Kristen Stewart in A.L.C. and Juicy Couture

Posted on November 30, 2012

We have to admit, we laughed our asses off at this:

Kristen Stewart attends The Variety Studio: Awards Edition in Los Angeles, California.

A.L.C. Jesse V Neck Tee. Juicy Couture Eton Pants. Cartier Juste Un Clou Nail Bracelet. Cole Haan Breslyn Monkstrap Shoes.

Girlfriend simply has not one fuck to give.

Granted, the cost of this ensemble is well north of 500 bucks, believe it or not, but she clearly has had her fill of tight dresses, 6-inch heels, push-up bras, and the requisite ten pounds of makeup for the moment. But as much as we want to applaud her giving of the finger, we still have standards and girl, you’re on a red carpet, getting your picture taken, whether you like that or not. Everything happening from the waist down is cute, appropriate, and suits her well, but everything north of that is hugely problematic. We don’t care how much that tee costs, it looks like she paid a cab driver to take it off and give it to her. And we know we sound like a broken record when we say this, but if a gal simply doesn’t want to put the effort in on her hair, then put it in a freaking pony tail and call it a day. This “just got out of bed, and by ‘bed,’ I mean the alleyway I passed out in last night” hair isn’t going to fly, dear.

Still, there’s a big part of us that wants to say “You go on with your badass punk rock self, sweetie! Fuck the Man!”

Just not the married Man, hon. That’s where you seem to get into trouble.

[Photo Credit: WireImage, shopbop, colehaan.com]

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

      MY hair looks better than that today. And I combed it with my fingers as I was driving children to school.

      The pants, however, are adorable. 

      • http://twitter.com/k8twolf Katie Wolf

        Stewart sporting terrible hair? When will we all simply say “…of course”? ;)

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      Nope, all I see is ‘headed for a crash.’ Between some of those crazy red carpet outfits and now this…

    • twocee

      I quite literally have a pajama set that looks exactly like that.  My pjs cost $20 at Target and I’m embarrassed to walk to the mailbox in them.  I appreciate not wanting to do the dog and pony show but geesh.  Show a LITTLE pride.

      • http://twitter.com/quicksilverjen Jenna Thomas-McKie

        Seriously.  She looks like she rolled out of bed, slipped on some shoes, and walked out the door without even a glance in the mirror.

        • MoHub

           Beat me to it, word for word. At least she put a bra on.

        • poggi

          It kind of looks like she tripped on her way to the door.  I swear she has a black eye.  That or she passed out at a bar on top of a coaster.

      • StellaZafella

         I thought “flannel men’s lounge wear” from Cabela’s…ha, ha – same diff.
        And I have t-shirts exactly like that…for dusting the furniture.

        • Betty Rust

          and I assume you dust the furniture with it not in it.

      • gabbilevy

        She could literally sleep while her stylists put her together if she were so inclined. Put on the clothes they hand you, let them do your hair, and done. It doesn’t even have to be a fancy dress and shoes. But THIS… this is sad.

      • UglyTalents

         This is exactly like what I wear to bed, minus the bra and the shoes. Also, I brush my hair first.

        • Kristin McNamara

          …and you probably don’t wear a long chain that wraps under your boobs and probably around your waist. At least, my mother always taught me to never go to bed with a necklace on… You could DIE, you know. ;)

      • MissAmynae

        Yep, bitch stole my pj’s.

      • http://twitter.com/snookumslynn snookums lynn

        HAHA!!! my coworker made a PJ’s outside facebook page and lots of people upload offenders that are in walmart and etc! I feel ya about not wanting to walk to the mailbox in the PJ bottoms

        • siriuslover

          I am sure many of those offenders are also college students who think they can come to class in their pajamas and maybe a pair of Ugg boots.

    • snarkykitten

      that’s ridiculous. half a grand for something that looks an unwashed college kid would wear to an 8am?

    • Kristina Toma

      I think I would love this more if the pants were cropped like in the product photo.

      However, I can’t see KStew wearing something so obviously adorable. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      “Hey Rob, apparently I’m late for a red carpet appearance and only have a bra, can I borrow some of your clothes?”  Because that is exactly what this looks like. 

      • Mismarker

        “Hey Rob, apparently I’m late for a red carpet appearance and only have a bra, can I borrow some of your clothes?” Kristen said between bong hits….

    • Anathema_Device

      Hahaha… I actually dressed much like this in college (early to mid ’80s), except I wore a men’s Jockey V-neck shirt, not a sheer one.

      The pants and shoes are fab, but this look is so opposite of put together as to be a giant “fuck you.”

      • AR16

         Yup, mid-80s high school for me.  I believe I wore the Fruit of the Loom t-shirt, though.

    • http://twitter.com/NormDeplume720 Norm Deplume

      I have a serious crush on those shoes.

    • PeggyOC

      This kind of slovenly, punk-girl vibe is really her best look.  And if she was wearing this on the street, I’d bow down.  But for red carpet, it is a little half-assed.  Also, don’t pull your pants down like that.  It gives you weird love handles where I’m sure you have none.

      I do covet that bracelet, though.

    • Lilithcat

      What I see is someone who woke up, realized she was supposed to be there a half-hour ago, and was in such a rush that she didn’t bother to comb her hair or get out of her pajamas.

    • netdivaweb

      She seriously looks like she is in pajamas.  I could swear I bought that ensemble for my beloved to wear to bed last year.

    • Fordzo

      I snorted at the end, no lie.  

      • ecallaw1977

         I scrolled down looking for a comment like this to “Like,” because I knew I couldn’t be the only one.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

          Same here, and I can totally picture T-Lo saying that exact line to her on a sitcom scenario. 

    • netdivaweb

      BTW, she has creases in her face.  Was she wearing aviators before showing up?  Did she arrive on a motorcycle?

    • Judy_J

      With the exception of the shoes, she looks like she just got out of bed and hasn’t had her first cup of coffee yet.  Yawn!

    • Fordzo

      What is on her face?  Is that a scar under her left eye, or did she just take off goggles?  

    • Jennifer Coleman

      …and no, she does not want to borrow anybody else’s fuck to give, either. Pants & shoes: badass. Tee & grooming: ass-bad.

    • A B

      This outfit is atrocious and I can’t wait for her 15 minutes to be up–she’s so obnoxious with her indifference.  If it’s such a chore to be famous take the Twilight money and run. 

      • RebeccaKW

        I would agree.  Maybe shes loves the acting and hates the fame-whoring.  Okay, but she’s not the first to feel that way.  But it’s part of the job-at least have some pride in yourself, girl.  Take a bath, wash your hair, even if you don’t fix it.

        And really, the more I see her like this, the more it seems like she’s trying to seem like she gives no fucks, rather than actually giving no fucks.  The expensive clothes and shoes, etc. 

        ETA: I do like the pants and shoes, but the top half of her is a throw-away.

        • MissMariRose

           I think you hit the Cartier nail bracelet on the head in that second paragraph. She’s not a “love the craft, hate the game” person. If she was, she would be taking parts in smaller independent films and not the big budget dreck she does more often than not. There are plenty of actors out there who make a nice living doing good work in films both big and small but in smaller parts where they’re not asked to do the famewhoring.

          She’s pretending not to care and that’s why I find her so off-putting.

          • Lisa_Cop

            She actually has taken part in some smaller films. She was really great playing Joan Jett in the film “The Runaways”.

      • Seannie5

        Hon, she isn’t going away. I lobe how she gets all you armchair critics riled so bad. May it never end!

    • charlotte

      The V Neck Tee is on sale, you guys. Only 75 bucks for a basic white shirt. Geez Louise, she could have bought it at H&M.

    • marilyn

      So she wore her jammies to a red carpet event.  Hmmmm…….

    • jcars

      Eh, she’s at event whose sole purpose is to shamelessly beg for an awards nomination. There’s nothing rebellious about it. She plays the game HARD and outfits like this are completely contrived to try to hide that fact. Rather than giving no fucks, I think she’s obsessed with how people perceive her.

      And gross, in HQ you can see her shirt actually has a hole in it. Girlfriend’s been wearing this non-stop is my guess.

      • http://twitter.com/MayaLaukaran Maya Laukaran

        If she really didn’t give a fuck then she should have gotten some grandpa pants at the Goodwill (no offense to Goodwill) and called it a day.

    • Lo21

      It wasn’t a red carpet event… just saying.  It was a roundtable event where she was talking about her movie, On the Road, along w/ other potential supporting actress candidates & other categories as well. And it was held at a private residence.  So, my bet was that she didn’t know that there would be Getty pictures taken.  And/OR they were told it was casual.  I saw some of the actors went in jeans and Rosemarie DeWitt wore a similar white shirt/black bra combo. 

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        Any event with a step-and-repeat and photographers is a red carpet event. And no celebrity shows up at these things thinking photographers won’t be present. That’s what publicists are for.

        • Lo21

          Well, I maintain then, that it was casual. Because I saw jeans :) I  can’t be sure, but I think this was the first year for this particular function. So there was no standard.. But I could be wrong. 

          • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

             We’re not arguing that it wasn’t a casual event.

          • BrooklynBomber

            Yes, it’s casual event, but there’s casual and there’s casual. There’s “promotional event where you’re going to have to interact with people and have your picture taken” casual. This outfit is for–as many commenters have pointed out–“running out to pick up milk” casual, “going to the basement to do laundry (with all your nude-colored bras in the laundry bag)” casual, “the dog has to be taken out NOW and these are the clothes I left hanging over a chair last night” casual.

            • Lo21

              I’m not a fashion expert. I don’t work in the business or know the “rules”.  I simply stumbled upon the blog and think she’s great.  Would I personally wear this outfit? No.  All I’m saying is that people went casual and some didn’t. I’m not gonna discuss casual vs casual/casual. That’s ridiculous. 

            • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

              ” I’m not gonna discuss casual vs casual/casual. That’s ridiculous.”

              You’re the one who brought it up.

            • Lo21

              My response was actually in response to Brooklyn, stating that there were two types of casual. You both being the fashion experts and all, I have no reason to jump in with my own lowly observation. I’ll keep that in mind for the future. Thanks for the education. 

            • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

              Oh, please. You’re the one that brought up the idea that this was a “casual” event. Keep the passive-agressiveness to yourself. All we’re doing is conversing with you.

            • julnyes

              “I’m not gonna discuss casual vs casual/casual. That’s ridiculous.”

              This is (among other things) a fashion blog, so that is kind of the point of these sort of posts – to break down why an outfit works or doesn’t work. How the same outfit might be fine for a non-famous person yet utterly ridiculous on a celebrity or vice versa.

        • http://twitter.com/MayaLaukaran Maya Laukaran

          I’m not a celebrity and I still always dress and act in public like it might end up on the internet tomorrow. I’m just saying…

      • charlotte

        I wouldn’t leave my house to go grocery shopping looking like this.

        • http://twitter.com/MayaLaukaran Maya Laukaran

          I wouldn’t take out the trash looking like this.

      • Let it out

        Yep, it really wasn’t a red carpet event.  She might have gone a little overboard on the casual thing, but people will remember her, so as far as I’m concerned she did just fine.  Love those pants to death.

        • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

          We just love this idea that standing in front of a bunch of photographers, with a step-and-repeat behind you featuring the logos of Variety and Rolls Royce somehow doesn’t count as a red carpet event.

          There are all kinds of red carpet events from highly formal to totally casual.

    • mightbewrong

      I know people complain about the grooming all the time, but that is precisely the hair I have right now, and I’m a bit hungover and just crawled out of bed at noon.

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      I’m kind of starting to not be able to stand Kristen Stewart (who I was previously just indifferent to) much the way most of the bitter kittens here cannot stand Taylor Swift.  It is your freaking JOB to show up at photo ops with at least a minimal level of grooming, sweetheart.  If you aren’t willing to do that, maybe you should get a job in an indie record store where you can be all hostile, angsty and “I don’t give a fuck” for a living. 

    • LauraWL

      Best.Copy.Ever. You win T-Lo. :-D I tend to like her punk rocker style FWIW. 

    • warnerave

      i love her..but…do people still wear “juicy couture”? LOL

      • warontara

        I was wondering the exact same thing.

    • Kristin Hardy

      Deleting a comment that critical of your comments. Grow up. 

    • ChiliP

      ……No. Just no. I try to be diplomatic when I comment about this girl (which usually doesn’t go well) because she bugs, but this is ridiculous. I begrudgingly admit that I commend her sense of personal style, and her deviation from the “I must look like a pretty pretty princess” mentality so prevalent amongst her peers. But honey, if I have to get MY ass up every morning looking groomed, showered, and appropriate for my office and make a fraction in an entire year of what you made in one minute of those ridiculous Twilight movies, then you can at least put in a comparable amount of effort. You don’t have to wear a dress or heals- in fact, you can wear everything from the hips down- but a shirt that doesn’t look like you picked up off your bedroom floor? Your undergarments properly concealed? Hair that doesn’t look like you jumped off the back of a motorcycle? Makeup that doesn’t look like remnants of your bender last night? Come on.

      BOY am I grumpy today.

    • BrooklynBomber

      Yes, but what you don’t realize about these pants is that “Petite leather tassels close the zip back pockets.” If that doesn’t justify the $198 tag, I don’t know what does! Petite leather tassels! Woohoo!  Seriously, though, the pants are semi-cute, but this looks like what someone who is not famous throws on (ideally w/ a neutral colored bra) when they go out to get the paper.

    • BrooklynBomber

      But what’s that thing on her face? In the last picture, the thing where her lips are parted, her teeth show a little, and the lips are slightly turned up at the sides? What is that?

    • MoHub

      Looks as if she just rolled out of bed and threw on the shoes. The ensemble reads PJs.

    • lehen

      this is what i look like when i am puttering around my house on a saturday morning.  

    • Imasewsure

      Looks like she came from what was obviously an awesome frat party

    • MoHub

      It’s called a hairbrush, girl. They sell them everywhere.

    • padma sallah

      If she had fixed her hair, I would given this whole outfit a pass cause on some level, it works because it is so obviously her.

      But GURL,that hair. Just no.

    • UglyTalents

      Her outfit finally matches her “petulant teenager” expression! Oh, she brings out my maternal side! “Such a pretty face if only you’d smile, sweetheart. And stand up straight; we are human beings, not gorillas.”

    • RocknRollmom

      Let’s put aside my usual reaction to this child which is to smack her for being an ungrateful, whiny child and let’s just note as so many have that those pants look exactly like the flannel pj bottoms I just bought at Target for my 14 year old son as part of  his annual “pajamas, socks, underwear” gifts from Santa.  More importantly, I actually went to look on the Cartier site to see if they make that bracelet in sterling silver so I might save my pennies and one day be able to buy it.  They do not.  Only white gold—that bracelet as shown on her skinny little wrist is $6275 plus tax.  I am at a loss for wrods.  And that wrist watch pushed up on the middle of her arm just looks stuped.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1447060898 Lori Wade Miller

         I was going to say that this looks like something I’d wear to bed.

    • RocknRollmom

      Ok, and in addition to not being able to reply, I also can’t edit.  Sigh.  That would be “words” and “stupid”.  I know how to spell both and am not stupid. 

    • Reneesance

      Is she cosplaying as Pattison??

    • http://www.facebook.com/robin.layton Robin D. Layton

      She looks like she is taking fashion tips from LiLo.  Not good.

      • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

        No, Lilo would never look this covered up and boyish. The only thing Lilo-esque is the ratty hair and exposed bra (and even the latter is slightly more punk rock than Lilo). 

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

      She has a long face, and I don’t know why she insists on lengthening it with all that volume on top, and then making it look terrible. I wish she’d just cut her hair short – maybe to a sleek bob or something – if she doesn’t want to deal with it at all. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

      I absolutely love the pants and shoes. That said, I absolutely HATE everything else. So much potential to be had here, but I’m envisioning her stomping out of the house: “NO, I WILL NOT BRUSH MY HAIR OR WEAR A REAL SHIRT!”

    • http://www.facebook.com/iris.liu4 Iris Liu

      Hah! That last line slew me.

      LOVE how literally menswear the pants are, and the makeup or lack thereof is refreshingly normal.Everything else, however…well…

    • http://twitter.com/Chucko78 Chuck Barthelme

      Can’t help but feel like if she just added a jacket, it would have worked. And maybe just pulled her hair back.

      • julnyes

         I think you are correct.

    • bertkeeter

      BUTCH!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905542323 Rhonda Shore

      love the pants and shoes!!!

    • http://profiles.google.com/h.e.waddell Heather Waddell

      I feel like this is actually an advanced commentary on how schlubby her male colleagues are allowed to look on the red carpet while she and the other little starlettes are expected to put the work in.

      Or she’s sending up a big middle finger to the world, and I can respect that too.

      • holdstillnow

        I think you’re right on both counts, and honestly, I would like to see more of this more often.  I totally understand the function of all the various types of red carpets, and I love looking at photos of beautiful people wearing beautiful clothes as much as the next gal . But when Brad Pitt feels entitled to show up to an event looking like he did earlier this week (and beyond the hair, there really wasn’t anything about his appearance to set it apart from other dudes not making the effort for public events), I wish more women would start throwing tomatoes at the system.

        • ChiliP

          Except Brad got just as much shit for how he looked as Kristen is getting- in fact, I would say he got even more shit since there are a few people here who are applauding Kristen for “upending” the system.  I agree there are certain gendered inequalities that exist in Hollywood (and beyond) when it comes to physical appearances and expectations, but this particular look at this particular event isn’t speaking to or transcending any of those expectations. She just looks sloppy, and there’s nothing particularly rebellious about attending a public function looking half-assed. That is true for both men and women (Johnny Depp, I’m looking at you).

          Part of the package deal in celebrity is being ready for red carpet appearances and functions. You can have a sense of personal style and thumb your nose at the notion that women have to dress like princesses at all times, but you still have to be aware that your public appearances are based on your image and presentability. That is true of any job, in any industry. Helena Bonham Carter is a good example of someone who has her own set of sartorial rules, but always looks presentable and camera ready. Even if you look at the “you might also like” links above, Kristen herself previously went out in a Balenciaga outfit that was different, edgy and had some personality, but she still looked put together. And as long as these stars and starlets are making the kind of money Kristen is making, then they should feel fully compensated for being expected to look like they spent more than 1 minute getting ready for a public appearance. If Kristen had simply brushed her hair, touched up her makeup (or hell, taken it off altogether) and worn a jacket over her ratty shirt, this look would be fine. I admit that I’m not a Kristen fan, but I was just as annoyed when Brad showed up looking homeless earlier this week and I’m a semi-fan of his. If I have to show up to work adhering to a certain standard of appearance and dress, they can do the same.

          • demidaemon

            Agreed ONE THOUSAND PERCENT. I was one of those peple in college who refused to go to class in pajamas. The least you can do is put on a decent outfit and groom. Well, KStew failed on both fronts here, really, no matter how much money she (or her stylist, if such a person actually exists) shouldn’t have spent on this “ensemble.”

            • BrooklynBomber

              I was one of those peple in college who refused to go to class in pajamas. 

              Now that just messes me up. I mean, THANK YOU for refusing to go to class in pajamas. It’s just that going to class in pajamas wasn’t even on the table when I was in college. And I went to college in the 70s so A LOT of crazy shit was on the table.

          • Lisa_Cop

            I think Kristen looks better than Brad did. At least it looks like she bathed and her clothes look clean and pressed. But things have really sunk to a new low if we’re comparing celebrities worths millions to homeless vagabonds.

    • alyce1213

      I like plaid pants, but really — laundry day.

    • elemspbee

      “… Fuck the Man!”
      Just not the married Man, hon. …”
      omg that’s freakin’ hilarious.

    • KSpence

      I love it. The whole thing.

    • http://twitter.com/aidanboleyn Aidan B

      Ouch! Nicely worded barb there are the end, gents. She has always plucked my nerves but this is just ridiculous. That tee is what my boyfriend wears under his dress shirts.

    • jmw1122

      That tee alone probably cost more than the entire outfit I’m wearing right now. Oy.

    • mjude

      i want those shoes

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      I have a SERIOUS issue with the “I literally JUST rolled out of bed” hair. And the fact that that t-shirt runs $75 is obscene. Hanes has the exact same thing for like $5.

    • yulaffin

      She looks like she just rolled out of bed.  

    • shopgirl716

      Pants are on sale at the Juicy Couture website for $69.99 and I would buy those pants if I thought for one minute that my butt would fit into them.  Not feeling the black bra under the sheer shirt.

    • kcaza

      The outfit, the hair and the last pic are all a portrait of someone that was doing bong hits before realizing they had to go to a red carpet.

    • Jessica O’Connell

      The last line of this post is PRICELESS. Thank you for that. :-)

    • http://twitter.com/lbcubbison Laurie Cubbison

      This is college girl heading to an 8 am class 10 minutes late.

    • Jecca2244

      i’m sorry, but i’m from the school of “this is YOUR JOB.” You do not have a formal 9 to 5. you do NOT have to worry about bills. get it together!

    • Sara__B

      Is she going to have sullen teen attitude all her life? She’s 22 with a great career. I’m mostly fine with her style (except for faux-cheap tees over black bras), but her attitude makes me want to give her a shake and say, “Grow up!”

      • Qitkat

        Unfortunately, being wealthy and famous does not confer maturity. Many 22’s and a lot older have a loooong way to go to *grow up*. Some 17’s are already *old souls*.

        Which does not mean I would not want to give her a shake also ;-)

    • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

      You know what, she looks happy. She’s looked so much happier since she kicked Rob out of the picture, and I doubt they’re really back together. It’s a cute fantasy for the fans, but look at her: She isn’t miserable! I’d rather her show up sloppy to the RC than be a drunk like LiLo

      • demidaemon

        As far as I know, they spent the holidays together (at his parents, no less). I think they are back together, at least for publicity, maybe for real. Does it matter in the grand scheme of it all? Probably not. Just an FYI.

    • Beardslee

      When I was in sixth grade many, many moons ago, the only one of who really had any reason to wear a bra showed up wearing a red one that clearly showed through her white T shirt.  We were all scandalized and envious.
      I can’t help thinking of my old friend when I see photos like this.

    • j_anson

      You know, the thing is though, this is NOT the outfit of someone who has not one fuck to give. Not one fuck to give is jeans, a T-shirt, and sneakers. This was thought about! Those pants are impact pants. Those shoes are certainly not comfortable-looking. That shirt/bra combo is all about the message of “I am not your Barbie-doll starlet, which I signal through this slightly vulgar but yet not actually sexy look.” This is “I had a fuck to give, and what I gave it to was the cause of signaling my disrespect for this whole deal.” And I’m sorry, but when you just made a shit-ton of money from “this whole deal”, that makes me kinda not much like you.

      • DTLAFamilies

        YES. THIS.

    • Twinzilla

      Newset member of “Sixteen and Pregnant.”

    • Hetha Innis

      You guys SLAYED me with this post! Thanks!

    • Let it out

      That’s a semantic issue – replace “red carpet” with “formal” and my meaning would be the same.  If there are all kinds of red carpet events from highly formal to highly casual, this one, despite its sponsors, was clearly on the casual end of the spectrum and other celebrities treated it as such.  Maybe Kristin could have made more of an effort (ok, definitely), but it’s not like she showed up in this outfit at the Golden Globes.  I kinda wish she would, though – I think it’s fun.  

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        And again: We’re not arguing with the idea that this was a casual event; we’re arguing against the clearly ludicrous idea that it’s not a red carpet event.

        And it’s only a semantic issue if you think “red carpet” and “formal” are interchangeable terms. They’re not, and no one here said they were.

        • Let it out

          I didn’t actually say that “red carpet” and “formal” meant the same thing.  You’re putting me in the position of defending an opinion that I don’t have.  Celebrities will always be judged on their public appearances, they should know that and present themselves accordingly.  Call that red carpet or not, it’s the same end result.  

          • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

             “I didn’t actually say that “red carpet” and “formal” meant the same
            thing.  You’re putting me in the position of defending an opinion that I
            don’t have. ”

            I’m going on what you actually wrote:

            “That’s a semantic issue – replace “red carpet” with “formal” and my meaning would be the same.”

            • Let it out

              Semantic=Of or relating to meaning or arising from distinctions between the meanings of different words or symbols.
              Literal=Being in accordance with, conforming to, or upholding the exact or primary meaning of a word or words

              I was making an argument, not defining word(s).  It’s an important distinction.  Regardless, I don’t think we’ll agree.

            • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

               Oh my GOD. HONEY. You said this:

              “replace “red carpet” with “formal” and my meaning would be the same.”

              Then you said this:

              “I didn’t actually say that “red carpet” and “formal” meant the same
              thing.”

              Then you provided dictionary definitions and followed it with this:

              “I was making an argument, not defining word(s).”

              Girl, PLEASE. You’re talking in circles and the only person you seem to be arguing with is yourself. Let it go. It’s a red carpet event. It’s not a formal event.

    • Janet B

      A jacket and a ponytail would have made an outfit, but then she wouldn’t be silently conveying her message.

      Love the pants and the shoes.  

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      Have you guys seen Grumpy Cat as Kristen Stewart? Everyone look and stop arguing!  https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=390237967724447&set=a.197950720286507.49228.169670329781213&type=1&theater

    • Trisha26

      Kristen’s like the Honey Badger. And Honey Badger don’t give a SH*T.

    • Qitkat

      If my teenage daughter showed up like this at the breakfast table, I would not be surprised. 
      If she said she was wearing it to school and that the cool girl from Twilight does it, she would get quite the verbal smack-down.

      • demidaemon

        As a formal high school student and educator, I know students have been sent home for less scandolus outfits, so I would say yes. It would also probably depend on where you live. Rural Oklahoma schools and alternative New York schools would probably have different dress codes.

      • Contralto

        My daughters wouldn’t be sent home from school* for wearing this outfit, simply because:  

        a.  they wouldn’t dream of leaving the house looking that way to begin with, but if somehow they took leave of their senses and tried to,

        b.  they’d be sent back upstairs to change.

        I mean, honestly.  Just put on a cashmere tee, for God’s sake.  No one wants to see your bra.

    • luciaphile

      If she were running out the door to move her car because they were ticketing for wrong side street parking, she would look remarkably put together. But since she is not, it’s just heinous. 

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Seriously, KStew?

    • altalinda

      Now she’s just teasing us gay girls.

    • pugluv

      Oh…How I love you two!  Your commentary here, and many,many other posts, have me laughing out loud at work.  Thank you for making my morning breaks so much fun!!   
      I have to wonder what point she was trying to make  with this ridiculous lack of simple grooming.  She, or rather her publicist, is working so hard to try to salvage her career which has taken a nose dive after her summer of love.    Question of the day is ” how many movies do you have coming up?”  answer…none….Try harder girl, this outfit and the see through wrecks on the Breaking Yawn RC are not the way to make people get behind you.

      • Qitkat

        This just goes to show there are many many ways to display *train-wreck career* in Hollyweird.

    • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

      If she’s gonna wear a black bra with a white t-shirt, she’s gonna have to tease her hair and slap on some more eye liner and mascara.

    • janierainie

      Next thing you know she’ll be roommates with Linsay Lohan.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vienna-Marriott/100001636120960 Vienna Marriott

      I LOVE it.  Irreverence is awesome.

      • Qitkat

        It is. And knowing when to display it requires thoughtfulness. I don’t think this does, but we can agree to disagree.

    • Seannie5

      I love her!

    • unbornfawn

      She’s rocking that trailer park trash look isn’t she?

    • kolokOlchik

      is she wearing pajamas with men’s shoes?

    • guest2visits

      She DID just get out of bed, those are jamys. When she takes off last night’s bra and someone’s loafers, she can get back to that nap.
      Truly; I dislike everything but the jewelry.  My pj’s are better looking than your’s, K-Stew.

    • Carly Warnock

      best joke about the affair ever. you go on with your witty selves t-lo.

    • Laylalola

      I thought this was one of those TV teen moms whose police mug shot is on TMZ every few weeks.

    • Call me Bee

      I saw a pudgy student wearing those lounge pants at  abus stop yesterday.  No lie. 

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      Reminds me of when I used to wear one of my father’s T-shirts over my bathing suit on the way to the pool.

    • Annie Leung

      I like her pants and maybe her watch, it looks hefty.  She might be really laid back and all but she really needs to tame that mane of hers (and this comes from a girl with naturally frizzy poofy hair). 

    • ccm800

      I think she looks adorable. 

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OQAEI5VIBLXN6YAONCDMUQVRBI Sydney Rose

        I do too. And I especially admire her sensible shoes.

    • Pennymac

      For a $500 outfit this looks remarkably like an ensemble I saw at the Walmart today. Just sayin….

    • Rand Ortega

      My new favorite soap opera: “Not 1 Fuck To Give”.

      If this ensemble doesn’t say, “Stick a fork in my ass before you can kiss it, because…” , I don’t know what does.

      • guest2visits

        God bless it; my new favorite too.   This was a perfect little gem of a critique; deliciously humorous, wickedly accurate.
                                                                    

    • formerlyAnon

      She’s no fave of mine, but I really don’t get why she irritates folks so.

      I don’t know that it’s *SMART* to show up sloppily dressed at events such as this. And I don’t know if the money behind your movie is going to be all that enthused about you if you don’t appear to be fronting the right image, and that’s probably a problem if you’re not the greatest actress since Meryl Streep and also any less than heart-stoppingly gorgeous and want to make big films. 
      But I can’t get all excited about her being whiny and ungrateful, etc. As a movie-ticket/dvd buyer, I would think what’s required is  civility and a willingness to do what you’re asked to do for promotion purposes: pose for photos, make nice at meet-and-greets, sign autographs at events, show up for public appearances – again, civilly. It might be a lot smarter to be charming and to court your fans a little, but I don’t think any actor owes me that.

      I also remember some of the obnoxious-to-my-family attitudes I embraced at her age, in all sincerity, with the myopia and self-centeredness of lots of young people her age, especially those who’ve been living in a bubble in which they’ve been told they are successful, accomplished, etc.

      Who knows? It’s entirely possible that getting sloppy outfits talked about serves the interested parties as well as stunning outfits.

      • guest2visits

        I agree on all points.  And it’s probably giving her the most happiness showing up looking questionable;
        inexplicably trashy, tacky, or today’s hobo couture.  I say inexplicable  because it still takes time and thought to throw
        these outfits together, and they cost bucks. 
        She doesn’t irritate me in the slightest; but I do think that she could show some style when going rogue, TLo was correct
        when saying the t-shirt looks like it came straight off the back off a cab driver. It looks like it’s got the sweat and the aroma, too.  I can’t even get it in my head that this top was manufactured so cheaply and costs so much.

      • nancylee61

        I find her disrespectful, because she is at a movie premiere, for her movie, which the theaters charge $12 for, and for which she makes millions. She is thumbing her nose at everyone, saying, “I don’t care enough to even put a real shirt on.” Which is why I don’t care enough to ever see anything this wealthy, entitled brat is in.

    • Lisa_Cop

      Short hair is actually harder to style and maintain than long air (which can always be swept back Ina ponytail). Way too much effort for KStew.

    • nannypoo

      I think she is a nasty, disrespectful little snot who has very limited talent and cares not at all about her fans.

    • siriuslover

      Oh my, that last line, TLo… ;)

      That t-shirt should never have been for sale for more than $4. I find it ridiculous that people pay huge amounts of money for something they can get on sale at Target.

    • MilaXX

      I can’t with this one.   A simple pony tail and an actual shirt, and she would look decent.

    • quiltrx

      She looks like the girls who come into the grocery store at night in their pajama pants.

    • mmc2315

      LOVE those pants.  LOVE!

      The t-shirt is hilarious!  

    • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

      That’s some NYLON (magazine) “fashion” right there.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      Doesn’t her mom call her when she dresses like this?

    • elzatelzabelz

      Why must we be subjected to seeing her on the red carpet when she clearly does not care. Just get her out and we will all be happier. Geez, girl, it’s not life or death- wear a pretty dress, get a blow out, and smile.

    • PhillipWilde

      She looks like an extra from RENT.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bob-Sponge/100000465550991 Bob Sponge

      Is it possible that she makes efforts on her hair, in an attempt to make this her signature KStew look? I begin to wonder.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=805505 Steph Foster

      What you guys always say about Chris Hemsworth applies to K-Stew for me: “the whiff of douche is strong with this one.”

    • RzYoung

      I dunno, she’s started to win me over with her defiance -like the Olsen’s wilfully looking baggy and crap, Kristen can pull it off, more power to her!

    • decormaven

      So you don’t care about dressing for the RC. We don’t care about seeing you on the RC, either, if you’re going to show up in this manner. Twi-pushers, you’ve made your big wads of sweaty money. Take the bright lights off this child.

    • afabulous50

      I don’t care how dressed up this woman/girl is or isn’t – she & Pattison always look like they need a BATH!!!

    • http://twitter.com/mhleta Martha Hicks Leta

      I feel this girl has no idea who she is. She needs to give Ellen her shoes back, please.

    • Alice Tram

      she look…urgh

    • http://twitter.com/peacebang Victoria Weinstein

      She wants so badly to go away, and I couldn’t agree with her more. 

    • enchanted216

      She looks like one of those young girls who goes to the mall in her pajamas, thinking she looks cute.  Not.  Black bra under a white shirt is trashy, in my opinion.

    • maggiemaybe

      I love those pants so much I could weep. She should have paired them with a “Free Pussy Riot” t-shirt…

    • Tejnoor Kaur

      I love love love Kristen Stewart, but this is her ugliest look ever.

    • Tejnoor Kaur

      All she had to do to make the look somewhat decent was: untuck the shirt/tuck it in properly, brush her hair back, and switch those ugly-ass shoes for a pair of pumps (which I’m sure she has a bajillion of)