Miranda Kerr in NYC

Posted on November 14, 2012

Jesus Christ, she’s not human.

 

Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr attends a business meeting in New York City in a Victoria Beckham dress.

Victoria Beckham V-neck Sheath Dress. Lanvin Pointed-Toe Asymmetric Leather Pump. Miu Miu Cat Eye Tortoiseshell Sunglasses. Prada Pyramid Frame Bag.

It’s bad enough she looks so flawless that grown men weep and grown women stick pins in little dolls that look like her, but then she had to go and do this:

 

THE MUTHAFUCKIN HAIRFLIP OF DEATH. You can practically hear the whoosh sound.

Bow down, puny mortals.

 

[Photo Credit: Felipe Ramales/PacificCoastNews.com, farfetch.com, barneys.com, prada.com, net-a-porter.com]

    • charlotte

      Those legs!

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      And THAT is how you show off a borrowed bag, without seeming to.

    • http://twitter.com/maggie162 Maggie

      We don’t stand a chance.

      • http://twitter.com/Nancer Nancer

         I am but a mere mortal….

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Cleary/1201575213 Patrick Cleary

      Ever since TLo pointed out the fact that celebrities hold their bags like that as paid advertisements, I CAN’T STOP SEEING IT. 

      • Oze R.

        And I can’t stop holding my bag like that whenever I can. You’ve ruined me TLo!!

    • RebeccaKW

      Bitch is fierce.

    • TheLaurenJean

      Joining a nunnery ASAP. What’s the point of trying, after perfection like this has been achieved?

    • http://twitter.com/SioConnellan Siobhan Connellan

      Yeah… if you need me I’ll be over here in my ratty sweats vowing to never leave the house again. I give up.

      • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

         *flops down on the couch next to you* Cheesy Poof?

        • DeborahJozayt

          OMG Cheesy Poofs! I’ll bring the hand wipes and grape soda!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

      I covet that handbag.

    • MGMcD

      Yet more proof that Vicky’s Secret is that her models are cyborgs. There’s just no way that she, Alessandra Ambrosio and Heidi Klum (among others) can keep popping out babies and then walk in a lingerie show 15 minutes later if they were actual human beings. 

      • ChiliP

         And Adriana Lima. She had a baby 2 MONTHS before the last VS runway show, and she looked fan-freaking-tastic. Her thighs were the stuff of glory. I’m not normally an advocate of “lets idolize the celebrity women who make it their jobs to get  model-skinny minutes after giving birth” but she looked so much more voluptuous and beautiful than usual. I hope she doesn’t feel pressure to lose her current shape because she looks amazing.

        • yybb

          It is not difficult assuming you have the right genetics. 
          I lost all the weight within couple months without any special help. I walked for 5-6 hours everyday with sleeping baby. I was crazy and wanted him to sleep outside.
          Then I started working and sitting on my a$$ for 8 hours everyday. Gained all weight back. 

    • http://korilian.livejournal.com/ korilian

      I am terribly amused by the look of the mere mortal next to her.

      • Prisoner24601

         Yeah, I’m pretty sure if I were there, I’d have that same look on my face, lol.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1594250515 Kim Brightman

         Me too!  I’m guessing it’s MK’s assistant and the look on her face says, “Yeah, I know.”  But is that a LV SC bag the assistant is carrying?  The perks of working for a goddess. 

        • http://korilian.livejournal.com/ korilian

          I’m kind of intrigued by the PA’s outfit actually. A leather dress and a cape! And practical shoes, because she’s the one who has to run around town all day, since her mistress can only hobble from the taxi to the curb in those heels. Too bad the dress is a bit on the short side.

    • MilaXX

      LOVE those glasses

    • Vanja

      Celebs, pay attention. Modest cleavage, hem below the knees, 3/4 sleeves and still looking sexy? It can be done.

      • http://twitter.com/maryssaraptor Marissa Illustrious

        Someone point Lea Michele to these pics. /cough

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=559324312 Pablo Ulloa

      so… where is the WERQ? missing ’cause all of the excitement?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000060490093 Anita Freiler Palmer

      So I’m guessing the poor schlub behind her is actually carrying all the real “stuff” in the red bag….

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elaine-Lang/100000366510311 Elaine Lang

         The assistant actually looks like she might be wearing an interesting jacket, but it’s hard to tell.   Her skirt is WAY too short, though.   Those flats would look nice with some tailored pants….I’m think assistant would look fab if she traded in the HMV leather mini for some impeccably tailored charcoal gray wool trousers.

    • http://twitter.com/Swegler_Nimitz Ms. Swegler

      I bow down.

      I also covet every single piece of her look.  And I almost never do that, ever. 

    • thecitysleeps

      Holy shit fuck.  Total goddess.  I’d be envious,  but she’s so far out of my league and possibility I just have to bow down and applaud.  Look at her looking DEAD SEXY but still classy as fuck.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Let me know when it’s safe to get up….

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      Every time I see her I think the same thing. She is flawless and seems like a nice person to boot. I want to hate her, but damn it, I just can’t. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905542323 Rhonda Shore

      flawless.  Love the effortless look of it all.  Especially covet the handbag!

    • GorgeousThings

      Yeah, I was in New York for business meetings yesterday. I looked better than that bitch.

      Well, maybe not.

      • Rand Ortega

         You did. I’m positive.

    • lucyloo222

      I might as well just die right now.  Or stock up on Cheetos and chocolate and never leave the house again.

    • deathandthestrawberry

      I NEED that bag.

    • GorgeousThings

      I do LOVE the look her personal assistant is giving the camera in that last shot.

      • DeborahJozayt

        She’s so used to avoiding the hair flip it’s become her own personal sport!

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3JSTXMWWVZN2QNP2UEKJMTWD7U Isabel

        I want to be the assistant’s friend. She’s real. She looks like a nice person.

    • hmariec19

      I covet that whole outfit. Not sure if I could pull off the sunglasses, but everything else? GET IN MY CLOSET.

    • iCouture

      You looks GORGEOUS in that dress, and love the bag!!!

    • MzzPants

      Dammit, if I can’t be that fabulous, I at least need that purse.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_64HSRZWCSJ5RBFGCWDLFQOICYM G

      AH – to be able to wear a Victoria Beckham dress without looking like a sausage.  A fantasy for sure.

    • mellorcr

      Might I suggest that those blush pumps are a suitable alternative to silly-putty pumps?  Just enough contrast to elengate the leg without looking like some kind of flesh-colored hoof.

    • Carla_Charlton

      Wow— bowing AND scraping required!  I saw this photo the other day and wondered if you’d comment on it because she really looks perfect here. 

    • StellaZafella

      What’s beyond WERQ?

      What’s beyond perfect, for that matter?

    • B_C_J

      Perfection!! 

    • f_yeah_marie

      Literally flawless. She looks like she’s posing for an ad campaign but nope, that’s just her out and about look.

    • gubblebumm

      Her outfit, sans hair stylist, facials, skin care, etc is over 7grand.  My daughters rent for a year.  

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GFMOZFM3WT3T56EZHVZFK7UXSI Ramon

      For heaven’s sake, she looks photoshopped. Makes me want to go eat a side of beef and wash it down with a few gallons of peppermint bark Haagen Daz ice cream. She looks like the mate for one of those aliens in “Prometheus.” 

    • Kate4queen

      Just wow. :)

    • nomoreprinces

      This is why there is no need to photoshop the living bejeezus out of people. LOOK AT THAT LAST SHOT! That’s a perfect ad for any of those pieces, the bag especially, RIGHT THERE. UNTOUCHED.

      Well maybe I’d edit out the human person on the left, but aside from that perfection in advertising without a drop of photo editing.

    • Rand Ortega

      When I see perfection of this sort, I always think of that line from “Singin’ In The Rain”:
      “She’s so refined, I think I’ll kill myself”.

    • CPK1

      that’s so funny! This is EXACTLY how i looked today as I went to a meeting. Twins!

    • christinewithanx

      Oh, I totally picked out a mommy outfit almost exactly like that to wear to work in Manhattan today, too. Then I woke up and had to make lunches, sing along with Elmo and not look like that.

    • mmc2315

      Bowing…

    • Rand Ortega

      Read all the posts. Twice. BK’s & PUF’s are so frakkin’ funny! & cute.

    • miagain

      And does that poor, shlumpy girl have to follow behind her all the live long day??

    • jw_ny

      wow…just wow.  

    • http://twitter.com/Nancer Nancer

      Dang. That is perfection.

    • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

      AND she’s got a kid with Orlando Bloom. I know not everyone is into him, but that makes me hate her on principle right there. Ugh.

      • Carolyn

        And that child is also flawless.

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      Christ – this looks like an editorial fantasy of “woman going to meeting” not an actual woman going to a meeting! Beautiful (quibble, hate the colour of her shoes).

    • amaranth16

      Mother of PEARL, she is perfect.  The shoes.  And that purse.

    • Sara__B

      Perfection!

    • Cathy S

      Dayum! She’s freakin’ fabulous.

    • Judy_J

      That is one of the most flawlessly pulled together looks I’ve seen in a very long time.

    • NCDFan

      Well, …. nothing left to say!

    • oohsparkley!

      Those are candid shots with no photoshopping. Bitch!! Very classy and sexy look. 

    • l_c_ann

      Walking in front of her, out of the range of the cameras, there’s a dedicated street sweeper, making sure that she never has to step less than perfectly to avoid the stuff that we mere mortals have to avoid on the streets of every other major city.

    • poohbah1

      I’d like to see her use a public toilet in that get-up. Of course, she probably eats so little she only has to go once every six months and even then extrudes only one tiny super-dense pellet.

    • MaryAtRealityTea

      Flawless. 

    • VicksieDo

      Wow, that is stunning, and oh so classy.  WERQ

    • http://twitter.com/emilyf007 emily

      That girl behind her, who might be her assistant, should not be bare-legged. And I’m saying this as a not so little girl that wouldn’t go out bare-legged if it was 100 degrees

    • lizlemonglasses

      I give up on life.

    • MarissaLG

      She’s filming for Gossip Girl and we just can’t see the cameras, right? RIGHT?!

    • Belvane

      Well, of course she’s not human. She’s Elvish, like her husband.

      • Lisa_Cop

        To think she was just a no-name model 7 years ago who walked for Daniel V in his finale show from PRoject Runway season 2….

    • bellafigura1

      Gah, she looks like she travels in a photoshop bubble or force field or something, it just keeps fixing her wherever she needs a little smoothing.  That’s one incredible creature.

    • Violina23

      I’ll bet her shit smells pine fresh too….

    • warnerave

      WERQ!

    • crash1212

      Perfection. Full stop.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Will to live evaporating…

    • decormaven

      She’s definitely living in the alternate universe, the home of flawless skin, hair, and body type. Thanks for the peek into that world of fabulous-ness.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Julie-Chase/731391326 Julie Chase

      MY DREAM BAG. SHE HAS IT. This whole look is perfect. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U5LTVYHX32MGMMXR33G7TOXVR4 Magdalena Monzerrat Ontiveros

      Love those shoes!!! Hot! 

    • http://kittysdrawings.com Esz

      I would like that outfit plz. Especially the sunglasses.

    • Beth G

      I’m trying to figure out the girl with her and who let her out of the house in that skirt.

    • shawnhunter

      this is so ridiculously fabulous, i can only gape

    • kimmeister

      That’s the second “going to business meetings” post this week!  But MK shows you how it’s DONE.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      *Weeping*

    • BPlease

      She doesn’t look *that* good.

      .

      Psych.  

      She’s a damned Hitchcock brunette.  (Do those exist outside of “Marnie”?)

    • Linzenberg

      “Mm?  No, there’s no feedback.  That’s just the background noise of everyone’s envy over the phone.  You get used to it.  Yes, I’m still fabulous.”

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

      I wouldn’t want to be standing/walking within a mile of her lest I risk losing it and tripping her so she falls into the gutter.  That’s just ridiculous.  I only hope in another life I will be dealt the fabulous genes.

    • Joyce VG

      And she gave birth to Orlando Bloom’s baby. I mean seriously now.

    • TieDye64

      Chic as freaking hell! Adore the shades.

    • http://profiles.google.com/valencia.lucia87 Lucía Valencia

      Wow, I totally WOULD NOT LIKE to be that girl next to her. Jesus effin’ Christ.

    • guest2visits

      Yes; she is looking very Botticelli’s Venus.. all she needs is a clam shell under her feet instead of the city street.
      Love the glasses, – I could rock those!

    • kryten8

      Thought 1: “Oh, interesting fashion shoot, I wonder how long-”
      Thought 2: “SHE’S JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET?”
      Thought 3: “Stars: they are NOT like us.”

    • letter_M

      not fair!

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      She looks great, but it’s also really unfortunate for the girl behind her to just happen to be the “real woman on the street” comparison to Miranda. 

      I HAVE TO have that dress and belt, though.

    • Lily-Rygh

       I would cut a bitch for that handbag.

    • quiltrx

      Wow, she looks like a fashion sketch of a woman!  Not a mere mortal, surely.

    • Lisa_Cop

      GORGEOUS! And another great VB dress.

    • pookiesmom

      WOW. I’m not a jealous type, but life is just not fair, is it?

    • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

      SHE’S POSING! WHILE WALKING THROUGH BUSY NYC! SHE CAN RADIATE FIERCENESS WHILE NAVIGATING BETWEEN DEATH-DELIVERING TAXI CABS, OMG WHAT IS THAT? HOW IS THAT EVEN FAIR TO ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=751285857 Sally Brownson

      That’s just insane. And I love the bag- I think this is my favorite color combo for it.

    • crackineggs

      Well, I guess someone has to do this – I find her kind of vapid looking.  Not a fan.

      Outfit is fabulous though.

    • KatrinaAtienza

      What’s with the influx of papped celebs attending “business meetings” in NYC? Is that code for something else? That said, she looks fierce. Also love the coat her plus sized assistant (I’m assuming she’s a PA) is wearing.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bob-Sponge/100000465550991 Bob Sponge

      That is some supermodel glamour.

    • RzYoung

      Holy hell. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/gillianholroyd gillian holroyd

      Speechless.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sarah.souffriau Sarah Souffriau

      This deserves a slow clap.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vienna-Marriott/100001636120960 Vienna Marriott

      Who is Drop Dead Diva in the leather skirt and loafers?  Gah.

    • http://twitter.com/jalae Janey

      I give up at life. Just take it all Miranda. You beautiful beautiful human

    • Aurumgirl

      Ha ha!  She’s got her thing, all right.  White close-to-the-body dress, brown Miu Miu belt and pink Lanvin shoes.  The bag may be borrowed but she’s a recycler at heart. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/teresaec Teresa Enright Campbell

      Normal people should avoid standing next to her when photographers are around. Just sayin’.

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      TLo, I had the same thought the first time I saw her in a VS ad. I also thought she was thirteen. That killer bod and that soft, baby face. That’s deadly beautiful, that is.

    • librarygrrl64

      Shoulda been a WERQ. :-)

      • Lilak

        Squared!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/47S737MGWCAZEZ73QOAFKDFEKQ Jill

      She looks like she’s on the set of a movie, so perfect, it’s not fair!!

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      Sometimes it just doesn’t seem fair – here she is, perfect, married to Orlando Bloom, also perfect, perfect clothes, perfect hair, gorgeous, and probably a baby that never cries or poops or anything.  I seriously want her life for a few days…

    • Lilak

      Weird that I like a Victoria’s Secret model so much better fully clothed than in lingerie and swimsuits (when her looong torso is exposed, it always puts me in mind of Gumby). 

    • PeaceBang

      WOW. Wow. WOW. She’s so beautiful I just got all shy and blushing and stammering! 

    • kategs

      I am rather curious as to why this didn’t get a WERQ.  “Cause, seriously?  She looks fabulous.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786229820 Rhonda Hanson

      seriously – simply gorgeous. 

    • frankystein123

      That is… wow.

    • http://profiles.google.com/scaponigro Sarah Caponigro

      B*tch. I mean that in the nicest most jealous way possible. Flawless.

    • pop_top

      Flawless. Why do they even bother to photoshop this woman?
      Pardon me while I print out these photos and paste them on my fridge and cupboards.

    • ccm800

      its called youth and a team. 

    • http://twitter.com/miamoreno_ Mia

      Oh my God seriously! Gorgeous! Even with the hem below the knees, amazing.

    • Dinky Lass

      I dont understand why this post makes me feel ugly.