Oh, nameless blonde middle-aged Twi-fan. Your facial expression here speaks for all of us:
Kristen Stewart attends ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2’ World Premiere in Los Angeles, California in a Zuhair Murad gown paired with Jimmy Choo shoes.
Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Collection
Mark this date and rejoice, kittens. For this will be known as the day that K Stew single-handedly killed the sheer-skirt-over-granny-panties trend.
We’re getting this icky Barbie vibe looking at her. There are no bits where there should be bits; just a smooth, plastic expanse of beige nothing down where there should be something. Not that the look would have been improved if we could see her bits. GOD, no.
Aside from all that, it’s just not a great-looking dress. It matches her skin tone almost exactly and it makes her boobs look non-existent. That knowing smirk on her face, combined with the fact that she’s been dressing like gangbusters lately, almost makes us think that she did this on purpose; like she’s so thrilled to have the whole Twi-thing done and behind her that she decided to take this opportunity to moon everyone.
[Photo Credit: David Gabber, Izumi Hasegawa/PRPhotos.com, zuhairmurad.com]