needs a bit of cray-cray in all out lives. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ginny-Ellsworth/534496198 Ginny Ellsworth

    I never thought that I would see Mother Ginger from the Nutcracker ballet in real life. I wonder if she has any kids hidden under that skirt?

  • Sadie-Ann

    It reminds me of a cracked out version of Kit’s avant garde dress. (The one she was offed for).

  • LambeeBaby

    She looks like a 6 year old’s birthday cake.

  • http://twitter.com/UtterlyCreative Utterly Creative

    She reminds me of Glinda, the good witch of the North from WIZARD OF OZ.

  • TRSTL

    I kind of love this!  It reminds me of a very campy version of some of the gorgeous, over the top costumes from Sofia Coppola’s “Marie Antionette”.  I say, why not?

    • guest2visits

      Precisely!  I thought of the movie also;  I didn’t like the dress, – but I would easily have the top or middle layer of her
      skirt as an extra quilt/throw blanket (minus all the ruffles).

  • formerlyAnon

    It doesn’t actually look *good* on her – but I LOVE it. And kinda like her for wearing it.

  • Toto Maya

    The fact that Nicki Minaj is wearing it doesn’t shock me or really surprise me at all. My question is, who DESIGNED this? Who made it, said, “Yeah, that’s great,” and went on with their life?!

  • decormaven

    It’s Monday! Time to don my comforter! It obviously worked for her. What is next? She is the Personification of Cra-Cra.

  • Cathy S

    I wouldn’t even let my bed wear those comforters.

  • http://twitter.com/mhleta Martha Hicks Leta

    She looks like a doll that you can snap skirts onto and make her really tall or unsnap them and make her into a munchkin. Crazy, but fun.

  • http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

    Has she ever met Chris March?  You two should set that up for her!

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      that could be a match made in heaven.  chris could really let lose with nicki.

  • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

    Were you planning on death by heatstroke, Nicki? Because that outfit’s givin’ it to you in spades, silly girl!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YMEB3XKJCE4WL62SKN473LWBXQ Frank

    I think this is what Kit and Ricky were going for in the avant garde challenge back in season 4!

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      i thought of that dress too?

  • Stefanie Mackenzie

    I used to make “Daisy Kingdom” dresses that looked like this for my daughter…until she was 9…Dear daughter, I apologize for making you wear those confections, even if they were beautifully made; unlike this chozzerai that’s wearing Miss Nicki.

  • lrhg

    Little Bo Peep done lost her damn mind. 

  • sweetlilvoice

    That perfume smells pretty good too!
     

  • Kaye Evans

    Is there a designer associated with this schmatte?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/R6OP6BTUBNAJOBIIACR5XZJ4IM Karen C

    THAT is some funny sh*t.