• homofascist

    How…literal!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1594250515 Kim Brightman

       Yes, but they’re special snowflakes.

      • homofascist

        Every snowflake is special darling!  :)

        • nomoreprinces

          But once you have a pile of snowflakes, it’s just snow.

  • charlotte

    I didn’t know that Jane Krakowski is getting married.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1594250515 Kim Brightman

    Is that Lorenzo’s cousin in the tux?

  • Meg0GayGuys6

    Minus the weird facial hair, I think Mark looks GREAT!

    • http://www.facebook.com/theAccidentalHousewife Leah Elzinga

       well, it is Mo’vember.

      • Meg0GayGuys6

        Oh that’s right! 

      • 3boysful

         Don’t remind me–I have three razorless teenage sons.

  • oatmealpie

    These two can’t agree on where to look.

    • http://kingderella.tumblr.com/ kingderella

       i think this whole scene is pretty surreal. what the hell is going on here?

  • http://twitter.com/tangodiva Tanya Wade

    I saw a sofa with that exact same upholstery in the Palm Beach Goodwill….way to go KR!

  • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

    Ok, I know she’s tiny, so how tall is he? Because these photos make him look Liliputian as well.

    Also, she needs to eat something; a hamburger, a pizza, a carrot. I don’t know, just EAT SOMETHING!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U5LTVYHX32MGMMXR33G7TOXVR4 Magdalena Monzerrat Ontiveros

    totally bridal! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790818401 Laurie Landry

    Does he even look like he’s there with her?

    • alyce1213

      Well, he probably wouldn’t be there without her.

  • Janet B

    Pretty if somewhat bridal dress.

  • decormaven

    Mmm, I would not have picked a strapless dress that calls attention to the sun damage on her decolletage. Also, the color of the lip needs to be stronger to balance out the heavy eye makeup. Jewelry? Where’s the jewelry? A sparkly bangle or two would have given this look some punch.

    • halleygee

      Agree, it’s just really boring.

  • alyce1213

    Standard, but pretty enough.  She might have fixed her hair better.  They really need to work on their focus when posing together – they are very much in the public eye, after all.  Still, a very cute couple.

  • MinasAunt

    Is he getting ready to play the leading role in a show about a dictator in a small Caribbean island?  And is she the American CIA spy sent to romance and eliminate him?

  • leave_Blake_alone

    They look great, but his facial hair bugs me. He must be a pretty short guy, because she is TINY.

    • Sara__B

       Internet puts him at 5’8″ and her at 5″3″. She must be wearing death-defyingly high heels.

  • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

    There’s an old, old Loony Toons cartoon that features a bunch of movie stars from the 30s and 40s, one of whom is Clark Cable. He’s got a giant head and is leching around the room. Mark Consuelos reminds me of that cartoon. That’s not meant as a compliment, either.

    • kcarb1025

      Hollywood Steps Out!!! I love that cartoon.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1447060898 Lori Wade Miller

    I hope the facial hair is for Movember.  I know my husband is sporting an unsightly mustache right now.

    • http://twitter.com/Goldielox73 Goldie

      It’s possible it’s for American Horror Story.  He’s on this season sporting facial hair.

  • Sara__B

    The only bits of interest are his pocket square and the fact that her gown is slowly heading down her body and toward the floor.

  • filmcricket

    My parents have a Christmas table cloth in that exact pattern

  • Tatiana Luján

    I like the dress, but it doesn’t fit right in the bust área.
    I hate it when people dye their hair in such a light shade and the get so tanned that the color of their hair is very much alike the skin colour, it looks so cougar, artificial and aging.

    • kschwarting

      I think that’s my main complaint–I wish she weren’t so bloody tan.  I was assuming that it was a spray tan, because I don’t even want to think about the level of skin damage otherwise. 

  • Judy_J

    Kelly, you little snowflake, you!

  • Trisha26

    Simply can’t stand her. That dress looks like my grandmother’s chenille bedspread minus the fuzzy chenille.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LCM5POTSHO74MUOQO6IAV4YUBE Jessica

    The dress looks like curtains, and strangely, that’s what I like about it. 

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    I find her annoying in the extreme, but that’s a very pretty dress.  Even if it does need to be hemmed.

  • ankali

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

  • frannyprof

    She is always wound up so tight. Makes me nervous just to see pics of her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=661256074 Mars Tokyo

    Her face has gotten so scary over the years. She just keeps dropping more and more flesh. ACK!

  • MGMcD

    Well I guess that’s what you wear to a Snowflake Ball. I think Mark is there looking for the six-fingered man that killed his father.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    i really wish she would try a different hair color, i find this shade of blonde so unflattering and aging on her, also, can the tan..

  • voter1

    Get the dress hemmed!

  • ojosazules

    Tableclothy.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    She looks pretty, if a bit bridal. He’s got a little bit of a Cary Grant thing going, but I’m not sure if it really works for him. But they still both look great!

  • TAGinMO

    Yeah, the dress fabric looks like a damask tablecloth, but I think it’d be fairly tough to argue that she doesn’t look pretty.

    He looks non-threateningly attractive, as always, and his tux seems to fit well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

    She doesn’t look horrible which should come as a surprise as she is wearing Leona Helmsley’s discarded satin jacquard curtains. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/ann.verwiebe Ann VerWiebe

    How tall do her shoes have to be that she’s as tall as her husband? Are they Lady Gaga shoes?

    • formerlyAnon

       Their “official” heights only put them five inches apart (Her 5′ 3″ him 5′ 8″). And I automatically seriously doubt the official height of any male actor under 5′ 11″.

    • alyce1213

      She routinely wears 5-6″ heels and claims not to be able to wear flats. I think she’s barely 5’2″ and who knows about him – all actors under 5’10″ lie.

  • kimmeister

    That is not a flattering bodice on her.  Her bust looks like a block of ice, and the belt is sitting too low.

  • jmorino08

    Douche-stache. I don’t care if it is Movember.

  • Star Foster

    Of course.

  • formerlyAnon

     I like the dress, I think she looks best in simple, even severe styles. The bodice would be fine if it didn’t seem to be sliding down.

    I don’t like the hair. I know it’s a look, and a popular one, and she probably thinks it’s more youthful than something more sculpted. But she’s got perfectly good bones in her face and I wish she’d try some much shorter angles and layers.

    I’ve always thought he was the more attractive one of the couple, though that may be my prejudice against her manner of speaking coming out.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

    What a beautiful tablecloth.

  • VeryClaire

    Her face and hair look tortured! Maybe time for an update on your look, Kelly.  Luckily the dress is pretty.

  • makeityourself

    Dear Mark Consuelos,
    Please find yourself a dress watch.  That manacle of a timepiece on your wrist is not elegant.
    That is all.  

  • anotherkate

    She loves herself a nude lip, doesn’t she? I hate to say it but her hubby’s mustache is…really working for me? I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/KZBBNYDMMMALGCUZSAFXWUWQ24 NYCKay

    Looks like trouble in paradise. Hate the dress and the hair.

  • Joyce VG

    ADORBS!

  • snarkmeister

    Oh Haley Vaughan, you make my heart hurt.  :(  Also, your hubby’s facial hair makes him look extra special douchey.

  • Snailstsichr

    Considering the venue, her dress was nice enough, though not very exciting. Considering what Brad Pitt wore to his own red carpet event, I’ll give Kelly points for appropriate politeness.

  • DCSheehan

    She ain’t gonna age well. She looks mid-50s. Good for mid-50s but still…

  • Lilak

    They both look kind of, I dunno, scraped down (not sure if that conveys anything to anyone but me).

    And I had to do a double-take on each photo: Ripa kept looking like Geri Halliwell, even when I knew better. 

  • librarygrrl64

    Looks a bit “second wedding” to me.

  • quiltrx

    I love the fabric, but that is one BORING dress.

  • briecee

    Curtains.

  • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

    She is awfully colorless.  Would it have killed her to throw on a pair of dangly ruby earrings?  and a big ol’ bracelet too?  She has no POC anywhere.  His pocket square is making my eyeballs hurt–it looks vaguely 3D or something.

    However, they are both appropriately and tastefully, if not excitingly, dressed.

  • http://twitter.com/mhleta Martha Hicks Leta

    “This week your challenge is to take a $5 table cloth from The Party Store and make it into a very cheap looking wedding dress.” And, we have a winner. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003704004484 Teri Lampe Jordan

    God, she bores me to death.  He,on the other hand, it quite yummy.

  • Susan Collier

    Cotillion?

  • marilyn

    Gorgeous

  • Rebecca Jay

    I hate that mud-colored nail polish. Been seeing it everywhere.

  • LeifBallard

    She looks like a curtain and he looks amazing!

  • guest2visits

    She gets more juvenile and boring everyday (the show).  I used to admire her ability to float a conversation even when
    it got muddled or lost – I think she’s been stretched too thin or the show is just trying too hard to be something it’s not.
    The stage is so bright it’s almost like getting a second hand sunburn. And her penchant for the nude lip color just makes her
    look like she’s lip-less and skull- like.
    I do like this dress; though it’s formal enough that a more intense lip or make-up would have really made this work better.

  • MilaXX

    She looks great, bnut I hate his mustache.

  • kcarb1025

    She is one bottle of aloe vera away from being the next Tan Mom.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1316070988 Roey Thorpe

    She looks gorgeous, and they are a stunning couple.