Garrett Hedlund in Prada

Posted on November 05, 2012

Tsk-tsk, Garrett. TSK. TSK.

We’re wagging our fingers right now. We’re even scowling a little bit.


Garrett Hedlund attends the premiere of ‘On The Road’ during the 2012 AFI Fest in Hollywood, California in Prada.

Here you are, in a perfectly gorgeous Prada suit, your hair all styled (to cover the fact that you really need a haircut; winged sideburns ain’t pretty, son), your no-doubt insanely expensive borrowed watch in place, your shoes all spit-shined and perfect. But we are tsking and wagging because you look a right mess. We don’t understand, Garrett. It’s not that hard. Tighten that tie, button that jacket, shoot those cuffs and you’d pass for stylish. Get the pants hemmed and we’ll sing hosannas to your meticulousness. Isn’t that what you want, Garrett? For us to sing our hosannas to you? Of course it is. Try harder next time.


[Photo Credit: Getty]

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  • And put on a belt!  Sheesh.

  • Mary229

    Yeah something just isn’t working here, is it?   He’s a nice looking man but he just doesn’t look put togethere here at all.

  • Agree with everything you’re saying, but he IS gorgeous isn’t he? I forgive him for looking a mess… This time. Next time a spanking might be in order. 😛

    • sk8tfan

      Yes! And please film it, while you’re at it, so the rest of us can confirm he was properly punished.

      • Will do. I wouldn’t want anyone doubting my disciplinary methods.

        • sk8tfan

          very considerate of you!

  • nannypoo

    This guy is maybe famous to everyone but me. I looked him up and I still don’t know who he is. He’s cute, but he needs a haircut and he needs to shave. He also needs a tailor and a more interesting tie.

    • lovelyivy

       He isn’t that famous yet. I have only seen him in the tremendously disappointing Tron sequel. And that hair is a tragedy- this is a really good-looking dude when he makes a teeny bit of effort. Somebody’s assistant went to a great deal of trouble to get himt hat fabulous suit and watch. The least he could have done is get a haircut and shave.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    I doubt Garrett Hedlund knows what hosannas are. He looks like a right extra out of Zoolander to me, IQ-wise. Also, a douche.

    And that is even his suit. He should release it to the wold for the likes of Alexander Skarsgard, who can work a subtle plaid. (and yes, the Skarsgard/Zoolander thing was intentional)

  • In_Stitches

    It’s pulling at the zipper making him look like he has a fupa.  

  • mmc2315

    So high school.

  • Lessee, close that jacket, hem those pants, put on a belt, and Cut That Hair! Oh, and are we just a trifle stoned? Hmmm?

    • librarygrrl64

      Maybe, maybe not. I have light eyes, and when the pollen is blowing, I look pretty baked.

  • The only thing I could think while scrolling down was “CLOSE YOUR JACKET” and “CUT YOUR HAIR.” Not just winged sideburns but the feathery almost-mullet is a CRIME against AESTHETIC PLEASURE. 
    Also, I can’t tell because of the flappy jacket, but something is telling me that this shirt collar is not the right choice for this suit. Or maybe it’s the shirt material? Something is making it look cheap. Then again, that could just be the sloppy fit again.
    If your tie is not covering up the buttons on your shirt, you’re DOING IT WRONG. Tighten the tie and maybe get a tie bar. 

    • kimmeister

      Yes, the “almost-mullet” is what hurts me the most!

  • Kathy_Marlow

    I can’t get past the hem length…is he melting?

  • decormaven

    What a waste of a perfectly good suit. Get it right or go home.

  • Janet B

    What a shame.

  • the pants look too tight in the waist

  • MoHub

    Such a pretty boy so badly got up.

  • ewwwww

  • He’s no Garrett Dillahunt.

    • I LOVE Garrett Dillahunt!!  Even moreso now that he isn’t playing a skeeve on “Deadwood”.  (Altho’ he was very good at it.)

  • Clueless_Jock

    Jacket sleeves are a skosh too long.

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    I do not get his appeal at all. I find his acting passable at best, and usually a little hammy. Physically he’s not my type. The least he could do is dress well, if “They” are going to push him so hard. To me he will always be the mentally-slow kid who got a BJ from Lindsay Lohan in a rowboat.

    Man, I am super bitchy this morning. 

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Horrible!  Take it off! 

  • formerlyAnon

    He’s still a cutie, though.

  • PrunellaV

    Until that Downton Abbey men pictorial, I didn’t realize that Garrett Hedlund was not playing the chauffeur.

  • librarygrrl64

    Who is this beautiful young man, and why does he look so disheveled? Tsk, indeed.

  • I’m absolutely madly in love with him. Even with all this poor detailing. Such a hunk. He has amazing street style but here all glammed up not so much.

  • The make-up is god awful.

  • And wasn’t he in the Prada ad campaign?! He must have a hook-up at Prada who could have helped him out.

  • Get your hair off your collar, you hippy.

    Nice eyes though.

  • oohsparkley!

    He looks Fine!! to me.

  • meridian5

    Is it just me or does it look like he’s got some Jon Hamm action going on?