Kristen Stewart in Zuhair Murad at UK Twilight Premiere

Posted on November 15, 2012

K Stew got in touch with her inner Cher for the UK premiere of her little fang movie:

 

Kristen Stewart attends the UK Premiere of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ in Zuhair Murad.

Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Couture Collection

Oh, she is SO FREAKING HAPPY this is all almost behind her. Her pre-opening pole-dancing outfits were all, “I’m a very good girl and I’m doing what I’m told.” Then the movie started opening and suddenly it’s all, “FUCK ALL Y’ALL! I’MA WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT! SEE MY ASS? SEE IT? KISS IT.”

Seen in that light, how can we do anything but applaud?

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, zuhairmurad.com]

    • PeggyOC

      That is just an aggressively fugly outfit.  The girl has long, long legs, and this makes her look like a stump.  She looks like a fungus attacking a fire plug.  I don’t care if she is fuckin’ with us all, it’s still a hideous outfit.  

      • http://www.facebook.com/theAccidentalHousewife Leah Elzinga

         I mean, honestly, if Regina George has taught us anything it’s that it’s completely possible to both look good AND fuck with people.

      • LuisaNL

        ok, fungus attacking a fire plug is very funny even if I am not quite sure what it means. 

      • tylka5

        Perhaps the single funniest (and true) comment I’ve seen.  Love “aggressively fugly”

      • BazoDee

        Here’s the thing – I think she *wants* to look fug -like the smart kids that’s tired of being paraded out and purposely tanks the test. I think she would be happy to top the worst dressed list (as long as she still looked sort of hot).

    • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

      Is it wrong of me to like this outfit, because honestly, I do. If I could get away with wearing this in public, I would. And I’d bring a whip. 

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VA5XLSF3QRELSC3MUFSXLP4EIE rebecca

        I think she’s working it. That is, as much as Kstew can work something. I’m digging it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

        I love that if you scroll down, almost all of us like it with a cup of guilt. It’s like watching Once Upon a Time or something…

      • Vaniljekjeks

        My thoughts exactly.  She should be embarrassed that she forgot her whip. 

      • Sobaika

        I dig this look so much. Not feeling her hair (as usual) but I can’t even get worked up about it. Love this!

      • formerlyAnon

        I think we like it, in part, because it’s closer to her comfort zone than some of what she wears. Even though it’s unflattering, it’s kind of a cheesy, stereotypically slutty version of her.

      • librarygrrl64

        I think it’s fine as fetish wear but nightmarish as fashion.

    • Anathema_Device

      It’s like fancy chaps! This is really hideous.

      Do you think her last two outfits have been a comment on overexposure?

      • http://profiles.google.com/urbangypsyt Tess D

        If it is a silent comment on overexposure, I’m going to have to love her for it. That said it’s truly heinous. Kristen Stewart is no Cher and Cher is the only one who could get away with this. 

        • Anathema_Device

           I do wish I liked this more. It is so stumpifying on her. If it were more flattering, I’d be all snaps up and “you go girl” and shit.

        • cooperalden

          Agreed.  For Cher this is casual daytime look…all i can asy if this isn’t reason for Robert to break up with her, then  I don’t know what is….she is no AnnMargret…when I opened this page I went Ha! (and then felt kind of bad about it.)

        • Snailstsichr

           Yes, I’m feeling like Lloyd Bentson today. I worship Cher and, Ms Kristen, you are no Cher.

          Also, this outfit shows me more than I ever wanted to see of KStew. I really have no desire to see any part of her flesh that should be covered by a proper Victorian swimming suit. or burka even. (Sorry if that was too rude; I’m just done with her 15 minutes)

          • Rrroza

            Lloyd Bentsen! Hahahahaha! That’s an unexpected name to see on this site. :-D

            • margaret meyers

              Samuel Gompers!

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

        Fancy chaps is exactly what I was thinking! I look forward to seeing footage from the next Pride parades because you cannot tell me there will not be floats of twinks wearing these!

        However, she’s sticking with looking a lot more comfortable than she used to. She can see the end in sight and she is SO relieved.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      I can’t decide on whether I love or hate this.  I love it because, the girl is doing a decent job of pulling it off, its definitely different.  On the other side, it’s not extremely flattering to her shape. She’s got mile long legs and she looks a bit short.  Also, the side swept hair gig is up KStew. It really should have been pulled back for this look. 

      • Cautiously Pessimistic

        Her hair always makes me think she’s gotten caught in the airstream of a giant fan right before the picture was taken.  It’s swept over to the side so aggressively that it stops looking intentional.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

          It’s always just so…lazy…while the rest of her is often well done. It’s very annoying.

    • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

      I’m amused that this is nearly the reverse of what she wore to the US premiere as far as what skin is showing is concerned. 

      I’m going to see the movie tonight with some friends. More to be amused at the audience than the movie.

    • http://twitter.com/MFeatherstone Mary Featherstone

      Am I weird for kind of liking this? If anyone can wear this, it’s K Stew. 

    • SewingSiren

      She’s having a Barbra Streisand  (at the Oscars in 1969 ) moment.

      • Pants_are_a_must

        On her greatest acting day she’d STILL would be leagues behind Barbra Streisand. She doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as her.

    • LuisaNL

      As much as I appreciate the attitude and the whole Cher thing, this is just too unflattering!

    • dsco3031

      I think I would have loved it as a dress… as a formal sparkly romper? Not so much.

      • http://www.facebook.com/olivia.fitch.5 Olivia Fitch

         formal sparkly romper….. that expression is giving me life!!!

      • NC_Meg

         I saw photos of her from the waist up yesterday and assumed it was a dress and I thought it was ugly. Now that I’ve seen the whole thing, I WISH it was a dress.

    • sanja_ramic

      I feel like this is terrible…but in a way that I’m really enjoying? It’s the American Horror Story of outfits.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

      I actually kinda… love it? I mean, I don’t love the jumpsuit but I think she’s working it somehow. I have to point out I’m high on allergy pills right now, though.

      • TieDye64

        I’m not on Benadryl, so what’s my excuse? Ha.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Awkward!!  This really is for Cher and no other.  Why would you put this on and then stand there…sulking? or whatever the verb is that she has almost single-handedly invented – “Stewing?” – def:  the act of looking a little terrified, a little stoned, a little put out, and a little dirty while drawing as much attention to yourself as humanly possible.  Bizarre!!

    • unbornfawn

      Sorry, Cher is about the only person who could have pulled this off.(and that would have been a few years ago.) Oh K Stew, you can go away now.

    • geans

      I love it. Get ‘em, girl. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

      This is pretty fucking fantastic, I have to say. SNAPS, SISTA! DON’T YOU LET THOSE PRUDES PROJECT THEIR PROBLEMS WITH THEIR SEXUALITY ONTO YOU. 

      • eowyn_of_rohan

        Amen.  Even if I don’t love the outfit, I give an A+ to the attitude behind it.

      • Anathema_Device

        I just think it looks terrible on her, pasties notwithstanding. I wish she would make such a statement in something that looks good on her.

    • http://twitter.com/Lily1129 Lily

      I don’t even care, I freaking LOVE this on her. It feels like a big middle finger to all the shit she’s gotten in the last couple months. I know y’all kittens like to hate on her and I get it, but I can’t help but love her when she does stuff like this.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

        “Ya’ll gonna keep calling me “Trampire” anyway so SUCK ON THIS.”

        • http://twitter.com/Lily1129 Lily

          Hahaha exactly. This is the last time she has to dance the Twilight dance and she’s going out with a bang.

      • twocee

        I have an irrational love for K-Stew even though I’m nowhere near her target demographic.  But I literally laughed out loud when I saw that first picture. 

        • http://twitter.com/Lily1129 Lily

          I did too. It’s so over-the-top ridiculous, but she somehow pulls it off. It’s something in the knowing smirk, I think.

    • TheLaurenJean

      I’m just glad she’s finally started to wash her hair. 

    • kimmeister

      I don’t think butts should have sweetheart necklines.  Er, sweetheart buttlines, I guess.

      • Mismarker

        Sweetheart buttlines.  Epic.  

    • decormaven

      All she needs is a sailor’s hat and a mike so she can warble “If I Could Turn Back Time.” Stewing, indeed!

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

         Maybe it’s part of her attempt to get back together with Rob?  “I’ll forgive you, but you must make a giant ass out of yourself every time you go out in  public for the next 6 months.”

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LCM5POTSHO74MUOQO6IAV4YUBE Jessica

      It’s tacky, and shes looks massively uncomfortable – more uncomfortable than normal.

      • shirab

        I thought the same thing, and I suspect it’s because that getup must be super-itchy. All that lace and beading, and it’s clearly not lined.

    • hmariec19

      Is it weird that I don’t hate this?  It’s weird right?  I think there’s something wrong with me.

    • Yinzerella Yinzerella

      She’s no Cher. 

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Regardless of the technical virtuosity of this garment, nothing, but nothing, saves it from being vulgar in the extreme. As a FU garment, its a perfect statement. It has no other reason to exist.

    • siriuslover

      I suppose so, if you guys say so I believe you. But to my untrained eye, she looks a hot mess trying to show off her bod for RPat. Between this outfit and the last…sheesh.

      • LesYeuxHiboux

        She could be playing into the “trampire” narrative surrounding that whole mess. I’ll show you a homewrecking slut to break Eddie Cullen’s heart! Making it all more ridiculous. 

    • http://twitter.com/starrika starrika

      I really like this outfit. Objectively, I know it’s terrible, and I’d hate it on just about anyone else, but it really suits her. She’s rocking it well.

    • http://twitter.com/Hussified Coleen

      If she had done a high, sleek ponytail with maybe a bit of a pouf? It would’ve been a WERQ all the way for me. Very Stefani-esque.

      • MilaXX

         I agree, a high pony would have been a better choice.

    • Eva_baby

      This is not an easy outfit to wear.  On the wrong person it just looks…wrong.  It needs a slinky supermodel who is bored with you and has no time for your shit (Iman, Naomi) or a balls-to-the-wall freak who knows her shit is tight (Rihanna, Gaga).  What it does not need is a defiant tween-idol who never, ever, ever looks comfortable in her own skin.  She looks tacky.

      • Anathema_Device

         Good call on who could make this work.

    • SneakyKitty

      Love it.  Love the hair and makeup– I think that may be the least amount of makeup I’ve seen on her in a while.  Love that it’s a giant middle finger of an outfit.  It’s not even about whether the outfit itself is pretty or fugly, it’s all about the intent and attitude behind it.  

    • Fordzo

      Her hair looks so pretty, and freshly washed.

    • http://kingderella.tumblr.com/ kingderella

      oh wow. she is really obsessed with emphasizing her butt in the most ugly way possible, isnt she?

      im not sure if this is really supposed to be taken seriously, but if it is… this is the very definition of NOT pulling it off. i could see this outfit… perhaps in a cher-inspired editorial featuring tilda swinton, or something. but not like this.

    • shanna bowie

      I’m with T’Lo. Homegirl has been called a ho and vilified by all those tweens screaming her name. I’d come out half naked and cray and be like “And he still wants me, bitches!” 

      • l_c_ann

        But she’s guaranteeing that the next “he” probably won’t take her home to meet his Mother.

    • Tamara Hogan

      You get down with your bad self, KStew! Two middle fingers WAY THE FUCK UP. 

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Stone/100001328135240 Mary Stone

         with one HUMUNGOUS difference.  The scarlet woman dress on Vivien Leigh looked STUNNING.  This just looks SAD, itchy, uncomfortable, and tacky.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/XAFAJ53QF3DLEFQB3WTLMRM75E MarinaB

      Her dressing style is the equivalent of Scarlett O’Hara at Ashley’s birthday party.

    • A B

      If you’re gonna wear a Cher outfit you’ve got to have the Cher attitude.  She’s so checked out in these pictures it isn’t even funny. 

    • Mismarker

      It’s all been said.  I can’t help but think this is a huge middle finger disguised as a beaded, lacy jumpsuit.  Whatever.  It looks better with the belt. 

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      This is the lowest of lowest common denominator getups.  Hopelessly tasteless.  This says more about the wearer than any words possibly could.

    • Pants_are_a_must

      Nail in her fashion coffin.

    • julnyes

      It got a giggle out of me, but I don’t think it flatters her.

    • B_C_J

      I think the outfit is extremely eyecatching. However it doesn’t seem to flatter her figure. She looks a bit heavy in it and clearly this young woman is not heavy.  It could be that the model has a white background so you can see the clear outlines of her body while Ms. Stewart has a dark background that blends into the edges of her outfit. Also, this elaborate outfit definitely requires a more polished hairdo.

    • VicksieDo

      I imagine Rob yanking this out of the closet, making her wear it — oh yes, you WILL wear the ass chaps outfit!  Own the trampire!  a la Gone with the Wind~~~

    • nannypoo

      Can you see me? I’m making the same face as the blond middle-aged fan from a couple of days ago.

    • allaboutthewalterbenjamins

      Blanche Devereaux called. She wants all her lace back. ALL OF IT.

    • http://profiles.google.com/georgettejitsu Georgette O

      Her makeup looks SOOOOO much better than usual, I can almost forgive the stupid outfit.

    • Mary229

      I think the outfit itself is hideous but I give her props for wearing it and just going out there and doing her thing.   And I do think she’s a very pretty girl.

    • WittyCism

      I think KStew is a TLo fan and logs in to read BK chatter incessantly.  Because really, this is just a reaction to all the hate her panties got from the previous outfit, so poof! she just went without ‘em!

    • TRSTL

      It needs a belt….. and better hair.  But in the context, I love it!

    • http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/lastbutnotleast janinedm

      Jesus. I tend to want to be nice to her to avoid the internet pile-on, but she’s been looking terrible lately, regardless of the sentiment behind the clothes. At least she softened her make up so that she doesn’t look like the album cover for Duran Duran’s Rio.

    • MilaXX

      This was totally stolen from Cher’s costume archive, but I like this on her. Since she seems to be on a bit of a Zuhair Murad trend, I can’t wait to see what shade of nude lace she wears next.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      God bless KStew and her little fashion tantrums. They are tremendously fun to watch!

    • filmcricket

      I have suspected it for a while, and this confirms it: lace + illusion netting = thickening. KStew is a tiny slip of a girl with abnormally long legs for her stature, and this is making her look thick & stumpy. Her previous outing had much the same problem (and Lea Michele was recently out in a similar dress that did the same thing to her, another wee thing with great legs). Why, why, whyyyy do stylists then continue to put their clients in these outfits? Ugh, I’m too tired and too flu-y to ponder imponderables today. 

    • Janet B

      Under what circumstances is this an appropriate look?  

      I’m in the ‘uncomfortably liking it’ camp.

    • FrayedMachine

      It honestly looks like she borrowed something from Lea Michele. I get the want for liberation but damn, make sure you look good while doing it.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      I actually kinda like it from the back.  From the front, she looks all out of proportion.

    • kolokOlchik

      oh that thing is fug-ly!  oh man, no words, no words

    • RzYoung

      i know it seems like an obvious thing to say but isn’t she cold? And also, how on earth does she use the loo?!

      • SewingSiren

        It looks like at may be two pieces, with the bottom edge of the blouse secured by “tape” under the top edge of the waist of the pants.There is definitely a zipper at the center back of the pants.
        Edited: or the top could be a bodysuit with a flesh colored panty.

        • RzYoung

          Aha, yes i’ve just spotted the bum-zip! wouldn’t like to sit on that while commando!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000393765005 Garcia Loca

      Girl, that’s not your [whatever this monstrosity is].

      • Jennifer Coleman

        Yeah, pack it up and Fedex to Rihanna.

    • annie_wonder

      I love the idea behind it (behind.. hehe…) but it’s just terribly unflattering on her really.

    • Jenna621

      Wings on your butt is just unattractive.

    • SapphoPoet

      You know, I think she looks pretty fierce in this. It’s a perfect look for her–edgy and eye-catching. She done good. 

    • Judy_J

      Sorry, I think this is just tacky as hell.

    • http://twitter.com/TheRealSandraOh Sandra Oh

      I love love love it.  She’s on her last world tour with this Twilight crap and she’s going out with a freaking blaze.  LOL.  Wished I could afford it and was 30 years younger.  

    • bertkeeter

      “Excuse me, is this where “Dancing With the Strars” auditions take place?”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=13953311 Missy Covington

      I don’t hate this. And her makeup is really pretty. 

    • Mary Saucier

      Is there an Ann Margaret Bio-pic she’s gunning to star in? 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790818401 Laurie Landry

      Well, it’s not for everyone.

    • Kenisha Hill Phillips

      I’m just glad she’s not wearing that garish red lipstick. Also, she doesn’t seem to have much in the way of hips, ass or boobs, so this outfit is a lot less obscene than it could’ve been.

    • christinewithanx

      Bored Doily.

    • tereliz

      Ew times a million

    • pookiesmom

      “Take that, Mormons!!”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505225633 Nicola Anna Molly Page

      That is the best thing she’s ever worn because it just proves that she has ZERO fucks to give. It’s really the absolute middle finger to the world, like ‘you think I’m a marriage wrecking hussy? Awesome, now watch this drive’.

    • belfebe

      I love it.  She looks awesome.  And since I love Cher, I think that she’s rocking it.  Not everyone can do it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Stone/100001328135240 Mary Stone

      guys, NSFW completely, that being said. I for one will be EXCEPTIONALLY happy when I no longer have to see this person’s ass.  Anywhere.  For any reason. The only way this makes any sort of sense at all is that she is sending a message to whats-his-name who directed her snow white pic.

    • stubbornthoughts

      O_o

      If those pants were real pants, like actual slack pants, this would look a million times better. I think Rachel Zoe could tweak this and fix it. PLEASE FIX IT.

    • Imasewsure

      Love the top and love the f-u back to this. Hate the fit of the pants on her but I still love this Cher-tastic statement outfit. You go K-Stew!!

    • AuntieAnonny

      That Zuhair fellow needs to take a break from designing.

    • alyce1213

      She must be stopped.  Enough already, enough.
      Kiss my ass, indeed.

    • golden_valley

      What is it with her?  She has beautiful bone structure in the face, but in looking at the expression in her eyes and on her face, all you see is a sullen, bored teenager.  No matter what she wears, she has the same expression.  

    • Freyja Canidae

      Can we see her bellybutton? I do NOT like that. Makes you very aware of how nearly-naked she is.

    • ChristySchiff

      Sorry, but the only way this would work would be with a headdress. 

      Also, I can’t help wonder how  you get into this get-up.

    • UglyTalents

      I have never liked her more. 

    • Laylalola

      Hot mess.

    • Isana Leshchinskaya

      it needed the belt. and her hair should have been up.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      That is some scroll-down hilarity right there. I again applaud the attitude behind the last two outfits, but this is pretty out there. Weirdly, I suspect I would like it more if the sequined part were (not patent) leather. Kristen just isn’t a sequins girl, to me. 

    • MGMcD

      Even if she is fuckin with us, I always wonder why she wears these crazy outfits but then doesn’t style them. She’s got the tall lean body and the attitude to truly rock stuff like this, but then she’s always got raccoon eyes and greasy unstyled hair, and pretty rarely wears any jewelry to complete the look. Someone is obviously helping her find these clothes, why can’t they wrangle her hair and face too?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

      The view from the back is truly lol-worthy.

    • Kimmu

      I love just how “See how many fucks I do not give” her face says. It’s so eloquent. I sort of like the outfit, just for how aggressively ugly it is.

    • formerlyAnon

      Strangely, though this is WAAAY tackier and far less flattering than the beige Murad the other day, I think it suits her better.

      If only she’d worn high-heeled cowboy boots or even Ziggy Stardust platform boots (if she could strut in them), I could’ve gotten behind this as an f.u. gesture. But f.u. gesture ensembles only work if you are really owning the garment, and I think both her comfort zone and the requisite swagger required boots.

    • Synnamin

      wow… this is so much fug, I can’t decide if it swings all the way into awesome or not. I think not, but T-Lo’s assessment might do the trick

    • favorthebold

      I used to hate Kristen Stewart, not for any particular reason of herself, but just because I hate the Twilight movies, and I additionally hated seeing her face and foot face on every. single. magazine. cover.

      Now that Hollywood hates her and those movies are over, I’m actually starting to love her a little. I love that she’s wearing this, precisely because it’s so over-the-top ridic.  You go, K-stew!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trevor-Scott/569555595 Trevor Scott

      I actually really like this look for her. Suits her vibe where, on the flip side, if Michelle Williams stepped out of a limo in this I’d laugh my ass off. I also like that, for once, it’s a black lace look that isn’t a black lace dress. In fact, just seeing it used in a different way tips it into my like column alone. It also helps that the illusion netting here doesn’t look like old pantyhose for once. 

    • spooki C

      ick, nast. This is 12 kinds of ugly.

    • vinrouge15

      You guys chose the worst photos of this outfit; check out the other sites and you’ll see (IMO) that she is ROCKING IT. 

      • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

        How so? I’ve looked at some others and she looks every bit as uncomfortable in them as she does in these.  Not to mention she left the venue in sloppy casual clothes while RPatz was still in his suit, implying she was uncomfortable wearing that outfit.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Honestly, this is hilarious and has done more towards making me a fan than anything else she’s ever done.  Rock on with your crazypants.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      It’s vulgar and fugly, but it kinda works, and I think is KStew’s way of saying F-you.

    • Scarlet39

      I’m sorry to say that I actually laughed at this.  I’m pretty sure that’s not the reaction she was going for.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

      I hate it but am honestly wishing I could wear it and look like she does in it.  In another life…

    • Carolyn

      She’s just so gormless. If she stood up straight and owned wearing this thing then maybe she could convince people she looked good.

    • http://twitter.com/bkiersten BridgetK

      Angel wings… on her ass.

    • frannyprof

      NO NO NO

    • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

      Ok, this is definitely a big “eff you” to the world, but she looks uncomfortable and like she knows she looks absurd.  Because she does, not so horrible as to be lol-worthy, but she looks very very silly.  I would like this more if she had played it with conviction.  She wore that nude doily with more conviction than this outfit, at least according to these particular pictures.  Oh well.  Maybe next time.

    • librarygrrl64

      There isn’t one thing about that jumpsuit that isn’t tacky as hell. Bleh.

    • TSkot

      Needs the belt.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      Just like the granny-panties dress she wore the other day, I kind of like this purely for the absurdity of it all. If she wore this thinking “It’s designer; I look good.” I wouldn’t give it a second thought. But because it’s a “You assholes didn’t like the granny-panties? How’s THIS, then?” I sort of love it.

    • PeaceBang

      Oh, honey. This is Not Your Backless Black Lacy Bell Bottomed Ass Chaps Pantsuit.

    • http://twitter.com/Eovaai Eovaai

      This is revolting.

    • Toto Maya

      I like it from the front. The back is nastay.

    • poggi

      The model’s crotch appears to be sparkling.

    • margaret meyers

      I think she looks fierce here.  It leaves yesterday’s dress behind.

    • MaryAtRealityTea

      SO,  I really need to see this on an episode of Drag Race. Chad Michaels, are you listening? In other news, I think her hair being up would do something about this. I also think it not being a jumpsuit with Trompe-l’œil chaps and pasties would improve things.

    • elzatelzabelz

      There is NO WAY anyone with eyesight should applaud that outfit. It is heinous. Truly. Terrible. Cheap, tawdry, I just can not.

    • neofashionista

      ugggh this is offensive i will actually take the beige barbie dress over this anyday she also looks pissed in this one
      like she read the blog of all of us bitchin about her blog and is now like fuck you fuckers

    • Trisha26

      I have to say it looks better without the gray belt as worn by the model…then again it’s so hein I may be hallucinating.

    • m0r0

      She rocked this look. I would never wear it but she looks fantastic.

    • quiltrx

      I actually really like this!  It’s partially for the sort-of-wrongness of the whole thing.  And partially for the wish I had the bod to wear such a thing.

      And the fact that it really, really makes me want to break out singing “If I Could Turn Back Time” and shake my ass. :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bob-Sponge/100000465550991 Bob Sponge

      Horrid. Too stage-y and showy.

    • neofashionista

      UGGGHHH death to Sheers!!

    • BrooklynBomber

      I want to like it. I just can’t.

    • http://twitter.com/ChelleSparks Chelle

      I miss middle-aged blonde fan. :(

    • http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor

      She looks like a cross between Elvis (jumpsuit era) and Marc Jacobs in the black lace Comme des Garcons lace dress. 

    • lesmaha

      standing on my chair and applauding! It’s hilarious!!

    • http://twitter.com/dixielou8 Ashley

      “FUCK ALL Y’ALL! I’MA WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT! SEE MY ASS? SEE IT? KISS IT.”

      LMFAO! O TLo I needed that this morning!

    • guest2visits

      I see it as a joke. It’s funny in the here’s my Scarlet O’Hara ass kind of way; It really isn’t fashion, it isn’t art, and it ain’t clothes.
      It looks more like ‘statement’ nudity to me.  From the waist up; pretty. From the waist down; Vegas Elvis, baby.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PVIY3NBCZJAJNFWDBCWG2DMKL4 Jen R

      At least the makeup is lovely this time – so much less bruised-looking under the eyes.

    • oohsparkley!

      I love her, but that is bad, bad, bad! Fashion victim. Bad!

    • snarkykitten

       She looks like she should be in a Leisure Suit Larry version of Silent Hill. That black shiny stuff is giving me the heebie geebies

    • pop_top

      OH MY GOD I was not prepared for that last pic. This is much better reserved for Cher’s Vegas Revue.

    • bd73

      the codpiece/asspatch reminds me of the time i was in a body cast and they had to cut out that part so i could, y’know…excrete.

    • Dagney

      That looks cute enough on her, but honestly, that belongs to Gwen Stefani.

    • http://twitter.com/LopezMolly Molly Lopez

      I would like this if her hair looked better and she had a belt