Nicki Minaj in … well…

Posted on November 30, 2012

It’s FRIDAY, bitches! Who needs a big dose of crazy right about now? YOU do!

Darling Nicki? That’s your cue.


Nicki Minaj attends her perfume launch at Myer Sydney City in Sydney, Australia.




We love you, you batshit crazy ho.

She looks like a cheap bedding factory exploded all over her. Why can’t we all have jobs that allow us to dress like this? Fuck it, let’s all go to work on Monday wrapped in shitty comforters, just for the hell of it.

Oh, wait. We work from home, so no one will care. We’ll be with you in spirit, darlings. Even when they haul your ass to Human Resources for a little chat. Tell them Nicki sent you.




[Photo Credit: Getty]

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    • Sarah Lynnae

      I don’t know what that is, but I love that there’s someone in this world who decided to wear it.

      • Chickadeep

        Oh, there are LOTS of people in this world who would wear that…it’s just that most of them are five years old and pretending to be Marie Antoinette for dress-up time!

    • Nimble27

      Nicki Minaj *is* the Princess and the Pea. It looks like she’s responding to lots of deep questions with her flailing mike. 

      • MalCo09

        Her facial expressions are priceless.  In the very top picture, she almost looks ashamed of being seen in public wrapped in an 8-year-old’s comforter collection.  Almost.

        • MGMcD

          Totally. Either that or she is terrified that the thing is just going to swallow her whole like Audrey II.

    • Vienna Marriott

      Oh boy; lol.

    • knittermom

      She’s good for a laugh, but she doesn’t have the same style instinct as Lady Gaga, who can turn crazy outfits into actual fashion commentary. And now I can segue into asking if Hot Ginger Handler has *completely* disappeared, I miss the Lady Gaga posts for more than just the fashion.

      • Tom and Lorenzo

        Hot Ginger Handler dropped us a line on twitter, thanking us for all our support and telling us we’re great. It made our month.

        • Anne At Large

          Ho. Lee. Shit.

          That news just made my month too. And I’m not even on twitter.

        • Kiltdntiltd

           That mean’s he’s maybe, available. Do you two want a handler?  He might be the right one.

          • BrooklynBomber

            Which they’ll be able to determine only after an extensive interview, right?

            • Kiltdntiltd

              One would certainly hope so.

            • formerlyAnon

              An extensive interview with many, many photographs. Which they must post for our happy perusal.

            • BrooklynBomber

              It goes without saying.

          • MilaXX

             If HGH starts handling T & LO, I’m stalking them for life!

        • Anna Elizabeth

           Holy crap, really? That’s so cool! It makes me so happy to know that Hot Ginger Handler knows how much his ginger hotness is appreciated.

        • irinaslutsky

          i’m totally obsessed with HGH!

        • knittermom

           That would make my month too, so cool of him…off to Twitter to find it.

        • Sara__B

           I miss seeing photos of HGH. Sigh.

        • Ass Kicking Adviser

           OMG! You must have nearly plotzed. That is crazy. He’s hot AND has good taste in bloggers. sigh….

        • gabbilevy

          Did he identify himself as Gaga’s HGH??! That would be *so* amazing. Also, I’m not surprised that he reads you guys. I wonder if Gaga does too.

        • Rand Ortega

           JESUS PALOMINO!
          That’s awesome!

          • BrooklynBomber

            Now I can’t wait to work “Jesus Palomino” into a conversation.

        • Call me Bee

          That is really excellent!  I hope you all become friends.  :) 

        • watchmeboogie

           That’s fab!

        • GorgeousThings

          OMG, that’s so fabulous! So…. where is he??? Not geographic specifics, but has he moved on to other pastures? 

        • Little_Olive

          That is seriously COOL. Of both you and him. Is he not in any activity where he deserves posts of his own? Hell, he is a celebrity already. 

    • LaDonna Carpenter

      Based on today’s TLo posts, I’d like to a propose a new fashion ranking system for you…forget in and out and werq…it’s where do the fashionistas rank on a scale of Nicki to Deeta?

      • Janel Messenger

        Actually, that’s a pretty cool idea.

    • Magdalena Monzerrat Ontiveros

      Scrolldown fug from the neck down hahaha

      • MishaFoomin

         Why as low as the neck? I would say from the top of her fried wig.

      • Elissa Malcohn

         It’s bedding. You mean “turn down fug.” (You’re welcome.)

    • Sobaika

      There are some people who can make crazy werq and she is not one of them.

    • nomoreprinces

      She looks like a fancy cupcake.  brb going to bakery.

    • AR16

      It’s like she has decided to be every character from the Nutcracker’s Land of the Sugar Plum Fairy all at once.  

    • Dot

      She’s like the Scarlett O’Hara of bedding.

      • Lattis

        ha ha – I also wish the von Trapp kids had been dressed like this. 

    • Julie Fountain

      She looks just like this demented doll my grandmother kept on the back of the guest bath toilet, it had a big fluffy skirt that disguised the spare roll of TP. 

      • random_poster

        I bet if you lift up her skirt you’ll find a huge roll under there right now helping her stand taller. 

    • hughman

      It’s the collar from a Varsity Jacket that really seals the deal for me. 

      • Kiltdntiltd

         Hee Hee. I hadn’t noticed it amongst all the other foofiness going on. Its the perfect little touch of WTF.

      • Mismarker

        With this look, she’s officially lettered in cray cray.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          If there were bizarro girl scouts, they’d have a badge in craycray!

    • Trisha26

      Is she wearing a track suit underneath that? What’s the orange/black/white collar? Cray!

    • Judy_J

      And here’s Nicki again in an outfit my 6 year old granddaughter would love.

    • Kiltdntiltd

      That was one expensive costume to commission.  Wish I’d gotten that call.   lol  Bet she would’ve been fun to work with, amidst all the cray cray, of course.

      • formerlyAnon

        I’ve heard she’s nice to the “little people” working her events.

    • L.

      I happen to be 100% in favor of repurposing.  This is recycling at its most entertaining!

    • BrooklynBomber

      Whoa! Wow, well I certainly didn’t expect that. Bravo. Why not? But is she on stilts?

      ETA: You know what this reminds me of, though (though I’m not sure why; it’s very different): the famous “avant garde” dress that solicited the “chip in a chip way” comment.

      • Cindi Williams

        Are you talking about the dress Kit and Crying Ricky made on season 4 of PR? Because that’s totally where I went.

        • BrooklynBomber

          Yes! I could picture the dress, and Kit (but I couldn’t think of her name). Thank you. 

      • SewingSiren

        That is it exactly!

    • StellaZafella

      When she’s done wearing it here, it goes back home…into the bathroom –  with a GREAT BIG OL’ toilet paper roll in it.

    • j_anson

      This? Is awesome. This makes my day.

    • prettybigkitty

      Who’s a little teapot?  More like tea cozy or tea crazy, but close enough.  

    • MissAmynae

      Its like my mother-in-law’s house exploded and our Nicki was in the kill zone. 

      eta- y’all don’t know my M-i-L…dang…wonderful woman, really, but lord does she love her frou frou satiny comforters and doilies. Her house is like walking into a fake faberge carousel….

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Girl is crackers. I l.o.v.e. the fan. 

      • irinaslutsky

        she needs the fan because she’s WEARING SIX BLANKETS

    • Imasewsure

      This look is awesome but (and I can’t believe I’m saying this) she didn’t do enough with her hair and makeup… her head needs to look like a giant teacup or something…..luv huh 

    • marilyn

      Who is she trying to sell perfume to?

      • meowing

        people crazier than she is

        • formerlyAnon

           There is always an off chance it actually smells good on some people. I complimented one of my daughter’s friends on her perfume over Thanksgiving and was taken aback to be told it was one of Taylor Swift’s scents.

    • homespunner

      Wait. Is this our “pretty” to end the week? 

    • CeeQ

      Bitches. I was totally going to come to work in my quilt on Monday thinking you guys would show up in support. THE BETRAYAL IS SO DEEP.

      And on THAT crazy note – happy Friday fellow Bitter Kittens and Unborn Fawns!

    • Jennifer Storozuk

      Well at least it is not all in pink. And that was hilarious to scroll down!

    • Ass Kicking Adviser

      It’s downright demure for her. God bless her. And TLo. I have a weekend project now. Now, where’d I put that sewing machine????

    • demidaemon

      Her facial expressions in these shots scare me.

    • PrunellaV

      Three! Three! Three dresses in one!

    • LittleKarnak

      LOL!!! Gonna strut through the hospital in my Granny’s homemade quilt singing “Pound The Alarm”!!!!

      • lastminutelucy

        I am HR, and I would totally support you doing so!

    • pookiesmom

      I LOVE HER

    • jowithnoe

      May I mention that here in Australia at the moment it’s way too hot for quilts on your bed, let alone on your person.

      • Jess the Chipster

        I know, it was almost 35 degrees (95) in Sydney yesterday, with all those lights and cameras flashing, how is her makeup not melting off!?

    • Gayer Than Thou

      That is one upscale Snuggie.

    • SewingSiren

      Mmmhum. I called Dolly Parton last time. Dolly + the Kit Pistol chip in a chip way dress

      • formerlyAnon

         Song: genius.

    • marlie

      OMG< this is hilarious!!! Nicki looks like SHE even realizes that this is BEYOND cray cray.

    • MinAgain

      Just what every little girl will want for Christmas…Mali-Duvet Barbie.

    • margaret meyers

      “Get me a fan!  I am a hot mess!”

    • cleverlady

      Little Miss Muffet wears ALL of  her tuffets! At once.  And out of the house!

    • TieDye64

      My first thought was “cheap ass bedspreads”. Or layers of crazy cupcakes. With the paper.

    • standerby

      That first shot makes it clear that’s she’s being held aloft at the ankle by a small scrum of fabulous clowns.  She can keep her upper body frozen in those weird Kabuki poses while their busy little legs propel her like a Mardi Gras float.

    • Polka_Dotty

      Pajama Day at preschool next week — now I know what I’ll be wearing.

    • Sugarbeetle

      When I was little, I used to wrap my floral bedspread around my waist and pretend it was my princess gown. Obviously Nikki did the same thing.

    • nannypoo

      Cinderella goes rogue.

    • Call me Bee

      And have you seen the purfume bottle?  It’s downrigth scary.  I woudn’t want that thing staring at me every morning as I brush my teeth…

    • ankali

      Jesus Christ, is she wearing stilts under there?

    • Darren Nesbitt

      She looks like one of the wealthy audience members at the Hunger Games

    • claudemtl777

      Its easy to forget that less than a year ago she was seated next to ANNAEFFINWINTOUR at a fashion show…Who here thinks she will again…ever??

    • quiltrx

      I love vintage sewing stuff, and she looks EXACTLY like one of those pincushion dolls with the amazingly full skirts!  (at least from the neck down, because that hair and that skin tone never met back in the vintage days)

      As I look more, she also looks like one of those gaudy birthday cakes with an actual generic-Barbie center and the cake is the skirt.

    • MilaXX

      Sorry Nicki, I can give you a pass on the pink suit from the other day, but I can’t with the canal street comforters worn as a dress.

    • BuffaloBarbara

      Not quite to the crazy level of that VMA get-up, but… so very wrong.

    • Vanja

      That dress is just used as a distraction so no one will notice the hideous perfume bottles on the table behind her.

    • Ms. Bee

      Who made this? I love how crazy it is, it isn’t 100% perfectly executed but I love how it’s madness slash little girl princess. When society tells every little girl she has to grown up and become a woman and hate all the things she loved as a girl, Nicki walks around like a huge middle finger. I love it.

    • ojosazules

      Fucking fabulous. The ruffles around her shoulders are a bit much :)

    • spooki C

      That…….. thing……… is so gotdamned hideous and unflattering. 

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      “EVEN WHEN THEY HAUL YOUR ASS TO HUMAN RESOURCES FOR A LITTLE CHAT!”  omgomgomgomgomgomgogm.    Now I have to literally go change my clothes.  Thank you for this today boys.  Thank you so much!  omg.

    • miagain

      ain’t it grand!

    • guest2visits

      …. ashamed to say.. I would love any one of the 3 or 4  outrageously girly quilts/comforters she has on – without the fringe.

    • WasPoesis

      Love her. She may be a cross between a cupcake and a quilting fair explosion, but I think the world needs a bit of cray-cray in all out lives. 

    • Ginny Ellsworth

      I never thought that I would see Mother Ginger from the Nutcracker ballet in real life. I wonder if she has any kids hidden under that skirt?

    • Sadie-Ann

      It reminds me of a cracked out version of Kit’s avant garde dress. (The one she was offed for).

    • LambeeBaby

      She looks like a 6 year old’s birthday cake.

    • Utterly Creative

      She reminds me of Glinda, the good witch of the North from WIZARD OF OZ.

    • TRSTL

      I kind of love this!  It reminds me of a very campy version of some of the gorgeous, over the top costumes from Sofia Coppola’s “Marie Antionette”.  I say, why not?

      • guest2visits

        Precisely!  I thought of the movie also;  I didn’t like the dress, – but I would easily have the top or middle layer of her
        skirt as an extra quilt/throw blanket (minus all the ruffles).

    • formerlyAnon

      It doesn’t actually look *good* on her – but I LOVE it. And kinda like her for wearing it.

    • Toto Maya

      The fact that Nicki Minaj is wearing it doesn’t shock me or really surprise me at all. My question is, who DESIGNED this? Who made it, said, “Yeah, that’s great,” and went on with their life?!

    • decormaven

      It’s Monday! Time to don my comforter! It obviously worked for her. What is next? She is the Personification of Cra-Cra.

    • Cathy S

      I wouldn’t even let my bed wear those comforters.

    • Martha Hicks Leta

      She looks like a doll that you can snap skirts onto and make her really tall or unsnap them and make her into a munchkin. Crazy, but fun.

    • Phyllis Craine

      Has she ever met Chris March?  You two should set that up for her!

      • sleah_in_norcal

        that could be a match made in heaven.  chris could really let lose with nicki.

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      Were you planning on death by heatstroke, Nicki? Because that outfit’s givin’ it to you in spades, silly girl!

    • Frank

      I think this is what Kit and Ricky were going for in the avant garde challenge back in season 4!

      • sleah_in_norcal

        i thought of that dress too?

    • Stefanie Mackenzie

      I used to make “Daisy Kingdom” dresses that looked like this for my daughter…until she was 9…Dear daughter, I apologize for making you wear those confections, even if they were beautifully made; unlike this chozzerai that’s wearing Miss Nicki.

    • lrhg

      Little Bo Peep done lost her damn mind. 

    • sweetlilvoice

      That perfume smells pretty good too!

    • Kaye Evans

      Is there a designer associated with this schmatte?

    • Karen C

      THAT is some funny sh*t.