Kristen Stewart in Zuhair Murad at Twilight Premiere

Posted on November 13, 2012

Oh, nameless blonde middle-aged Twi-fan. Your facial expression here speaks for all of us:

Kristen Stewart attends ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in Los Angeles, California in a Zuhair Murad gown paired with Jimmy Choo shoes.

Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Collection

Mark this date and rejoice, kittens. For this will be known as the day that K Stew single-handedly killed the sheer-skirt-over-granny-panties trend.

We’re getting this icky Barbie vibe looking at her. There are no bits where there should be bits; just a smooth, plastic expanse of beige nothing down where there should be something. Not that the look would have been improved if we could see her bits. GOD, no.

Aside from all that, it’s just not a great-looking dress. It matches her skin tone almost exactly and it makes her boobs look non-existent. That knowing smirk on her face, combined with the fact that she’s been dressing like gangbusters lately, almost makes us think that she did this on purpose; like she’s so thrilled to have the whole Twi-thing done and behind her that she decided to take this opportunity to moon everyone.

 

[Photo Credit: David Gabber, Izumi Hasegawa/PRPhotos.com, zuhairmurad.com]

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  • gsk241

    I’m so far past caring how she dresses that what really bugs me is her hairstyle.  That “part just above the ear and pull it all over to the other side business has got to go.

    • gabbilevy

      It’s the worst.

    • RebeccaKW

       But, it is clean hair.  At least we can rejoice in that.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3JSTXMWWVZN2QNP2UEKJMTWD7U Isabel

        Makeup looks better also

      • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

        Yes, clean hair.  If only the styling wasn’t so stupid.  The dress?  That must be her version of giving everyone the finger.

      • Kathy_Marlow

        Shiny. Clean. Hair!!!! 

    • Little_Olive

      But it’s the first time I’ve thought her hair looks good (clean, full and with movement; I’m not a fan of the style).  

  • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

    From the collarbone up, I think she looks fantastic.
    But that dress. It looks hideous on the model and it doesn’t look any better on Kristen. To her credit, it doesn’t look any worse. That is just a stupid dress.

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

       There are so many things wrong with that dress I just can’t list them. But I think her hair looks fantastic and I love her makeup.

    • MilaXX

       It looks like a PR challenge where the unconventional material was old bras.

    • 3boysful

       C’mon, WendyD–you mean you don’t like Wonder Woman’s lingerie?  :)

      • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

        If it didn’t have a skirt, I might actually like it more.

    • DesertDweller79

       Exactly.  The dress feels like Zuhair Murad pulling a prank on all of us.

  • lehen

    i think the dress looks really good on the model.  which is weird, because i should hate it.  maybe a lining would have helped k.stew?

    • Loola234

      Even just a second layer of lace could have been enough. 
      Hair & make-up are outstanding…

      • kschwarting

        For once, she got the hair and makeup right. Love that lip color on her.

    • Sobaika

      I think that’s largely because we’re not seeing the model in motion. Lining would have been nice, but I don’t think it would have worked on Kristen either way. This is a Zoe Saldana dress, or at least someone whose flesh doesn’t blend in with the fabric.

      • lehen

        i agree – the color is all wrong for k.stew.

    • Lori

      I think it (appears to) look better on the model almost entirely because her pose and the lighting make the general WTFery of it a lot less visible. And of course since there’s no back view we can’t see that the model is basically mooning us. This is a case where the less you can see of the dress the better it looks.

      • lehen

        I also think the dress on the model has a fuller skirt and the folds help hide the nakedness.  maybe?

        • Lori

          I think you’re right. The model’s version seems to have more fabric, which allows it to lay in a way that makes the “sheer over granny panties” aspect less obvious/obnoxious. I’m pretty sure that the minute she moved it still looked like literal ass though. (I have no idea what K Stew was thinking going with less skirt. Maybe T & Lo are right and she’s expressing her feelings about the Twilight “saga” by intentionally mooning everyone.)

  • JDreesen

    her moon is breaking dawn all over my computer.

    • hmariec19

      Heh. I like what ya did there.

    • http://kingderella.tumblr.com/ kingderella

       this is the most stupid joke ive heard in quite some time. it also made me laugh. so thanks ^^

      • JDreesen

        thanks!  i learned it by watching my husband.

  • filmcricket

    Sigh. And for once her hair and makeup both look fantastic. Oh KStew. This is not a dress, this is what goes under the dress. 

    • margaret meyers

      Fredeick’s of Hollywood stuff.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    She finally gets the hair (by KStew standards anyways) and make up right and then she wears this…dress?  I mean, it’s like a glorified swimsuit cover up or something.  

  • ChaquitaPhilly

    ICK!
    Ugly and unattractive. 
    I don’t know which is worse: her expression, her makeup or the “dress”. Is it even a dress?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      You know how some women wear a dress to a party and they think it’s the best dress ever and then she gets there and everyone is giving her stank face b/c the dress is really terrible? This is what is happening here, on a grand scale. 

    • Kristin McNamara

      I think the weird chain necklace thing registers as being right up there with how bad the dress is, for me. It’s like Miley Cyrus’s…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=720946720 Carolyn Smrcka

    The bubbelehs are a lil’ weird. I did a WTF as I scrolled down.
    I think she has fully hit the “fuck you” stage of her career.

  • TheLaurenJean

    God, that is truly awful. Can we just be done with her now? 

  • http://twitter.com/nuanc Nancy SM Waldman

    Thanks for the laugh, TLo. I mean it. It did me a world of good.

  • teensmom99

    I think this is her FU to everyone who thinks she is a tramp.  ”You think I’m a tramp?  I’ll show you tramp!”
    Or sort of like when Rhett made Scarlett wear the red dress to Ashley’s birthday party.

  • Clifford Chiu

    i love this look!

  • elleg929

    From the neck up, it’s the best she’s ever looked.  Neck down is a trainwreck.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    I started laughing out loud when I saw this. I’ll let you all know if I ever stop.

    • Call me Bee

      I’d laugh, too, if she weren’t on the very tippy top of my Celeb Hate List.  As it is, this is a bug FU to all of us, which makes her more of an ungrateful twit with no class. Ugh.

    • lamamu

       I, too, laughed. I think because this dress comes across as famewhore-y, which is the exact opposite of the persona Stewart insists on projecting. Now I think about it, this dress may have made my day…

  • ojosazules

    Oh TLo, I hope you are right. I am so sick of famous people’s undies.

  • Lisa Dugan

    I actually love this.  Not the tush (although it’s great) but everything else.  Makeup is especially fabulous.

  • fallen_ikon

    I really like the shape/cut of the dress. But the color and the sheer panels are just bad.

  • Mismarker

    Beige satin tummy control panties. That butt shot just made me spit out my Honey Bunches of Oats.  Is she desperate? Does she not give a shit? What is the purpose of putting it all out there in a dress that doesn’t flatter her in any way? Would it work in a different color? 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ailsa-Martin/644946901 Ailsa Martin

      I was going to say I would like this if it were in maybe black or purple. But then I saw the back view. I can’t support that in any colour. There’s just SO MUCH TOO MUCH butt on show.

      • RebeccaKW

         I would like this dress on her in a different color with a lining.  I think. 

  • RzYoung

    Her head looks great. Everything else needs a new word for ‘awful’. It genuinely is the colour of my marks and spencer ‘natural’ 15 dernier tights.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Me, scrolling down:

    “Kristen Stewart in Zuhair Murad. Okay, that means something ridiculously sheer and–AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHH!!!”

  • http://profiles.google.com/adj.blair Adriana Blair

    Good strategy for avoiding gossip about the cheating scandal and her relationship with R-Patz. Let everyone talk about your crazy dress instead!

  • KateWo

    I think in color and with a lining this dress would be amazing. Definitely getting a ‘fuck this shit’ vibe from her.

    • PinkLemon

       her ‘fuck this shit’ vibe is so tired though.

  • hmariec19

    Ignoring the complete lack of color and the fact that her ass is hanging out, I think the dress looks good on her (shape-wise).  In fact, if this were in a color and lined, I’d hazard to say this could be a WERQ or at least a very strong IN.

    That being said, I can see her ass hanging out of her granny panties and that’s just something I can’t handle on a Tuesday morning.

    • sweetestsith

       On the upside, her ass is not hanging out in a thong.

      I agree that the shape is lovely on her, and I like the details. If the boob cones were less cone-y, and this was done up in a nice strong color I think she would look AMAZING. I’d even leave the lining as debatable depending on the color (so she can look fabulous and feel like she’s flipping off the world).

      • formerlyAnon

         ”On the upside, her ass is not hanging out in a thong.”

        Oh, god bless you, sweetestsith!  Not only did I, indeed, laugh a bit out loud, but I hadn’t realized that there was, indeed, a very significant upside!

  • kimmeister

    Why is her necklace tucked into her bodice?

    • PinkLemon

       she’s been wearing it all the time lately. who knows. looks stupid.

    • notoffred

      It’s secretly occult periphenalia to ward off gossip. The sight of it would blind us. 

  • http://twitter.com/smithben Ben Smith

    To quote Karen Walker: ‘Honey, what’s this, what’s happening, what are you wearing?’ 

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/WIBZTUURWBL4KT7EQNCLL4YJ5U Laura

    The blonde woman’s face in the first picture trying to figure out if she is wearing underwear at all is all the story you need for this dress, in my opinion. :)

  • Jecca2244

    I feel like for this look to work the underpants part has to be more boy short-like. 

  • jilly_d

    GOOD LORD.  I thought this was bad yesterday when FP posted the front view.  Now that I’ve seen the back……pffffffff.   It’s a shame, with her hair and makeup looking so great.

  • MilaXX

    Of all the bad dresses, frankendresses, not your dresses and just plain ugly dresses featured on this site, this is hands down the worse of them all. Not only does this dress deserve to be taken out back and burned, the designer who made it and the stylist who chose this should all be burned along with it.

    On a positive note, at least her hair looks clean and brushed for a change.

  • http://www.facebook.com/christy.w.parker Christy Ward Parker

    I think that this dress might have worked in another color.  Then you would be able to tell that the “panties” are a part of the dress and that she didn’t go out wearing her underthings.  The problem with this dress is that the color makes the whole thing look like a corset and crinlin.  In a nice electric blue, things might have been very different.  In this color, it looks like 1940s underwear.

  • regina arthur

    She looked gorgeous!

  • http://twitter.com/watchinginkdry Krysta

    The cups have this weird trompe l’oeil look, despite the fact that (presumably) they are actually 3D.

  • bookish

    The first time I remember seeing this whole “sheer skirt over granny panties” look was on Britney Spears, and I was completely baffled by it and assumed it was a one off. People, that was almost three years ago! Why is this still happening??

    Well, at least her eye makeup looks pretty.

  • http://twitter.com/dixielou8 Ashley

    GAG ME WITH A SPOON!

  • unbornfawn

    The dress looks like a bad undergarment. I actually think SHE likes this dress. Ugh.

  • margaret meyers

    Did she lose a bet or is this penance for messing around with the married director?

  • jmorino08

    Her face is gorgeous. Love the make up. But there is NOTHING right about that dress. And STOP DOING THAT WITH YOUR HAIR FOR THE LOVE OF GOSLING!!

  • KSpence

    I kinda like how she’s going full-on Scarlett O’Hara at Ashley’s Birthday Party in the wake of her “scandal.” (Except Scarlett’s dress was properly opaque.)

  • http://twitter.com/Nancer Nancer

    Tacky. Enough said.

  • JulieTy

    Ah.Now I see why she seldom smiles.

  • Kayceed

    Beautiful slip. Now put on your gown, darling.

  • theblondette

    This dress looks EXACTLY like support underwear writ large.

  • crackineggs

    She looks like she’s had all the blood sucked out of he….oh wait, maybe I get it now.

  • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

    I can only hope you are right about this being the death knell for sheer-over-ANYTHING.  This is the most spectacularly awful iteration of this questionable trend you’ve ever posted.  Not only that, it’s laughably awful.  This has moved way past “that’s not your dress” to “that’s not your dress and I’ve forced coffee up my nose from laughing”.  Maybe this is her way of giving the fashion finger to this whole Twilight franchise?

    Hey, remember from Laugh-In, “The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate” award?  Maybe TLo should start a “The F-You Fashion Finger” award for getups like this!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Stone/100001328135240 Mary Stone

    URG. The EXACT color of shredded, worn-out, stretched-out, washed-out bras, combined with the least flattering granny panties in the history of ever.  I hope that Bella the monotone vampire has put a stake in the heart of the the granny panties under sheer everything  trend.

    In other news, can she PLEASE go away now? Please…..?….?…..?

  • zenobar

    A classic case of “Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should”.

  • SapphoPoet

    When I glanced at the picture quickly, I thought she wasn’t wearing anything at all. 

  • nannypoo

    This is so tacky it’s nudging into Heidi Klum territory. While I hate the massive pile of hair on one side, it looks like she may have washed it within the last month, so at least that’s good.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Stone/100001328135240 Mary Stone

     and drop-dead, jaw-droppingly, stunningly gorgeous

  • l_c_ann

    The fullness of the runway version skirt gave it a little modesty.  The KS version reduced that by 2/3 and made it really hoochie mama.
    Our kind gay uncles left off picture that show the cups of the bodice sitting out there, barely filled.KS must either have no taste, no friends, or a stylist who has just been given a pink slip.

  • In_Stitches

    Whenever I see the name Zuhair Murad, I think Zoo Hair, Mirage.  I think I would have preferred she wear the skinned zebra that name evokes in my mind.  

  • mhleta

    This garment is not a nod to lingerie, it IS lingerie, and not the good kind either. This a foundation garment gown. It looks thoroughly functional and not at all alluring. I’m appalled, actually. What next? Depends with a back brace? Vile.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sarah.souffriau Sarah Souffriau

    The dress? No. The hair? No. The lipstick? No. The eye makeup? No. It’s like someone vomited beige stuff all over her. Come on K-Stew, even you can do better.

  • http://twitter.com/lareveuse lareveuse

    Gross. To quote Ashton Kutcher on SNL (playing Kevin Federline in a Calvin Klein underwear ad), “I look like I smell.” Yep. Pretty much.

  • Judy_J

    Gawd-awful, and that’s no lie.  Why anyone would want to appear in public in this get-up is beyond me.

  • miagain

    why did she even bother?

  • jw_ny

    hideous.  
     

  • MaryAtRealityTea

    Wow – holy figure skating costume converted into a dress. A Project Runway challenge gone horribly, horribly awry. Even Heidi couldn’t get behind this (haha) – I HOPE! 

    • Janet B

      I’m afraid Heidi would wear it!

    • BrooklynBomber

      Considering the Tragedy in Blue we just saw Heidi wearing the other day, I think you could be mistaken.

  • lalagigi

    Oh Lawd, no.

  • Janet B

    Collectively, we will probably never be satisfied with Kristen’s efforts and she knows it. 

  • http://twitter.com/lolacestmoi Veronika Kaufmann

    who dresses this chick? If she were truly talented, we wouldn’t care what she wears. But since her facial expression has the range of a hard-boiled egg, the least she could do was show some taste. We see so many pretty fabulous gowns on the runways. None of them make their way to her? 

  • Tatiana Luján

    I love her makeup and the fact that her hair looks clean, for a change. That said, the dress is absolutely hideous.

  • MaryanneGirl

    Can I just have a moment? Kristen: TRY SOMETHING NEW WITH YOUR HAIR. I know, I know, this look works for her, or something, but good GOLLY am I tired of seeing one ear and the rest SWOOOOPED over her head and around her neck. 

    Sidenote: I didn’t need to start my day by seeing flesh-colored granny panties. Nooooo sir. 

    • sweetestsith

       She did try something new, its SO CLEAN (comparatively speaking). It’s even a little (sssshhh, don’t let her hear us) *shiny*.

      • MaryanneGirl

        That’s true, I’ll give you that much. It does look like they were able to successfully hold her down and wash it this time.

  • ellabob

    Yuck… 

  • Anathema_Device

    I don’t like the sheer dress trend at all , but the the runway version of this has a fuller skirt that drapes more, so it is more peekaboo and less exhibitionist. Stewart looks ridiculous.

  • alyce1213

    This atrocity will serve its purpose well: much publicity.

  • Pennymac

    Ever had a night mare about being in public in your underwear? Yeah, this dress reminds me of that. 

  • withbreaththatisbaited

    I actually really like this dress, granny panties and all! Well, not all. I hate the breast cups. And the color doesn’t work great with her skin tone, but she has certainly dressed worse!

  • B_C_J

    All that was needed was lining even if just one additional layer of silk chiffon. The make up is phenomenal. Her eyes are mesmerizing. 

    • Kenisha Hill Phillips

      ^ This right here…

  • l_c_ann

    Or is it a memo to a certain director that he’ll never see her this way again? 

    • formerlyAnon

       In private, maybe. She’s an actress, if she’ll wear this on the red carpet, I’m sure we’ll be seeing more of her than this on screen sooner rather than later.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cindyloohoo19 Cindy Bartlett Zigler

    I do like her hair and make-up – she rocks the shit out of the smoky eye look!  But that dress – it’s like someone took all of your grandma’s slips she used to wear under her shirt-waists, took them to home-ec class and made this… And the fabric is probably all silk and the lace is handmade by virgins in a nunnery, but it’s still fugly as sin!

  • halleygee

    She looks so happy and confident that I can’t hate it… but I kinda do.

  • hape_dex

    It seems the closer the end of Twilight comes the harder it gets for her to hide how she feels about the films. She looks like she’s thinking “I’m almost done, this premier, some overseas, a little bit of promotion and I’m really done. DONE! I hate this shit!”
    It’s like she’s disgusted to even be there.

  • SewingSiren

    Cheeky.

  • http://profiles.google.com/scaponigro Sarah Caponigro

    Don’t hate me because I like this. Smart to remove the weird hair like fringe at the base of the dress too.

  • BrooklynBomber

    I’m starting to think a group of 14-15 year old boys are practicing mind control on the designers. Or maybe they have them all locked up in a compound and are forcing them to design according to their specs. If I’m right, then we need to FREE THE DESIGNERS!!  If that’s not what’s going on, then, designers: GROW UP ALREADY!!!

  • kategs

    That dress takes so much nerve to wear, in so many many ways.

  • suzq

    She just does look better than the model…..just saying…

    • suzq

      Actually, I take that back.  The bodice on her looks better than the model, but I suspect those two, thin straps had something to do with that.  The skirt, on the other hand, was meant to be worn by someone who was completely emaciated so that it would drape nicely.  On Kristen, it looks stretched and somewhat vulgar.

  • Wellworn

    Can all the cut out dresses be killed as well?  I know the next thing will be nipple flash clothes.  What happened to glamour?  Now it’s all cut outs, sheer bits, and road map dresses pointing to lady parts.  While men get to keep their dignity in gorgeous suits.  Hey designers, women aren’t all sluts, not even most Hollywood women.  I said most.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U5LTVYHX32MGMMXR33G7TOXVR4 Magdalena Monzerrat Ontiveros

    Maybe in a different color, this could work! 

  • leftcoastpickle

    thanks for that hearty laugh!

  • bertkeeter

    That dress needs a voluptuous woman wearing it….not this girl. The sheer w the playtex panty is soooo boring. Who cares? Lastly, the runway look has an ostrich feather hem, which definetly would luxe up this sort of bare bone night gown!

  • janierainie

    I’m with blondie, yuck!

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    I get the distinct impression that she dressed like a slutty old ghost with great hair and makeup because Twilight is over and she doesn’t have to pretend she is anything like dull as dishwater Bella Swan anymore. You go KStew, I’m growing to like your “fuck you all” red carpet attitude. 

  • Tamara Hogan

    To borrow a phrase from Mr. Manson, KStew wasn’t born with enough middle fingers…so she wore this dress. 

  • Ceur

    I saw some alternate shots from the side/while moving and that is actually one of the worst fitting bodices I’ve ever seen. It’s not as clear from the front (although still ugly), but it’s a horrendously bat fit around the boobs.

  • Kate4queen

    Oh no. that’s all I have to say.

  • TSkot

    Used to be this dress was known as a “foundation garment.”

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    That’s not a dress. It’s a piece of lingerie.

  • marilyn

    Tacky dress. Bad hair.  She needs someone else to do her hair.  The color is good, but it always looks like this-like she did it herself, in a hurry, and she is not good at doing hair.  The hair style is always amateur night

  • http://TheDoseofReality.com/ The Dose of Reality

    How is it that her dress looks more sheer than the one on the model. Isn’t it usually the other way around? YIKES. 

  • bluefish

    The dark shadows around her various privates are truly unfortunate.  Very pubic vampira vibe.  Yuck.  And the hair, while clean, is a study in tackiness. 

  • pattyw

    In Kristen’s defense, she’s wearing the dress EXACTLY as it was designed. Instead of taking Kristen to task, how about we lambaste all the designers (the vast majority of them male) who persist in creating sheer clothing that’s clearly unwearable by women with breasts and “bits.”

    • Wellworn

      Yes, I addressed my comment to the designers also.  They do need to stop this trend, I actually find it disrespectful to women.  However, the stars do still choose their dresses, no?  So she does have some responsibility.

  • afabulous50

    Who ever told her this was a good idea should be fired….immediately.  And – enough with the sideways hair already.

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    Please, please, if KStew kills the sheer skirt over granny panties it will be her best fashion move ever. I don’t care how toned and fit and groomed a woman is, no one wants to see her granny panties on public display.

  • Kappyapp

    this brings ‘the color of old bras’ to a whole new level. 

  • mmc2315

    Her eye make-up is very, very pretty!

    The design on that dress!  My, how it draws the eye to the girlie bits!

  • Joyce VG

    She mooning us for sure.  Fine.

  • poggi

    There is nude, and there is naked.  THIS is naked.  

  • Qitkat

    She could have worn a thong you know…

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    It would make a nice liner for a real dress.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RHLSUVX3NCPB4OSS5BM7GZIXUE P. Capet

    about the butt, yeah.  but still, it’s kind of a ’30s movie star feel, and so for that reason i think it’s a good choice for this last twilight film.  vampires are supposed to have this thing for timeless fashion and the ’30s were a good time for vampire movies.

  • amaranth16

    Her makeup is devastatingly gorgeous.  The dress is an abomination.

  • Isana Leshchinskaya

    hey, i um, like it. i saw other photographs where the material was much more, aherm, reflective. an it looked really good… sorry. i think it’s almost a personal best, close to that amazing cannes red dress.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    If that’s not a ‘fuck all y’all’ I hereby resign my bitter kitten card.

    Note:  I’m totally not resigning.

    ETA: It must be said that her hair and makeup look fantastic.

  • formerlyAnon

    This dress is like a litmus test for being a tad past it.

    Does this ensemble look like:
    A) Stage wear for Follies-style burlesque?
    B) Boudoir wear for movie mistresses?
    C) It’s missing a slip, lining or underdress?
    D) Red carpet wear?

    If you choose A, B, or C you may join me in being a superannuated old fart.
     

  • pop_top

    This is the 1st time her hair looks cared for though.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    Logically, I know I’m supposed to hate this look…but I think she looks fabulous (until she turns around).

  • Lola67

    If she would have worn the darker lining, this would have worked for me. Her hair and makeup look great and the color makes her skin glow. It’s hard to notice, because you’re so busy wondering if those are spanx-granny panties. The faces on the people in the background are hilarious.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    I must have taken crazy pills or something today, because… I kinda like it. I wish it were in a different color, but it’s kinda in KStew’s wheelhouse. I even like the dhair and makeup. Maybe I’m more sleep-deprived than I thought.

  • MissMapp

    She just always looks so cold. Like all she can think about is getting home and putting on some sweatpants and woolly socks.

  • oohsparkley!

    Well she does try some risky fashion. I think her expression says she knows it’s horrible, but what can she do but grin and bear (wear) it. She almost looks like she feels humiliated to be wearing it. It would be so much better it it was a gorgeous, vibrant color and lined.

  • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

    in that one picture she looks like she’s wearing a jock strap.

  • sweet_potato

    yuck

  • TieDye64

    What’s the point of getting “dressed”. The only thing not exposed are the lady bits. I suppose I’ll be thankful for the small things in life.

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    That is one really ugly dress.  And she took off the feathers at the bottom, the only interesting thing about it!  Hideous looking from the back.  Lets hope the sheer skirt and granny panties have died for good!  At least it looks like she finally washed AND brushed her hair!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503432049 Kerry McCombs

    I kinda like it. She’s just giving a big fuck you to the world and I dig that.

  • l_c_ann

    Kristen Stewart, wearing a dress visible only to vampires,……………..

  • bellafigura1

    I’m rowing against the tide. I love it. She looks soo modern, almost futuristic. I think she’s well entitled to have sex with whomever she pleases and make mistakes like any other 22 year old and then hole up and return with a big giant FU dress.  LOVE.

  • http://kingderella.tumblr.com/ kingderella

    hair and make-up are pretty good.
    the bust looks like lingerie.
    the skirt looks like ass. quite literally.

  • kat89

    Halle Berry would have ROCKED that dress!

  • Zippypie

    Tackpira.

  • neofashionista

    i agree with your assessment that she is inside the joke her and making a statement with tongue in cheek

  • guest2visits

    Hee… decided to moon everyone!  That’s the spirit; trampire! Makes me feel better about the dress and everything else, today.
    She would be absolutely gorgeous in this if it weren’t simply another underwear-revealing dress. Seriously; I wonder about the tactical
    fitting of the under-alls that are needed to make this kind of dress ‘work’.  Someone must think these dresses look natural because the
    woman’s body is showing thru in large part. But really; to me this type of design looks the most contrived; is it even a dress if everyone
    is just looking at your crotch the whole time?   It’s very pretty as lingerie.

  • sleepycat

    I am going to go out on a lim here and say that I really like this. The hair however, is getting old

  • AnnPopovic

    She lost a bet, right? 

  • quiltrx

    That dress is hiddy.  Like the Fredericks of Hollywood version of a 40s Femme Fatale lounging getup.  All it needs is the marabou mules.

  • DesertDweller79

    Well….. it made me laugh.  So, it has that going for it.  If that was her intention, then good job, KStew! Can’t really tell from the facial expression whether she is in on the joke or not, though. 

    TLo, I so hope you are right about this marking the end of the “sheer over granny panties” look.  I still can’t believe this was ever a thing.  What was everyone thinking?

     

  • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

    Love her make-up, but why is there a black notch on her arm?

    OMG, YOU DON’T THINK SHE SAW A SILENCE, DO YOU?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OQAEI5VIBLXN6YAONCDMUQVRBI Sydney Rose

      The black line on her arm looks like she was attacked — or attacked herself– with a Sharpie autograph pen.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bob-Sponge/100000465550991 Bob Sponge

    no breast and too much buttcheek. how did she manage to do that in one outfit?

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    That may well be the most hideous dress that I have ever seen.  It’s like she was enveloped by static electricity, and various odd bits of lingerie stuck to her body.

  • DCSheehan

    Having been unfairly branded a whore I think she’s giving us all the middle finger. If so, I approve.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_G3M3UU5UCGKF3HEOATB5MF7CJQ Michele

    So, I’m obviously in the minority here…..I really like it.  I think the hair and make up look great and really stand out because the dress color is so understated.  There are not many that have the body type to make that dress work, but Stewart certainly does.  And, it makes R-Patz stand out when the two of them are together, so maybe that was the point.

  • http://twitter.com/justonesock Lo West

    You are all seriously crazy.  She looks so freaking hot here.  This is so much better than most sheer skirts because of the panels. She looks amazing.  It’s a WERQ for me!  Classy and smoking hot.  Get it girl. 

  • http://victoriapavlova.com Victoria Pavlova

    Give it color and add lining. That’s it, it would’ve been very pretty. Love hair and makeup.

    Also, that thing on her neck looks like a spaghetti strap that holds the Boobage in place.

  • http://korilian.livejournal.com/ korilian

    Awful color! Maybe she’s showing off her hot bod to R-patz in the most in your face way possible… Actually that might explain his suddenly cleaned up act as well.

  • estella_nyc

    If you thought this was bad, check out what Kristen wore to the London premiere.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2232980/Twilight-Breaking-Dawn-Part-2-Kristen-Stewart-wears-sparkling-jumpsuit-panels-attends-Breaking-Dawn-Premiere-Robert-Pattinson.html

    I can even see her pasties in one shot!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1016141160 Jennifer Sowell Glover

    That’s why I love you guys!  Let’s go with:  she did this on purpose.  Yuck!

  • glennethph

    I saw somewhere she was wearing this black lace catsuit atrocity.  I was expecting the above; also, I don’t know which is worse.

  • lrhoff

    Ew.  

  • tereliz

    Ew. 

  • Matt

    “Middle” aged? Well aren’t you being nice…