Girl, That’s Not Your Look: Emily Blunt in Calvin Klein

Posted on November 27, 2012

Oh GURL.

Some sassy queen needed to stop you before you left the house, pursed their lips, arched one eyebrow and simply said, “HELL no” before spinning on their heels and sashaying away. It could only have helped.

Emily Blunt attends the IFP’s 22nd Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards in NYC in Calvin Klein.

Calvin Klein Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous

What is this we can’t even

Okay, let’s start from the top. No, wait. Let’s start from the bottom.

Those shoes? Cheap-looking, girl. They almost certainly are not, but that doesn’t really matter because they look like they are. Moving up… that hem length? Awkward! The color (or lack of same)? Does nothing for you! Your waist? Completely gone! Like your tits! The necklaces? Also cheap-looking! And if you’re gonna do the two-necklaces thing, you should shoot for two necklaces that complement each other rather than two similar necklaces that kind of cancel each other out. The lips? Parched! The cheeks? Slapped by a baby! The brow? Shiny! The hair? Sloppy and in a color that doesn’t suit you!

As you can see, we’re wordy sorts, and thus we tend to expend a lot of them when a simple “HELL NO” would’ve sufficed.

 

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