Lindsay Lohan in Donna Dashini

Posted on November 21, 2012

Lindsay celebrates her no-doubt short-lived return to relevance in her usual inimitable classy and elegant way:

Lindsay Lohan attends the premiere of her new movie ‘Liz & Dick’ in Beverly Hills, California in a Donna Dashini gown accessorized with vintage jewelry.

HARDCORE MESS.

We’ve seen classier gowns at the Adult Video Awards. We’ve seen better makeup jobs down at the docks at 3 a.m. We’ve seen better dye jobs on easter eggs.

And we’re just gonna say it (as if we’ve been holding back before now): She looks dirty. As in, smelly. As in, she needs the full Silkwood treatment.

Clearly, whatever gays she still had lingering in her sphere have long since left, because we can’t imagine any gay allowing her to go out looking like this.

 

And can we please, FINALLY dispense with the oft-mentioned defense of “Well, it’s sad, because she’s actually kind of talented.” She is not. If she ever was, her addictions and drama have long-since obscured or eradicated whatever talent she might have. “Mean Girls” was a long time ago.

 

[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PRPhotos.com – Video Credit: Lifetime via YouTube.com]